Can you please update the roommate tag? :)
“Two grown adults living together, and we can’t even keep our fridge stocked.” Stiles shakes his head. “That’s pretty bad, isn’t it?” He’s twirling the pen between his long fingers, and his chin propped up in his other hand, a lazy smirk on his lips. “We’d be the first to die in the apocalypse.”
After finding a thong in the communal washing machine, Stiles makes some hasty assumptions about what his roommate does for a living. (Mistaken-for-a-stripper!AU)
(n.) lit. “living together”, in the sense of living or working closely with other people with whom you share feelings, desires, or a common purpose ~
“Derek, will you and Stiles adopt Bella?” She sounded desperate, well she’d have to be to involve both Stiles and him.
“Hells to the yeah!” A voice behind him said; Stiles.
“Stiles no! You’re too young and I have loads of work and this is a terrible plan! Besides we only have two bedrooms!” Derek became flustered.