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Happy 34th Birthday, Ninomiya Kazunari! ♥

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pARTNERS IN CRIME AU PLS THE IRONY IM (peraltiago obviously)

This is for you and also @sergeant-santiago!! Feel free to send more of these!

11. partners-in-crime AU

“Faster, Peralta,” Amy hisses through clenched teeth. She can see the dark head bobbing through the crowd across the street, growing closer every second that her idiotic partner spends wedging the slim jim back and forth in the door. (“Like dancing,” he once told her, that idiotic grin plastered across his face as he wiggles his ass for her benefit. She had to clench every muscle in her body to keep from laughing out loud and blowing their cover.)

“I’m going as fast as I can, Santiago! You can’t rush art!”

“Why did I let you plan this again? We always get caught when you plan!”

“I have no idea why you let me plan anything!” Jake retorts happily at her over the top of the car. “We both know you’re the mastermind – you’re just using me for my beautiful body!”

“Jake.” Amy gives him her best high-school-English-teacher look, and for a second, he almost looks cowed. It doesn’t last, though. It never does.

“Okay, fine, you’re just using me for my beautiful hands. Better?”

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Rhaegar Targaryen

or an AU where piercings and ear stretching is a tradition within the Targaryen dynasty lol 

Sickeningly sweet HC’s for everyone

Since I already wrote something about Valentine’s Day chocolate before, yet still kind of want to do something today since everyone seems to be fired up … I’m quickly writing down my cutest and cheesiest random little head canons about each of the MysMe characters (all of them, so kind of spoilers). Happy Valentine’s Day to me!

(ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧

Yoosung

  • Sometimes you ask him to open things or grab things from a higher shelf for you, even if you don’t actually need him. His reaction to this is just too cute. He not so secretly loves these kind of stereotypical couple dynamics and gets adorably excited.
  • When you are apart you text pretty much non-stop. Even if you both try not to get distracted you always end up looking at your phone and replying. Sometimes, even after a long time of being a couple, you still stay up all night talking to each other and making each other smile like an idiot.
  • Yoosung talks a lot about you. It’s not on purpose, he just can’t help it. Even people who have barely or never met you, already know that you are presumably the loveliest and most amazing person ever.

Zen

  • Zen always practices any and all romantic lines from every role he takes on with you. He always acts it out with passion and sincerity, no matter how cheesy and ridiculous they get, and insists that all of it still pales in comparison to his love for you. He can and will do this for hours on end.
  • So much physical affection, too. No morning without a good morning kiss. No sleeping without a good night kiss, probably not a lot of sleeping at all without some body part of you touching. Random touches and hugs and kisses everywhere.
  • Of course, your phones are full of couple selfies. Either one kissing the other or doing those heart hands. Zen loves the heart hands. You do it everywhere.

Jaehee

  • Even before you get together, Jaehee keeps a framed picture of you on her desk to remind her of how lucky she is to have met you. She also has one of the both of you on her bedside table.
  • One of your favorite things is to lay in bed beside each other, in the darkness and just barely touching each other, and just talk about anything and everything. You both have so many things and feelings to share, and Jaehee never had this sort of relationship before. She enjoys this bond and the trust between you two so much.
  • The very first latte art Jaehee presents to you has the shape of a heart. She insists that you drink this cup of coffee, because she was thinking of you while making it.

Jumin

  • You can turn Jumin into instant mush by doing the littlest sweet things for him. He expects nothing from you except for just being there, so every small gesture still means the world to him. Just hide a cute note between the documents on his desk and wait for his reaction.
  • He is the cutest when you are just relaxing at home, snuggled up to him, staring out of that huge window together. He will happily hold and cuddle you the whole evening, giving you the softest kisses on the head and telling you again and again just how precious you are to him.
  • Jumin’s phone is actually full of pictures of you, and of the two of you together. He stares at them a lot when he can’t physically be with you.

Saeyoung

  • He didn’t lie. He did not have a recording of your voice at that point. But he has now. Several. He listens to them whenever you’re not there and he’s missing you.
  • The two of you sometimes play up the sickeningly sweethearts routine for fun, in real life and in the chat room. Complete with spoiling and pampering each other, giving cringey pet names and fighting about “no you are cuter”. It is joking around of course, but deep inside you both know you’re actually kind of serious.
  • Joking or not, whenever he is with you, Saeyoung really tends to touch you a lot. Takes your hand, or plays with your hair, or puts an arm around you when you’re close enough. He sometimes doesn’t even seem to realize it. He just likes to be close to you and feel that you’re there with him.

Saeran

  • Saeran secretly enjoys doing “typical couple things”. Holding hands or linking arms in the streets? Carrying your stuff? Having to give you a bite from his food? No problem. Because this kind of behaviors and routines not only feel like kind of a validation … but also like he’s finally doing something right, and normal.
  • You are the one person who is always allowed to come near him. Talk to him, touch him, even hug and kiss him. He probably won’t say it, but he likes getting attention and affection a lot – if it’s from you that is.
  • Saeran has a really bright and beautiful smile he almost exclusively shows to you, when the two of you are alone and relaxed. You have a selfie on your phone where he is smiling beside you; the two of you look so cute and happy that Saeyoung actually cried a bit when you showed it to him.

V

  • He likes to make small gifts from time to time, often photographs or single flowers. Sometimes he sends them to your workplace so they will brighten up your day. He doesn’t want anything in return and tries his best to make that clear. He just wants you to smile and be happy.
  • You have a favorite place you discovered together. A small but elegant café/bar, located in the top floor of a multistorey building. You go there for a date with candlelight and view over the city almost every Friday evening.
  • Sometimes, seemingly without reason, V will just turn to you, take your hands, and tell you sweet things. That you’re wonderful and perfect and that he’s incredibly happy and grateful to have met you. He is so sincere about it that you usually don’t question it. If you do, he just smiles and says that he wanted to make sure you knew this.

Vanderwood

  • Vanderwood actually appreciates you and the relationship you have so much. He might deflect from that “feels-y” stuff with snark and pragmatism to hide the awkwardness, but he’ll just go over to you and hug you in the same breath. Sometimes physical affection is easier to give than honest, heartfelt words.
  • He’s attentive enough to always know when you need something. And as long as it doesn’t involve him having to spout sweet talk (or risking his life again), he’s also quite willing to do it. Sometimes he fetches you a glass of water before you even realize that you’re thirsty.
  • You do have these rare, quiet moments. From time to time, and each time surprising you quite a lot, Vanderwood drops the sarcasm and talks to you very sincerely for a few minutes. Then, he’ll explain his usual behavior to you, apologizing if he’s ever hurt you, and assuring you that yes, he does love you. A lot.
Relationship Goals...

God.. I wanna feel it so bad… Your mouth wrapped around my soft cock, lips playfully teasing it. Hands free as you stop to moan.. To whimper those words that drive me so fucking wild

“BIGGER” and then again engulfing my not even half hard cock in your mouth. I want to feel it getting tighter against the roof of your mouth, and against the sides of your teeth. Your head barely bobbing, you just want to feel it, to savour this growth! It’s as important to you as it is to me. You want to experience my growing body firsthand, this isn’t humouring a horny beast. No. God no.

You fucking WORSHIP this growing body of mine, your hands rubbing my muscled frame, urging me BEGGING me to grow to get as fucking BIG as I can for you. I’m your BEAST and I’ll outgrow the fucking WORLD for you if you give me a chance..

19th - 20th of May ~ Your presence softens my pain

i'm scared of summer

i’m the kind of person who needs to be doing something.. ALWAYS bc as soon as i have too much time i start thinking too much and fall into a deep hole of depressing thoughts, laying in one place the whole day and staring at the ceiling or watching a thousand different tv shows to occupy myself and i end up feeling strengthless and even just having a shower feels like the hardest thing ever. during the summer i’ll be doing nothing for like a month so yay…

Hi I’m back from my first day of work….. I came out to everyone (I have to call my dad tomorrow and come out to him I guess ahsjshj because he comes into walgreens all the time and I can’t be out at work without him knowing) (also its super cool but I knew a lot of the people who work there before I started working there and they always saw me with my dad and it’s challenging to tell people “hey call me a different name and i’m a man”) ANYWAY my manager carrie is incredibly kind and happily introduced everybody to me with my name and my pronouns…

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You know, I worked really hard to get to Manchester, Josie. I worked my factory job in the day and did an access course at night, and lived on fucking beans so I could afford our rent near college. And now I’m about five billion in debt. And guess what? I don’t have Mummy and Daddy to come and bail me out. I’m on my own.