alright seriously

The Denny’s rule book: A simple guide

Denny’s is your local, friendly diner open 24 hours a day every day of the year. A place to relax and enjoy a breakfast at any hour, a fulfilling lunch or delicious dinner. All are welcome at Denny’s, and it’s your safest location, provided you follow this very simple guide for the nightly hours.

  1. Never close your eyes in a Denny’s parking lot. 
  2. Walk calmly to the door; you will hear sounds. Do not look behind you.
  3. Always make sure the door closes behind you, unless it was already open when you arrived, in which case do not touch the door.
  4. Never sit at the table farthest from the front door. Your server will sometimes try to seat you there. Politely refuse and ask for another table.
  5. If you see a table with two salt-shakers, walk past it; that table is taken. Sit at the table directly across from it instead. 
  6. Eat your pancakes. Box any leftovers; it would be a shame to waste food. It might attract something.
  7. Do not, under any circumstance, look into the eyes of your own reflection in the bathroom.
  8. If your server’s eyes turn black, do not panic; order a coffee with extra cream. Do not ask for a refill. Do not stare.
  9. Think you recognize someone who just walked in? Best to ignore it. It’s probably not what it seems. They will proceed to sit at the table farthest from the door.
  10. If you are walking past a Denny’s and you see yourself sitting in the corner booth through the window, keep walking. Do not eat at Denny’s that night.
  11. Did you tip? You better double check. It’s only polite to leave a tip.
  12. Do not ask questions. They will Notice.

Your local Denny’s is the perfect place for a delicious meal at all hours of the day. Hope you enjoy your next visit to any Denny’s Diner!

Being nonbinary is nothing to be ashamed of. You don’t have to be bursting with pride, ready to shout it from the rooftops if that’s just not who you are, but nor should you have to hide it, keep it tucked away. It’s a part of you, big or small, and you shouldn’t have to worry about life being complicated because of it, or what other people may think.

You do you. Be nonbinary. Pin the flag to your wall, or just whisper it to yourself in the middle of the night. Lead rallying cries for nonbinary support groups, or just reblog nb posts on tumblr. Be nonbinary, whatever and however that means for you.

sorry guys if this is too questionable for you

Let Keith Be Happy

This kid… made cry, alright!?

Seriously, just… think about everything he’s been through:

  • He has abandonment issues.
  • Trust issues.
  • He doesn’t know how to connect with people.
  • He probably feels left out because he doesn’t understand everyone else sense of humor.
  • He was tagged by Pidge as the loner, wich maybe made him feel rejected.
  • His mother abandoned him.
  • We don’t know if his father is dead or he abandoned him too.
  • He has nightmares.
  • He was revealed to be Galra in the middle of the war against them.
  • He had to deal with Allura hate for almost 2 episodes.
  • The only person he had left disappeared not one, BUT TWICE.
  • He was forced to replace Shiro even though he said he couldn’t or wanted.
  • Neil Kaplan said once that maybe he has PTSD too (wouldn’t surprise me).
  • He hates having such a bad temper but can’t control it.
  • The only thing he has left from his parents is a old shack in the middle of the desert and a Blade.
  • In season 4 he leaves the team for the Blade of Marmora.
  • Basically he leaves the only family he ever had.
  • He almost committed suicide without even knowing if his idea would work.

And the list just keeps getting bigger…

In few words:

Dreamworks… let Keith be happy for once in his life.

A while ago, I introduced my best friend to indie gaming by taking him to my local indie gaming ttrpg group. Out of the games pitched that day, he decided to play Monsterhearts (a game about teenage supernatural creatures making it through puberty and high school etc). My roommate plays a werewolf with horrible social skills due to being raised by a pack, and is faced with the task of buying the Queen Bee a secret Santa gift.

Werwolf: okay, so, I don’t know what to get her, so I’m going to break into her house tonight and snoop through her room to see what sort of stuff she likes.

GM: …seriously? Alright fine, roll to see how well that goes.

Werewolf: *rolls 14 on D20*

GM: You successfully break into the house, having learned at school that Queen will be at a friend’s house that night. Unfortunately as you’re passing her parents’ room you kick over a vase and her father comes out of the room to see what’s going on. He starts yelling, asking who you are and what you’re doing in his house.

Werewolf: I’m going to try and convince him this is a dream.

GM: Roll for persuasion.

Werewolf: *rolls nat 20*

GM: you put one finger on her dad’s lips and shush him, stroking his hair and singing gently that this is all a dream and he should go back to sleep. He looks confused so you turn into a dog and tug on his trouser leg, pulling him back to the bed, until he lays back down and pets you sleepily. You turn back to human and kiss his forehead gently after tucking him in, and close the door on your way out.

many things that happened in Bambam’s vlive Q and A:
- Jinyoung was wearing a beret and also shorts
- Jinyoungs favorite movies are Scent of a Woman and Dark Knight (which are like 2 wayyyy different movies lol)
- Bambam definitely does not like the shipping between members (he mentioned it a lot)
- his favorite youtuber is Pewdiepie (he then imitated Pewdiepie)
- his favorite anime is Naruto
- he doesn’t like pokemon so that’s why he doesn’t play Pokémon Go
- he chooses Prove It over Sign (and apologized to Youngjae)
- he thought about dyeing his hair red next but decided against it
- he’s hotel rooming with Yugyeom and said 97 line room only!
- someone asked if he was a unicorn and he replied “no, Im human, man!” ( ok so why do people ask these types of question but also why did he answer it seriously omg it was cute tho)
- he said that he’s not going to be doing vlive for a longggg time (I don’t know why but that’s what he said 😟)
- he said “bye bye” really cutely


My iPad thinks that one of the puppet’s buttons is sentient


John Silver telling Flint that the two worst, most traumatic things that ever happened to him were his own fault

am i the only one who could literally not give a fuck if they made steven a gremlin who was two inches tall? they gave us lesbians in a children’s cartoon what else do you want helen

Looking Around in All the Wrong Places

So, this happened during a campaign myself and a few of my friends were a part of. Along with my character (a Ranger), there was also a Rogue, a Paladin, and a Dracomancer. During our first session, we bluffed our way into an orc camp and discovered a wounded baby Bronze Dragon they were keeping captive. An old orc asked us to take it back to its mother before the orcs either sold it or killed it. This is what happened.

DM: The next day, as you make your way up the mountain to the dragon’s cave, you come across a wide chasm, with a bridge stretching across it.

Me (ooc): I roll Perception to see if the bridge looks stable enough to cross!

DM: Alright, go for it.

I roll, succeed, and find out that the bridge is in perfect condition, but is only wide enough for one person at a time to cross.

Paladin (ooc): There might be enemies on the other side, though! I roll Perception to see if there are any enemies hiding on the other side.

DM: Seriously? Well, alright, go for it.

[Paladin] rolls and, like me, succeeds. However, all he can see from our position is that the bushes aren’t that thick. There aren’t any enemies to be seen.

Rogue (ooc): But if there were enemies, maybe they booby-trapped the bridge! I roll Perception to check the bridge for traps!

DM: Oh for the love of god! You succeed, but there aren’t any traps! Just cross the bridge already.

Me (ooc): Alright, alright, man. Geeze, take a chill pill.

I cross the bridge first, followed immediately by [Rogue]. Once we both cross over, the Dracomancer (who is carrying the baby dragon previously mentioned) starts to cross.

DM: As you reach the half-way point on the bridge–

Dracomancer (ooc): Oh, screw you!

DM: (continues) –four bugbears and a hobgoblin climb up from under the bridge.

Me (ooc): Oh, so that’s where we were supposed to look for trouble!

DM: (irritated) You weren’t supposed to be looking for them!!

Pusher Love Girl

Taehyung has you wrapped around his finger- in more ways than one.

pairing: taehyung x reader
genre: smut, a little fluff
wordcount: 6.8k
warnings: public sexual acts, fingering, masturbation, deepthroating, degrading names during sex, dom!Tae, rough sex, slight breathplay, voyeurism, hair pulling, possessive!Tae, lovebites  

You met Kim Taehyung out of all places, out of all times- during a bad date. 

You were in a chain coffee shop, sitting opposite a man who was as beautiful as he was boring, wondering how dating had become like this for you. Boring dates, zero chemistry- and the looming fear of ending up alone pushing you into halfhearted commitments. 

When your date had excused himself and gone to the bathroom, you had breathed a sigh of relief. Frankly, pretending to listen and inserting time-appropriate “Mm” noises was more difficult than it appeared. It was at that moment that Taehyung had sat down in your date’s seat. 

‘Sat’ was a mild way of putting it- he plopped down, draping over the chair comfortably, before flashing you a big grin. He looks a bit ridiculous, was your first thought- he was dressed in an oversized stripy linen shirt, slides, and a huge beanie. His strong eyebrows were quirked upwards from underneath his beanie and you shot him a slightly confused, mostly bitchy stare.

“Bad date?” He had sighed sympathetically. “Do you want to talk about it?” He folded his hands and raised an eyebrow at you knowingly like he was your mid-life crisis dating coach. You narrowed your eyes at him. 

“He’s alright,” You replied defensively. 

“Wow. Alright.” Taehyung responded, nodding seriously. “And they say romance is dead.”

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anonymous asked:

Why does Mads have a damaged eye in so many movies lmao

I mean, I can only think of three off the top of my head, and for someone with 48 IMDb acting credits that’s not actually that many all things considered. :P But I suppose there’s also the Death Stranding eye goo… and his character in Adam’s Apples does get shot in the eye… 

Okay so five. Five instances of weird eye things going on. That probably is more than usual. Which leads me to conclude that Mads is clearly Odin in the flesh and the universe is really desperate for us to catch on.

This was supposed to be an art collab, but the person who was suppose to do the line art disappeared without a damn trace so I might as well post the sketch.

Man I love making backgrounds in traditional form

  • <p> <b>Me:</b> *ships the rarest shit possible that literally no one ever heard of, crack ships, ships I feel I made up, literally anything no one would have thought of*<p/><b>also me:</b> *finds out about really popular and obvious pairings after years of being in the fandom* OMG PEOPLE SHIP THIS??????!??!!? I HAD NO IDEA!?!!!!!!?!!?<p/></p>

*dies of happiness*

funny thing i wrote out all this shit in the tag of an anti jonerys post and realised well actually i’d rather have it out in a post so i can read it properly so here it is (plus elaborated/edited ofc):

i dont hate dany. i quite like her. i’m actually so interested in where she goes from here on out, but yeah dany x jon dont make much sense – narratively or politically. in fact, instead of them being too different (as per the post i was actually responding to) i’d argue that they’re too alike to work. both are hotheaded, emotional, stubborn and really fucking dumb when it comes to politics. jon marrying dany would literally be sooo bad. two rulers who dont understand how to play the political game. and if dany’s answer to everything is the threat of violence or actual violence – well is she really a fucking hero?? wasnt the whole point of the lannisters and cersei in particular supposed to show that ruling through fear is not only going to lead to revolt and chaos but that it’s also the most black and white display of evil vs good in game of thrones? putting the lannisters aside, that was the downfall of aerys II (the mad king) as well. 

i don’t doubt that dany has a good heart. she means well and she wants to save the little people, but she can free slaves and arrest the corrupted all she wants. when it comes to actually leading, she’s proven to be quite useless. she doesn’t understand how to keep a city running. but because she is so proud, emotionally-driven and hotheaded, she uses force to keep the peace, which is an oxymoron. 

and jon. the boy is a great leader without a doubt. he understands warfare and strategy. but the political game that is westeros? not a chance. like dany, he’s too emotionally-driven. he has a clear idea of right and wrong, and for him, there is only one choice and one path, which isn’t always the smoothest path. politics is a huge part of this world. you have to learn to play it or else you’ll die. honour and heart gets you nowhere. look at what happened to ned and robb. 

putting jon and dany together?? what kind of rule would that be? i mean in any other fantasy world that’s less horrific, that would definitely be the ship of all ships. opposites coming together. but this story is about the game of thrones. it’s rooted in politics as well as those fantastical elements we love, like heroic deeds and honour and bravery and chivalry. but it also shows that heroes can fall because this world is unforgiving to those who cant play the game, which means that jon and dany simply don’t make any sense. 

just my opinion. what do you guys think?