all they do is sit there and ruin my life

2

Robert Small ~ aka Bad Dad/Knife Dad

(All info is culled directly from in-game references; gif was made by me - if you want to use it in something else, please ask &/or give me credit.  Thanks so much!  <3)

~ Background Canon ~

  • Seems to have little/no respect for people who sleep around and/or put sex before other, more important things
  • Was (possibly) in the Army
  • Has a Boston Terrier named Betsy (likes to pretend she’s a pit bull)
  • Likes to tell elaborate (and sometimes graphic) stories. (Are they true? No one but Robert knows.)
  • Knows how to fake people out (i.e. good poker face?)
  • Sends texts/messages like a teenager
  • Believes hitting a child would be despicable
  • Insists on watching movie credits to the VERY end
  • Has a daughter named Val who lives in Brooklyn; she works for some ‘news media online magazine thing’ and makes a lot of money doing it.
  • He’s unsure of Val’s age, but thinks it’s maybe 25 or 26
  • He refers to Brooklyn as ‘home’ (…so what does that make Maple Bay?)
  • Carries a fully-stocked first aid kit in his truck
  • Has an unconventional sense of humor
  • Has a tendency to say exactly what he means…and then pretend like he didn’t mean it
  • Not the most talkative of people, generally speaking
  • Thinks River has an ‘old soul’
  • His wife’s name was Marilyn; she died in an ‘accident’.
  • He has a ‘long, wicked scar across his pecs’ (supposedly from a bike accident with Val)
  • Has a tattoo on his left hand, shaped a little like a compass rose
  • The mention of cannibalism reminded him of the last time he went skiing. (Just another ‘story’?)
  • Claims his leather jacket has been in his family a long time, and that it’s ‘cursed’
  • Seems to have done a lot of thinking about killing someone.  “It’s not just their life, you know.  It’s their hopes and dreams draining away.  Every memory and experience they’ve ever had…gone.”
  • This guy may not look it, but he’s smart!  Knows who Hemingway is, has heard of capybaras, is a classic film buff, knows random Bible verses by heart…
  • Robert’s hands are calloused and covered in little white scars.
  • Got stabbed in Louisiana…or was it Kentucky…?
  • Isn’t a ‘sore loser’
  • Drives a VERY old red pickup truck.
  • House is filled with sleek, modern appliances; a big flat-screen TV; and shelves upon shelves of DVDs

~ Likes/Dislikes Canon ~

  • Has at least a mild interest in sports of some kind and a preferred team that he roots for
  • Likes Paranormal Ice Road Truckers, but isn’t a fan of TV in general
  • Likes war documentaries
  • Doesn’t like small talk
  • Doesn’t like being called Rob (…or Bobert) - ‘buddy’ seems to be okay?
  • Likes to go camping (but hasn’t been after what happened last time)
  • Digs old movies from the 30′s and 40s
  • Takes the creation of movies VERY seriously
  • Likes Tom Waits and Santana
  • Likes to whittle and is pretty good at it
  • Smokes like a chimney (if all the ashtrays in his house are any indication.)
  • Enjoys the Criterion Collection

~ Food/Drink Canon ~

  • Likes whiskey… A LOT - especially shots
  • When it comes to alcohol, rarely takes ‘no’ for an answer
  • Likes white zinfandel because it’s delicious, fruity, and refreshing
  • LOVES pineapple on his pizza
  • Enjoys bar-hopping
  • Thinks Jim and Kim’s is the best bar in town
  • Occasionally hangs out at The Coffee Spoon

~ Sex/Romance Canon ~

  • Talks dirty…very dirty
  • Enjoys leaving hickeys…lots of them
  • Rough enough in bed to leave a person feeling sore and ‘creaky’ afterwards
  • Enjoys biting
  • When his lover says ‘no’ or ‘stop’ he takes it seriously
  • Recognizes that he’s an emotional wreck/emotionally unavailable…and is honest about it

~ Memorable Quotes ~ 

  • “The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything, but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”
  • “Too many people think that they have to fill the dead air with noise.  Personally I think they’re afraid of the silence.  Or they’re afraid of what the other person is gonna think of the silence…learn to be comfortable with silence.”
  • “I respect your opinion.  And I will fight with my life for your right to say it.  But where’s your sense of adventure? Where’s your sense of taste?  Why won’t you love yourself?”
  • “The juciness of the pineapple paired with the tanginess of the sauce is a flavor combination that everyone should experience at least once, if not a thousand times more. Pineapple on pizza is one of the few things in life that I genuinely and thoroughly enjoy.  Please.  Please just do this for me.  No - do this for yourself.”
  • “That popcorn-ass drivel the mass media is shoving down your throat will only make you dumber and sadder.  You of all people should strive for a higher standard in the art you consume.”
  • “Are you kidding me? I would never hit a child.  That would be despicable.”
  • “This is my Thinking Bench.  I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding per day.  Filling quotas…A lot of people underestimate the senses of a man who broods.”
  • “I’m so many levels of irony deep that I’ve forgotten what humor is.”
  • “I was so busy chasing after all of these things that I thought would make me happy that I didn’t think about anyone else.  All I cared about was myself.”
  • “Maybe I’m just built like this.  Or maybe I do it to myself.  Maybe it’s my own choice I’m as unhappy as I am.”
  • “I’m working on my relationship with existence.”
  • “Long live the king, baby.”
  • “I spent my whole life only taking, and taking, and taking.  And now here I am, an old, broken man sitting on top of a pile of everything I’ve ever taken.  Alone.”
  • “I spent so much time chasing after things I thought were gonna make me happy that I ruined my only real chance at happiness.”
  • “You know, every day for me is a battle against my own self-destructive habits.”

anna-is-not-a-banana  asked:

Hello, Robin. Please help! I want to be a video editor, but my parents aren't on board : editors sit at computers all day and ruin their eye sight, the work amount is very unstable, it's boring and tedious, etc. What do you have to say about these remarks, as a real life video editor? Thank you for your time! Anna.

Well, I think we have to accept the fact that.. your parents.. might just be.. a little bit dumb :(

Most, and more and more, types of work these days require the use of computers daily. So that’s a stupid argument already.

Next, I’ve sat at the computer pretty much every day for the past 15 years of my life, and I still have no problems with my eyesight. There are farmers with glasses too, tell them that.

Third, work amount is only gonna go up. With more and more platforms producing their own videos, anything from Youtube to Netflix to smaller studios and pop-ups like Seeso, to whatever else. And more and more platforms supporting, and focusing on video, ie. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat(?). Editing isn’t gonna go away anytime soon. Futureproof.

Number D.. Boring and tedious? Is that for them to decide what is boring and tedious? I think sports are boring and tedious, does that mean no one is allowed to play sports? As far as I know, that’s an opinion, not a fact.

Something like that? :P

Hamilton Characters as things said by me and my friends
  • <p> <b>Alexander Hamilton:</b> *staring intensely at an essay* *whispers* I spelt Shakespeare wrong.... shit<p/><b>John Laurens:</b> *in the middle of PE* I'm a fucKING HOMOSEXUAL!!!1!!1!1!<p/><b>Lafayette:</b> j'aime beaucoup le poules!!!!!<p/><b>Hercules Mulligan:</b> *slams hand on table* spILL THE TEA<p/><b>Aaron Burr:</b> one time I had a girlfriend for a whole day<p/><b>Thomas Jefferson:</b> on a scale of 1 to sin how much sin do I sin?<p/><b>James Maddison:</b> no I really think its best for me to sit this one out... I'm ill<p/><b>George Washington:</b> I wish you were all dead but here I am... the mum friend<p/><b>King George:</b> To be honest this whole year can just go die for all I care<p/><b>Angelica Schuyler:</b> feMINISM<p/><b>Elizabeth Schuyler:</b> I may seem smol but I'm actually even smoller than that<p/><b>Peggy Schuyler:</b> *opens door* and this is the liquor cabinet<p/><b>Maria Reynolds:</b> one time I broke the law *stares of into the distance* ... littering<p/></p>
12 Dumb Anti Su Critical Arguments (Part 1)

You know what’s been annoying about the SU Fanbase lately? The whole SU Critical vs SU Stans discourse that’s been going on lately. Which side am I on? Well if you’ve been following my blog you would know that I’m on the SU Critical side. Yes, sometimes Su Critical can be nitpicky, they can be rude too, and I don’t agree with everything they say. I’m still on their side though because people are allowed to critique things, critiques can help artists, and the show is not as good as it use to be. I feel like I’m always the one to stand up for criticism so I’m going to do that again. Here are 12 dumb arguments (in no particular order) that are almost always said to SU critical people. If you think I’m using a straw man here, I’m not. Su critical people can attest that yes, people really do make these arguments. If any of you receive these arguments, just link the Stan to this article. I’ll admit that I might get a little mean, but I believe it’s justified. These arguments are dumb and even a little toxic. 

12. Stay out of the Tags!!!: 

Originally posted by geekylaugifs

This one starts off the list because it isn’t an argument; it’s just an annoying statement. Why should we? Our post is related to the show just the same as yours. Is it because you’re a crybaby that can’t handle somebody having a somewhat negative opinion on the show? How will you react if you have a friend that doesn’t like a film as much as you do? Are you going to bitch at them too? People are allowed to have a different opinion than yours. Saying people can’t critique a show because you like it is so conceited. The thing is, SU Critical people do stay out of the tags. They only tag their stuff as SU Critical and I noticed that they’ve been calling the show by different names like Steven University or Stephen Galaxy. I use to think they did this to be funny, but I recently realized that they do this so they can stay out of regular SU tags (Tumblr puts something in the tags if the word is mentioned in the post, even if you didn’t tag it as such). Anti Su Critcal people aren’t as cordial, they post so much SU Critical hate in the SU Critical tags. 

11. Personally Insulting the Critics:

Originally posted by sapphirerose818

This is a fallacy called Ad Hominen. It’s a fallacy because it’s not a real argument; it’s just petty. You could tell an SU Critic that they have no life, so they decide to get a full time job, a loving spouse, and 2 kids. They do all that stuff, but Steven Universe will still be flawed. Their argument still stands. 

10. Just Sit Back and Enjoy It: 

Originally posted by sapphirerose818

This argument is used so much, not just against su critical, but film analysis people in general. People, stories are complex, especially in a visual medium. Some people like looking deeper into the complexities because those are interesting. Analyzing it is enjoyable to us, so we’re not trying to ruin your fun, but you sure as hell are ruining my fun.  As for criticism, the quality of art is felt first and thought of second. Analyzing a quality of a story is analyzing our reactions to a story. When we find a film boring, we think about what the film did (or didn’t) do in order to bore us. If we find a film exciting we think about why the film excited us. So really, we can’t just sit back and enjoy a story, when we didn’t enjoy the story.  There seems to be this misconception that film analysis people are pickier, but we’re really not. From my experience film analysis people actually like a wider variety of movies and shows. The difference is that we’re better at explaining our opinions. Non-film analysis people say that they didn’t like a film because it was stupid and boring. Film analysis people explain why they found the film to be stupid and boring.

9.  Redesigns Aren’t Criticisms: 

Really? People redesign characters because they don’t like how the character is designed and they find faults in it. Think of it this way. There’s an artist who draws a character and shows it to her friend. Her friend says that it’s not horrible, but there’s something off about the design. The friend is also an artist so she decides to redraw the character herself with a few changes. The friend asks the first artists if she likes the changes, and she does and decides to incorporate them into the design. See, would you say that’s not criticism? No! It totally is criticism. 

8. They’re Aliens! They Don’t Have Race: 

Originally posted by suqilite

Um, race coding exists. There are always non-human characters that appear human, but are meant to resemble different races. Sometimes this can be offensively (like the race coding in Phantom Menace), but it can also be done well. It’s pretty clear that characters like Garnet and Bismuth are coded black. Their hair, overall appearance and voice actors imply that the characters are supposed to resemble black people, so it’s perfectly legitimate to take issue with how the characters are handled within a race context. Also, some of you people (and by some of you people, I mean some of you white people) might not know this, but there is dark skin prejudice even within ethnic communities. I learned about this because I did a report on Bell Hooks in college and watched a documentary about the problems dark skin black women have to go through, and they seem to not be treated as well by society as much as lighter skin women within the same race. I mention this because even if you want to say that they’re aliens, they do enforce darker skin stigma by having character have darker skin when they’re suppose to be evil, but have lighter skin when they are suppose to be good. They did this twice with Lapis and Blue Diamond (though I don’t think they are intentionally trying to reinforce a stigma against dark skin people). What I’m saying is that bringing up race when talking about aliens is totally legitimate. 

7. You’re not an Animator so you can’t Critique: 

Originally posted by suqilite

I’m not an actor, but I can tell you that this right here is shit.  

You don’t need to be in the field or work in order to be able to tell if somebody is doing a good job. People might not have practical experience in animation, but they might have seen a lot of animation. They have eyes and can tell what is pleasing to look at. They know that artwork is supposed to be appealing to look at (if it’s suppose to be) and they can tell when there are errors made in animation. Saying that you have to be an animator in order to criticize animation is pretentious nonsense.

To Be continued… 

Do you want me to lie and say I love you?

25.         “Being your friend is basically ruining my life”

40.         “What do you want me to say? Do you want me to lie and say i love you?”

 A/N: TOM HOLLAND IS A CINNAMON rOLL AND WoULD NEVER HURT ANYONE O K A Y

warning: i think there was swearing? sexual shit, tom being a f u c king asshole

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Zach Dempsey #2

Hello everyone :)
Here is another Zach Dempsey imagine, with a little help by @themonicashastriblog

Request are open and welcome! :)


Originally posted by ourheartbeats

It was nothing, at first.
I didn’t give much thought into the fact that I haven’t been on my period this month.
Hannah’s suicide and Jeff’s death shook up everything and I was still trying to wrap my head around  what happened.
More precisely, what Zach had to do with it.
When I found out about the tapes I was so mad at him for not telling me.

But we eventually got over it.
Now we were happier than before.
Stronger than before.

“Hey, Y/N. Are you there?”, Sherri rips me out of my thoughts and I look at her with an excusing look on my face before I straighten up my cheer leading skirt.

“What were you saying?”, I ask and Sherri laughs before she gets up and we walk into the gym together.
“I was saying, Jess isn’t coming today. She got cramps. This time of the month again, you know.”, she looks over to me and I frown a minute.

“What’s going on? You look like I talked about something evil.”, she laughs and I smile vague before I follow her into the gym.

I am sure it means nothing that my period is late this month too.
Even though the stress was getting better I had a flu and the doctor subscribed me some medication which most likely to mess with my body.
It’s probably nothing.

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  • Uma: Alright, Mal, that's it. I'm done. You've crossed my last line. Congratulations, because from here on out, I will not sleep until your life is completely fucked. I am the queen of revenge, Mal. I've disbanded gangs on the isle, ruined people's social lives, and I fucking ripped a girl's arm off! But all of that is going to pale in comparison to what I'm going to do to you. Mark. My words. I will destroy every part of your life. I will not stop until you are sitting alone in a dark hole, thinking over and over again, why did I ever FUCK with URSULA'S DAUGHTER!?
  • [Uma walks away angrily]
  • Harry: [to Mal] Yeahhhh.
//Cause baby you look happier, you do//

Jughead x Reader

Jug loved you, he realised. But how could you love him back?

I wanted a songfic based on Happier by Ed Sheeran. This is like the first time I’ve listened to it (I know, shocker) and I fell in love so.

I don’t like this. I might come back and edit it tomorrow, when I’m of sound mind. Not feeling so great right now. There will be a part 2, let me know if you want it

word count: 926

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“I like my chin!”


“I’m sorry,” Potter said hopelessly.


“I wasn’t saying it to make you sorry, I told you it was all right, I did attempt an Unforgivable on you, I was saying it because I feel somewhat hysterical! I’m ruined! Ruined!”


“You’re not,” Potter said, still sounding upset for some reason. Draco didn’t see what he had to be upset about.


“I am, too,” he told him. “It’s not like your scars. When people ask you how you got yours, you can say ‘battling evil.’ I’ll have to say ‘in a men’s bathroom.’ Won’t have the same cachet. Besides, scars, they need a certain skin tone, I don’t tan, I go a peculiar mauve shade in the sun, it just won’t work-”


Potter made an odd sound, which turned somehow into laughter. Draco stopped and realised that Potter was clearly more than somewhat hysterical.


He laughed for a few terrible minutes, then gave a sort of groan and buried his face in his hands. “You’re so weird,” he said.


“I beg your pardon,” Draco returned, much affronted.


“You’re so weird,” Potter repeated. “I don’t, I don’t understand you at all. I don’t even know why I like you so much but God, God, I do.”

—  If You’ve a Ready Mind by Maya
Fault

Pairing: JooheonxReader

Word Count: 879

Genre: Angst, Mafia AU

Prompt: “Sorry I ruined your life. Maybe you should’t have married me.” “Tell me what they did to you.” “I won’t let anyone hurt you. You’re safe with me.”

Warnings: THERE IS A FAIR AMOUNT OF VIOLENCE IN THIS DRABBLE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Originally posted by jooheonbebe

You knew it was wrong, but you couldn’t help it. He deserved way better than you. He didn’t deserve to be dragged down by you and your silliness at all. After everything that has happened he had an organization to run. He didn’t need to have to look after a woman too.

You had packed enough food and clothes for a good month or so. As long as you weren’t jumped you would be fine, and maybe if Jooheon didn’t find you either. He would take this entire situation the wrong way. He probably thought you were leaving him for an entire different reason.

The one thing you didn’t anticipate was being homeless. You had been in this business for too long to go to your family members for help, or use cards to buy anything. It could all be tracked, but you didn’t have enough cash for a place to stay. You basically had been living in alleyways for the past week. Not entirely ideal, but they hadn’t found you yet so that was a plus. Currently you were just walking around looking for the best place to sleep tonight, and even possibly find a job. You were casually walking down a street when you found a decent looking alleyway. As you progressed further into it you found the perfect place to sleep for the night.  You started laying out your sleeping bag, when you heard someone walk into the alley.

“I found her,” you heard a man yell to someone behind him.

“Shit,” you muttered, it had to be Jooheon. You immediately grabbed your bag and started darting to get further into the alley where they wouldn’t be able to see you and you could sneak out.

“Slow down darling,” a man said as he grabbed the hood on your old, beat down sweatshirt. “We’re not with Jooheon but, we do have a message for him.” He put his forearm against your throat and slammed you against the brick wall behind you. “We know about Shownu, and how he died. Now Jooheon is in charge right? When he finds you tell him that the Vice Lords did this.”

“Piss off,” you spat in the man’s face.

“Ooh, now that’s gonna get you in more trouble one day, and that day… is today.” you felt one sharp jab under your ribs. Shortly after, you felt another sharp pain strike slightly off to the side of the previous one, and another on the opposite side of the first strike. This man then released the pressure upon your chest caused by his forearm. You dropped on the ground, and felt yourself bleed out on the alleyway floor.


After maybe a minute and a half or so you heard a set of steps running toward you. It had to be the man coming to finish you off. You felt a hand grasp your shoulder and another lift your chin up. You ripped your head out from within his grasp.

“Fuck off. You’re not going to get him by using me. So just kill me,” you yelled.

“Y/N it’s me.” You looked up to see someone that looked like Minhyuk, but you couldn’t tell.

“Minhyuk?” you asked feebly before collapsing onto him.

The last thing you heard before you passed out was, “I found her Jooheon, and it’s not good.”


You awoke to the sound of a heart monitor beeping ever so viciously. You slowly parted your eyelids, and carefully examined your surroundings. Upon closer examination, you realized that someone was holding your hand and resting their hand on top of it. You tried ever so slightly to wiggle out of their grasp.

“Y/N? You’re awake?” It was Jooheon.

“Barely,” you groaned.

“Tell me what they did to you” he asked sternly knowing you weren’t going to tell him otherwise.

“Well, you obviously know the physical trauma.”

“Yes, but why did they want to hurt you?” he kept pressing.

“They know about my brother,” you sighed, “they know he is dead, and that you took over.”

“Why did you run off?” he asked solemnly.

“Jooheon, I’m too much of a distraction to you. After Hyunwoo passed, not only was it super stressful for me, but you ended up having to take over. You needed to focus, and not have me sit there and keep you from doing your job.”

He turned his head up to you, “I’m sorry I ruined your life, maybe you shouldn’t have married me.”

“Joo, it was my choice, I was distracting you, like I did Hyunwoo. That’s why I left. This is all on me. It is not at all your fault.”

He slowly started to calm his anger and hurt. “You will never, ever be a distraction in my eyes. I love you so much.”

“I am a distraction, it’s how he died because I’m a distraction. They even told me so.”

“Who did this to you?” He was even more stern than before.

“The Vice Lords.” You heard Jooheon mutter something under his breat, and you could’ve sworn you heard the word shit.

“There is no way in hell you are a distraction baby. I’m so sorry, and from now on, I promise, I won’t let anybody hurt you. You’re safe with me.”


A/N: I hope you all like it! I really liked writing it!! Also @kawaii-hedgehog, you said to tag you in some good fics. Idk if this is good but it is a fic XD.

(BMC/Hamilton) Learn, Song Parody

Parody: Learn
Actual Song: Burn
By: Hamilton

(MICHAEL)
I saved every memory we shared
Selfies, doodles and art both of yours and mine
Yours were better than mine
Always better than mine

Do you know what my first thought was
When I saw you turn your back and leave?
I thought:
‘I should have expected this…
He always had more potential than me’

You and your jokes had me in nonstop laugh
Your humor I could never surpass
You cheered me up on all of my worst days
You were my hero

I’m looking through all the things we shared
Your artwork, my pictures, our selfies…they all look fine
How can they be fine
When I now know you were lying

It’s time that I learn
Learn…

You left me when you had the perfect chance
No goodbye, no last hug just a look and a turning away
In improving your life
You have ruined mine

Do you know what Brooke mentioned
As I sat alone at a table one day?
She said:
'You’re welcome to sit with me…
Also, is your friend Jeremy straight?’

You now have girls who like you as a boyfriend
Congrats, you got what you always wanted
No need to hang out with me anymore
When you have these chicks

Brooke,
Chlo,
Chris…

I’m erasing myself from the narrative
Let yourself move forward without having Michael to hold you back
You have chosen your path

It’s time that I learned
Time that I learned

I have no place in your new life
And you now have no place in mine
You’ve outgrown me, I guess that it’s fine

I’m learning to back away
Learning to let you go
Learning to hate you

You forfeit the right as my friend
You forfeit the right to my heart
I’ll get over you, make a new start
With just one fleeting memory of when you were mine…

I’m sure that I’ll learn…

Cute - John Shelby

A john imagine with prompt: “You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about you all the time” thank you very much! 🙂

Cute - John Shelby

The first time you had encountered any of the Shelby brothers was at a party at the newly remodeled Eden Club. A friend of a friend had mentioned some Brummies’ ceasing the place from the Italians. You tagged along on a night out after being assured that the new management was nicer on the eyes. And that, you decided when someone pointed out the Shelbys, sitting in the back smoking away, was the gods honest truth.

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As It Seems: Chapter 7

Table of Contents

Según Parece: Lista De Contenidos

Summary: You wake Sam up and try to convince him to take the drug and get his memories back

Word Count: 2412

Warnings: Mentions of drug use

Beta’d By: @kclaire1 who pointed out some very important things I’d missed in this chapter

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~Reader’s POV~

How do you know when someone is really asleep? I mean, unless you’ve slept with them multiple times and know their habits, it’s impossible to tell. Sure, I knew Dean’s sleep patterns in the other timeline, but I didn’t know if they were the same over here. Since Dean had been breathing slow and steady for the past half hour, I figured he was asleep enough that I could move without waking him up. After all, it only took about ten minutes of sleep for Dean to be completely dead to the world in the other timeline.

After the minor blow-out in Bobby’s panic room, I’d thought that sharing a room with the brothers would be awkward. Of course, if this had been any other day, then sharing a room with my boss and his brother who I didn’t know would have been awkward.

But I did know Sam. Well, I knew the Sam from the other timeline. It was weird. Here I’d just met him a few days ago. But suddenly I had all of these memories of the two of us playing pranks on Dean and on each other. Him lecturing Dean about eating healthier. I could remember me stitching him up after a hunt.

A hunt.

We hunted monsters.

I hunted monsters.

It was weird.

But it also wasn’t.

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I Need You

Originally posted by thearchitectwwe

Pairing: Baron Corbin x Reader

GIF Credit: ^^

Warnings: Smut, fluff, and swears

Rating: Explicit

A/N: I’m combining two requests, both from anons: “love your one shots ♥ could you do a Baron Corbin one? maybe make him show a softer side with his girl. something fluffy / smutty would be perfect and I’ll love you forever ♥” and “Baron Corbin smut/fluff please” This imagine is heavily inspired by Something Wrong by @wwe-smutfics and Talking Body by @violencewrites! Please go check out their work it’s all fantastic.


“Ah fuck! Jesus don’t st-…” your words trailed off into unintelligible moans of ecstasy. You tried in vain to wriggle your wrists out from under his massive hand, trying to grip his shoulders, to grab something. Baron leaned forward, his sweaty chest pressed against your back, and bit your neck painfully.

“Do you like my cock you little slut?” his deep voice only made your orgasm more intense.

“Yes! Fuck yes!” you screamed. He turned you around so you were facing him and shoved you to your knees.

“Then fucking suck it,” he growled. You did as you were told. Taking him in your mouth, you wasted no time in going as far down as you could in the first pass. He grabbed your hair and pushed you forward more. Tears rolled down your cheeks as he hit your gag reflex over and over again. He put a hand on the wall behind you, his voice growing hoarse and raspy as he got closer to his orgasm. “Fuck!” Your nails dug into his thighs as he shoved himself deeper into you, his come shooting down your throat. You sucked every last drop of him, it burned so badly that more tears came to your eyes. He pulled out of you, slowly, groaning at the long string of spit and come hanging from your lips. Turning, he grabbed his pants and pulled them on, then his shirt.

This is how it was. You and Baron had a “friends with benefits” relationship. It was actually more like a “benefits” relationship. Using the word ‘friend’ implies that you two actually speak to each other outside your sex lives. The sex between you two was completely ‘no strings attached’…or that was how it was suppose to be. Recently, you have been trying to make your sexual escapades with him last longer.

There was something about him, something so alluring. Every time he would leave you on your knees, sore and most likely having tears rolling down your cheeks, you just wanted him back. You wanted him to come back and hug you, to hold you and kiss you. He yanked on his shirt and turned to leave but faltered, his hand on the doorknob. Then he turned around and strode over to you, his hands grabbing your forearms to pull you up. He quickly brushed his lips over yours, then walked back out of the room.

He never kisses you. To him, you were nothing more that a sex toy. Something that would always be there after matches to relieve stress. Did you mind being like this to him? At first, no. Who were you to say no to sex whenever you wanted? But now, it’s getting harder and harder to accept the fact that that’s all you’ll ever be to him. Why did he kiss you then? You brushed away the tears on your cheeks, not all of them were from sucking off Baron, and walked over to your discarded clothes.

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Imagine Being Cas’ Girlfriend When the Waitress Flirts With Him

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*based off of the new promo for tomorrow’s episode*

You were sitting there practically seething with anger in your seat next to Cas, your glare aimed at the waitress who was currently staring at your Angel like he was her next meal. You scoffed inwardly. You knew he was yours, but it still drove you insane when anyone flirted with him.

“And what about you..handsome?” the waitress asked, a smile on her face.

Oh, hell no. That’s it.

“My boyfriend here will have the Sunrise Special,” you interrupted, a fake polite smile on your face as you stared her down, marking your territory effectively.

The waitress’ face fell and Cas looked at you with a confused expression on his face.

“He’s your boyfriend?” she asked, her brows raised in surprise. “You? Seriously?”

You scoffed out a laugh, turning to Cas and grabbing his face to pull him in for a deep, possessive kiss. He was caught off guard at first but quickly fell into it, his hand resting on your neck as he returned the kiss. 

You pulled away after a moment, smiling at him before turning to the waitress, doing a victory dance in your head at the stunned look on her face.

“Any more questions?” you challenged.

Her mouth opened and closed, looking for something to say, but quickly retreated and walked away. 

“What just happened?” Dean asked.

“Just making sure she knows he’s mine, that’s all,” you shrugged, sitting back in your seat.

Cas placed a warm hand on your thigh, a gleam in his eyes as he looked at you. “Only yours.”

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Water Under the Bridge 02 - M

Min Yoongi 민윤기 - Gambling!AU

Warnings - swearing, drugs, weapons, sex!!!, choking, spanking (more to come)

Summary - Relationships come and go, people you once knew become strangers passing you on the street, not even glancing your way. Someone who once laid beside you can become a demon, long talons digging into your skin as they keep their insidious hold on you, whispering lies in your ears. Only you can tell the difference between these demons and your own.

Glossary - 01. 02


Your hands shook the entire game, and a little droplet of blood crawled down your lip from how hard you were biting it. Yoongi didn’t say anything, simply assumed his flat poker face, staring at the cards as if he himself was playing too.

You tried to follow his vague instructions but each player seemed to hold the same blank expression. How were you supposed to know who you’re up against when their facial expressions give you nothing?

The first game ended with you down $300,000 but you slowed your breathing and assured yourself that you could do it. Yoongi noticed your struggle but kept to himself, watching you from the shore. He was going to let you drown—happily.  

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HOW TO STUDY when on your period

My first masterpost.. Yay!!

I’m pretty sure most of us have been graced by Aunt Flo’s presence, at the most unassuming of times.


The cramps, ache, flow.. It’s tough to manage and take care of yourself when you have a terribly hectic schedule.


This is a simple guide for studying when you’re on your period, I hope you find this useful!



1. Plan ahead.
Being in tune with your body is very important. You already know the kind of menstrual cycle you experience, your dates, your pms schedule. I’m not asking you to maintain a calendar, but have an idea of when your next period will arrive. Plus the one week before and after margin, because periods can be irregular and if you’re taking too much stress then they arrive much earlier than anticipated!
Planning your classes for the week if you can, would be really helpful. Work around your schedule and give yourself some time off, some breaks.
If you have any important presentations or exams, then you know that you’ll have to prepare really before hand because it’ll be too stressful for you to do everything during your period.

2. Take the day off, if possible.
I know that the second day is really horrible for me, so if I have the option to, I take the day off and relax at home. If it’s not possible, then it’s all right.
I know that you have to be really brave and face the pain, but sometimes, it’s good to just relax and pamper yourself.

3. Wear dark, comfortable clothes.
Comfy enough so you don’t feel so suffocated, but tight enough so that your tampon/napkin stays in place and there aren’t any possible leaks. I know many of us love wearing skirts and dresses, and if you can handle yourself, then it’s all right. But if you’re clumsy, like me, I suggest wearing some shorts underneath so that the skirt or dress doesn’t get ruined.
Also, a pro tip to avoid spotting- wear double underwear. Trust me, it’s a life saver.

4. Time yourself.
You know your body, your flow, and the intensity and the cramps you face. It’s difficult to sit for hours, or stay in one position for hours. Time yourself, and take washroom breaks to keep checking and make sure you don’t ruin your clothes. What I used to do was, I knew the classes where my teacher would be all right with me being a bit late, and went to the washroom accordingly. Schedules can be hectic, but little things like these save time.

5. Carry extra sanitary napkins/pads/tampons.
So that you don’t have to ask around! Once on my third day, I absolutely forgot to carry any napkins and I had to go to the medical room to get one.. Gosh that was embarrassing.

6. Stay hydrated.
Drink a lot of water, and warm liquids. I personally love drinking flavoured water. Tea and coffee helps a lot.

7. Keep yourself warm.
If you’re at home, use a hot pack. Keep it on your belly and snuggle inside a blanket. It eases the flow, and lessens the pain.
If you’re out, or in class, carry a warm scarf or a jacket or a stole. And when you’re sitting, just keep it on your lap. It’ll be really warm and comfy, when the cramps are too painful.

8. Study in short intervals of time.
Don’t go for long study sessions. If you haven’t already done this, do short study sprints. Study the subjects that you find easy, if you don’t feel like it but you have to as exams are approaching.

9. Take stretching breaks.
This is super important! You have to stretch yourself and your legs. If you can, do light exercises or some yoga.

10. Healthy diet.
The body is losing blood.. You have to replenish it! Take a good, balanced diet rich with iron. Eat well, have proper nutrition. Pack yourself some healthy snacks to munch on, or some crunchies. I tend to feel a lot hungry, so I binge. Won’t recommend that though!

11. Oils or medication
One of my friends on tumblr (@akiameokami) told me that rubbing lavendar oil on your wrists and stomach helps with the cramps and ache, relaxes your muscles and is also a good sleep aid. You can also use tea tree or peppermint, they’re natural and completely safe.
Also, if you really have to, take some pain relief. I wouldn’t recommend medication because it influences the cycle, but if your schedule is extremely hectic and you have important deadlines to meet, you can take some pain relief medications. Always be cautious when having medicines, and don’t overdose.

12. Relax.
Seriously, don’t stress out too much. Do whatever works for you. Take care of yourself!! Spend the day in a blanket, watch movies, and just chill.


These are a few tips that I have. If you have anymore please feel free to add them. This is my first masterpost.. Yippee!! Periods can be very stressful, but your body and health is important.
A few years back, I got ill and had my period at the same time, and I fainted from the exhaustion and the lack of nutrition. I have been very careful ever since. I didn’t find many resources on this topic, but I’ve take help from a few resources on google! Also, discussing periods can’t be very awkward but menstrual health is as important as anything.
Have a happy period!
Letters For Him || 01

❀ pairing: Jungkook x Reader
❀ genre: college!au ; probs angst and fluff idk tbh
❀ word count: a whooping 1.8k
❀ series summary: as a way to vent out your feelings, you write letters to your ex boyfriend, letters he should never read
❀ a/n: the reader contradicts herself a lot and thats because she doesnt know what she wants. hello i am still someone who doesn’t know how to properly do paragraphs while writing so sorry if i messed that up whoops someone help me. also if you have any questions about the fic you can leave it here :)) 
❀ tagging: @evalocity (love you boo thank you so much for editing this)

Originally posted by jjeonguk

masterlist | 00 | 01

Dear grade A+ asshole,

This girl would appreciate it if you would stop being so goddamn nice. How could you do something so terrible to the girl you supposedly were ‘in love with’ but be such a nice person to literally everyone on campus. You have always been a nice person and you have always been so caring. Sometimes I stop and wonder how you, one of the nicest person in the world, could do something so shity. Also, while I am asking you stop doing things, please stop being so damn talented. I hate walking around the hallways hearing about you.

“Did you see Jungkook practising in the dance studio. He is soooooo good at dancing!”

“Jungkook’s painting is on display in the school’s art gallery. Do you want to go check it out?”

“Jungkook scored the final touchdown of the football game last night. He is such a good football player our school is lucky to have him as our quarterback”

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 ↘︎ pregnancy au, domestic/marriage au
pairing: vernon | reader
genre: fluff
word count: 2.9k
summary: kids weren’t in the plan so soon, but the love you share makes any beautifully unexpected circumstances faceable with him.

Lay your head down on my shoulder, honey I won’t ever let go. Because you pulled me like a magnet, now I’m right where I belong. I’m gonna love you the same for the rest of my days, and on and on and on.

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