almost a bob

anonymous asked:

To the almost certainly overworked BOB complaints department; Are you guys okay? Status report? Should I bring coffees?

nothing compared to the fresh hell of working with these menaces daily. but coffee is always appreciated

-val from non-human resources


Bellarke in Reverse: A (Platonic) Series


The leaked 1x08 Day Trip (the Bellarke Holy Grail) Script, which was conveniently released almost immediately after Bob tells fans at Unity Days 2017 that it is written into the script that Bellamy sometimes looks lovingly at Clarke.

Some highlight:

“Bellamy is suddenly thrown by the intimacy of having her close.”

“Clarke kneels beside Bellamy, takes his face in her hands.”

“As we see their hands side by side, just barely touching…off Clarke, feeling the energy between them...”

“Bellamy has a sudden, desperate though. He pulls Clarke close.”

Come with me…You and me. Screw everybody else. Let’s just…go.”

“For one electric moment, Clarke is tempted to say yes.”

“Exhaustion overtakes Bellamy–he lies down on the forest floor…”

“Clarke lies down next to him…”

“A stunned beat as Finn processes that. And not a small amount of jealousy.”

Originally posted by poissonxquad

This has been the best birthday weekend of my entire fucking life. 

things I laugh & then get sad about:

alicia and bob were both pretty prominent celebrities, so it’s very likely that her pregnancy was closely followed. I can’t even imagine all the jokes about the beautiful/perfect baby they would make, all the people reading every magazine article about the pregnancy. poring over every photo of alicia’s gorgeous maternity clothes. bad bob does about a million interviews about how excited he is, how ready he is to be a dad.

and then jack is born.

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Trick or Treat to @kane-and-griffin who, just like me, can’t resist a good Agatha Christie style murder mystery, and by the most…frankly bizarre coincidence I have ever seen in my life, just a week after I started work on the art for this, posted the first chapter of her amazing fic, Something Wicked This Way Comes

I briefly considered doing something else to make it more of a surprise but…screw it, who doesn’t love a good 1920s murder mystery AU? :P Hope y’all enjoy!


What is it you think my son lacks?

I was re-watching the 1st season of The West Wing and got to 1x13 and this popped into my mind.

When Bitty comes out Coach doesn’t really say anything. No real congratulations but no disappointment either.

Fast-forward to the moment Jack and Bitty go public. Bob almost punches Don Cherry after he makes certain remarks about Jack. Both Alicia and Susan go on record giving their support for them but Coach remains quiet. Eventually someone in the media notices. It’s not Fox News employee but rather a junior researcher at MSNBC. Brandon Haddon, a professional liberal. He may be a cis het white dude but he’s gone on marches, go on social justice rants on twitter and signed many a online petition. So it isn’t too big a leap to see small town football coach from Georgia and equate it all to the guy being a raging homophobe, just one that sufficiently coached not to announce it on national media. He thinks he has a scoop and an angle otherwise lacking in this particular story. Except he never considered one thing, what if Richard Bittle was simply uncomfortable in front of the camera?

Well a few days later he gets his chance to corner him on the way to an off season practice for rising upperclassmen. Now coach is getting pissed at the intrusion his team is more interested in playing up for the cameras than doing their burpees. So he’s not in the best of moods to begin with and he’s a little short with the guy but he was an ass so he doesn’t feel as guilty as he might. He privately thinks that this all he couldn’t say to his [swear word] of a boss who told him Eric getting locked in a closet for an entire night as ‘horseplay’ and 'let boys be boys’ and 'let’s not make a big deal of it, Richard. Buddy’s has been good to this school and you don’t want to mess up Jimmy’s football scholarship now do you?’ . Sitting in that office he’d let Susan tear The Ass apart and fallen in love with her all over again but now his turn and he can’t fumble. So he begins “What is it you think my sons’ lack…?”

After he practice he’s worried when he sees he has 50 missed calls, 37 from Susan alone, his first thought is something has happened to his boy. It isn’t until he gets home in less than half his usual 35 minutes that he finds out what’s happened. It turns out one of the other cameras was going live to their local news affiliate. Apparently Scarlett watched with her entire church group and crowed about how well her Susan had chosen. The thing was they weren’t the only ones. In the was 90 minutes since it was first uploaded it’s been watched by over an million people (helped along by tweets from Georgia, Bob and various news outlets from around the world).

When Bitty first sees it it’s the only time he voluntarily sits on the green couch of doom.

anonymous asked:

So I know you mentioned having to have music when walking as an aut thing, but is it an aut thing to have tap/dance/ mouth with songs cuz i do that a lot

VERY MUCH SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for me im L o v bobbin m head to music So Much any music tht has a Good Beat™ is So Good™ (like tbh im say m head when its m Entire Body usually im jst…………………im Rly Lov it its So Fun)