that time kara accidentally found out about cat’s coffee ritual

↳ requested by @damelola

  • Ally: My apartment is infested with bugs and roaches and the exterminators are spraying all weekend, so I can't stay there. Is it okay if I crash on your couch?
  • Camila: No, it's not alright. Cause you're gonna stay in my room with Lauren!
  • Lauren: WHAT?
  • Ally: But there are only two beds in your room.
  • Camila: I know. I'm gonna be in Phoenix in the next two days.
  • Lauren: If you want to stay here, great. But I'm going with Camila to Pheonix.
  • Camila: No, Lauren. You can't come to the Phoenix with me. It's in Arizona.
  • Lauren: Oh, Yeah.
  • Ally: Why can't you go to Arizona?
  • Lauren: Let's just say they might be a warrant for my arrest, and in Ohio and in some other states that I can't even remember.
  • Camila: Well you just need to learn the song I made up for you. [starts singing] What are the states where Lauren can't go? Arizona, Utah and Ohio
  • Ally: Oh my!
  • Camila: There's three more states where Lauren can't be. Texas, New Hampshire and Tennessee.
  • Lauren: [singing] I'm also not welcome in Europe.

panicwiththegiant  asked:

The 2ps cat-sitting for a day?

2P!America: *cat hisses at him* … *he hisses back*

2P!China: *cuddling the cat* i love you forever you are my sunshine *cat struggling to escape his arms*

2P!England: *ties a pretty pink bow onto the cat’s tail* you are so precious  ≧◡≦

2P!France: *cat meowing at him* fuck off

2P!Russia: i am not fond of all this cat hair on my furniture

2P!Italy: *cat scratches him once* y o u  f u c k i n g  s p a w n  o f  s a t a n

2P!Germany: this is so boring, it doesn’t even play fetch what the heck

2P!Japan: *pets it once* that is all the affection you are being graced with from me today *five minutes later* come back i was not finished with you yet

2P!Canada: *absentmindedly pets it while watching tv*

2P!Romano: *holds it up like simba* fabulous flavi’s taking care of you today !! (▰˘◡˘▰)

2P!Austria: ah yes, a black cat, now all i need is a broomstick

2P!Prussia: “hello, police? i accidentally stepped on my cat’s foot and need to be arrested”

Nekotalia Facts About the Nations

America: The cat that wants to go inside, then outside, then inside

England: The cat that curls up on top of your book and/or laptop

Russia: The cat that constantly stares at you and sheds everywhere

China: The cat who isn’t affectionate until it sees you with another cat

France: The cat who always rubs against you and gets in your way when you don’t give it attention

Canada: The cat who you can never find, until you realize that it’s in the most obvious place, you just didn’t notice

Romano: The cat who breaks your things and then stares at you while you clean it up

Italy: The cat who always wants more food

Germany: The cat who wakes you up at 6 am for no reason

Japan: The cat that is really quiet and runs around at 4 o’clock in the morning

‘Spider-Man’ Spinoff: Silver Sable, Black Cat Movie Finds Director

Gina Prince-Bythewood, who wrote and directed The Secret Life of Bees, will direct Silver and Black, Sony’s Spider-Man offshoot that centers on characters Silver Sable and the Black Cat.

Silver Sable, created by Tom DeFalco and Ron Frenz in 1985, is a mercenary who runs a company that hunts war criminals. The character has been both antagonist and ally to Spider-Man.

Black Cat, an acrobatic cat burglar whose real name is Felicia Hardy, has a long and tangled romantic history with Spider-Man in the comics. The character was cut from scripts for the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy, and a “Felicia Hardy” (played by Felicity Jones) briefly appeared in Amazing Spider-Man 2, though no Black Cat connection was ever made explicit.

Note:  This deal will make Prince-Bythewood the first black woman to direct a superhero movie, the second woman of colour (following Lexi Alexander) and the 4th woman overall to direct a live-action superhero feature film following Lexi Alexander, Patty Jenkins and Anna Boden (co-directing with Ryan Fleck).

They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one… when she looks at you, you can see she’s working things out. That’s why we have to feed them like this. She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came.

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ally-cat-writing  asked:

As the one teacher I know of on here, I was wondering -- what's your opinion on standardized testing? As a student, I'm of the opinion that they aren't terribly useful -- how someone handles a subject throughout the term/semester/etc. is more indicative of how they understand it, whereas test results can vary depending on a myriad of issues (none of which prove the student doesn't know the material). What's your thought on the matter? Thanks for your time in answering.

I hate them. 

Like, basically all of pedagogy is “remember, not everyone learns the same.” And ways to differentiate instruction for different levels. So we know that not everyone learns the same or demonstrates learning the same. 

We also know that the number one predictor for how a school performs on standardized testing is the wealth and SES status of the students.

They don’t measure learning, growth, or quality of education in any meaningful ways.