thanks to the absolutely amazing @ladyanimeyuki for this commission of the Deluxe Strider 200 Pound Matronly Freight Train Family Reunion because oh sweet merciful jesus on a stripper pole this is a magical thing to experience
My main assignment for the ancestral anthology asked for any kind of interaction between the Alpha guardian rebels. Actually, initially I was going with a totally different concept with my fill, but I’m pretty happy about the turn it ended up taking!
I like to think the reason Dirk knew what was going on so specifically during the alpha universe apocalypse was because Alpha Dave was continuously taking selfies during it and posting them on his social networks.
“taking on the presidents in a duel to the death brb”
“just overthrew the government #nbd”
“is that a sword sticking out of my abdomen or am i just happy to see you”
Some days when alpha Dave is sleeping out cold, Dirk likes to draw on his face with permanent marker. Those are also the days alpha Dave usually wakes up really late and doesn’t comb his hair or brush his teeth or put his suit on. Sometimes the paparazzi get some nice pictures of his face, and Dirk proudly hangs them on the wall.