all wave

So I think Peebee would definitely come up with a revenge for the marriage song prank. 

I imagine she tells Jaal that “Embrace eternity” is a polite and friendly asari greeting and he eagerly proceeds shout that to every asari he meets on the Nexus, then interprets the confused/indignant expressions on their faces as a sign he’s pronouncing it incorrectly, so he repeats it louder and slower, “EM-BRACE EEE-TER-NI-TEEE!”, all the while waving enthusiastically. 

Thankfully, Cora figures out what’s going on just before Jaal runs into a squad of asari commandos and tells him he’s been had, thus avoiding eruption of armed conflict by a hair’s breadth. 

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.