shout out to yuri katsuki for being engaged to this super famous guy he’s had a crush on since he was a child just because once he got really drunk and they danced together and he asked him to become his coach some day
life’s a game but it’s not fair, i break the rules and I don’t care so i keep doin’ my own thing — walkin’ tall against the rain. victory’s within the mile, almost there, don’t give up now. only thing that’s on my mind is who’s gonna run this town tonight.
Almost every time a pokemon fan theory basically boils down to “these two things are similar, so they must be related” it’s provably false - at least in game canon.
Examples of these are: Ditto is a failed Mew clone; Kangaskhan is Cubone’s dead mother; The Shadow Triad were Cilan, Chili, and Cress; and most recently, the prediction that plot-relevant characters in Sun and Moon were going to really be Ultra Beasts.
All of these theories are canonically false. Amazing.
when u want to listen to someone play a game ur super into but u dont got the patience to listen to someone whos just starting out bc u already know every corner of the game. u want someone who gets it. u want someone who knows the statistics. the game mechanics hidden in the codes. u want the forbidden knowledge.
IF YOU’D LIKE TO HAVE A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION WITH ME AND TALK REASONABLY ABOUT SOMETHING YOU SEE AS INCORRECT OR DISRESPECTFUL IN MY BEHAVIOR I AM VERY OPEN TO THAT AND I AM HAPPY TO TWEAK MY LANGUAGE TO MAKE PEOPLE MORE COMFORTABLE, BUT IF ALL YOU’RE INTERESTED IN IS MAKING PSEUDO-CALLOUT POSTS THEN I WILL ONLY GET UPSET