Unintentionally hilarious moments from the French dub of back to the future.
When I mean unintentionally funny, I mean unintentionally funny to an English speaker that can only understand and speak a few words of French.
I love the guy that dubs over Marty. He’s totally rocking it. I think they knew what they were doing when they cast him. Also, he has a higher pitched scream than Michael does in the English version, which I didn’t even know was possible.
Also note that in the French dub, Lorraine calls Marty “Pierre Cardin” instead of Calvin Klein.
OK SO THE NEW INTL TRAILER (#4) FOR ROGUE ONE DROPPED AND I AM??? SO VALIDATED FOR SPIRITASSASSIN?? LIKE WHOA SLOW DOWN I DIDNT EXPECT THE TRAILER TO IMPLY A SENSE OF CODEPENDENCY BETWEEN THE SPASIANS WHOA
F U CK DO I KNOW IT ANON THEY WOULD FOLLOW EACH OTHER TO THE END OF THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE & WE ALREADY KNEW THAT BUT ITS SO ACTUALLY GENUINELY TRULY TANGIBLY CANON IT BLOWS ME AWAY??
that “i go where he goes” launched me into another astral plane i’m still reeling
“Aries: The fire and blood of a dragon runs through your veins, and it takes only but a spark to light your fuse. Your soul is an inferno, that wanders through the night, wailing like a lonesome wolf. You are a force to be reckoned with, with your tempting, but destructive beauty. You have the ability to scorch even Earth itself, with just one single glance. You, my dear, are built out of gold, one of the most rarest and beautiful things to find in life. Never lose your flame, for you will lose nothing but yourself.”
“Taurus: You have flowers blooming through your soul, even in the most darkest and hidden parts of you. You illuminate a brightness, brighter than the sun, with your silent radiance. People are memorized by the power behind your voice, as the honeyed taste of spilling love falls from your lips. You are nature itself, grounded and tough, but pleasuring and lush, like the trees around you. You are the healer, kissing people’s wounds, with your undying love. For you are hard-headed, but not hard-hearted.”
“Gemini: You are the unusual, the chameleon soul, changing your colors, due to your inner indecisiveness, that is as wide as the ocean. Your eyes are like stained glass windows, holding many colors that represent the wide range of emotions that you hold. You are the soft skin your lover craves to caress, the skin that smells of lilac and sunflowers. Your deception is playful and freeing, for you are a sharp-tongued lover. Darling, you are a safe haven, a home, and anyone who dares to entangle their soul with yours, will be changed forever.”
“Cancer: You are the nurturer at heart, the one that keeps lovers safe in soft silks. Your soul is bathed in moonlight, while your tears ripple in the crystal oceans of your collar bones. The blue-dark belongs solely to you, and your soft hands part the dark, letting the light shine through for everyone to be entranced by you. With beauty as dangerous as a knife, and love like a double-edged blade, You are the moon, the keeper of night.”
“Leo: You are the vibrant goddess of the day, with skin as gold as the sun, bringing hope to the sunrise. Unconditional love brews inside of your photosynthetic heart, with the ability to keep people alive with a burning desire. You are sharp-tongued and made of broken glass and honesty, which is to be admired throughout your life. There are heartbeats in your eyes that shine so brightly, you are to be mistaken for the sun itself. You are so much more than all of your sins and mistakes, and all of the tears that stain your radiant eyes, will soon turn to gems.”
“Virgo: You, my love, are a flower born in the heart of a drought. Your skin is made of lace and silk, for you are fragile thing, to be handled with love and care. But deep in that pure soul of yours, lays ardent thoughts and dangerous beauty. The scars across your heart shall fade like a distant storm, for you are a soul seeker, a searcher, most importantly, a human. You are a gentle nymph, singing lovers into a trance, for you are as lovely and ethical, as a faery song.”
“Libra: For you are a bed of roses, with your crimson petal lips and china doll cheeks. Sometimes you are as bright as the day, Sometimes you are as dark and mysterious as the night, you keep people on their toes, waiting for your next move. You are beauty, in the way that humans so rarely are, warm and starry eyed, for you truly are the child of Venus. You love with the strength of a storm, but with the kindness of a child. Darling. you are the oxygen that everyone needs.”
“Scorpio: Silver raindrops drip from your lips like stars in the sky, with hips like a hurricane and a soul to match. You are the body electric, the midnight dancer, with passion that is to not be confused with arrogance. You are a supernova, the explosive rebirth, with a smile that crafts magic. So many layers and colors you hide, contained in your electric heart. You seep poison into the veins of those who hurt your loved ones, for your undying passion and love knows no bounds.”
“Sagittarius: You laugh and smile in sunbeams, for you are ready to burn through the darkness of the night. Your everlasting light is buried in the softness of love, but the untamed dark lingers through your soul. You, yourself, are a religion, a dreamer, but as dark and deep as the midnight ocean. You are so in touch with the earth all around you, for you have stars in your eyes and moon dust in your hair. You are a warrior, a light, a fire.” “Capricorn: You, my love, are the definition of inner strength. Beyond the hunger of your golden dreams, a softness remains. Your soul is a work of art, so bold and unique, everyone wants a part of you. tease, touch and dark, love is something special, and you treat it like gold. There are sparkles in your doe eyes, and your touch entrances people, with the undying mystery and ferocity in every stroke of your love.”
Aquarius: You are made of nocturnal oracles and burning stars, the brightest stars from all the heavens. Your brilliant mind is as wide and colorful as the aurora borealis, and oh, what I’d do to get lost in it for eternity. Your heart bleeds in water colors, for you are the ocean itself, keeper of the lively tides. The bruises that paint across you skin are like galaxies, for you are fully made of star dust.”
“Pisces: You are the galaxy in the skin of a human, the owner of the sky. Your bruised mouth speaks an intoxicating type of love, for you are a sweetheart, a seductress. Your starving soul is desperate to wrap around another, for you find beauty in the broken. Your mystical and rose colored aurora draws admirers in, for you, yourself are the unknown. Darling, you leave a trail of stars wherever you go, for you a wanderess of the night.”