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anonymous asked:

so when a dude is getting his dick sucked and he's cumming, but she keeps sucking, does that feel good orrrr..? 💀😂 I've never sucked dick before and I'm just curious 😅

alright, im going to show you a some gifs and pictures. tell me what you think they mean.

Our Little Secret-Part One

Summary: After a hunt and quite a few drinks the boys learn that you aren’t as ‘experienced’ in one department as they thought you were. Dean thinks he can rectify that

Series Masterlist

Characters: Dean, Sam, Reader

Pairings: Dean x Reader

Square Filled/Kink: Oral Fixation for @spnkinkbingo

Word Count: 4700

Warnings: Smut, oral (male and female receiving), insecure reader, language

A/N: Thank you so much for reading. This is the first part of what I hope is a lengthy and smutty series. Any feedback is always appreciated. This is also for @emilywritesaboutdean and @wheresthekillswitch ‘s Do It Like TFW Challenge (The gif is near the bottom)

A thank you to my beta @ayeronda for betaing at an ungodly hour and being so wonderful.

It’s been a long ass day and an even longer hunt. You were more than happy to be sitting on Dean’s bed in the boys’ motel room, sipping on your second, or maybe it is the third beer. And that was just here, it wasn’t counting the four or five shots you had had down at the bar. So now you were here and Sam was riding Dean hard about his strikeout at the bar.

“Dude, you were never going home with her.”

“She doesn’t know what she’s missing out on.”

You can’t help but chuckle, “What? Two whole minutes?”

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I can’t. 
This new Ryan photo is gold.


My iPad thinks that one of the puppet’s buttons is sentient

Show Me a Dwarf Thief, & I’ll Show You a Dead Dwarf Part 2: Absolute Assholes

(The previous story can be found here:

DM: So, you’re all about to enter an ancient underground passageways carved out by dwarves ages ago–

Summoner: So, it’s the Deep Roads, then?

DM: …Basically, yeah. And you know for a fact that dwarves have laid plenty of traps here before the place was evacuated.

Human Rogue: Oh boy… [Dwarf Skald], are you ready for sadistic dwarf traps part 2?

Skald: *sigh* Yup, let’s do this.

DM: Alright, you see steps leading up to this small alcove, it’s pretty dark to see without any source of light.

Rogue: …I’d like to check that.

Skald: I would rather we stay on the path.

Rogue: It’s not even a separate path, it’s a little hole in the wall, it should be okay. BUT, I WILL examine the steps as closely as possible, before walking up them.

DM: You don’t see anything out of the ordinary about these intricately carved steps. When you make it up to the landing, there appear to be fresco mural paintings up on the walls. Still hard to make out without a light source, though.

Skald: I cast Dancing Lights in the alcove, while keeping away from the steps.

DM: Alright, from left to right, the first painting is a picture of a thief.

Rogue: Oh, no.

DM: The second painting shows the thief trapped in a cage, and as soon as you register what that means, you see metal bars start to shoot out of the ground right behind you, about to separate you from the party.

Rogue: I jump back over the bars before they trap me in! (Successful reflex save)

DM: Okay, now that you’re on the outside, you now realize that there were no holes for these bars to shoot out of, meaning the entire platform was an arcane trigger, drawing metal from the earth below to create bars.

Rogue: Clever dicks.

DM: And now you see the subsequent paintings, showing the thief dancing with lightning, then burned with fire, then pelted by giant rocks, and then finally tarred and feathered.

Rogue: …[Skald], I’ve said it before I’ll say it again–

Skald: No, no, I know, my people are the worst, they’re absolute assholes.

Alright, so I found this picture from this post.
This is part of the TF2 Album, “Fight Songs” and, well…

If you was as curious like me as to how the mercs got hired by Mann Co., here is our answer:

In case you can’t read it, this announcement reads:
(Also, even I couldn’t understand the last part with the phone number, but I do’t think that’s majorly important for this post.)


Do you kill people? Would you like to get paid for it? Would you like to know why you’re killing them? If so, do not answer this ad. 

If you like killing and not asking questions, call Miss Pauling at
KLOND 5555


My Dear Otho.

Haha. Alright…

It’s a 100% self indulgance picture of my one and only OC Otho Umbrous, Dishonored version. I have no idea who would he be except probably very high chaos, crafting bonecharms like crazy and of course he would have the mark, because he’s a damn sorcerer and I have no self control. Also i have some visual ideas for a blood based powers, so yup.

And I have to paint more full figures because it was a struggle.

Cheers <3