Oh lordy, now im just imaging you and your datemates sitting around a table at a bar staring a girl that one of you is interested in, trying to wingwoman it uo and failing miserably.
I mean I don’t think any of them ever met each other but if they did, that’s probably what would happen because if i’m terrible at flirting by texting them shit like “are u a spice? because you’re so hot your make me cry”, they are all equally terrible for still wanting to kiss me after that
Call out for all of you: I know about the dogs. You better make sure they don't fall, because if one of them does, I'm taking all of them and sending them back planetside. Y'all ain't slick. - The Director