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BTS Reaction to you speaking with multiple languages in one sentence

Anonymous Requested: Heyy~ Bangtan’s reaction when their multilingual s/o has the habit to talk with multiple languages in one sentence XDD”

A/N: sorry i kept this short qq i’m trying to get through all of the requests

~Daze


Jin finally comes out of his room after ten minutes of you waiting. Expecting much, he wears the most ugliest pink sweater you have ever laid your eyes on. You make a comment about that in several languages, unconsciously. He looks at you, confused since he was only able to comprehend two words in your whole sentence. “Did you just call me handsome?” He asks jokingly.

You laugh, “Totally.”

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Yoongi and you are eating out together, but then you realize that you forgot your phone back at his place! You curse under your breath, a mix of languages coming out and he stares at you blankly.

He shakes his head while chewing, “I don’t even need to know those languages to know what you just said.”

Originally posted by chimcheroo

Hoseok rings your doorbell, a surprise awaiting you at such an early time in the morning. He keeps on ringing it until you answer and you greet him with a trilingual sentence.

He freezes and holds an awkward smile in place since he has no idea what you just said, “Um, yes?”

Originally posted by jimentos

Namjoon paces back and forth in his studio as he tries to figure out how to translate this sentence into another language. He slides his phone out of his pocket and dials your number.

You pick up, “Hello?”

“Ah, Y/N, how do you say ‘lock me up because loving you is a crime’ in-”

You cut him off. Too busy eating and enjoying your food, you translate his line into a mix of two languages then hang up.

Namjoon blinks a few times, what?

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Jimin was looking for his shirt that he left at your place last week. Unable to locate it, he asks you where it is. You tell him it’s hanging in the bathroom, but since you’re occupied your habit of speaking multiple languages in a single sentence slipped out.

He looks at you, “Um, 어디?”

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

You get all comfy in your bed sheets and excited to finally get a whole night’s worth of rest. Then Taehyung texts you. You ignore it for two minutes and then you receive a call. Hesitantly, you pick it up and greet him, your voice sounding more tired than usual.

“Y/N!” He exclaims your name, “Let’s go and get some food!”

You comment in several languages about how it’s the dead of the night and how you want to sleep before hanging up.

He calls you again, but you switch your phone back on silent.

Originally posted by taehanstic-baby

Jungkook and you were practicing for a new dance together, but you just can’t seem to get that one move down! It’s so simple, yet you keep tripping your own foot or accidentally whacking Jungkook.

You curse in multiple languages and he looks at you, laughing.

“What? You understood what I said?” You ask in a surprised tone.

“No, but it might have been funny.”

Originally posted by jm95z

Dear Future Girlfriend,

Please prepare yourself for:
• random thoughts and rants
• my crazy beliefs that I talk about till your face is blue
• unexplained hyperness
• blanket fort building
• long talks about nothing and everything
• mess ups
• a journey while I’m figuring myself out
• helping me to give the courage and strength to hold your hand in public and show everyone I love a woman
• nervousness because I’ve never been with someone like you
• breaking down a guarded wall protecting me
• kiss attacks
• catching me staring and smiling at you for no reason
• sarcastic comments to show you I care
• raspberries in the middle of kissing
• laughing at my awkwardness
• but most of all, being treated like a princess and loved because lord knows I’ve waited a long time to be able to date you and I’m going to make sure you know you’re appreciated!

Seeing haters comment “Flop Mix” on any social media site regarding news about LM, makes me roll my eyes and laugh at those people. Because according to extremely closed minded, bitter, childish haters these accomplishments equal “flops” (all this info is from LM Music Facts and there you can find all the receipts):

- Get Weird is currently the best selling album by a teen female act
- The Get Weird tour is the 7th biggest tour by a teen female act, grossing $22.5 million from only 43 shows
- The Get Weird tour is the 8th highest grossing tour of 2016 by a female act, and the 33th highest grossing tour overall of 2016
- The Get Weird tour holds the record for being the highest selling UK arena tour with over 300,000 tickets sold!
- Little Mix hold the record for being the UK’s biggest arena act this year and the second biggest this decade!
- Black Magic is the 2nd longest charting single by a girl group, in the UK, of ALL TIME! Record: 41 weeks
- Little Mix, Beyonce, and David Bowie are Sony UK’s best selling artists of the first half of 2016!
- LM are the only western girl group this decade to achieve BOTH a best selling single & album, in their home country.
- GW was the UK’s 9th biggest selling album of 2015 despite being out for less than 2 months.
- Little Mix are the only girl group this decade to achieve TWO #1s on Billboard’s Japan Hot Overseas chart!
- The Get Weird tour is the 14th biggest global tour of 2016, grossing an average of $649,659 per show
- In 2014, Little Mix made a cumulative total of $47,029,950 in ONE year; making them one of the richest girl groups!
- Get Weird sold more copies worldwide than every western girl group’s album DISCOGRAPHY COMBINED, this decade!
- Black Magic is the 9th best selling single by a girl group of ALL TIME, on the official singles chart.
- The Get Weird tour remains the biggest girl group tour this decade; having sold out the full majority of the venues!
- Shout Out To My Ex is #10 on Billboard’s Mexico Ingles Airplay chart
- Get Weird had the highest debut sales week by a western girl group, this decade! It sold 139,400 & remains unbeaten
- Get Weird is the first album by a girl group to get certified 2x platinum in the UK, in over 8 years!
- Shout Out To My Ex charted at #4 in South Africa
- Wings is the 3rd best selling song by a GG this decade in Australia & 1 out of only 3 GG singles to go 3x plat there
- Shout Out To My Ex has so far sold 160,000 in the US with no promo or radio play!
- So far, Shout Out To My Ex has sold 775,000 worldwide in pure sales and 885,000 with streams!
- Little Mix are the first UK girl group to have 2 Gold certified singles in the US since the Spice Girls 18 yrs ago
- Shout Out To My Ex is now certified GOLD in the UK
- As of Nov. 2016, Little Mix have 56 (+6) certifications (26 PLATINUM, 27 GOLD, 3 SILVER) & sold 18 MILLION records worldwide
- Glory Days sold 54,428 in pure sales and 2,727 streams, to bring a total of 57,151 sold for its second week in the UK
- Glory Days has reached number 1 in Ireland, making it their second #1 album there, after Get Weird
- Little Mix are the ONLY western girl group to have all 3 albums sell at least 500k WW (pure). They have 2 with +700k
- LM are best selling western girl group in Japan, having held half of the top 10 highest charting GG singles there.
- Glory Days is #1 for a 2nd week in the UK, making it the first girl group album to achieve this since the Spice Girls’ album, 15 years ago!
- Glory Days debuted at #9 in Spain, making it Little Mix’s highest charting album, after beating Get Weird’s peak of #15
- Shout Out To My Ex was the 17th best selling song worldwide. It sold 117,000; totaling 731,000 sold WW so far
- Little Mix have now sold 2,300,000 albums worldwide; in pure sales only
- Glory Days debuted at #4 on the United World Chart, with 135,000 sold worldwide! It was the best selling album by a female act, that week
- Little Mix are the only British girl group with 4 consecutive top 30 albums in the US; beating the Spice Girls, All Saints, Girls Aloud, etc
- Little Mix remain the decade’s richest western girl group, with a net worth of $25.6 MILLION
- Little Mix had a higher album debut week in their home country (both in sales & chart position), than any western girl group this decade!
- Glory Days surpassed Get Weird to become Little Mix’s highest charting album in Germany
- ARIA Album Charts [Australia]: 10. DNA, 4. Salute, 2. Get Weird, 2. Glory Days. And Little Mix are now the most certified girl group in Australia.

The list goes on and on, and if those accomplishments and success make Little Mix “flops”, then artists like Adele, Shawn Mendes, Ariana Grande etc must be the biggest “flops” of all. It doesn’t matter that majority of LM success is based in their home country, (and it’s still incredibly difficult to be successful even in your own country), so it’s still pretty impressive what LM have achieved. Get your head out of your ass and stop downgrading or diminish all the records that these girls have smashed, just because those records aren’t in the US. Success is still success no matter by who or which country it’s achieved in.

Preference "How they react to catching you pleasuring yourself" (NSFW)

(Firstly, so sorry for the late post, I got busy with some other stuff (Ps. last minute Christmas shopping XD) and secondly my other preference will be posted later tonight :3 Yaaaasss for our faves catching us and joining 😏 well most of them XD Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owner.)

Negan-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d smirk and slam the door behind. As it would startled you, he’d start laughing and acting all excited, especially after seeing you trying to cover yourself. He’d make comments about how “bad” you are for doing this on your own and just want to touch you as well. He’d go sit next to you and casually slide his hand down next to yours. “What do we have here?! Y/N! Are you touching touching herself while thinking about me?! Hot diggity dog! That is…Fucking hot! Oh…my…god…Don’t hide yourself! Here let me help you…”

Daryl-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d just stare at you until you would notice him. Seeing you and hearing you, just made him want to spend his time looking at you and for sure it turned him on. However, as you’d get startled, he’d then start to profusely apologize and wouldn’t be too sure of what he should be doing. He’d pace around and finally decide to just walk out but not before awkwardly kissing you on the forehead. “S-sorry! I’m sorry! I-I didn’t mean to startle you like that! I-I just heard my name and…Wanted to see what you were up to…”

Rick-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d just smirk looking at you and hungrily eye you up and down. It definitely turned him on seeing and hearing you that way and would want to join you. As you’d get startled and try to hide yourself, he’d close the door and start to unbuckle his belt, getting himself ready to help you. He’d chuckle and climb on the bed to get on top of you to kiss you. “Y/N? You’re touching yourself…while thinking about me? Don’t hide like that…Let me help you…”

Merle-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d act all taken back by it while actually being way too turned on. As you’d get startled, he’d lock the door, put his hand up to signal you to not stop and “tsk” at you. He’d go sit across from you and have his own little fun by telling you to not stop and practically just give him a show. He’d smirk the whole time and wouldn’t keep his eyes off of you. “Y/N? You’re having your fun without me? How fucking dare you! No, baby girl don’t stop…Keep going…let me see what i’ve been missing…”

Glenn-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d be stunned and a smile would creep up to his lips. He’d find you cute sitting up on the bed with your legs slightly spread apart and would just want to hug you somehow. However, as you’d get startled by him, he’d get a little worried and just start to tell you that what you’re doing is alright and such. “No, don’t freak out! Y/N, it’s okay! It’s normal to want to…and besides you were thinking about me…I don’t mind that at all…You can keep going…”

The Governor-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d just look at you as if he was surprised but in reality he was just turned on. As you’d get startled by his presence, he’d approach you and cup your face to kiss your forehead. He’d then encourage you to keep going and show him how you please yourself when he isn’t around. “Don’t stop…You can keep going Y/N…I hope you don’t mind but…I intend to stay here with you…I really want to watch you finish…”

Abraham-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he had run in the room thinking you were in danger or something and just screamed asking if everything was alright. However, as it turned out to be just you touching yourself, he’d start to laugh at himself while staring at you trying to cover up. He’d then start to apologize and make his way out of the room as slowly as he can just to keep looking at you. “I heard screaming! Y/N are you alright?! Oh…You’re just having fun…without me…Hah! I’m so sorry, baby! I didn’t mean it…I really am…”

Eugene-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d get all nervous and just gasp loudly. As you’d get startled, he’d start to apologize and quickly make his way back out to leave you do your thing. He’d tell you he understood that feeling of getting caught and just feel bad that he was interrupting your fun. As he’d walk out, he’d realize you were thinking about him and start to smile at himself. “Oh my god…I-I’m so sorry, Y/N…I didn’t mean to interrupt! I know how uncomfortable it is to have someone catch you…I-I’ll let you get back it!”

Jesus-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d feel flattered and wouldn’t be able to hide his joy. Even as you’d get surprise, he’d just stay by the door and smile looking at you. He’d feel special that you thought of him that way and try to convince you to not stop and tell you that he’ll leave soon. However, he’d end up stalling and obviously staying in the room until you’re done. “Y/N…You were saying my name…That’s…amazing…So that means you like me a lot…Nice…”

Dwight-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, you’d take his breath away. He’d stay still and just get as turned on as you and would want to do something about it. He’d whisper to you to not stop and close the door behind. He’d get on the bed with you and kiss you while telling to keep going. As you’d get near your orgasm, he’d remove your hand to replace it with his and look at you as you come. “Y/N…You’re thinking about me? You don’t need to stop… Don’t…Let me help you baby…”

Morgan-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d stare at you in slight shock until you’d lock eyes. As you’d get startled by him, he’d quickly close the door behind and try to convince you that there was nothing wrong with you doing so. He’d then realize it was kind of a situation where he was getting back at you for when you walked in on him and just find it funny. “Oh, Y/N…Y-You don’t have to feel guilty…There’s nothing wrong with what you’re doing…This all reminds me of the time when it was the other way around!”

Shane-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d be just as turned on but he’d just want to watch. As you’d get startled, he’d smirk and shake his head, closing the door behind. He’d walk over to you and sit across from you. He’d then tell you to keep going and ask you if you want him to help or something. In the end, he’d start to touch himself while looking at you. “You’re touching yourself, Y/N…To me? What a good timing…No, no keep going…Is it better for you if I help or are you fine…”

Milton-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d be really taken back and quickly walk back out closing the door. He’d apologize from behind the door and try to convince you to finish. As he’d realize you were thinking about him, he’d start to smile and get all shy from it and you could hear it in his voice. “I’m sorry, Y/N! I’m so sorry! I-I didn’t realize you were doing this…You can go on…Please continue…”

Aaron-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d be stunned and try to leave you alone. As you’d hide yourself, he’d find you adorable and just tell you that what you were doing isn’t wrong. He’d try to convince you to come out of your blanket and end up teasing you and pulling the blanket away from you. “Y/N, you don’t need to hide! It’s okay for you to do this…There’s nothing wrong! Come on don’t hide! Fine i’ll leave you alone…but let me take this away from you…”

Gabriel-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d be stunned and wouldn’t be too sure of what to do. He’d hesitate to leave but as you’d get startled and tell him to leave, he’d start to make his way out and apologize to you. However, he’d then realize it was as if he was getting back at you for the time you caught him and start to tease you. “Sorry! Sorry! Y/N, Yes i’ll go, i’ll leave you alone! I’ll-….Wait…This reminds me of when you saw me…See! It’s not as fun when it’s the other way around…”

The Wolf-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d just look at you and smirk to himself. As you’d get startled, he wouldn’t even bother to move away or anything, he’d just stay there and nod to you to keep going. He’d then tell you that if you didn’t do as he said he wouldn’t reward you afterwards. “Don’t stop…Y/N…If you keep going…i’ll help you after this…I promise…So go on…”

Noah-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d be shocked and quickly close his eyes. You’d both be startled and he’d try to leave the room. He thought it was nice knowing you were thinking about him but just felt as if he was intruding your alone time so he’d start to find his way back out. “Oh my god! I’m so sorry, Y/N! I-I didn’t see anything! I just heard my name! I’ll walk back out! I’ll leave you alone…Sorry!”

Simon-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d smirk and start to unbutton his shirt. As you’d get startled, he’d tell you it’s alright and to keep going and would then get on the bed with you. He’d find you so cute that he’d start to tease you for doing so while he wasn’t around. He’d then yank your pants off and kiss down your neck. “Oh, Y/N you don’t need to get shy…Go on…Keep touching yourself…Damn it you’re so hot…is this what you always do when i’m not around…”

Ezekiel-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d feel all special and casually start to tease you. As you’d hide yourself under the blanket, he’d chuckle and close the door behind. He’d walk over and scoot over next to you on the bed and just wrap his arms around you, to reassure you that it’s okay for you to feel that way and would encourage you to keep going. “Oh, Y/N…Don’t hide yourself…There’s no need to be ashamed…It’s not like I’ve never seen you like this…Go on…Keep going…”

Benjamin-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d stare for a while before accidentally slamming the door shut and leaving. He was glad to know he made you feel that way but as he’d look a you he’d feel bad for intruding and leave you alone. However, being clumsy he waited for you to notice him and then in a panic he just slammed the door.

Caesar-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d chuckle and shake his head. As you’d notice him and try to hide yourself, he’d get closer to you and straddle you. He’d reach to grab your wrists and tell you how naughty of you to do this while he’s gone and find a way to punish you. “Y/N…is this what you do when i’m not around…You think about me…and what i’d do to you…I’ll have to punish you for that…”

Spencer-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d somehow get all shy and flustered. He’d feel relieved to know you felt that way for him and would end up just smiling and laughing at you. As you’d try yo hide, he’d quickly close the door behind and explain to you that it was fine for you to do so. The more he’d talk though, the more smug he’d get. “Y/N, you were thinking about me while…you were…Great…That’s good…I didn’t know I was that good to make you feel like that…”

Richard-The moment he caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning his name, he’d be stunned and slowly start to smile. He’d get somehow confident and was happy to know you felt that way for him. As you’d get startled, he’d apologize and walk closer to you. Feeling bold, he’d offer to help. “Y/N…i’m sorry…I-I didn’t mean to bother you…Sorry…How about I make it up to you…and help you…”

Michonne-The moment she caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning her name, she’d look at you until you’d look back at her. As you did, she’d smirk and start to tease you. She’d close the door behind and cross her arms looking at you. She’d then playfully tease you by warning you. “Y/N…How dare you…Do this and say my name…While i’m not around…What am i going to do with you?”

Maggie-The moment she caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning her name, she’d find you somehow sweet and just gradually get turned on. She’d then call out to you faintly and as you’d look up she’d smirk. She’d pretend to not know what you were doing and ask you about it, only to offer you help and wink at you. “Y/N…What are you doing? I-I don’t understand what you’re doing…Care to explain?”

Andrea-The moment she caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning her name, she’d clear her throat. As you’d get startled, she’d ask you what you were doing and just listen to your reasoning. She’d then approach you and getting closer to your ear, she’d whisper to you about how she could help. “Y/N, what is going on? Oh…I see…How about I help you then…If you know what I mean…”

Jessie-The moment she caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning her name, she’d be surprised and walk back out. She’d feel so bad walking in on you that way, she’d start to apologize and just close the door. She’d be so worried, she wouldn’t have registered that it was her name you said until she’d walk back down the stairs.

Beth-The moment she caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning her name, she’d stare at you and try to keep quiet. She liked knowing you felt that way for her and just wanted to watch you. However, as you’d notice her, she’d panic as well along with you and walk out slamming the door behind.

Sasha-The moment she caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning her name, she’d be surprised and would just stare at you weirdly. She was just not expecting to find you this way and as you started to hide yourself, she’d realize her mistake. She’d feel bad and just tell you to keep going while walking away. “Oh god! Y/N I am so sorry! I didn’t mean to disturb you…You don’t need to stop, i’ll leave…Go on…”

Rosita-The moment she caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning her name, she’d get turned on but would pretend to not understand the situation. As you’d hide yourself, she’d get closer and feel confident enough to start playfully teasing you. She’d pull the blanket away from you and she’d end up touching and straddling you. “And what are you doing, Y/N…Are you touching yourself…While thinking of me…How dare you…I’m going to have to do something about this…”

Tara-The moment she caught you pleasuring yourself while you were moaning her name, she’d stare at you with wide eyes and gasp. As you’d get startled, she’d start to feel bad and would just want to tell you that what you were doing was fine. She was just stunned to see you doing that on your own that she couldn’t hide her expression. However, as she’d notice you getting nervous, she’d then just walk over to hug you. “Oh no, Y/N don’t be scared…It’s okay! There’s nothing wrong with you doing this…It’s just…I didn’t know i meant to you that much…”

Comment what you think!❤️

Boyfriend,
Thank you loving me for who I am. Thanks for making me laugh and smile when i’m sad or have a bad day. I still get excited when I see your name pop up on my phone. You’re always on my mind
You’re all I want, all I need. You’re my whole entire world. Babe, you know I love you and I tell you everyday to remind you, but you’ll never know how much I love you because my love for you can’t be expressed in words. I know I’m not the best, but I’ll always be here for you if you let me. How I wish that I could spend my whole life under the skies watching the stars with you? You’re the first and last person I want in my life. No amount of distance, pain, fights or differences in opinion can break our bond. We’re like the best of friends and the deepest of lovers. You are on my mind every second, every minute, every hour, every day and every single time I blink. You fill all the space in my mind and heart. I love you baby. When I am with you, it feels like a dream come true. You are my angel from heaven. I love you. I cannot find words to tell you how much I love you. You mean everything to me. Please stay by my side forever. I cannot possibly think of loving anyone else the way I love you. You are my life, I cannot imagine my life without you. Or relationship is like that of Tom and Jerry show. We tease each other, knock each other down, chase each other, irritate each other terribly but we can never live this life without one another. You mean so much to me. You filled my life with music, color and laughter. I can’t imagine a life without you or a life before you or a life after you. You fill my head with thoughts of you. you are in my heart and you fill my every being with just your existence. I will never ever be able to love anyone as much as I have love you. I have blindly followed you and trusted you and never could I trust another. You know my darkest secrets and my happiest moments you see me more often at my worst than at my best. You might not realize this but you and me just click. You are my strength and my weakness, my joy and my headache but I am so thankful And glad that every morning I wake up and think about you and every night I dream about you. I will always and forever love you even when words can not say it you will know this. You’re the cutest guy in the world. I love you so much babe. Every time I tell you I love you, I mean it like ten times harder than the last time. Cause my feelings for you multiple everyday. You make me fall for you everyday, over and over again. You make me so happy. Whenever I’m with you I can’t help but smile, and laugh. Or stare at you. (I do that a lot) I know we’ve been through a lot, with us breaking up and stuff like that. But it was all a test, to see if I really did like you. Cause if I didn’t we wouldn’t of been together right now, stronger than the 1st couple times. I just want you to know, no matter what we go through I will just be a call, text, chat, message away. I’ll always be here for you. Always. I hope we are always together. And this ain’t that 2 week “i’m in love” bullshit. It’s the actual feeling. And it’s fucking amazing. I want to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, ‘I Love You’, and the way you’re always there. Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too, never want to spend any of them without you. I want you to know how much I appreciate all of the things you do for me. you make me feel needed, wanted, and cared about. You are absolutely amazing. the most amazing person I have ever met. You always make sure i’m smiling, laughing, and having a good time. When I am in your arms i feel so safe and it makes me think I am the luckiest girl in the world to have such an amazing boyfriend. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You have the most caring heart. For once in my life I feel beautiful and wanted. It is unbelievable how I can be myself around you and feel so close to you, I feel like I have known you forever! I couldn’t imagine my life without you. I may not be the nicest or the best girlfriend sometimes, and I promise you that I will treat you how you deserve to be treated from now on. When your not around you are ALL i think about! I’ve never felt this way about anyone in my life. I’ve never had second thoughts or regrets about us. With all the tears and trouble we’ve been through its worth it because I got to share my heart with you! You’ve opened my eyes to love and true happiness! I’ve never been so certain of anything in my life like I am us! Baby, i’m glad that you came into my life. I love you! I just love everything about you, your magical eyes, the sound of your voice and your gentle touch! I cant stop thinking about you when were apart! you mean the world to me, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I love you.

Telling Him

Pairing: Lawyer!Sam x Ana aka @percywinchester27

Word Count: 728

A/N: This drabble is written for Love and Acceptance Day and it is for Ana who betas Kill Zone for me and she is one of my best friends. I love you so so much Ana - thanks for making me smile and laugh. Thanks for long ass commenting your way into my heart ;)

It takes place in my Kill Zone universe but you can easily read it without having read the series, which is a Dean x Reader series.

Unbetaed. All mistakes are mine.

“It would be easier if he would just listen,” as Ana looked down at her friend, Y/N who were kneeling in front of her with a eyeliner in her hand, writing across Ana’s stomach.

Y/N threw her head back in laughter and shook her head in amusement. “It’s Sam Winchester we are talking about Ana. He is the most observant guy I know, right until he isn’t and then you can drop an anvil in front of him and he wouldn’t notice. How did you get this idea anyway?”

Ana let out a defeated sigh and looked down an Y/N, “Dean gave me the idea actually.”

Y/N’s eyes opened wide and she stopped writing, “so you told his brother before you told your husband?”

“No,” Ana protested, “I tried telling my husband 3 times. But he took out the test with the trash, he drank the coffee I brought him without as much as looking at the cup, he just grabbed all the clothes I put out for him and threw it in his bag last week and I doubt he ever found the jumper cause came home after only one night away rather than three. Which is good because I wanted to be there when he realized so that night was hell.”

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DATING KIM NAMJOON (rap monster) WOULD INCLUDE:
  • Converse.
  • Matching chokers.
  • Taking very aesthetically pleasing pictures.
  • You sitting on his lap as he works.
  • Late nights in the studio.
  • Learning new languages together.
  • Recommending songs to each other.
  • Recommending books to each other.
  • Him wanting you to sing on one of his songs.
  • Lots of PDA.
  • You taking his clothes.
  • OOTD.
  • shopping dates.
  • Him kissing you all over.
  • Cuddling. To much of it.
  • Him laying his head on your stomach while taking naps.
  • Him picking you up and throwing  you over his shoulder.
  • Watching movies all night long.
  • Netflix and chill. ;)
  • “Stop staring at me Namjoon!”
  • “Sorry, your just so damn sexy.”
  • Him spoiling you.
  • Dirty comments.
  • Him talking about the future.
  • Late night calls.
  • Stripping for him on facetime.
  • Kissing his beautiful plump lips.
  • Him always wanting to have you in his arms.
  • Looking up at him.
  • You taking off his glasses to kiss him all over.
  • Him holding your hand tightly.
  • Flowers.
  • “Babygirl.”
  • Rap battles.
  • Him freestyling about you to make you smile.
  • Quoting Korean dramas to make you laugh.
  • Selcas. To many to count.
  • #Kimcoupledaily.
  • “Daddy.”
  • Fixing hat he breaks.
  • Singing horribly loud in the car.
  • Tickle fights that lead to sex.
  • Rough sex.
  • Him teasing you in public.
  • Him bragging about how great you are.
  • Dancing around your apartment.
  • His english.
  • “I want to make you Mrs. Kim.”
  • Over all head over heals in love with you. He would put his all in the relationship and would do anything if not everything for you.

Enjoy my pretties :))

-Mari.

feminist!Evie gives me so much life.


I love picturing her calling Steve out on all of his bullshit comments. 

Steve: “I just think a man should come home to a warm dinner and a good fuck, that’s all.”

Evie: “Lemme guess, you also want someone else to pick out your clothes for ya?”

Steve: “I wouldn’t mind it.”

Evie: *Laughs* “Well, if ya talk to me like that again, it’ll be a funeral director picking ‘em out.”


And Ponyboy would make the mistake of saying something about “nice girls” compared to “trashy girls” once- and only once- in front of Evie and she would school the hell out of him. She’d look him dead in the eye and ask which she was and call him out on being a liar when he stumbled over his words and said “uh… no I mean, I didn’t mean all girls who dress like you are trashy. You’re cool.” And Steve and Soda would just sit down even though they were on their way out the door because they knew she was about to go off.


She and Dallas would get into so many arguments about how he treats women. And he’d never admit it but there were times when even he had to admit she made good points- but then he’d be so pissed off about being wrong that he would say something even worse.


Oh God and Two-bit. She’d catch him pulling up a girls skirt once and storm over to him, slap him and lecture him about how she doesn’t care about whatever dumbass comments he thinks are funny enough to make, but if she ever catches him touching a girl without her permission or just to get a reaction out of her again she’ll kick his ass- and he laughs but backs off because he knows she probably could.


And Steve would call Sandy a slut after she left and even though Evie didn’t like Sandy and liked her even less after she cheated on Soda and broke his heart, she’d spend the next hour lecturing him on how he’s openly admitted that he’s cheated on every girl he’s been with except her but nobody calls him a slut because there’s a double standard. Evie lecturing Steve on slut shaming is my aesthetic. 


Evie lecturing any of the boys on anything is my aesthetic TBQH

Can’t Stand It - Jack Maynard Imagine

Requested: “Hi hi hi! Can you do a Jack Maynard imagine where you go to a music festival with him and the boys and you and jack are being all cute (but aren’t dating, but like each other?) and he sees some guy flirting with you and gets all jealous  you’re such a great writer! :)”

“We are going to make it to Marian Hill right?” You asked, checking the time on your phone as you walked towards the main stage. “I mean she’s basically the only reason I’m here.”

“What?” Jack gasped. “I thought you were here for me?” He pretended to be hurt by your comment.

You looked at him. “Does your singing make me feel like a beautiful seductress?” You asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Well I’d like to think so!” Jack laughed and launched into a purposefully terrible rendition of the Pokemon theme song. People around you were staring but you just laughed at him.

“Jack, please stop before someone escorts us out of here.” He kept singing though, so you reached out to cover his mouth with your hand. He grabbed your wrists to stop you and gave you a cheeky grin while singing. You struggled against him for a bit before giving in and hearing out the rest of the verse, laughing at him the whole time.

“Well? Are you seduced?” Jack asked when he finally finished singing.

“What?! That’s not even what I meant-”

“Are you seduced?” Jack cut in and you knew he didn’t care.

“Yes, definitely,” You smiled at him and he looked proud. “Now let’s get going before we miss the whole set!” You said and walked off ahead of the group.

“Mate, when are you finally going to seal the deal with her?” Oli asked Jack once you were out of earshot.

“What do you mean?” Jack asked.

“We all saw the flirting Jack! I don’t think it could be anymore obvious that you two like each other.”

Jack didn’t say anything, but his cheeks went a little pink which was enough of a confirmation on its own.

“Just go for it!” Oli nearly shouted, not understanding why his usually confident friend was so nervous.

“I don’t know mate,” Jack replied. “We’ll see.”

As it turned out, you and the boys made it to the stage just before Marian Hill came on. You found decent spots near the front by wriggling through a few tight spaces, and there was no question you were pressed tightly to the people on all four sides.

The guy behind you struck up a conversation with you, asking if you’d seen Marian Hill before and you answered as best you could over the noise. A few questions later and his hands had found your hips as you danced to the music, your bodies pressing closer together. You decided to go with it; the guy was cute enough and you were certainly single.

Oli spotted you first and tapped Jack on the shoulder. Jack looked at him and Oli simply nodded in your direction. Jack followed his line of sight to see you dancing with another guy.

Seeing you pressed up against someone else made his heart race and he began to envision a future for you that didn’t include him. Before he even knew what he was doing, Jack pushed past Oli and through the crowd towards you. He gave the guy one look and it was enough to convey an entire world of meaning.

You didn’t see Jack making his way over so you were surprised when the guy you were dancing with suddenly backed off. You turned to see Jack with a look on his face that you’d never seen before. As if you weren’t already surprised, he quickly filled the spot that the guy had left, pressing his body to yours. You and Jack had always been flirty, and if you were honest, you definitely had a crush on him, but you never thought anything would come from it.

“What was that all about?” You asked him, and he knew exactly what you were referring to.

Instead of trying to yell over the music, Jack leaned down and you turned your head to the side so his mouth was right next to your ear.

“I couldn’t stand to see you with anyone but me, I hope you feel the same.”

You turned your head back towards him, so your faces were only centimeters apart. You paused for a second, cherishing the moment, before closing the gap. When your lips touched, everything else disappeared and you let the music take over.

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Request: Can you do an imagine where I am Lily’s twin sister and James is in love with me instead? Lily doesn’t like James so its ok. I’m a Marauder so I never hated him. In fact, I always fancied him. We ended up together though xx


Y/N loved being a Marauder. She loved pranking, she loved sneaking out and she loved having such great friends; most of all, she loved James Potter. You see luckily for her, James Potter loved her too but they were both too oblivious to see each other’s over whelming adoration for one another.

It drove the others mad.

Sirius mocked James daily,

“Oh Y/N you’re so beautiful, your hair is so pretty I love youuuuuu” Sirius would yell mockingly, parading around their dorm room. Remus would laugh and make sarcastic comments while Peter created up little poems.

“Guys, you’re not funny” James sighed, “what do I do to make her like me?”

“She’s been madly in love with for that past 6 years mate” Remus shook his head at the boys,

“Ridiculous” James rolled his eyes. The door crashed open and there stood Y/N. 

“Hey guys!” She grinned,

“Hello” Peter said, James ran a hand through his hair,

“What’s up Y/N?” Sirius grinned,

“You guys coming down to Transfiguration now, breakfast is finished”

“Do we have to?” Remus groaned, “I wanna read here”

“C’mon” Peter hauled him up and James grabbed his wand. Sirius stood next to Y/N.


The five entered McGonagall’s lesson as the bell clanged. She decided to reassign partners for the nest half a year.

“Potter and Evans, Y/N Evans” James grinned at Y/N. They sat in their seats and began chatting about literally nothing.

“Hey, Y/N the boys are telling me you like me?” James paused as he saw Y/N’s face glowing red, “You do?”

“Oh Merlin this is embarrassing” She put her head in her hands,

“No, no don’t be sad! I like you too” He said, too loudly and the entire class looked at him.

“I’m in love with you Y/N Evans, will you be my girlfriend?” He announced, standing on the chair. Professor McGonagall watched with a smile on her face.

“Yes!” Y/N grinned, hugging him,,

“That was beautiful, but uh “Black with Lupin” McGonagall laughed,

Drew a neko Jack because of his cuteness! I watch his videos almost all day. My mother walks into the room and sees me and says,
“Stop watching that, go do something productive with your life.”
And I respond “but mom, how can I say no to this! I have an addiction to his adorableness!

Also I just wanted to personally thank all the nice people who liked my other Jack drawing. I wanted everyone to know how happy I felt and thankful and honored.
To Jack, I really want you to know that every video, comment, photo you have every posted makes me happy. I’m so lucky to have found your videos when I’ve most needed them. I can tell you, from all the laughs you’ve been me have saved me in the lowest parts of my life. From the bottom of my heart, thank you thank you!
Thanks for reading, high fives all around! I’ll see you in the next drawing!

LIKE A BOSS!!!!! @therealjacksepticeye

RAMBLINGS OF A LITTLE

Yes I am a little, but I am also a woman who is strong and independent! I am a broken little girl always needing and wanting to be accepted and desired. I am a woman who has known great heartache but knows how to survive. The little in me longs to be held and craves to be loved always feeling inadequate. The woman in me understands that life is not easy, but the little in me, more often than not ends up feeling lonely, abandoned, and confused. There are people who may not understand what it is like to be me, so they laugh or make rude comments Although I am a woman it is a constant battle within myself because the little in me simply want to retreat. To run and hide from all the ugliness in the world. There is only one world I want to be in , a world where I am safe and shielded and protected and then after resting in your embrace i can get back on my feet and go out into the world again as a strong and secure woman, who is capable of doing great and mighty things. It is in my nature to survive. But at the end of the day I simply want a place to call home and to safely collapse in your arms without a care in the world because i know that with you I can cry and laugh and just simply be silly little me.

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Andrea “Andy” Ryder - you can’t keep me from dying my hair, dad, I’m an adult - what even is all this - bad vid shows and takeout on the couch - irony - lame jokes - why isn’t anyone laughing - dad wanted two sons - really trying - make a comment about her nose at the peril of your own - armor or comfy clothes - why can’t we all get along - who put this kid in charge

anonymous asked:

What do you like about writing fanfic?

Holy crap what DON’T I like about it?! A creative outlet with other people who know and love the same characters I do, where we can meet and talk and read and squeal over each other’s stuff! Where it can be whenever I want, with whoever I want, doing whatever I want? I mean what’s better than that?! Imagining new bits of known tales or going completely off the beaten path and putting fricking Harry Potter in space, because that’s what you fricking imagined. The power is yours, and you have the right to write!

Seriously though I’ve read stuff that makes me laugh, makes me cry, makes me feel all loved up and happy… there are some HELLA talented writers out there, I can’t believe some of them aren’t published as authors with fans writing fanfiction of their stuff… and all of this is free. A kudos and a comment and that’s it. I love the people fanfiction has introduced me to.

In short, I basically love everything about writing fanfiction. Sure, sometimes there’s writer’s block and holy-crap-I-can’t-finish-this-ness… but most of the times it’s lovely, and the company is great. :)

Thanks for asking, Anon-person. <3

BTS Reaction to a Girl Talking Shit About You Dating Them

J-Hope/Hoseok

“I don’t get why Hoseok’s dating you!” the girl shouted to you as you tried to make your way past the group of fans outside the airport. With the guys behind you, you were forced to get verbally attacked by yourself. “You’re not even pretty!” You held back your tears, not wanting to look like you were bothered by the comments even though you were.

“He’s be better off with me!” she said, causing her friends and a couple of other fans around her to laugh.

“Is that so?” someone said to her. You turned your head and saw she was speechless as she looked right at Hoseok. You widened your eyes and wiped away your teary eyes. You didn’t feel like talking to him right after all those things were said about you so you just tried to make a run for it. However, he caught up to you since he was a bit faster than you.

As he grabbed your hand, he looked back the fans and said, “Please don’t say things like this to the girl I love. It not only hurts her but it also hurts me.” You smiled and Hoseok pulled you away from the girls; you still smiling.

~~~~~

Rap Monster/Namjoon

You were going through your twitter mentions when the same username kept coming up. You sighed but as you read the hateful things that she was saying about your relationship with Namjoon, it hurt and even though you promised not to cry, your started to tear up.

“Hey,” you heard his voice say beside you. “Why are you crying?” You quickly hid your phone, not letting Namjoon see the tweets.

“Y/N… Let me see the phone.”

You shook you head, making him worry a bit more.

“Please.”

Sighing once again, you handed him the phone. You watched as his eyes scanned the screen. Looking up from the screen, he looked angry but also sad. “That’s why you were crying?” You only nodded. “Don’t cry over this, jagiya. It’s not worth it.”

“But-”

“But nothing,” he interrupted you by wrapping his arms around you. “I love you, and that’s all that matters.”

~~~~~

Suga/Yoongi

“God you’re ugly.” a girl wearing a BTS shirt said to you. You looked at her with disbelief.

“Excuse me?” you said.

She rolled her eyes. “You’re too ugly to be with Suga.” You laughed.

“Why would you say something like?”

“I’m just pointing out the obvious,” she replied to you. “You. Are. Ugly.” You felt more anger than hurt. Before you had a chance to argue with her, someone came behind you and placed their hand on your shoulder. Judging by the girl’s reaction, it was Yoongi. You smirked to yourself.

“Did you just call Y/N ugly?” he asked. The girl of course said silent. Yoongi looked at you and back to the girl, making a confused face *gif*. “Where’s the ugliness?” You laughed. The girl just stayed silent as she walked away.

You turned to look at Yoongi and smiled. “Thanks.”

~~~~~

Jin

You looked at your phone in tears. You couldn’t get over what that girl said to you, did to you. Making everyone gang up on you, even the people who even liked you started to hate you. Saying you were unattractive and undeserving of Jin. You actually started to believing.

In the middle of your break down, you heard the door open. You looked up from your phone and saw Jungkook standing at the door. “Noona… Are you okay?” You, not wanted to make anyone worry, just nodded your head but you didn’t do a very good job at hiding your tears. “Hold on, I’ll go get Jin.” You were going to protest but before you had the chance to speak, Jungkook already bolted out the room to go and find Jin. You shut your eyes and bawled.

“Jagiya…” a whispered was heard and you opened your eyes. You were face to face with Jin, who looked extremely shocked. “What’s wrong?”

“They… They said I don’t deserve you because I’m ugly and I’m starting to think they’re right.”

Jin didn’t like what he was hearing. With no thought, he wrapped his arms around you and helped you calm down. “Don’t listen to them. They’re just jealous that you’re so gorgeous.” He grabbed your cheeks in his hands and pecked your lips.

~~~~~

Jimin

*When Jimin found out about the girls who kept saying rude things about you and your relationship, he felt hurt; probably just as hurt as you felt. He would try and help you forget about all the things said.*

~~~~~

V/Taehyung

You walk into the room where Taehyung was sitting on the couch, looking at his phone. I smile and plopped down beside him as you asked what he was looking at. When you noticed he wasn’t laughing and that he was really serious, you too became serious. “Taehyung, what are you looking at? Why do you look so angry?”

“They say really rude things about you, huh?” he replied. You heart felt like it dropped down to your stomach. You knew he was talking about the hate towards you. Mostly about your relationship with him.

You shrugged. “I guess.”

You watched as he placed his phone down. He put his arm over your shoulders and pulled you closer to him. “Don’t pay attention to them. Only my opinion matters and I think you’re amazing.”

~~~~~

Jungkook

“Could you just please leave me alone?” you asked the girls who kept following you and throwing hurtful comments at you. They only replied with a laugh. They were getting really annoying, saying things like: “Wonder why Jungkook likes you?” and “You’re not even pretty.”

You were actually on your way to see him but you didn’t want to go with them in the back of you. “Just leave!” you shouted, getting impatient.

“Oh,” one of the girls said. “You shouldn’t shout; it’s rude.” And they laughed. You were about to rage at them until you heard someone shout your name behind you. You turned around and saw Jungkook, who looked pretty confused.

“Are these your friends?” he asked.

You narrowed your eyes. “No.”

“Jungkook!” the girls shouted as they surrounded them. He smiled a bit and you rolled your eyes.

The girl who looked like the leader of the group whispered to Jungkook, “You should leave Y/N and come to me.” The girls laughed but Jungkook’s friendly expression changed.

“What did you just say?” he asked. The girls widened their eyes. Jungkook looked angry and he put his arm around your waist. “Don’t say stuff like that; it pisses me off.” And with that, you two walked away, leaving the almost crying girls behind you.

~~~~~

Sorry it took so long! :( But I hope you like it!

~Dakota

**Gifs are not mine**

I find it hilarious how ten or so minutes after I reblog a nasty post from a Larrie (either adding my own comment or reblogging for a comment already made), I get pressed anons in my inbox calling me all sorts of degrading names as well as slut-shaming and harassing me with lies and insults.

For the stalker Larries who apparently keep tabs on me, I want you to know that your misogyny and utter idiocy is showing. And also that no amount of unnecessary attacks at me is going to make Larry real. But, by a means, keep it up if you’d like. You lot give me and countless others a hell of a laugh.