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anonymous asked:

How would the Axis and Allies react to having a short s/o? Like no taller than 5 ft, always gets laughed at for it, and gets really upset about it?

Allies

🇺🇸America:
He loves it! Alfred would pick them up at random times and spin them.

🇨🇦Canada:
Matthew would feel like he’d have to protect his s/o at all times because they’re so small.

🇨🇳China:
He’d enjoy them being tiny. Yao would also feel like they’d have to protect them.

🇬🇧England:
His s/o would become an armrest at every occasion.

🇫🇷France:
Perfect loving size for him.

🇷🇺Russia:
He’s used to people being shorter than him, but not that short. Ivan would just fawn over his s/o.

Axis:

🇩🇪Germany:
He’d be a little more careful around his s/o. Like, Ludwig would feel like he’d crush them.

🇯🇵Japan:
Kiku would be ecstatic that they’re smaller than him since he’s usually the shortest.

🇮🇹North Italy:
He’d think of his s/o as the perfect size to snuggle. His s/o would be his little doll.

🇩🇪Prussia:
He’d also be one to pick his s/o up at any time. Get ready for surprise hugs and being carried everywhere.

🇮🇹South Italy:
Nice, he loves bite-sized snacks. ;)))

alilsketchdoodle  asked:

(Hi I'm Billy mays here and today I bring you the best product yet, Romanias vacuum!) how would the 1p and 2p allies react to their s/o coming home and announcing that they finally made a bff? Said bff is the countries Nyo.

Yay Vacuum!!!

America: Hey nice! She is a great gal.

England: Ah, I see you meet Alice. I’m glad you two are getting along.

France: Ohonhon, you better watch out s/o, my nyo self is pan too ;3

Russia: Awwww so you like me no matter what form I am in <3

China: That’s nice.

Canada: She is really nice too eh? You should try her poutine.

2p America: Aiyyyyyyyyy nice to see you!

2p England: Oh how fun! The three of us can play fun games together.

2p France: Ok

2p Russia: It is always nice to see you. i see you met my s/o. Wonderful, aren’t they?

2p China: AIYYYYYYYYYYYYY GIRL ME!!!! We should have a threesome!

2p Canada: Oh hey. There is a poacher out front, wanna help me take care of him?

Things only in Hetalia

• An entire religion based on a character.

• Hetaoni and Dreamtalia.

• Gutters and Danish Slaughterhouse

• 23.5

• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D'arc

• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.

• Russia’s hands.

• 2p Hetalia

• The elusive 3p Hetalia

• Fucking micronations

• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office

• Gay Countries™

• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta

• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids

• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)

• Ace-ing history class

• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country

• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character

• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else

• Dark Lord Hima

• Studio Dean Animation

anonymous asked:

Remember how when America was little he picked up that heavy animal and swung it around like a rag doll? How would the Axis and Allies react to their toddler doing that?

America: Awwwwwww they are like the mini me!

England: Oh not this nonsense again.

France:………how?

Russia: How adorable! ^J^

China:…..I think I gave them too much of my secret Chinese recipe to gain strength.

Canada: Yay! Thir first time picking up a moose!

Italy: Wow! Mu bambinia/o is so strong!

Germany: Ja ok.

Japan:….I won’t question anything anymore.

Romano: DEMON CHILD! don’t worry guys, he still loves is demon child

Prussia: MY BABY IS AS AWESOME AS ME!

Austria: Well then.

  • China: America, your dinner's on the counter.
  • America: cool! Thanks, mom.
  • England: d-did you just call China 'mum'?
  • America: yeah? Don't we all?
  • China: I am NOT your mother!
  • France: but you respond to us whenever we accidentally or purposely call you mère.
  • Russia: yep, even when we call you in our own languages~ It's like your nickname in the group~
  • China: f-fine, then I won't respond whenever you call me 'mom' or anything like that! I'm not your mother!
  • America: yay, I don't have to eat my veggies then-
  • China: What? No excuse, I want those vegetables completely eaten! No one's going to waste any food in my watch! I've worked too hard growing those vegetables for it to go to waste! Plus, Russia eats his vegetables! Why can't you be more like him??
Nations in Theater

America, such a good actor it’ll make you reconsider how manipulative he is in real life.

France, that over dramatic actor who takes his roles to heart and off stage.

China, the actor that’s been there forever. Has been in everything

England, the Stage Manager. 

Germany, the Director.  

Poland, in charge of costuming. 

Japan, in charge of lights and sound.

Canada, head of stage crew. 

Spain, Romano, Prussia are said stage crew. 

Russia, built the set. 

Italy, all the extras. 

anonymous asked:

How would the Allies react to seeing their s/o holding/cuddling and playing with a baby for the first time? Like, the baby is one of s/o's friend's, and they really like them?

America: AWWWWWW SO CUTE!!!!!

England: stares fondly thinking how great s/o would be as a parent

France: How adorable. Mon amour, you look happy.

Russia: Smiling but thinking how that will never happen to him because he is afraid of having children

China: Reminiscing back on the days when he was raising countries, thinking how great it would be if s/o was with him then

Canada: Blushing because he though how cute his s/o would look with their own baby