SO I KINDA GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS WHOLE LARGE-HORSE SALESMAN IDEA but it’s really fun!
Also I’m going to start using Godzilla as my mouthpiece whenever I have a personal message I need to get out to the world. Because people listen to Godzilla.
And, before I forget, I’m going to be moving out of this apartment tomorrow (finally). I’m not sure how the internet situation’s going to work out at my new place, so I may be absent for a bit. Or I may not! Who can say?