Speaking of turtle penises, reptiles have two of them ~the more you know~
Only some reptiles - squamata reptiles like lizards and snakes have 2 while testudines and crocodylia (turtles, tortoises, crocodiles and alligators) have just the 1. Also, marsupials have a forked penis and ducks have a curly one. Some spiders have penises on their heads so that they can just fuckin charge at a female. I feel educated, this is the important stuff.