“Alcohol does not change you, it just makes you lose control of your inhibitions. What those people did–it was inside them.” -Dan Howlter
Pre-cyborg? Definitely the sexual predator drunk. Can’t keep his hands off anyone, cat-calls, making offensive comments, and much more likely to make a move on you and wake up with you the next morning with no memory how he got there.
Liked all kinds of wild, new cocktails (Sakura martinis, Niagara Grapes, even Grasshoppers)
Even though he drank a lot back then, this pretty boy could never build up a proper tolerance. Two and a half cocktails in and he’s singing ebarassingly at the kareoke bar
Now, well, I’m not sure he can process alcohol in his new body
I mean, it hasn’t been explicitely said if he can eat and drink or not anymore, but I’m assuming not
This has actually been really bugging me, in one of his voice lines, he says “Ramen! *sigh* It’s just not the same anymore.”
Which raises the question if it’s just that he can’t eat or if things taste differently or don’t taste at all for him
Which then makes me wonder if he has a mouth, which I think he does uuugh, I’m so confused
And in the newest lines with him and Angela exchanging chocolates? Angela would know whether or not he can eat, so she either knows he can eat the chocolates or is just giving them to him as a kind gesture to show that even though he’s a cyborg, he still deserves the same courtesies given to regular humans
BUT for now, I’m going to assume he can’t drink anymore
Although he still has a brain, so that means his brain can still be intoxicated, so saying that he was somehow intoxicated through some other means…
He would be very unaccustomed to the feeling, after all, it’s been so long since he’s been tipsy or drunk
Gets very quiet and ponderous, examining himself curiously for any reasons why he feels buzzed (think Legolas after the drinking contest in Lord of the Rings)
As he says in the game, he prefers alcohol with more of a bite to it
So I’d say he prefers tequila, whisky, gin
Back in his Deadlock days, when he turned 16, the members probably gave him a little “initiation” involving a bottle of tequila, a lemon, Kosher salt, and a worm (look it up)
Drinking is a common part of Jesse’s life, and he almost always sipping on a glass of whisky in the evenings
Gets wasted at least once every two weeks
Not the most healthy lifestyle
But he’s pretty good at hiding that he’s drunk
Sure, he gets louder, sillier, maybe a little grope-y with his s/o, but when it comes to drunk tests, as long as there’s no breathalizers, he can walk a straight line like it’s nothing
Years of experience
He has a pretty high tolerance, he is a cowboy after all, and he can drink most anyone under the table
But after about 10 shots of tequila, he’s gonna get drunk
Back in his Overwatch days, probably went out drinking with Jack quite a bit
These two would usually have some cold beers, but on special nights, martinis or margaritas
I’d even headcanon that he used to make the martinis and margaritas for the two of them
Can probably still shake up a potent drink even now
Used to have drinking contests every now and then with Torbjorn, Jack, and Reinhardt. He had a friendly contest with Jack, but always resented Rein for winning 70% of the time
He came close to beating him once, but…
He has a pretty good alcohol tolerance even today, it’s just that he doesn’t drink much anymore (not sure if he even can in his ghostly form)
But even if he can drink as Reaper, he probably avoids drinking simply because it interferes with his work
Doesn’t want to look unprofessional
But before the fall of Overwatch, when he and Morrison were butting heads, he probably drank quite a bit to calm his nerves
And some nights he’d just drink, and drink, and drink…
A mix of the angry, emotional, and tired drunk
Starts off really pissed, maybe throwing things, complaining about how much he hates Overwatch
Then gets really emo and mopes. Back then it’d be about how he lost his friendship with Jack. Now it’d be about living as a literal ghost
Then just collapses and falls asleep
Back in his Overwatch days, probably went out drinking with Gabriel quite a bit
These two would usually have some cold beers, but on special nights, martinis or margaritas
Used to have drinking contests every now and then with Torbjorn, Gabe, and Reinhardt
Almost always the first one out. Though, he has a decent tolerancy
Was probably still professional with his alcohol before the fall of Overwatch
He was the Strike Commander, after all
Only drank off-duty
Now, he’s a little less of gentleman and will drink beer and whisky whenever he feels like it
He’s a grizzly, war-worn old man, you think he cares?
He’s an angry and emotional drunk
He won’t start fights, but if someone says even remotely offensive about him or his friends, he’ll be up in their face!
But towards the end of the night, he’ll get really sad and will start to monologue about the “good ‘ol days”
Prefers sake or any smooth, sophisticated drink. Nothing with a “bite” to it like McCree likes
Has always been very responsible with his alcohol. He had an image to uphold after all, and that sense of duty has never left him
Slowly sips his sake, taking into account how much he’s had and when to stop
But he’s such a kill-joy when he drinks with friends or significant others
Always reminding them when they’ve gone over their limit, being dubious of whether or not they can handle certain drinks, and sometimes cutting them off entirely!
Very much like Symm when it comes to drinking. He’ll drink, but he doesn’t believe alcohol should be drank for the sake of getting drunk. It should be savored for its taste and history. Only drinks it to unwind
But he can still get drunk. Once he’s hit a nice buzz, his responsibility will begin to waver, and he’ll lose track of how much he’s had
Probably the emotional drunk, mumbling about how the Shimada empire was to be his, how horrible he was to kill Genji, blah blah blah…
Ooooh boy…Oh dear….
There is NOTHING this boy won’t drink (but it has to be confirmed alcohol. He will not drink turpentine or boot-shine just to get drunk)
But this boy won’t even shy away from moonshine!
For him, alcohol was MADE to get you drunk! Jamie doesn’t drink unless he is seriously aiming to get wasted!
But he’s not a total alcoholic. He never drinks when he’s on a heist because he knows it’ll affect his work
Only drinks when he knows he doesn’t have anywhere to be in the next 12 hours (this does not exclude day drinking)
Usually just drinks plain old amber fluid (Aussie slang for beer) since it’s the cheapest
Always makes sure his friends have something to drink along with him. Coldies for everyone!
But who said he was paying? Who said he didn’t steel the coldies?
Not sure what Jamison’s tolerancy is since he chugs his drinks too fast to keep track of. He wants to get on that high fast!
A loud, silly drunk who laugh maniacally and catches the bar on fire!
Despite his size, he can drink a lot.
In his drinking contests with Rein, Gabe, and Jack, he’d win occasionally
A very loud drunk who will do drunken jigs on the table
Good luck getting this man drunk. He’s drank some bars clean before
He’s seven feet tall, after all
Loves a good drinking contest since he knows he’ll usually win
But just like battle, he lives for that rush of competition as he swigs down another glass of beer, staring his opponent dead in the eyes
Prefers German beers with the occasional schnapps
IF somehow you got him drunk, I’m sorry
He’s loud and VERY unaware of his size and spatial relation
He’ll teeter around, knock things over, collapse into tables (breaking them), and knock people flat on their faces when he pats them on the back
And if he passes out, you’ll have to call a tow truck to haul him out of there
Doesn’t like to brag, but he has a tolerancy level to rival Reinhardt’s
Can often be caught day drinking on the couch with a coldie, even when he has somewhere to be that day (he can handle a few beers before then)
But usually doesn’t drink in front of people except Junkrat, since it requires him to lift up his mask or take it off entirely
If he were to brag about his drinking capabilities, then someone would try to get him to prove it, and he doesn’t want to take off his mask in public…
But then there’s Junkrat, bragging for him, “You wouldn’t believe how much my friend Roadie here can drink!”
“Mrrghh…” he grumble, “Shut. Up.”
The biggest, hungriest, sleepiest drunk. It’s hard to get him drunk, though
But once he is, he’ll suddenly start making drunk food decisions and ordering hugs amounts of food at once!
Then he’ll scarf it all down, let out a monstrous burp, and pass out…
You should have seen how much he ordered during Chinese New Year! Where do you think that highlight reel came from?
He likes a good drink as much as the average guy, but he’s always sure to be careful
An all-around wholesome guy who looks out for his friends too when they drink. Reminds them when it’s time to take a break, have a snack, or maybe stop all together
His favorite drinks are Jell-O shots and he loves drinking if it involves a drinking game
When he gets drunk, though, he’ll pull out his tunes and start playing them really loud!
Eventually he’ll dig up some irritating meme music and start blaring that, laughing hysterically to it
He’s been booted from a few clubs early in his career for playing annoying music. Now he knows when it’s time to be responsible.
Zenny can’t drink, but I’m sure there’s a way to screw with an omnics circuits and recreate a drunken feeling for them
And he’d be such a silly drunk! He is only 20 after all–sassy little college student…
The next morning he’d be so apologetic for anything he did. He’d say that he just wasn’t himself.
I’m not going to apologize for posting this because this makes me happy on so many levels. Not only do they have a hetero couple and gay couples, but look at that on the far right. I do believe the Sims have successfully represented polyamory. 💗💓💋
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(I actually never posted any of my writing on here)(because of different reasons)(but i’m so motivated for this SO LET’S DO IT)(this is the first time ever that I write hc’s so pls don’t expect too much)(sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes)
Being A Hufflepuff Means…
organizating protest marches around the Lake to fight for the rights of transgender studens
studying until late at night because of a continually fear to fail
smuggling butterbeer to Hogwarts to play fun little drinking games in the common room
sneaking out at night to lay in the grass and watch the stars (because is there anything better than the night sky ???)
having insider jokes with your friends that no one else understands
listening to music while dancing around the common room (Sprout: “Guys, I know we all love dancing but the whole school is awake because of the music.”)
going to the owlery just to feed the owls
being best friends with the house elves and fighting for better working conditions for them years before Hermione even founded S.P.E.W.
speaking up when you see unfair behaviour and unequality and don’t take any shit from anybody (the hufflepuffs reported Snapes behaviour to Dumbledore at least once a week)
fading away into day dreams during the lessons
defending your friends in front of other people because you would go down for them
being passionated about the things you love and sometimes talk about it for hours while the other hufflepuffs just listen happily
making ‘body-positivity’ buttons to celebrate all kind of body shapes
dreaming of traveling the world to get to know all the different cultures
trying to change the world into a better place and never give up on it because you’ll always belief in the good and you would rather go down fighting than not trying at all
loving the nature A LOT
buying christmas presents for all of your friends because there is nothing better than making people happy
making fun of the other houses because they taking this whole ‘house cup’ thing so serious
starting petitions to let kids from abusive households stay at hogwarts over the hollidays (professor sprout actually offers to take them to her home)
worrying about the future a lot because you’re always afraid to not be good enough
actually having problems with finding new friends because you need some time to relax around people (but once you do you’re the best friend someone could wish for)
supporitng the lgbtq+ students and even starting a club for them where they can feel safe and where you can help them with their coming out
sneaking into the kitchen to bake some cupcakes with the house elves
being the house that cheers the loudest at any quidditch match
having the coolest clothes from all the houses because your constantly redesign the school uniforms (Sprout: “Guys, you know that you can’t just change the school clothes… *whispers* but this looks damn cool Hannah *whispers*”
being the person in class that always has a good comeback to everything
having the dormitory decorated with tons of pictures that you and your friends took during the year
being the house that always laugh the most at the feasts
Prompt: a part of the BBTM series. Prisoner by the weeknd featuring lana del rey. no one is imprisoned in this story it is called that because of the song it is based off of.
Word count: 2,441 including the lyrics
Warnings: language, nothing else hopefully
A/N: IT’S BEEN SO LONG! i’ve been so busy running all over india, i’ve barely been able to write! well, finally, i’m posting something and that should be it for the next few days since my mom’s coming back to mumbai tomorrow and we’re finally gonna get to do stuff again that’s fun for me (aka shop n eat). i’ll try to write tonight, though, since my cousins are all studying and ask me to sit with them as it is. ENJOY IT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK i havent read this over so idk if it’s any good (oops) forgive the typos that are most likely there
Tags that you can use for your verses, sorted out into different sections. Lyrics from my “Musical Yeater” playlist on Spotify, “Coloring Book” by Chance the Rapper, and a little bit of my “aprol showurs” playlist on Spotify. I’ll probably do more when I feel like it because I only got like 4 songs into aprol showurs.