all tim

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: as much as I love that the Batfamily has been connecting and bonding lately, I also HATE IT WITH A PASSION because ALL TIM DRAKE EVER WANTED WAS TO BE A MEMBER OF THAT FAMILY. LIKE, SO FUCKING MUCH. HE FOLLOWED THEM AROUND WHEN HE WAS A SMOL BECAUSE HIS BIO FAMILY WAS NEGLECTFUL AND HE JUST!! WANTED!! A FAMILY!! AND NOW THAT THEY'RE FINALLY TRYING TO ACT LIKE ONE AGAIN, DC KILLED OFF TIM DRAKE SO WE CAN'T EVEN SEE THE WARPED ECHO VERSION OF HIM GET WHAT HE WANTED?? FFFFUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUU.

anonymous asked:

I absolutely love your writing! And was wondering if you could make a headcanon about the batboys s/o being androgynous primarily through fashion.

Dick

  • I don’t think he would really mind
  • would like to see you in a dress every once in a while if he can make you, but won’t push too hard for it
  • respects your decisions and goes shopping with you all the time

Jason

  • wouldn’t give a flying fuck
  • would find it really attractive actually
  • lends you his jacket all the time

Tim

  • doesn’t really care
  • lends you his shirts 24/7 tbh
  • likes how comfortable you are wearing whatever you want

Damian

  • like Jason, doesn’t give a shit
  • probably finds you a hell of a lot cuter because you’re different from others
  • is also like Dick though, if you wear a dress every once in a while it KILLS him

Duke

  • same as Tim really, doesn’t care
  • it wouldn’t change how he feels about you
  • just loves that your happy
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Reasons to be happy today:

  • Damian has a habit of bugging rooms when he thinks he’s missing information. The rest of the family is very well-trained, so the hardware gets spotted almost immediately. Most of them return the bugs so Damian knows they found them, but Stephanie and Tim have taken to staging elaborate conversations underneath them instead.
  • “Tim listen I’m kinda worried about this audio file I found in Bruce’s database” “okay let’s hear it” “but it’s kind of shady and I think it’s about you” “wow that’s really weird but …play it I guess” [full volume rick roll] [Damian yanks out his earbuds in disgust] [loud laughter from across the room]
  • Additional tactics: slow burn jokes with the punchline fifteen minutes in, completely fictional information regarding narcotic deals on the elementary school campus (resulting in photographs of Damian camped out inside a tunnel slide), false accounts of criminal activity at the local pizzeria with the follow up text “hey since you’re there can you pick up our order?”
  • I assume that Duke has to do a bunch of background reading on all the cases Bruce has worked over the years, but really– considering Bruce’s canonical history, some of those are gonna be pretty wild, to the point where Duke probably wouldn’t be able to tell if one of the other kids slipped in a few fake ones.
  • Am I saying that Duke thinks Bruce spent four months infiltrating a Chuck E. Cheese back in ‘09? Yes. The file said it was a front for weapons trafficking. It’s not like it’s any weirder than the rest of it.

Headcanon that Tim is actually an angry drunk. He crashes into the manor on his 21st birthday at midnight bellowing, “Where isss he? Imma fight ‘im. Imma fight you, Ba'man. Broose. Broose! Get down here! Imma SLAP you. Yeah.”
And Bruce is holding back laughter and makes some coffee for him to sober up. But when he turns around to hand it to Tim, Tim whacks him right on the nose.
“Put 'em uppp… Imma fight you.”
“I never knew you were so violently inclined, Timothy.”
“Lessss chat more sssslap. Stop moving so I can hit you.”
“I’m not moving.”
“Whoa. I think somefing isss happening wif my eyesss.”
“You’re drunk.”
“Das not it.”
“Yes, it is.”
“Nope! Isss somefing different. Come here.”
“Why?”
“We’re gunna FIGHT.”

6

Over excited monkey auditions for Project Runway. 

The Outsiders as real quotes from people I go to school with...
  • Ponyboy: "when I stepped out, into the cold wind, from the odd warmth of the school... I had only two things in my mind. A jacket and a ride home."
  • Johnny: "please... don't... talk to me... ever..."
  • Dallas: "I'm not a tease, I'm a natural, sexual, flirt."
  • Two-bit: "after four years of this hell hole I finally know enough al-gee-braah to hit the poles."
  • Steve: "if you think I won't eat all five of these candy bars before lunch you're wrong."
  • Sodapop: "Fuck this," *slams school computer shut* "I'm pretty."
  • Darry: "I've been teaching for more than ten years and I'm pretty sure this is the weirdest request I've gotten."
  • Tim: "it's supposed to smell like smoke, not Cotten candy."
  • Angela: "if anyone ask, those aren't my nudes."
  • Curly: "no one gives a shit, the janitor caught me smoking weed in the bathroom, she just sprayed some Febreeze and walked out."
  • Cherry: "Yes, I'm a real ginger. Yes, I do steal souls." *points at freckle* "this one is yours."
  • Marcia: "I'm not a lesbian I just really like your boobs."
  • Bob: "That's my pube, give it back!"
  • Randy: "he might smell bad but he's pretty cool."