I like to think the reason Dirk knew what was going on so specifically during the alpha universe apocalypse was because Alpha Dave was continuously taking selfies during it and posting them on his social networks.

“taking on the presidents in a duel to the death brb”

“just overthrew the government #nbd”

“is that a sword sticking out of my abdomen or am i just happy to see you”


AU where Alpha Dave buys a cursed sword on ebay and has to deal with an angry ghost who claims to be his alternate universe brother and wants him to kill the troll empress.

(part one?? I’ve been thinking about it for two weeks and I want to draw a lot more :x)

Drawn for stridercestsecretsanta - Merry Christmas knightofrhyme!