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Magic: the Gathering - Alphabet Soup

Check out these SWEET-ARSE blank MTG tokens from the brilliant and witty mind of card alter gal Ellie Shakirova (her Etsy shop over here).  This is a full alphabet set of 26 cards with matte lamination with appropriate place for you to pen in the token name and power / toughness.

God Bless the souls of the Redditors who also had a bit of fun with this project at the expense of a certain ubiquitous blue mind-mage -

I made this secret code for all the closeted witches like me! Some of the letters are my design and some of from the secret codes on internet. I’m Turkish so there’s Turkish letters in this alphabet… But I made a X-Q bonus for you English speakers (wink wonk)

HERE ARE SOME COMPANIES THAT SHOULD BE ADDED TO GOOGLE’S ALPHABET

Macarena. It’s like Google Wave for landmines

Stanky Leg. It’s like Lyft for retired strippers

Lemur. It’s like Pinterest for garage sales

Doughnut. It’s like Google Buzz for murderbots

Rainbow. It’s like Spotify for medical marijuana

Wowsers. It’s like Groupon for biohacking

And more.