Colin: “The thing is, Anders, having made Dawn the face of the city, I’m consumed with the idea that somehow, as I f*ck Dawn, I’ll actually be f*cking the entire city. And you can’t imagine what a turn-on that is, my lord Bragi.”

Anders: “No.

Colin: “A word in her ear. Your sweet powers of persuasion. Just to tip her over the edge.”

Anders: “Never.

Colin: “You hypocrite! You use your powers on her all the time.”

Anders: “Not for this.

~The Almighty Johnsons, 3x08