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Things only in Hetalia

• An entire religion based on a character.

• Hetaoni and Dreamtalia.

• Gutters and Danish Slaughterhouse

• 23.5

• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D'arc

• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.

• Russia’s hands.

• 2p Hetalia

• The elusive 3p Hetalia

• Fucking micronations

• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office

• Gay Countries™

• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta

• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids

• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)

• Ace-ing history class

• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country

• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character

• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else

• Dark Lord Hima

• Studio Dean Animation

5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
  • Countries: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
  • England: what's everyone's New Year's resolution?
  • China: to get my money from America.
  • Russia: to have fun tormenting America~
  • France: to make America eat less burgers.
  • Canada: to slap some sense to America.
  • America: ... to get new friends.
NO MORE VODKA
  • France: So, how’s the mission?
  • China: You’re the worst!
  • Russia: You sicken me!
  • France: I see.
  • Russia: I hope you go bald!
  • China: I hope they stop making Vodka!
  • Russia: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
RHINOSAURUS
  • Russia: The rhino’s not the least bit aggressive.
  • America: Not a mammal, either.
  • Russia: A rhino is a mammal, yes.
  • America: Is it? I thought it was a dinosaur. Why’s is called a rhinosaurus then, if it’s not a dinosaur?
  • China: Because it’s...not.
  • America: What do you mean ‘because it’s not’? It’s called a rhinosaurus. That’s what dinosaurs are called.
  • France: It’s a noceros, isn’t it?
  • England: Rhinoceros. Have you been calling it a rhinosaurus?
  • America: Yeah.
  • England: There’s a problem.