Three men are in the Amazon jungle on an expedition when they get captured by a tribe of cannibals.
The cannibals tell them that in order for their lives to be spared, they must do what they are told or else they are going to eat the three men.
“Go out into the forest and find 10 of the same fruit and bring them back to us!” The tribe demands. So the men go to find 10 of the same fruit.
The first man, being an expert woodsman, was able to locate 10 plums within a half an hour. He returns to the tribe with them in hand.
“Good. Now, we want you to shove all 10 of these plums up your ass without making a facial expression, or else we will kill you and eat you”
The man, quite aware that he could not complete his task, managed three plums before he was killed and eaten.
The second man, having explored the jungle previously, returned with 10 blueberries in hand a short while later.
“Good job! Now, we want you to shove all 10 of these blueberries up your ass without making a facial expression, otherwise we will kill you and eat you”
The man managed to fit 9 berries before he made a facial expression, and he was killed and eaten by the tribe.
The two men who had recently been killed by the tribe were now up in heaven, discussing their very recent deaths.
1st guy: “BRO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! How the HELL did you not manage to fit 10 blueberries up your ass! You should still be alive!”
2nd guy: “oh, that… Well, as I was reaching for the last blueberry I saw the 3rd guy coming back with a bunch of bananas and I just couldn’t contain myself”