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The Signs as my Favourite Men in Literature

*Careful! Contains elements of sarcasm.

Rhett Butler, sexy and sarcastic twat with a heart of gold (literally, because he is that rich) who enjoys making fun of everything and everyone and watching dumb people being dumb // Aries

Originally posted by fitz-and-giggles

brutally honest, handsome, physically strong, sarcastic, selfish, self-confident, drawn by goodness, afraid of rejection, wild behaviour, rebellious, charming, “ungentlemanly”, often amused and seldom serious

Edmond Dantès (Count of Monte Christo), a very decent guy who is imprisoned without any logical reason but manages to break out, starts a spicy campaign to avenge himself upon all the dumbasses who turned him in, becomes rich and powerful, HOT! // Taurus

Originally posted by thesunofdorne

kind, honest, innocent, living by traditional codes, naturally intelligent, honorable, driven by duty, loving, forgiving, later bitter and vengeful, hateful, resourceful, imaginative, protective

Mr. Fitzwiliam Darcy, a snobbish and arrogant jackass who so mercifully decided to propose to Elizabeth “against his better judgement” when he obviously could’ve had every woman in England // Gemini

Originally posted by moreofmatthewmacfadyen

honest, self-confident, feels superior, prideful, arrogant, assuming, sensitive, later easygoing, introverted, great communicating skills, great at analysing and organizing, has own set of values, dismissive, aloof, brave and stubborn, protective, chivalrous

Jay Gatsby, a romantic and gentle flower that is ridiculously obsessed with the past and can’t get over himself, seemingly thinks he’s the nicest guy in the universe and a beast in bed, tbh why would Daisy even look at other men? // Cancer

Originally posted by intangibil

dreamer, restless, delusional, charming, gracious, enigmatic, kind-hearted, determined, wealthy, passionate, dedicated to love, optimistic, energetic, loving, lives in another world, giving, caring, nostalgic

Harry Potter, a dork who needs friends who save him from all the stupid bullshit he attempts to do, he wouldn’t even have managed to get through the first year of school without Hermione and Ron, being his companion includes being dragged into some seriously concerning and dangerous shit // Leo

Originally posted by little-flightlessbird

brave, strong, devoted to his beliefs, strong-willed, warm-hearted, hot-tempered, impulsive, lack of emotional control, moody, witty, curious, protective, loving, humble, loyal, forgiving, grateful, stubborn, modest

Sherlock Holmes, a mental trainwreck and annoying know-it-all, I really understand why Dr. Watson is the only one who can stand his company because there’s not enough patience in the world to deal with this one, but I guess masterminds have to be hoes with a god-complex // Virgo

Originally posted by dailysherlockholmes

high intelligence, perceptive to details, workaholic, concentrates strongly, energetic, perfectionist, possesses a genius mind, creative imagination, stubborn, narcissistic, understands and analyzes human behaviour, lacks empathy for others, supresses emotions, overthinker

Atticus Finch, tbh I don’t know if there is a bad thing I could say about this man, he is a great and loving father, he is a badass lawyer and he shoots like a young god, i mean look at him! who wouldn’t want to be Mrs. Finch? // Libra

Originally posted by frerodelavega

kind-hearted, fair, stern but loving, honest, consistent, fights for justice, calm, quiet, moral, open-minded, courageous, strong-minded, respectful, faithful, wise, empathetic, intelligent, omniscient, great guide/Mentor

Edward Fairfax Rochester, a rude and horny but romantic dude who totally forgot that he locked his wife in the basement and thinks bigamy is a perfectly legit thing // Scorpio

Originally posted by royallstorm

excessively passionate, guided by senses, good at reading other’s minds, wild, desires a new life, pompous, genuine, often incapable of restraining his desires, dark and brooding, seeks innocence and freshness in contrast to his troubled life, deeply loving

Enjolras, a super-handsome hunk who thinks about the Revolution 24/7, honestly so much wasted potential because where’s the romance?, but then again it is borderline sexy to fight for what you believe in // Sagittarius

Originally posted by lieselcats

believes in democracy and freedom, charming but also capable of being terrible, rebellious, determined, ambitious, stubborn,  passionate, wild, beautiful, has radical beliefs, stoic, unafraid, “gives more light”, typical leader

Macbeth, incredibly hot and brave warrior who has some trouble with his self-esteem and has to show his wife what a manly man he is, totally obsessed with power which is sexy at the beginning but then it just gets weird // Capricorn

Originally posted by spindle-berry

brave and capable warrior, consuming ambition, self-doubt, powerful, lonely, feels guilty, very manly, kind at the beginning, treacherous, imaginative, ruthless, gullible, loving towards his wife, loyal when not inflicted with his ambition, arrogant, respectful

Jean Valjean, a former prisoner with a giant heart and a helper syndrome, tbh it’s a little bit annoying how good he actually becomes, particularly because he has a shit ton of own problems including a cop whose only mission in life is to catch him // Aquarius

Originally posted by broadwayreprise

honest, hard-working, compassionate, loving, willing to discover goodness, helps others, has a giant heart, idealist, takes responsibility if necessary, brave, selfless, intelligent and perceptive, strong and agile, protective, soft-hearted

Heathcliff, a really sexy beast with the attitude of a bad boy, can’t get over his first and only love and obviously has to behave like the biggest jerk on earth, obsessed with Catherine to the point where it gets really creepy, anyway I guess sex with him takes you to paradise // Pisces

Originally posted by directriz

wild and natural, amoral, cruel, possesses stormy emotions, vengeful, hates and loves with the same intensity, cares for those he loves and desires, obsessive, loyal, passionate, powerful, adventurous but silent child, mysterious

Imagine Montparnasse’s face when he comes home and sees Jehan dressed in his clothes… He just stops in the bedroom doorway and stares, open-mouthed, in shock.

Everything matches, all black and leather, and it’s all slightly too big for Jehan but still tight enough to show off their body. And the boots. Mont can’t help the strangled cough that comes out because damn that’s hot.

What really kills him, though, is the makeup. Jehan in black eye-liner/eye shadow/lipstick. And mascara. Mont thinks he might pass out.

Finally, Jehan just lets out a giggle and explains “I just wanted to see what I’d look like dressed as you” and Mont can’t take it anymore; he marches across the room and pulls Jehan into his arms, purring “You look exquisite but I’d much prefer you out of those clothes right now.”

Jehan decides that if this is going to be his reaction, maybe it’s a good idea to try on Mont’s clothes more often.

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Happy Birthday Peter Ustinov: 16th April 1921 - 28th March 2004

I am an optimist, unrepentant and militant. After all, in order not to be a fool, an optimist must know what a sad place the world can be. It is only the pessimist who finds this out anew every day. 

literally though the count of monte cristo is such a good rebuttal to people defending shitty writing like

“look, killing off a female love interest is a totally legitimate backstory for a male antihero! it’s not believable that a woman who loves him would go along with his morally dubious actions!” oh yeah? because teresa vampa is totally set up as a tragic fridged girlfriend, and it turns out she’s actually alive and actively helping her husband as a fucking bandit queen and the story is objectively better for it so

“of course the characters are all white, it’s ~historically accurate~!” alexandre dumas was a multiracial black man, the grandson of a haitian slave, who was extremely famous and successful throughout the 19th century (also his dad was a frickin’ general in the french army and the highest-ranking half-black man in any european army, ever)

“how could queer characters in a historical drama ever end up happy and together? everyone knows all queer people before 1990 lived miserable closeted lives!” eugenie danglars is a blatant, canonical teenage lesbian who outsmarts basically everyone in the story and gets a happy ending with her girlfriend in a book not only set but also written and published in the 1840s

“*literally any bullshit defending a lack of female characters or female characters all being written the same way*” mercédès, haydée, hermine, héloïse, renée, the marquise de saint-méran, valentine, eugénie, louise, julie, countess g, teresa–tons of female characters with diverse personalities, moralities, motivations, and plotlines that are given as much weight and importance as those of male characters

“disabled characters can’t really be interesting or have very interesting storylines” lmao noirtier is literally totally nonverbal and paralyzed aside from his eyes and he’s still a badass anti-royalist and one of the cleverest players on the board

S P A C E D - O U T

So the top hat got me thinking, and I had this idea, what if Descole had predicted Layton’s involvement in the events of Miracle Mask and decided to model the Masked Gentleman on Professor Layton just to annoy him? Randall wouldn’t have seen Layton in ages, so he wouldn’t know they were copying his look, so Descole could have just casually gone, ‘Nah, not a white suit, I think we should go with these colours’ and he would’ve gone along with it. 

And then can you imagine all the Monte d’Or citizens seeing Layton around town and freaking out? And him constantly getting viewed as suspicious and getting stopped and questioned by the police and it keeps getting in the way of his investigation? And all the while, Descole is watching from the shadows and sniggering because the poor professor can’t even get from one end of the town to the other without people running away from him, let alone gather any information, because he’s raising havoc wherever he goes… 

please excuse the quality of the pic, it was done in MS Paint

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[Music]
???: Hey…
Alex: Nick?! W-what are you doing here.. What happened to you?
Nick: Hey Alexa. I’m done. 
Alex: Done? Done what?
Nick: I’m done with Santos. I don’t deal for him anymore. You’re safe.. we’re safe.
Alex: Nick, we made that promise a long time ago..
Nick: I know. But, I worked hard.. I am done dealing, no more violence. It ends today.. I came all this way from Monte Vista to see you.. atleast let me in?

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anonymous asked:

one time parnasse accidentally refers to enj as apollo and enjolras is just like. no. no this is wrong. please stop.

Grantaire is just sitting over in the corner like “oh yeah that’s right Enj doesn’t like when you call him Apollo, babe.”

Enj is just !!!!!
“NO ITS FINE WHEN YOU DO IT AT LEAST I CAN EXPECT IT FROM YOU???itS JusT wRoNg WhEn He DoEs It”

R is confused

Mont is all smirks and eyebrow wiggles