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anonymous asked:

Can I get road rage headcanons for the axis and allies?? Like how they react to others being totally stupid on the road. (I LOVE this blog so much!!! Keep up the good work!!!)

(Some of these boys don’t road rage ALL the time, buuut..they have before. Enjoy!) 

Calm Drivers

France
Canada
Germany
Japan

Will talk smack, but won’t rage:

America
Russia 
Prussia
Italy

Road Ragers 

England
China 
Romano

Things only in Hetalia

• An entire religion based on a character.

• Hetaoni and Dreamtalia.

• Gutters and Danish Slaughterhouse

• 23.5

• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D'arc

• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.

• Russia’s hands.

• 2p Hetalia

• The elusive 3p Hetalia

• Fucking micronations

• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office

• Gay Countries™

• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta

• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids

• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)

• Ace-ing history class

• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country

• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character

• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else

• Dark Lord Hima

• Studio Dean Animation

Repost on the tumblr video player, so it will hopefully play in more countries.

Original text:

*SPOILER ALERT*

I can’t believe they’re making a live action Hetalia movie? Nyo!France looks a little too blonde, in my opinion, but this still looks really good! I can’t wait for 2019 to see what happens with the Baltics, though—my god, I’m still crying. Hetalia,, with a p l o t. Oh my god.

timeoverdrive  asked:

THREE CHEERS FOR THE NEW YEAR!!! The Chinese New Year, that is. (ok, so it's still a month away. But if I ask now there'll be plenty of time to answer the questions sent in before this one) Anywho; which creatures of the zodiac do you believe the axis and allies resemble most? And ,unless this is too much, which of the 12 do our lovely admins favor? :3

The Admins both favor the tiger, since that’s our year <3!
You guys can also check out the Chinese Zodiacs: Here


America: Dragon

England: Pig

France: Snake

Canada: Horse

Russia: Rooster

China: Rabbit 


Germany: Ox

Italy: Sheep

Japan: Dog

Romano: Rat

Prussia: Monkey

Originally posted by eled0ra

quirkykoi  asked:

Um, hi!! I, am sorry if you have done this before, and sorry for flooding your ask box, but maybe the allies and admins and their favourite musicals (if they have one) Sorry if you hear this too much from me but your blog is the best and I love you so much

Sure! Hope you enjoy!
Admin Jay: Hamilton 
Admin Sarah: Sweeney Todd (Yeah, creepy, I know) 


America: Hamilton

England: Phantom of the Opera 

France: Wicked

Canada: Book of Mormon 

Russia: Anastasia (the Broadway version)

China: Dear Evan Hansen

Originally posted by playbill

  • China: America, your dinner's on the counter.
  • America: cool! Thanks, mom.
  • England: d-did you just call China 'mum'?
  • America: yeah? Don't we all?
  • China: I am NOT your mother!
  • France: but you respond to us whenever we accidentally or purposely call you mère.
  • Russia: yep, even when we call you in our own languages~ It's like your nickname in the group~
  • China: f-fine, then I won't respond whenever you call me 'mom' or anything like that! I'm not your mother!
  • America: yay, I don't have to eat my veggies then-
  • China: What? No excuse, I want those vegetables completely eaten! No one's going to waste any food in my watch! I've worked too hard growing those vegetables for it to go to waste! Plus, Russia eats his vegetables! Why can't you be more like him??
Nations in Theater

America, such a good actor it’ll make you reconsider how manipulative he is in real life.

France, that over dramatic actor who takes his roles to heart and off stage.

China, the actor that’s been there forever. Has been in everything

England, the Stage Manager. 

Germany, the Director.  

Poland, in charge of costuming. 

Japan, in charge of lights and sound.

Canada, head of stage crew. 

Spain, Romano, Prussia are said stage crew. 

Russia, built the set. 

Italy, all the extras. 

I LOVE THESE NEW HETALIA MAGNETS

You’ve got America with a hamburger and Italy with a pizza. Pretty standard stuff.

BUT

Germany look like he’s trying to sell you drugs

England’s plotting revenge from inside a teacup 

Russia and France peeking out from behind plants like the little pixies they are

Japan cautiously coming out of rice

China saying hello from behind a paNDA WITH NO EYES

I just- ah, never change Hetalia. Never change.

“As countries that will live for undoubtedly hundreds of years more, the past cannot be dwelled upon. Wars, invasions, betrayals. They are things we must acknowledge but move on from and reprieve. Including the disintegration of the Prussian state. However, as Ludwig, as the younger brother of Gilbert who lost his only sibling to your hands; I will never be able to forgive you. For as long as I bear the name Beilschmidt, and remember.”  

referencing the allies disintegrating Prussia after WW2!! 

Anyways this was inspired by the same scene in the Risorgimento doujin! I like to believe they have a super strong sibling relationship but i also enjoy angst so :3 (only my own angst cuz other angst makes me sad and cry LOL)