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College Things

- The guy in front of you in class is shopping for a charcoal grill on ebay. why. sir. we have a test next week. 

- Squirrels just….have no fear. None. Only on college campuses though. Are they okay? 

- Finding condoms, packaged and not, in various places. 9 times out of 10, if there’s something inside, it’s not what the condom is supposed to have inside of it. 

- Water balloon condoms. See above. 

- That one guy who wears the same hat every day and you see him every day and you don’t understand why he’s so attached to this hat what is he hiding 

- *single flake of snow appears* “Maybe campus will shut down tomorrow.”

- Campus doesn’t shut down. There’s three feet of snow and the wind chill is below zero. 

- That one corner of the library basement that no one goes to. It smells old and there’s probably a ghost there. 

- When you’re a pedestrian, you hate the cyclists. When you’re on a bicycle, you want nothing more than to run every single person over. 

- You see someone violently acting out a music video with their headphones in. You leave them alone because you were doing the same thing thirty minutes ago.  You hope it goes well for them. 

- Theater majors. Just…theater majors. 

- do the science kids???? ever leave the science buildings???? where do they sleep? 

- There’s a dog. It’s surrounded in seconds by over-caffeinated, under-hydrated students who haven’t slept in three days. 

- you find articles of clothing in really weird places and just. stop caring. glove in a tree? Cool man. Sock on the street? Hope no one needed that. Pants on the stairs of the dorm? Use a condom bro. 

- The dorm lobby television only ever plays sports, news, or The Food Network. No one is ever actually watching what’s on. 

- how are the art students even alive 

- that one professor that EVERYONE on campus knows, even if they have a completely different major than what they teach. 

- there’s a class. you know you had it. you know you have a grade for it. you can’t remember a single second of your time in it. 

- Where did that cat come from? No one knows. It’s always been there. You can’t pet it. Only stare from afar. 

- what is tipping? how does it work? idk tip the pizza guy five bucks for the ten dollar pizza. he looks tired. he’s dying on the inside. he saw a guy naked tonight. 

- Inevitable “pinned condom on the bulletin board goes missing” gag

- Your whiteboard markers are missing again. You put them out yesterday. 

- someone stole an entire skeleton from the science buildings. it got returned a week later without the skull. 

- Vocalist majors. Almost as bad as the theater majors. At least the theater kids don’t sing during breakfast. 

- there’s a piano in the student lounge. no one can play anything but Chopsticks and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. 

- your garbage is four feet tall and has been there for two weeks. you add more to the top. you took the recycling out yesterday.

just another arya and dany parallel:

both are thrown into environments where they don’t speak the language. dany joins the dothraki where she is lost and alone. she cannot even speak to her new husband. but she has irri, a girl her own age, to teach her to speak their tongue. this helps her grow more confident among her new people. 

arya arrives in braavos and is instantly scared by the prospect of being friendless and unable to communicate in a foreign city. the waif becomes arya’s language teacher and *appears* to be of age with her. arya perfects her braavosi by living among the people while also learning several more tongues. 

Incomplete Theory - Upcoming Robron Storyline (Insomnia Edition)

So. I’ve been holding back on this thought. I’m writing it down now because it’s interrupting my writing for my own novel. 

Ignoring any new spoilers, I may have missed today. Here is an idea of what might happen in this Robron storyline. 

 Robert will make sure he is ok and get him back on a better track. Tell him what happened. Then pull away because he thinks Aaron deserves a better love than him. 

For Robert, he will just accept being alone and will be the worst version of himself. He won’t consider himself worthy of Aarons love (broke my heart to write that sentence by the way). I believe we haven’t seen Robert pull away from Aaron because he thinks Aaron could do better. 

Maybe that leads to a mental breakdown and Aaron will have to take care of him. I don’t believe that we have seen that yet. It could lead Aaron to fight for Robert. That is if Aaron can get his head back in working order to do so. Work on his issues too. 

See? This theory is so incomplete and hazy. It just keeps rolling around my head. 

One thing I do know? They both get back together aka better or worse/messed up forever and face anything thrown at them. Whether it be a baby, bunny boiler or the issue of consent (I would LOVE that to be discussed on a soap. It’s important we all talk about that).  

Regardless of what happens, we are getting messed up forever. Soulmates people. They are soulmates. That’s all I need to know now. Messed up forever soulmates. 

Originally posted by giphy

(Current picture of the fandom. We are bleeding but still holding on. Positive it will be ok.) 

anonymous asked:

Them: "Sleep is for the weak!" Me, counting minutes until I can take another dose of sleeping pills: "Please, please let me be weak." Sympathy high five from fellow insomniac. Hope you get some sleep and out of the hospital soon. Feel better!

thanks friend and i’m sorry you’re dealing with the same thing. i’ve had maybe 6? hours of sleep total since wednesday. i can hardly
function and talking is hard and i can barely eat or hold my phone, even.

so yeah people who romanticise this can fuck off ive literally never wanted to sleep more in my LIFE. but i can’t! it’s not quirky or cute it’s horrible and i feel like i’m dying, all the time lol

also, i’m out of the hospital. same diagnosis as yesterday. i’m severely deficient in somethig critical to heart health and need to boost it up if i want to get better– funny thing is, the doc asked me how long i’ve been deficient, and i told him at least four months but the previous doctors never told me to do anything about it. this could have been fucking avoided. if i was at risk of dying, i’d deadass sue them for negligence. luckily i’ve had 3 blood tests and 2 ECG’s in the past two days and all my results are normal, except for that severe deficiency. so that’s good.

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