alpha boys

One For The Boys

(Check your Mars Sign)

ALPHA: Leo, Gemini, Aries

you are confident and your own man. you do your own thing and have complete confidence in everything you do. you have your self-doubts, but you don’t let it cloud your judgment and logic. you are well liked by almost everyone, and you just have an easy charm and swagger about your presence. women are drawn to your charisma and presence. you enjoy being social and having lots of people around. you are a natural leader 

BETA:  Cancer, Taurus

you are kind of shy and introverted and not very confident in yourself. you are constantly plagued by insecurities and self-doubts and you can never commit to anything in the fear that you will fail in it. you are somewhat liked by people but they tend to look at you rather condescendingly and woman tend to friendzone you. you are nervous around other people and social situations because you’re always afraid that people are judging you. you are a born follower 

OMEGA: Capricorn, Sagittarius

you are the polar opposite of the alpha male but in a good way. like the alpha male you are confident, intelligent and have a sense of charisma about you, but unlike the alpha male, you are completely your own person. you do not need anyone, and you can even be emotionally distant due to your complete self-possession. you trust few people and foster even fewer intimate relationships. omegas do not care for leadership by others as they are perfectly capable of leading themselves 

GAMMA: Pisces, Libra, Virgo

you are sort of the “invisible” guy. there is nothing really spectacular about you. you are not a beta, but neither are you an alpha. your personality and presence usually blends in with the rest of the room and you’re just sort of…there. people like you just fine and you usually don’t have too much trouble with girls, but all the same, there is nothing particularly memorable or remarkable about you. you are not a born leader nor a inherent follower, although you can take on those tasks depending on the situation 

SIGMA: Scorpio, Aquarius

you are a manipulative mastermind. you are a spider waiting to lay your trap. you possess a cunning, intuitive mind and can sway people to your will. you don’t have the casual swagger of the alpha or the omega but you do have a clever presence about you and people tend to be both wary and respect you for that. you can often be even more powerful than the alpha or the omega male in social situations due to your ability to persuade and manipulate them. you are neither a follower or a leader but rather a wild card

NOORA: Hi, have I reached the couples’ therapist?

SANA: I’ve studied lots of yt-vidz about how blonde girls with red lipstick are gonna get over alpha-porsche-drive-boys

NOORA: Haha

NOORA: What’s the recipe?

SANA: Switch focus, find new environments, meet new people, delete him from social media, download Tinder and hang with your coolest friend

NOORA: Tinder isn’t happening

SANA: Agreed, drop it.

NOORA: But then we have to get Eva

SANA: Eva?

NOORA: My coolest friend 😏😏😏

SANA: smh

NOORA: jfwy

NOORA: we’re nerds

NOORA: But I’m not interested in getting a boyfriend anyways

SANA: When you say that, the opposite will happen. What Vilde says is bs, this is The Real Secret

NOORA: lol