all right i'm going to bed

Insomnia starters
  • "It's nearly two in the morning, what are you doing up?"
  • "I'm pulling an all-nighter."
  • "I can't sleep."
  • "I'm having nightmares."
  • "Will you stay awake with me?"
  • "Why am I still awake?"
  • "I should've gone to bed by now, but..."
  • "I don't think I can sleep after that."
  • "It's past midnight, why are we still up?"
  • "Do you normally go this long without sleep?"
  • "God, I wish I could just pass out right about now."
  • "I'm an insomniac, this is just normal."
  • "I work best at night."
  • "It's that late already! But it feels so early..."
  • "Can we stay awake together?"
  • "Everything is prettier when everyone else is asleep."
  • "I like being the only person awake sometimes."
  • "Is it too late to go to bed, or should we wait for the morning?"
  • "I can't sleep - I've tried everything."
  • "Let's get you some sleeping pills."
  • "You should really get some rest."
  • "I don't want to fall asleep without you."
  • "I'll stay with you while you're up."
Musicals By Their Best Insults
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Phantom of the Opera:</b> "Carlotta must be taught to act, not her normal trick of strutting round the stage. Our Don Juan must lose some weight- it's not healthy in a man of Piangi's age. And my managers must learn that their place is in an office, not the arts."<p/><b>Les Misérables:</b> "Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire. Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!"<p/><b>Wicked:</b> "I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy, too. I hope you're proud how you would grovel in submission to feed your own ambition!"<p/><b>Hamilton:</b> "Sittin’ there useless as two shits. Hey, turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits!" & "SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!<p/><b>Heathers:</b> (<i>this entire musical is an insult</i>) "Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!" & "SHUT UP HEATHER!"<p/><b>Love Never Dies:</b> (<i>this entire musical is an insult to humanity</i>) "Look at you, deep in debt. Stinking drunk, pitiful [...] Look at you, foul as sin. Hideous, horrible." & "Beauty sometimes goes unseen. We can't all be like Christine."<p/><b>Grease:</b> "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. Lousy with virginity. Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed. I can't; I'm Sandra Dee"<p/></p>
hello heres my taz contribution:
  • kravitz: [a romantic who celebrates six month anniversaries in convoluted and weird ways: climbing into taakos window at midnight exactly]
  • taako: [knocked the fuck out]
  • kravitz: [whispering] taako.... taako.... sweetie wake up...
  • taako:
  • kravitz: [a romantic trying his hardest with a midnight picnic currently chilling on the roof] come on, honey we gotta go. happy annive-
  • taako: go? were going? oh shit yeah lets go. [grabs his wallet from the night stand] fuck yeah lets go [starts shredding his credit cards]
  • kravitz: i'm.... what the hell are you doing?
  • taako: its all or nothing, baby. if were going off the grid we gotta do this right. you got a car?
  • kravitz: what? were not-
  • taako: [out of bed and ruffling thru his closet for a very full and well prepared backpack] lets go, bitch. its cool i got a car stashed a few miles away but itll be a bit of a walk
  • kravitz: taako i didnt mean that-
  • taako: [starts cutting his own fucking hair off] WERE IN THIS TOGETHER, BABY
Best Min Yoongi quotes of all time:
  • "I want to be a rock in the next life"
  • "I am extremely unmotivated right now"
  • "Why don't I manage my body? Simple. Because I do not like exercising"
  • "I don't like to move or go out. I don't even like meeting new people"
  • "I've slept for about 20 hours straight"
  • "One of my talents is rolling around in bed on our days off...I'm really good at it"
  • "I'm good at doing...ugly stuff"
  • "That seagull over there has a partner, but how come I can't get one?"
  • "We all look ugly in the morning"
  • "Suga. Genius. These two words are enough"
  • "J HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!" <brought to my attention by @theshymenace
  • America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!
  • Hikaru: Wait for it... Wait for it... 9:01! Kyoya Ootori is officially late for the first time ever. All right, let's do this. Who's got theories?
  • Haruhi: Uh... Alarm didn't go off.
  • Hikaru: All three alarms? All with battery back-up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Tamaki: Ooh! He was taken in his sleep!
  • Hikaru: That's what I'm talking about! Super dark boss, but way more plausible than Haruhi's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Honey: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Kaoru: Mm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he's interesting.
  • Mori: It's 9:00 A.M. Why is no one working?
  • Tamaki: Kyoya is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Mori: I'd like to play. I'd say he's in line... at the bank... this is fun.
  • Hikaru: It is fun, but you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a grate and is having terrible sex with a moleman!
  • [Kyoya enters]
  • Tamaki: There he is! Kyoya! Where have you been? We've been worried sick. Do you care to explain yourself?
  • Kyoya: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal; don't worry about it.
  • Hikaru: Kyoya, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Kyoya: ...there was a problem at the bank.
  • Mori: Hot damn!

Summary: A phone call at 3 A.M. was unexpected, especially when it was Chris using Lin’s cellphone to tell you something very important.

Pairing: Lin x reader

A/N: Take a wild guess where I got the inspiration for this one.

“Lin?” you whispered into your phone, extremely confused. You heard a lot of shuffling and muffled laughter. Maybe he accidentally butt-dialed you? …But at three in the morning?

“Lin.” You called a little louder, hoping that he would hear you. You strained your ears, hoping to catch some of the furious whispers passing through the line. You were more confused than ever when you heard: “Give it back!”, “It’s not funny!”,  and “Oh relax. She’s probably too tired to remember this in the morning anyways.”

Okay, they were definitely talking about you.

“Hello? Lin?” you repeat, patience wearing thin.

Just before you decided to hang up and go back to bed, the smooth voice of Chris stopped you.

“Hi, it’s Chris!” he said cheerfully, voice slurred. It was a tell-tale sign that he was drunk.

“Hi. Can I help you?” you asked dryly, confused at why exactly you were talking to him on Lin’s phone.

“I just wanted to tell you, that my buddy here, Lin, likes you. He’s was too much of a wuss to tell you so I – ow! Shit Lin, that hurts!”

You heard more muffled sounds and struggling.

“I, um.  Hi,” the breathless voice of Lin greeted you, and you bit back a laugh. “We’ve been drinking.”

“Yes, I can tell,” you drawled, rolling over to your side and bringing a hand up to cover the smile on your lips, “care to explain what Chris just told me?”

“Pining. I’ve been pining. And all I’ve been doing is whining. To Chris, to Lac, to my Uber driver. Damn, I really wanna take you out to this really fucking cool diner. Tomorrow night. Let’s go grab a bite. So say yes, alright?”

You laughed so hard that you snorted, tears in your eyes as you listened to him freestyling. “Lin,” you gasped, “that was magical.”

“Fuck, I’m so drunk,” he groaned, “I’m going to regret this tomorrow, aren’t I?”

“I’ve been waiting for you to ask me out for ages,” you whispered, your smile so wide that it made your cheeks hurt.

“I’m so stu - wait, what? Are you serious?” he yelled, “Holy shit, guys! She said yes!”

You heard multiple shouts from his end of the phone, making you realize that there was no way that Chris was the only person with him. You pressed the phone closer to your ear, laughing when you heard someone exclaim victoriously that Lin finally grew a pair of balls.

“I - I gotta go, they want celebratory shots? I don’t understand what’s happening right now. But I do know that I like you. A lot. Don’t forget that we have a date tomorrow.”

And with that, he hung up.

You laid in bed, dumbfounded and ecstatic.

When it all sank in, you did a small dance in bed and buried your face in your pillow, hoping that your roommates didn’t hear your giddy giggles.

Yes! Lin liked you!

kissing-men  asked:

Neil gets hurt and he's on heavy pain meds which make him a chatty Kathy. The first thing he sees when he wakes up is Andrew so he can't help but tell Andrew how pretty he looks and how wonderful he is (of course, all the foxes are standing /right there/) and Andrew's like "if you don't stop talking I'm going to leave" and Neil gives him the dumbest grin and says, "you'd never leave me unless I asked you to. Which I won't."


When Neil first woke up, he had no idea where he was, but the clinical white of the wall made him think nowhere good. He sat up, trying to assess where he was and what had happened and froze when he saw Andrew at the foot of the bed watching him.

Andrew looked annoyed and grumpy as the sunlight coming in from the window reflected in his eyes. His hair shone gold in this light and Neil felt like all the air had been knocked out of his lungs. Andrew looked like he had on the bus, only this time Andrew was his to keep. He didn’t have to drink the image in to savour while he still could. Andrew was his and he was so goddamn beautiful and Neil felt a sudden urgency to make sure that Andrew knew how utterly stunning he was.

Neil felt a smile pull at his lips and he watched as Andrew’s brow furrowed in response.

“You are so fucking pretty, Drew,” he murmured.

Snickers from beside him were the first sign that they were not alone. Somehow, Neil couldn’t quite make himself care when he turned and spotted his teammates and Wymack. He was happy to have them there, but he was more interested in Andrew and his perfect grumpy face and his perfect soft hair and his perfect hazel eyes.

“Shut up. Now,” Andrew warned with an edge to his voice.

Neil agreed with Andrew. The Foxes really should stop laughing and whispering to each other. It was distracting.

“How did I not notice how pretty you were from the start?” Neil asked. “It’s distracting. I could stare into your eyes forever. How am I supposed to hold a conversation when-”

“If you don’t stop talking, I’m going to leave,” Andrew warned. His voice wasn’t louder this time, but somehow he sounded more serious, which was ridiculous when Neil knew Andrew would never leave him.

“No, you won’t,” Neil said as he beamed up at Andrew.

“Do not test me,” Andrew warned.

“You’d never leave me unless I asked you to,” Neil argued. “Which I won’t. Ever. You’re my home.”

Andrew scowled back at him and every moment he didn’t leave, Neil’s grin grew even larger.

“We should have been videotaping this,” Allison commented from somewhere at Neil’s side.

Andrew’s focus instantly shifted away from Neil as he warned, “Try to take a video of him high and I will end you.”

“You take such good care of me,” Neil insisted with his eyes still solely focused on Andrew. “You like me.”

“I hate you,” Andrew corrected automatically. “And I wouldn’t have to take care of you if you would stop acting like a complete idiot.”

“You like me,” Neil repeated. “I like that you like me.”

Current mood for my show tomorrow

Me: can we all please calm down? I was supposed to chill with Remy tonight

Roman: BUT WE WORKED SO HARD ON THIS!!! I’m just – so excited. I literally cannot wait

Logan: That is not the correct use of “literally” in that con–

Remy/Sleep: gurl, you best wait before interrupting our time together. I’m not coming to bed with all this attitude. Virgil, honey, that’s for you, too.

Roman: what’s up with Vi–



Me: good and bad, but still overwhelming

Deceit: I’m sure everything will go smoothly. Nothing can go wrong now!


Logan: You do realize that sleep deprivation will hinder your performance tomorrow, and yet you are still awake, shitposting about the Sanders Sides in relation to yourself?

Everyone, overlapping: (Me:) I know that, Logan (Deceit:) I don’t think so (Roman:) we’re going to be PERFECT tomorrow! (Patton:) aUGh, big words (Virgil:) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEUEHEEGEHJRJFJFJCUDUD


Logan: you’re all idiots

Remy/Sleep: *sips loudly*


UMM idk if anyone wanted this or will ever listen to them, but I HaD FUN, i was rly trying to focus on picking songs the characters would listen to:3 IF YOU DO LISTEN i would love to know which playlist you like/identify with most ♡

For all my little lee's out there

I should be asleep, but fuck it, I need to say this.

You’re all fucking adorable, first off. Whether lee, ler, switch, or someone who stumbled onto my account and was sorely disappointed.

You guys are not weird. Tickling isn’t weird. It will not end your life. Period. No arguments.

I love all of you. Even if I don’t respond for a while, even if I’m gone, even if I’m having a bad day, I still love you.

And for lers: Never be afraid to ask someone if you can tickle them. They might laugh it off, but guess what, no harm in trying. They will not go “Wtf, that’s weird, freak.” And leave. No. That will not happen. Do it with someone you trust.

Lees: YOU. WILL. NOT. LOSE. A. FRIEND. BECAUSE. YOU. LIKE. BEING. TICKLED. No matter what you think, I know it’s hard to look past it, but tickling isn’t weird. It’s not something that will destroy you. Embrace it.

Switches: Keep on making people laugh, whether it’s because you’re squirming beneath their fingers or yours are between their ribs. Keep it up.

All of you are my family and I love you. Fuck everyone else. Fuck the judges. We are us.

We are together.

And we’re fucking strong.

You understand me?

BTS reaction to their s/o talking to themselves

Request: The boys reaction when they find their gf talking to themselves?



Jin raised an eyebrow when he heard you speaking in the bedroom, he was sure he was the only one in the house. You’d been getting changed for a while now, he didn’t want to interuppt but he wanted to know who you were talking to. He adjusted his tie and cautiously made his way down the hall, your voice getting louder as he got closer. He peeked over the doorway at you, who was looking at your outfit in the mirror.

“Jin will like it right? This shirts kind of tight. It looks good though, right?” You asked no one in particular as you turned in the mirror slowly.

“It looks amazing.” Jin laughed when you jumped and looked at him.

“When did you get there??”

“You talk to yourself?” He asked while waving his arms around. “Oh come on, I’m right here Y/N! You’re great, loving, handsome boyfriend, talk to me!”


Namjoon heard a loud noise come from the living room, followed by the sound of your voice speaking. He wondered if someone had arrived, walking out of the bedroom and down the hall. He found you crouched besides the table picking up something from the ground.

“I can not believe you broke this picture frame. Damn Y/N, Namjoon is going to be so mad.” You muttered as you carefully picked the broke shards of glass up.

“No, he won’t be.” Namjoon said, suddenly at your side and helping you.“Come on, I break things all the time. This is fine!”

“How long have you been listening?” You asked.

“Not long. Why, were you telling all your embarrassing past stories to yourself? Cause if so, I must hear them.”


You gasped when you saw a picture of Yoongi on your phone from a photo shoot you hadn’t seen before. You got so excited over how handsome your boyfriend looked that you couldn’t help but start to talk to yourself about how good looking he was, and how lucky you felt.

“Aww he looks so adorable in this one! Yoongi’s so cute.” Just as you said that Yoongi walked in through the door. You looked at him in horror.

“.. How much did you hear?”

“Oh, I heard enough.” He grinned at you as he laid down on the bed besides you. “Why look at pictures of me though? I’m right here~”

“Cause the pictures don’t talk”



“No!” You yelled out loud, watching the character on the horror movie you were watching making a terrible decision. “What are you doing?! This is why your friends all got killed! Jeez if this was me.. This is ridiculous.” You crossed your arms as you spoke, glancing at the doorway to see Hobi smiling at you. Your eyes widened, going silent when you realized he’d heard your every word.

“Y/N calm down~ its just a movie.” He secretly found your ranting so cute.

“Just a movie? Okay, then come watch it with me.” You patted the seat besides you. Hobi swallowed nervously while smiling at you, horror movies are not his strong suit.

“U-Uhm.. On second thought, yell all you want.”


“Dude.” You were lying on the floor, on an incredibly hot day, rambling to yourself. “I wonder if it’s possible to actually cook an egg on the concrete on a hot day. Cause if so that would be today. Because, it’s so hot. Its so so hot it could fry an egg.”

“I think the heat’s going to your head Y/N.” Jimin said, suddenly standing over you. “Come on let’s go eat some ice cream so you can stop going crazy.”

“No, I want to fry an egg.” You insisted with a frown. Jimin sighed, taking a seat on the ground besides you.

“What am I going to do with you?”


Taehyung could hear your voice lowly over the sound of his movie, turning down the volume on the television. Now he could clearly hear that you were were saying something, only he wasn’t sure what. So Taehyung got up and crept over, finding you talking to yourself in the kitchen while eating dinner.

“First, first I spill coffee on myself in the morning. Then I slipped going out the door, and pushed a door that said pull. Then I told my boss I’m my dad’s daughter.’ Like really Y/N? My dad’s daughter? Of course you are! You aren’t your cats daughter!” You stopped ranting about your day when you heard laughing from the doorway. You turned to see Taehyung, trying to keep a straight face and failing.

“Oh don’t mind me.” He grinned.

“… You didn’t hear anything.”

“Aww Y/N you know you can come rant to me about your embarassing mistakes whenever~”


Jungkook was so excited to tell you the news that he didn’t even care when he heard you speaking with what he assumed was someone else. He burst into the room, a smile on his face.

“Y/N GUESS WHAT WE GET TO GO ON A TRIP-” Jungkook paused as you jumped about a foot in the air in suprise, he looked around the room. He thought you were talking to another person but the room was empty. Jungkook looked back at you.

“Were you talking to yourself?”

“Uhm.. No” You lied. Jungkook gave you a playful smirk and laughed.

“Awww Y/N talks to herself~”

“Be quiet.”

“Are you telling me or yourself?”


Sense8 | All I Want Right Now Is One More Bullet

At least we know the name of the restaurant.

daily reminder: studying won’t always be glamorous. It’ll be messy hair and breakdowns in the bathroom. It’ll be the hopeless feeling of staring at a blank page, and too much coffee, and watching your friends head out to have fun as you head to the library. It’ll be late nights and early mornings and exhausted days in-between. 

And then, one day, it’ll be success. It’ll be gratification and thanking yourself for all the mornings you got out of bed and put your head down and told yourself to keep going. It won’t be easy, but it’ll be worth it.