Some Carry On AUs / headcanons:

  • AU where when Simon finally confronts the Humdrum, he ends up merging with/becoming the Humdrum when he feeds it his magic.
  • Baz and Simon get a cat and name it Garlic. This is very important.
  • Baz ties his hair up sometimes (in a bun or a ponytail) (and Simon really really likes it) (and I do too)
  • AU with Simon and Baz as Prince Gumball and Marshall Lee 
  • Penny might be Fiona
  • who knows
  • Simon has this ridiculous bed head when he wakes up, and it gets worse if he tries to brush it
  • I kind of really want a singer/actor/model/entertainment industry AU
  • because imagine
  • k pop Baz
  • that is all
  • AU where Simon ends up marrying Agatha and gets his happy ending but he always feels just a little empty inside
  • Simon’s tail is prehensile 
  • harry potter AU 
  • because yes Simon is going to be a freaking dragon animagus and I don’t care if that’s impossible it’ll just work
  • and of course Baz is in Slytherin, and Penny is Ravenclaw, and Simon is Gryffindor though really all of them could be Gryffindor
  • Agatha… I’m not sure. Gryffindor, too?
  • imagine if after a really long time, (maybe 5 to 10 years after the book ends), Simon and Baz or Penny and Micah get married (or maybe both!) and at the wedding Agatha shows up in the very back and Simon or Baz or Penny spots her but by the time the ceremony’s over she’s gone
  • I also really like the idea of an AU where Simon and Baz are both princes who meet eachother while trying to rescue a princess (Agatha) and on the way there they have this whole rivalry because each of them want to win but of course in the end they just fall for eachother and Agatha really wasn’t kidnapped or in danger and just ran away because she was sick of being a princess
  • oh wait that sounds kind of like Carry On
  • oops
  • I think I’ve typed too much
  • ok last one
  • one day when Simon is half asleep or drunk or something he talks to Baz about all those lists he’d made in his head
  • and then of course he brings up the one about Baz and starts listing off every single thing that he wanted or still wants to do to him
  • and well
  • you can fill in what happens after that
  • ok i’m done now
  • really
AU : Little More You Θ Devonne & Charlie

A little plot in her mind formed as she was dreadfully trying to make her day interesting. She checked her bag to see if she still has the duplicate to Charlie’s flat and fortunately, she still had it. The brunette quickly changed to her casual dress and drove to Charlie’s place. The girl knocked on the door and when no one answered it, she assumed that Charlie is out. She unlocked the door using the spare key she has, the house looked completely the same since she went there last week. The magazines were still in their previous place and the bowl of cheetos was still at the coffee table. Devonne chuckled as she collected the trash and tried to tidy up the room a bit. Devonne felt like doing something cute since she will be needing him for tonight and in order for him to do what she wants, she has to do something cute or special for him so she can hold something against him. She walked to the kitchen and contemplated what she should cook for him, since it was late she decided to prepare a simple dinner for him, mac and cheese to be exact. It didn’t took her long to finish the dish and it didn’t took long for her to realize that what she cooked does not look like mac and cheese, but rather pasta floating in a yellow liquid that even herself feared if it was edible. She heard someone walked inside and she was positive that it was Charlie considering she locked the door. She turned around and light smile at the boy. “Dinner is ready?” doubt laced with her words as the unsuccessful bowl of mac and cheese was on her hand. 

AU: Everything and the Nothing » Harlow & Daniel

Being at the bottom of the school’s food chain is a nightmare in anyone’s life, but Daniel seems to be handling it pretty well. The facts that all his life he had been bullied and pushed around by the people around him made the boy get used to that feeling and is unable to feel anything beside that. He never knew what the feeling of being welcome is like, that’s probably why he never complains about his state. Even in his own home, his abusive father would just push him around and treat him like a slave rather than his own son. Every morning he goes to school with he same judgmental eyes on him, he tries to ignore, but sometimes it just burned the small ego he has.  

He walked the crowded halls of the school and was unable go to is locker without anyone pushing him or tripping him. The boy unlocked his locker and placed all the books he did not need and grabbed the ones that he will need for his next period. The boy closed his locker and was about to head to his class when the beautiful brunette he have been admiring passed by. “Hi” he greeted her with a smile. The girl’s brown hair perfectly cascaded down her shoulders and her brown orbs kept him in a trance. “H–how are you?” he asked in hope to make a small conversation with her.