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Caregiver & Demon Cas x Reader

Supernatural Fanfiction Part Of: @roxy-davenport Lexi’s Birthday Challenge Prompt: 9. Mine is bigger Movie: Skeleton key Au Pairing: Demon Cas x Reader Warnings: language, mild violence

Y/n was a caregiver to the elderly and she was working at an assisted living facility, she got burnt out, it felt like they were treated like throw away people. She decided to leave, she started taking interviews for caregiver at someone’s home. She had her first interview at a house that was way out in the boonies, she drove her piece of shit car all the way there. She got to the home and she looked at the decrepit old house, it was falling apart, the weeds and plants were badly over grown. She got a bad feeling about the house but she needed the job so she knocked on the door. A handsome man answered the door, “hello, you must be Y/n, I’m Castiel” he said. The first thought she had was run, but she could take care of herself. “Yes, I’m Y/n, but was there a mistake, the client’s ​name is Castiel” she said. “Yes, I’m very sorry for for the confusion, I’m your client, I have MS and I don’t get around as well much as well as I used to, I need help around the house and I requested a woman because men don’t usually don’t like me” he said. “Okay I see, so what kind of things do you need help with, I’m a nurse and I usually do medical care, but I really need a job so let’s see if we can work something out” she said. “I need someone to be my new vestle” he said his bright blue eyes were replaced with black eyes. “Ahhhh” she screamed and ran as fast as she could towards the door, she got to it and it wouldn’t budge. She turned and ran upstairs​ careful not to drop her bag, she ran, the only open door went to the attic. She closed the door, she was in the stairwell to the attic. She wanted to go down not up she wanted to get the fuck out of that house and away from what she thought was a demon or devil or something. She opened her bag and took out a book, she opened the book to the page with binding evil. She pulled a bag of ingredients out of her bag, he started to bang on the door. She put the ingredients in her hand and ​mashed them, he blew the door off its hinges. She screamed and blew the powder in his face and pushed him in the stairwell. She drew a chalk line in front of the doorway, she poured powder out of a baggie. She recited an incantation in French that hurt the demon, “you don’t have the strength to banish me” the demon said, “mine is bigger than yours” she said. “You have two choices you evil son of a bitch, leave this man’s body or I bind you to this stairwell forever” she said. A few minutes later a mass of black smoke left his mouth, the man looked up her with sad eyes. “Thank you, that thing took me over, I couldn’t move, I watched it make me do horrible things” he said. “Are you really Castiel and you really have ms” she asked, “yes I really am looking for someone to help me around here, with well stuff like this I can’t get myself up off the floor” Castiel said. She cleared the line of chalk and powder and she bent down and helped him up. “So Castiel, if you still want someone​ help to help you I’d still like the job” she said. “Yes, you have it, that thing tried to kill you and you still stayed to help me, I definitely trust you Y/n” he said. She helped him out of the stairwell and down the stairs and they decided what all she’d help him with. “How did you know how to get rid of it” he said, “I grew up in New Orleans and my grandma is a voodoo priestess and she taught me”. “Isn’t that evil” he said as he tensed up, “no, but a lot of people think it is, it’s a religion and my grandma taught me to use it to help people” she said. “Oh that’s great, is there anything you can do to help me” he said, “yes there are many things I can do, none of it will cure you, but it will help you live a better life” she said. “Before I do anything else I’m going to set some protection lines and I’m doing a cleansing ritual to block out evil and protect you and I” she said. “Thank you for doing all this for me Y/n” Cas said, “you’re welcome Castiel” she said.

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things maybe those other novelization posts missed

there’s been a couple of posts about the novelization highlights going around but whatever the world needs my thoughts right????

really just a rehash of my livetweeting sometimes direct copy and paste but whatever. LMAO THIS IS LIKE 5 PAGES LONG WELP SORRY FRIENDS. 

  • Even the excerpts from the rogue one novelization have not prepared me for the utter DRAMA that is cassian andor in this book omg
  • everything about bodhi rook made me cry. HE DOUBTS HIMSELF. THE ONLY THING HE’S SURE OF IS THAT HE’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
  • WHEN JYN IS AT THE LABOR CAMP JUST SO WE’RE ALL CLEAR SHE’D “RUN OUT OF FRIENDS.” SHE WAS WAITING TO DIE. HER CELLMATE HAD EVEN SAID SHE WAS GOING TO KILL HER AND JYN WAS LIKE “eh, the fight will at least be entertaining. I’m pretty bored so”
  • Hi. Just wanted to let you know that after Cassian said like 10 words to Jyn, she was imagining them on a date.
  • Jyn also is careful to try and shield cassian from a blast in Jedha city like you know just for safety and stuff. And standing close to each other. SAFETY THO.
  • Cassian: I’m cold, I bet Jyn’s cold. I’m tired, she’s probably exhausted. She beat the shit out of those guys, IS SHE CONCUSSED? CHILL, BUD
  • the. entire. time.
  • cassian really cannot stop thinking about jyn and how she’s fucking up his job/mission/life AND YET
  • the thing is CASSIAN IS VERY GOOD AT HIS JOB AS AN INTELLIGENCE OFFICER. he’s wildly good at it. and he’s sharp. so smart. the book constantly shows him sifting through his mental catalog of info he’s VERY SMART AND VERY PROFICIENT AT HIS JOB

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Pitch: lets Ginny have healthy platonic relationships with other men in the show, becomes “one of the guys”, has turned a bunch of asshole men in her team into supportive team mates and friends
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