Context: the five party members shadows have all turned into giant black demons
DM: what do you guys do?
Rouge: I’m gonna seduce it
DM: …okay, roll with disadvantage
Rogue: *rolls a 19*
DM: … Okay… so the creature might be pitch black, but you swear you can see it blush.
Me: I’m going to cast sparkles on his face to make him more attractive
DM:*with face firmly planted in his hands* you cast it and sparkles drift down complimenting his face…
All of your happy Robron posts are making me sad about the future, and what they will go through. But damn it I love them.