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Gay Aphobe: Headcanoning gay characters as ace is homophobic because it steals representation from the gay community

Me:

My mom - a middle school teacher - sent this to me this morning. She told me she’s going to post it on her door and all over her classroom. A lot of her coworkers are also joining in with her to post this letter in their classes.

What’s even better, is she sourced it at the bottom

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just two guys….bonding… i can’t believe this is my first contribution to this amazing show…

how to say 'i love you' in 10 different languages
  • french: je t'aime
  • italian: ti amo
  • russian: я люблю тебя
  • german: ich liebe dich
  • spanish: te amo
  • arabic: أحبك
  • japanese: わたしは、あなたを愛しています
  • greek: Σε αγαπώ
  • hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
  • harmonizer: thankyouu!😊
I don’t want to love you in fragments or half drawn metaphors. I want to love you like the rain loves the earth, in a way that will help you grow and bloom and become the thing which you were always meant to be, beautiful. I don’t want to give you parts of myself, I want you to have it all.
—  T.B. LaBerge // I love you and I miss you
Her. I love her.

I’m in love with her. I’m in love with the thought of her. I love how she sounds; when she laughs and talks about anything and everything. I love how she smells; the intoxicating lovely smell she exhibits everyday. She is the best thing in my life. I want her and i need her. Theres no one else who i want to be with all the time besides her. I love her hands, her fingers, her arms, her legs, her toes, her curves, her ocean blue eyes, her perfect teeth and smile, her cute nose and nose piercing i picked out, her soft lips, her everything. My everything. She is my everything. Im so in love with her. I want to please her, make her the happiest ever. Give her everything and more. Do whatever it takes to leave a smile on her face. I am in love. Im in love with her. And i also am a her. I am pansexual but ive realized how much more attracted i am to women. I believe women are pure and magical, like her. My girlfriend is the one for me. Shes mine, and i want her…now and forever and always. Baby, if youre reading this i love you…you are perfect and i am in love with you. You dont need to do anything to change yourself. You dont have to impress me; you do it naturally and i love that about you. You dont need to force a smile or laugh, fake a smile, hide your feelings, lose weight or diet, or anything else to hide who you are. I love you, just the way you are, nothing will change my love for you baby. You are my beloved…i belong to you and you belong to me, forever. I love you i love you i love you. Forever.

Originally posted by el-buen-malo

Originally posted by panta-rei-me

kryptolipsx  asked:

So, I heard you need it a distraction and I love me some Tim Drake. Could I have a request where some of the lines are. "The fate of the world is in your hands" "...yikes" "Sure you don't want to pick the dog? He seems to know what he is doing." 😙😙

You groan in frustration. Damian is running around the chair you’re sitting on, wrapping you up with leftover wrapping paper. You should’ve known babysitting Damian wouldn’t be so easy, but no, you just had to be helpful. You just had to tell Bruce to go on that date and volunteer yourself to babysit. Ugh, you and your big mouth!


Two Hours Ago

You stared at Damian, the little boy looking up at you with wide blue eyes. His stare was relentless and gleeful, and he smiled so wide, you thought it’d split his face in half if it weren’t for his adorable chubby cheeks.

“Are you sure you’ll be fine babysitting Damian?” Bruce asked, ruffling Damian’s hair as the boy played in his pen.

Is it too late to change my answer? you wanted to snark, but decide against it and instead smile. “Yeah, I’m sure! The boys and Cass are coming home soon anyway, right? They’ll help me.”

Keep reading

Astrid: Let’s start with some positive affirmations. Close your eyes and repeat after me. You are strong. You are confident.

Jack: *with his eyes closed* I am strong. I am confident.

Astrid: You are talented. You are not a fraud.

Jack: *smiling* I am talented. I am not a fraud.

Astrid: *getting a call on her Bluetooth phone* Hold on a sec.

Jack: Hold on a sec.

Astrid: *to the phone, angrily* Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huuuuh.

Jack: Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huuuuuuuuuuh.

Astrid: You can’t do anything!

Jack: I can’t do anything?

Astrid: You are useless, worthless, and horrible at what you do!

Jack: *dejected* I am useless, worthless, and horrible at what I do.

Astrid: Now go get me a new phone, or you’ll see what happens!

Jack: *stands up and runs towards the door*

Astrid: Where are you going?

Jack: To get you a new phone. I don’t wanna see what happens!

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME[1/5] favorite artists/bands/groups: fifth harmony

“We’re all women trying to do our thing. We’re spreading a positive message of girl empowerment, love, and self-love. And there’s plenty of room for us.”

more gallagher girls headcanons (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

cammie morgan

  • eventually gets a pet cat named suzie
  • has seen parks and rec one too many times
  • probably really good at field hockey
  • learned all the constellations on her father’s lap in nebraska on summer nights
  • knows all the words to every popular NSYNC song

bex baxter

  • her english accent is not posh at all like have you heard someone from london speak lmao
  • punched a boy who tried to grind on her at a frat party
  • her favorite disney princess is mulan
  • really involved in the black lives matter movement, advocates for diversity in the intelligence world
  • thinks sean connery was the best james bond

liz sutton

  • makes the best goddamn grits you’ve ever tasted
  • is the dorkiest dancer that ever was
  • blushes beet red when bex compliments her what a dumb
  • cries watching children’s movies
  • fiercely, fiercely protective of her friends, probably the most out of the four

macey mchenry

  • went as batman for halloween when she was five
  • pursues the more overt side of the intelligence agency i.e., through politics, government relations
  • spent a summer working at the MAC counter in Macy’s without her parents knowledge
  • likes her parents’ house in DC the best (because it’s near preston whoops)
  • would have 90s romcom movie nights with cam when they lived together

zachary goode

  • played peter pan in the school musical when he was 10, and joe still has the incriminating pictures
  • wore a lot of skinny jeans when he was 14, which catherine 10/10 teased him about
  • he and cammie get married in nebraska i’m crying
  • loved the power rangers so much he wore the red ranger suit for a week straight
  • met grant and jonas because they were all in detention

rachel morgan

  • went to yale. i don’t know why i’m so passionate about this but i am
  • definitely has a green thumb - her beautiful flowers make up for her god awful cooking
  • she and joe have definitely worn matching flannel at some point
  • she’s always gonna love matthew, okay? but you can have more than one soulmate, and she and joe love each other and they love matthew and they’re so happy for once i’m dead
  • likes the spice girls. is that even a headcanon or fact at this point?

joe solomon

  • has drawings from when zach was little all over his cabin refrigerator
  • has a vinyl record player. he doesn’t understand how it’s hipster. he probably listens to hall and oates and bob dylan. 
  • this boy is so self-loathing and so full of guilt? i cry for him at night.
  • he met rachel first. he met rachel before he met matthew, actually. and he was never jealous he was their friend he would never be jealous ugh
  • joined the circle because he was an orphan and he just wanted to be somebody and do something important

abby cameron

  • is a huge runner. has probably ran the new york marathon. idk why i associate abby with jogging but i just do
  • definitely took a gap year before uni/cia shit and just travelled around the world and met so many people and was your average twenty something for once
  • because i think, most of all, of any of them, abby is the one who sometimes wishes she was normal
  • drove townsend crazy with her cravings while she was pregnant
  • owns over 30 pairs of shoes

edward townsend

  • was a scholarship kid. came from a broke af family with eight kids in east london and worked hard to get into eton and cambridge and for everything else in his life
  • loves a good cable knit sweater
  • talks to his siblings frequently, tries to keep up with his ever growing number of nieces and nephews
  • is super vigilant about his health but still got malaria in mozambique anyway
  • once met the queen but was too nervous to say anything what a nerd

catherine goode

  • such a fucking yoga hoe oh my god, always talking about her chi and shavasana and how good her practice was 
  • is a piano prodigy, is obsessed with debussy, practices constantly
  • would have studied astrophysics, like black holes and dark matter, if she wasn’t busy being a terrorist
  • really likes the ocean, probably from growing up on a goddamn island
  • lowkey loved eating zach’s leftover dinosaur chicken nuggets
I LOVE ALLIE NOW! (Team Stumblefuck)

Druid was in the bathroom as the battle continued on.  A Half Dragon had ended up attacking the Sorcerer, who’s only level 1, and the DM had warned the Cleric that he might need to be healed.  The following happens instead;

Druid (OOC from the Bathroom); Someone roll for Allie to protect the Sorcerer!

Wizard (OOC); Druid told us to roll on the dinosaur protecting the gold making Dragonborn.  *Crit save*

DM; Your Sorcerer was just saved by a massive scaley hide of the Allosaurus.  The Allosaurus takes 4 points of damage.

Sorcerer; “I LOVE YOU ALLIE!”