kuwesper + ship meme :p
who is more likely to hurt the other?
- uhh i don’t think any of them would deliberately? if anything happened it’d probably be down to a misunderstanding or maybe just an argument that went too far
who is emotionally stronger?
- all of them have had to deal w/ Some Shit and they all came out of it relatively intact so
who is physically stronger?
- ?????? i don’t know? they’re all like. distance fighters. guns and explosives n shit. they would all probably lose a close-quarters physical fight with someone else lbr
who is more likely to break a bone?
- i feel like jesper is the most likely but somehow it never happens to him even though it really should have done by now. jesper “never happier than when he’s in danger / someone’s shooting at him / there’s a fight” fahey
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
- ……..i’m thinking about wylan and jesper on the ferolind and how wylan almost immediately came at him with “everyone knows you can’t keep away from a risky bet, why are you here anyway? you think kaz really trusts you? alright pal” and i don’t think he meant to but he really did touch on something jesper was insecure about soooo i. think he has a way of hitting on that stuff sometimes? or like, it’s deliberate but not with bad intentions? like when he keeps bringing up inej to kaz in c/k and Will Not Let It Go, he’s not trying to make things worse but he knows it’s a sensitive topic
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument?
- i have weirdly complex thoughts on this one? bc people arguing throws kuwei off, he doesn’t like it ( see: jesper and kaz fighting, when he asks if jesper’s angry with him,
which actually makes me think it’s mostly if someone he cares about is involved but that still applies here and this post is long enough) , but if he feels personally wronged by whatever happened, he’s not ending this until whoever it was apologises. and jesper doesn’t want to be on bad terms with people he cares about ( see: the whole thing w/ kaz ) so he’s usually in favour of de-escalating once the worst is over. why do i feel like wylan is absolutely the “i’m not angry i’m disappointed” type
who treats who’s wounds more often?
- kuwei’s supposed to have the most medical knowledge after nina but jesper’s probably used to patching himself up after fights? and i feel like wylan would learn fast bc. jesper.
who is in constant need of comfort?
- not constantly but after c/k they all are at times. wylan’s moving on from years of living in an abusive home which ended in him being almost killed, kuwei’s been through multiple awful situations, jesper’s only just gotten his father out of danger and is also overcoming a gambling addiction
- so y’know they all have their nights
who gets more jealous?
- wylan l m a o
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
- like during an argument, or…? kuwei maybe with the i don’t have to listen to this
- somewhere in my google drive is a ridiculously early college au draft where kuwei literally just gets up to leave and i think it’s wylan who pulls him back like your relationship, your problem too
who will propose?
- i…….. don’t really see this happening? 50% bc i have no idea what ketterdam laws on polygamy would even be like but i’m pretty sure it wasn’t legal in 1800s amsterdam ( which is still what i say ketterdam is ) ( and i googled this but i just got a bunch of current news articles )
who has the most difficult parents?
- WYLAN ( m.arya hendriks excluded, she’s wonderful )
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
- jesper, mostly, but could also be wylan
who comes up for the other all the time?
- i don’t, know what this is asking
who hogs the blankets?
- i just have this mental image of wylan completely tangled up in blankets
- but jesper will compete for blankets when he has to
- apart from maybe three weeks mid-winter where kuwei’s just like fuck y’all get your own blanket i’m not dying like this
who gets more sad?
- all of ‘em at different times but they’re good at looking out for each other n dealing with stuff together u know
who is better at cheering the other up?
- depends what’s needed, they’re all good for different things
- jesper’s good at the general bringing a smile to your face, making people laugh thing
- wylan’s good for actually Talking about things
- kuwei’s the curls up with his head on ur shoulder just to be There one
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
- jesper makes ridiculous flirty jokes in public and wylan shoves him but then ends up hiding his face in his shoulder bc he’s a vibrant shade of red. kuwei just laughs at this and is no help at all
- in fact he joins in and wylan is ready to Leave right now immediately
who is more streetwise?
- jesper bc he’s been with the dregs the longest out of the 3 of them but after c/k wylan’s slowly catching up and kuwei would pick things up pretty quickly?
who is more wise?
- kuwei: knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit, wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad
- jesper: philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie
- wylan: COMMON SENSE IS KNOWING KETCHUP IS NOT A DAMN SMOOTHIE
who’s the shyest?
- varies a bit between wylan and kuwei but mostly wylan
who boasts about the other more?
- have y’all met jesper
- “it’s brilliant, just like you”
- it’s totally jesper
who sits on who’s lap?
- ….kuwei does this of his own accord, sometimes jesper will pull one of them onto his lap bc they’re small and he can
- also don’t tell me jesper hasn’t tried this himself
- he didn’t ask to be this tall, he’s doing his best