- Mercy: Alright, alright, I get it. You’re all new, you aren’t sure about your place in the universe, and you all wanna be the healer’s favorite. I can fix this. You two, you sit here, the rest of you you sit here.
- Team: *change seats*
- Mercy: Now listen. I know you two are different from each other in a lot of ways, but as far as Gramma Mercy’s concerned, you’re all PIECES OF SHIT! Yeah, *shaking head* I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-lemme grab my whiteboard. *drags whiteboard in front of team* This has been a long time coming anyway.
- Mercy: So in conclusion, you’re all equally mercurial, overly-sensitive, CLINGY, hysterical bird-brained homonculi. And I honestly can’t tell the five of you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age, I go by amount of PAIN IN MY ASS…which makes you all identical!
- Submitted by dirt-luvs-turts
Would you ever talk down on a girl? Or just say positive things about her, even if she broke your heart?