all they do in the locker room is take pictures and not wear pants

School-Related Sentence Starters


  • “Did we have homework?”
  • “Please be my lab partner.”
  • “Can I borrow a pencil?”
  • “I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
  • “Can I copy off of you real quick?”
  • “Do you think the teacher is hot?”
  • “It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
  • “Do you think the new kid is hot?”
  • “Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
  • “You are…so dumb…”
  • “Was Shakespeare gay?”
  • “Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
  • “If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
  • “Can I borrow your notes?”
  • “This class is so boring…”
  • “Am I in the right classroom?”
  • “Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
  • “Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
  • “Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
  • “I can’t wait to graduate…”
  • “Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”


  • “I forgot about the midterm.”
  • “I’m gonna FAIL.”
  • “Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
  • “Please help me study.”
  • “If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
  • “Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
  • “I live at the library now.”
  • “Do you need help with the chapter?”
  • “I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
  • “I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
  • “I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
  • “Do you even know how to read?”
  • “I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
  • “Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
  • “I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
  • “Sleep is for the weak.”
  • “I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
  • “I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
  • “Your notes are just doodles.”


  • “What’s for lunch?”
  • “Please trade lunches with me.”
  • “I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
  • “There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
  • “All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
  • “I would kill for a taco right now.”
  • “Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
  • “There’s pizza today.”
  • “Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
  • “Ugh, this is expired.”
  • “Is this seat taken?”
  • “I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
  • “Did you make this?”
  • “If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
  • “I made brownies.”
  • “Let’s eat outside today.”
  • “Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
  • “You’re in my seat.”
  • “These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”


  • “I can’t run for my life.”
  • “Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
  • “Why do you look so red?”
  • “I’m DYING.”
  • “It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”
  • “I can’t run anymore.”
  • “Your team is going DOWN.”
  • “Are you okay?!”
  • “You really suck at this, don’t you?”
  • “Think fast!”
  • “Is that the best you can do?”
  • “I dare you to race me.”
  • “I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

  • “I HATE these pants/skirts.”
  • “Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
  • “I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
  • “I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
  • “Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
  • “I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
  • “I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
  • “Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
  • “Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
  • “Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
  • “Class rings are overrated.”
  • “We should totally get matching hoodies.”
  • “What show/movie is your shirt from?”
  • “I can see your underwear.”


  • “Wanna skip?”
  • “I can’t believe I’m in here.”
  • “Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
  • “That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
  • “I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
  • “Fuck the police.”
  • “They put me in here just for being late…”
  • “Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
  • “A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
  • “You look like you don’t belong in here.”
  • “This is prison.”
  • “I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
  • “They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
  • “All I did was a little graffiti.”
  • “I’m taking a nap.”
Shit That Happened Sophomore Year of College

since my crazy freshman year post was a big hit, I thought you guys might enjoy a list of some of the weird things that happened this year! Enjoy!

  • someone yelling “BALL SACKS” at the tops of their lungs in the dorm hall while the clock tower chimed ominously in the distance
    • update: door slams five hours later, accompanied by a very annoyed “ball sacks, again”
    • update: week and a half later, someone slammed open the stairwell door, shouted “SUNDAY MORNING! BALL SACKS!” and then slammed it shut and ran down the stairs
    • update: it’s been 8 months. Every time I think the ball sacks guy is finally done, he shows up again at a random hour on a random day and shouts “BALL SACKS” down the hall for no known reason. I am frightened to try and learn more at this point.
  • those two semi-drunk guys on a Tuesday evening that were on a third floor balcony serenading some guys on a second floor balcony with Bohemian Rhapsody
  • that person who was laying face-down on the sidewalk in front of the University Center while crying and his friend was sitting next to him, gently patting him on the back (#same)
  • 2turmt
  • my first real injury in a sword fight
  • people slingshotting shirts off the roof of the English building
  • this conversation with my friend
    • “Get turnt. But get turnt responsibly.”
    • “Life motto.”
    • “Get it embroidered on a throw pillow.”
  • overheard in the library
    • “I dunno, I just don’t think I want to catch them all.”
    • “But you GOTTA catch ‘em all, bro! Don’t make me sing at you!”
  • the guy sitting in the parking lot outside of my dorm, smoking a joint in his car with a plastic skeleton wearing a bridal veil in the passenger seat
  • the RedBull guerrilla marketing teams that would wander around campus giving out free drinks because the campus store only has Monster
  • “You don’t understand, this malleophone is more valuable than my life.”
  • my ASL professor using a picture of Kanye West to teach us the sign for egotistical/big-headed
  • the former Swiss Army Knife CEO subbing for my management class and going on a small rant about Google buying and selling Motorola so much
  • The Smoking Bandit who almost killed me on a Tuesday night, and who cussed me out at 3:30 am a week later, but ended it with “love you!!!”
  • The Sexy Lumberjack Twins
  • conversation a day before the presidential election with my section leader
    • “What are you doing?”
    • “Crocheting. Avoiding news outlets.”
    • “Solid plan.”
  • overheard in line to get breakfast the Sunday before finals
    • “So then he calls me at like 3 am looking for weed and I’m like? Oh my god, no, let me finish this paper I don’t have any weed right now.”
  • “I know he’s kind of a fuckboi, but like… a fuckable fuckboi, you know?”
  • the beer stash in the locker room during spring semester that was liberally used before 10 am
  • “There’s pizza being neglected over here!” -instant mad scramble for the table-
  • overheard on the shared balcony attached to my room
    • “Siri, what the FUCK”
  • before a painfully early class
    • “I can’t recall where my phone is.”
    • “There’s a pun in there somewhere, who wants to take it?”
    • “Give me 20 minutes to finish my coffee first.”
  • LGBT Studies professor: “my gay agenda is maple syrup”
  • “I’m an American college student, I point and laugh at serving sizes.”
  • that time I slowly and dramatically flipped the bird at a classmate in the middle of my big presentation and the prof couldn’t even get mad about it because i had good reason
  • that theater teacher who still wears a kilt every day getting a tandem bicycle for no discernible reason
  • “It’s the oboe… of love.”
  • the Numa Numa song echoing across campus on a Monday afternoon like the ghosts of memes past
  • that time I’m 80% sure someone got a blowjob in the bathroom stall while I was taking a shower. It was 9:30 pm on a Thursday.
  • me to my friend with 3 stitches in his arm: “please be more careful on future midnight cheese runs”
  • the heated discussion between some of the music majors in the row in front of me before a faculty concert on the best butts in the department
  • actually this would be a good time to mention that some of the music business majors put together one of those Sexy Guys calendars (you know the kind, usually featuring firefighters and/or puppies) made up of the Hottest Guys™ within the music dept. I’m will waiting to find out where I can order one because I want to laugh at them all.
  • my music appreciation prof: “Using similes with toddlers is wild, I tell you. I was sick over break and told me 3 year old that I felt like I had been hit by a truck, and he asked me what color it was.”
  • this conversation I had with a wind player
    • “Why are you calling [the oboe professor] Bilbro Baggins?”
    • “Because we realized that the mocking name we used to call him had the same number of syllables as Bilbro Baggins, and he seems to respond to Bilbro even worse than to Obro.”
  • the tenors trying desperately to sing a bass part from a YouTube clip of an opera and failing miserably
  • the day of a big concert
    • And I have to go to goddamn Portland this weekend!”
    • “Which one?”
    • “The goddamn one!”
    • “…I meant which coast but yeah, okay.”
  • that Eastern European guy who just… shows up sometimes in front of the UC to sell overpriced posters
  • #laundryday
    • “Wow, you look really nice today! I like your leggings!”
    • “Thanks I ran out of clean pants this morning.”
  • “If you’re going to whistle something in this [the music] building, I’m gonna have to request something more original than Vivaldi’s Spring.”
  • “The art majors are trying to burn down the soccer field.”
    • “What, again?”
  • LGBT Prof: “Can you guys rec me some modern gay songs because all of my gay songs are from the 70s and 80s.”
  • Also LGBT Prof: “I’ve got sixty years of lesbian exes coming through for me, and most of them aren’t even my exes, actually.”
  • overheard in the library: “The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.”
  • LGBT Prof brought in rainbow goldfish on the last day and the entire class cheered
  • “Shakespeare was a punk-ass bitch and, as an English major, I feel it is well within my rights to say that whenever I damn well please.”
  • I almost walked straight into a pole during finals week because I was falling asleep while walking. Don’t let the internet make you think sleep deprivation is cool and trendy, kids.
  • “Okay, so while you guys are taking the final, I’ll be up here on my computer. It’s gonna look like I’m writing comments on reports, but really I’m just surfing the web.”

anonymous asked:

Eric with "I need to be inside you," and "I've been thinking about you all night," ??? 💖💖💖

warning: there be smut ahead

word count: 882

You were sitting at a table in the mess hall, enjoying a burger and laughing at a friend’s joke when, unexpectedly, you were wrenched from your seat. His fingers dug into the muscle of your bicep as he grasped your upper arm, almost dragging you along next to him. Moving swiftly, he weaved his way through the rows of tables surrounded by soldiers eating dinner as you stumbled, trying to keep up. You didn’t bother to look back, knowing your friends and knowing who he was, they probably realized what was happening and would clean up after you.

Grinning inwardly, you scurried next to him as he lead you down progressively more abandoned hallways before coming to a door. You weren’t surprised he managed to find a vacant room, almost everyone was back in the mess hall, leaving the rest of the compound nearly empty. He’d brought you to the southern locker room, certain there would be no one there for a while. Slamming the door behind him, he spun you around so you and he were face to face.

“Well, hello to you too, Eric,” you giggled, moving in and resting your hands on his chest. “How was your day?” you asked as you studied his tense jaw and stern brow, already guessing his answer.

“I’ve been thinking about you all day,” he replied, pushing you back against the counter next to the sink. Shifting slightly, you climbed onto the surface, wrapping your arms around Eric’s neck, bringing him to stand between your knees as his palms drifted to rest on your bottom.

“Really? Me?” With a small smirk, you feigned innocence while looking up at him. “What on earth made you think about me?” you continued, acting as if you didn’t already know.

The truth was, you had done everything in your power to ensure that was exactly what happened. Starting at the beginning of the day when you first saw him in the morning briefing. Passing behind his chair to your own seat, you took the opportunity to whisper in his ear that you were wearing his favorite red panties. You played coy knowing his eyes were on you for the rest of the meeting.

When it was over, Eric and a few others were ordered to stay behind to discuss more specific details with Max. Feeling his gaze burning into your back as you left the room, you reached behind yourself, lifting up the hem of your shirt just enough to reveal the hint of red lace peeking over the waistband of your jeans.

When you failed to spot Eric, Max or any of the others at lunch, you assumed the meeting was more important than you realized. Plotting your ideas on the fly, you took the chance to hurry off to the bathroom. After locking the door you dropped your jeans to about mid thigh before twisting around and using the mirror to take a picture of your ass covered in the lacy red fabric. Giggling to yourself, you excitedly sent the photo to Eric’s phone, wishing you could see the look on his face when he opened the message.

With a growl, Eric dove forward, kissing you hard while his hands drifted to your fly. He pulled at your lips as he popped open the button before pulling back. “I’m done with your fucking games,” he hissed as you bit your lip, excited by his annoyance and what would follow. “I need to be inside you.”

Yanking on your belt loops, Eric pulled you off the counter, lowering your pants halfway down your legs before twisting you around, pushing on your shoulder blades, forcing you to bend forward and stick your ass in the air.

“Don’t tease me,” he snarled as he brought the flat of his hand down hard against your cheek. You gasped at the shock of pain before hearing the metal sounds of his belt buckle being undone. You remained leaning forward, your chest pressed against the cold surface. An excited tingle shivered through you when he slowly slid his hand up your spine before grabbing at your hair. With a tug, he pulled your head back, arching your back while rubbing his erection against your wet underwear.

“Eric, please,” you moaned as he leaned in, nipping at your pulse point.

“But I thought you liked being teased,” he taunted in your ear while rubbing against your clit.

“Please, I won’t do it again, I promise,” you pleaded, looking back at him and his triumphant smirk.

After moving the crotch of your panties to the side, Eric sank into you. Snapping his hips back and forth, he kept a hurried pace. Letting go of your hair to grasp your hips, he held you in place as you dropped forward, overwhelmed by him.

You were unable to form coherent words as he barreled into you. Realizing you weren’t going to last much longer, Eric slid a hand lower to between your legs and rubbed against your clit. His ego swelled as he watched you crumple with a yell. He continued his movements as your walls spasmed around him, urging him closer to his own finish. He stalled with a grunt, bracing himself against the counter as his dick twitched and he came inside of you.

Hit em’ With 4 - Auston Matthews

Originally posted by werenskiz

Notes: Hi friends! In reference to that absolutely horrible rap, I bring you some filthy (absolute filth, don’t read if you’re under 17, but like so dirty I hate myself) Auston Matthews smut! Hope you all enjoy darlings!

Warnings: Sexy time, smut, multiple warnings relating to smut

Smut: Yes | No

Requested: Yes | No

Up Next: Jakob Chychrun

Teaser: “Jesus, you look so sexy in my jersey.”

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Reggie Mantle x Reader: Tomboy & Skirts [Part Two]


You should do a part 2 of the skirts imagine. It was super cute! 😊

Part 2???

Part 2 of the skirt imagine please.

A/N: The much anticipated (was it really idk it makes me feel better about myself to type this 🙈) part two to Tomboy & Skirts enjoy, I hope you like it! Also as I was typing it out my word document decided to stop working and I lost all my work for this and I had rethinking of everything I had just written FML (I can never see these letters the same anymore; hope you get the reference 😫). This is also post Reggie wearing a skirt sorry and the birthday dinner for her mom happened too. Also this went somewhere else so I’m guessing you’re gonna have to wait longer for the trip sorry babes.

Words: 903

Summary: The week after Reggie wore a skirt to school.

Spoilers: twist at the end, send in your theories.

Warnings: I don’t think so.

Part One

“I still can’t believe you got Mantle in a skirt” Veronica spoke at the lunch table and you all chuckled.

“He’d do anything for you (Y/N)” Betty chimes in and you lightly blush.

“We’d do anything for each other” you commented.

“But how’d you do it?” Kevin wanted in the ‘gossip’. Everyone always dying for details in your friendship with Reggie. You and Reggie were the second most shipped friendship after Archie and Betty.

“Sorry details only for those part of the deal” you added fixing the skirt of the day. Though they gave you a new look, you were used to the comfort of your pants.

The bell rang which directed everyone to their next classes.

“Hey loser” Reggie called out as you opened your locker.

“Hey Mantle the Magnificent” you replied granting one of his wishes “how was the meeting?”

“Ah you know the usual plays and stuff” he smiled at his nickname “so games at my house this afternoon?” he declared.

“How about my house today” you hinted just wanting to get home to change into pants.

“Oooh sorry can’t, see if we go to your house I know for fact you’re gonna change and that was not part of the deal” you groaned with a fake pouty face “I know you too well (Y/N/N) you found a loophole and I won’t have it.”

“Oh c’mon Reg! I will do anything just let me change man!” you pleaded in the empty hallway.

“Anything huh?” Reggie gave you a smug look that made you blush.

Both of you clueless on how the other felt about your friendship. Although ever since the skirts you’d feel his eyes linger a little longer on you, and he had been flirtier than ever. You pushed that aside though because he was guy and excused his behavior to hormones, deep down though you hoped that maybe it wasn’t all in your head. Yes you were tomboy, but you weren’t made of stone and ever since puberty you started having feelings, and so did he towards other girls. Or so you thought.

“Nope, sorry no can do” he responded as a teacher saw you two and told you to get to your classes.

“You will rue this Mantle” you gave him a sneaky grin and he gave the look that you had to call him by his nickname as part of the deal “The magnificent, rue it!” you kept on as he chuckled and you both walked it to your classes.


“It’s like the universe works in your favor always” you tell Reggie as you both were about to reach his house as your mother texted you that she needed the house for some client dinner.

“Not always” he mumbles under his breath that you couldn’t make out what he said unlocking the door to his house a bit soaked because it had started to rain.

Growing up with you made Reggie fall for you but he’d never speak of it out loud. He loved your confidence and how nothing ever broke you. You couldn’t care less what people thought of you and he was the opposite he cared too much. His façade of being cool and collected was always shattered in your presence. He would go on dates with other girls to get himself to stop thinking about you, but all that did was push you to the front and center of his mind.

“Although this time Mantle because of the rain that my guardian sent now were both soaking and I have to change” you added opening the door to his room to open the drawer where you had spare clothes in, but you couldn’t find them. You rummaged through all his drawers somewhat messing up their neatness until you gave up and looked to him as he wore a huge grin on his face.

“Mantle where are my spare clothes?” you announced as you were getting colder.

“I have no idea to what you are referring to” he argued taking off his shirt revealing his perfect muscles looking glossy thanks to the rain, his looks almost took you in a trance.

“Please tell me you did not give them to one of your hook-ups” you gave a sad smile a little because they were your favorite comfortable clothes and also you didn’t want the picture of Reggie being with another girl. What bothered you the most was the fact he never even bothered to tell you, he would at least always tell you about the dates.  

“How dare you accuse me of such a thing (Y/N)” he made a hurt expression.

“Then where are my clothes Reg!” you nagged.

“I lost your shirt, but here are your sweatpants and one of my shirts” he gave you a sheepishly grin as he gave you the clothes.

Although Reggie lied he hid your shirt because he always enjoyed how you looked in his clothes and you didn’t mind you’d grown fond of his clothes on the plenty of sleepovers you both had.

You both played video games and ate until the rain died down and your mother sent a text the coast was clear. As soon as it did you grabbed your wet clothes as Reggie drove you home.


Although you both didn’t catch it there was something in the bushes and she was about to stir up a rumor with one single picture.


@sgarrett49 @casual-ellipsoidal @isis278 @stxrmqueen


Extracts from the Seattle Police Department Reports (end of 1975, beginning of 1976). I left out some parts. It’s basically Ted trolling the detectives following him. If you want to read the whole thing, it’s all in The Bundy Secrets. :

Surveillance of Homicide Suspect by Roger Dunn

This is to be a 24 hr. surveillance of a possible homicide suspect. He is to be watched as closely as possible. He is not to be arrested or confronted in any way unless he commits some overt act warranting immediate arrest (felony or other dangerous act.) Maintain running log of activity.

The subject of this surveillance is Theodore Bundy, WM 29 5-10 160 med. Bld. Brown, hair short, (mod) curly.

11 - 27 - 75

Mackie related that Bundy showed up at Horatio’s Restaurant where Liz Kloepfer was having dinner with some friends. He wanted Liz to leave with him but she refused but did meet him at her place later that night.

12 - 2 - 75

1400 Hrs. He had lunch with Ann Rule at the Pittsbourg, etc. in Pioneer Square. He did not say anything incriminating, was totally relaxed but did ask a lot of questions about what was going on here and stated he wanted to talk to the police.

12 - 5 - 75

1630 hours Subject and small W-F left the house in ABQ 894, drove to U of W Hospital. There he picked up W-F. went south-bound on I-5 into Pioneer Square. Tried to lose us and was successful. Officer Augerson found car parked in the 100 blk S. Washington a short time later unoccupied.

1809 hours Subject and both females returned to the car walking south-bound from Yesler on Occidental Ave S. drove uptown on third Ave, tried to lose us around 6th and 7th Pike and Olive - unsuccessful. Subject pull to the curb and turn out his lights, then pull away again. Subject got on the freeway northbound and drove to Northgate arriving there at 1830 hours. They parked in the lot south of 103rd and entered the complex - did not follow.

1930 hours Subject, girlfriend and the little girl came out of Northgate complex and entered their vehicle. They drove back to I-5 and went northbound to 145th, where they exited and went over to Aurore Stopped at JB’s hamburger restaurant.

12 - 8 - 75

1600 hrs. Subject came out of door of loc #2, emptied the garbage and waved at Sutlovich, then walked to the surveillance vehicle and asked if Sutlovich was a police officer, at the same time stating that the vehicle that Sutlovich was in was the same one that followed him last Saturday night. He got no reply and then continued passing the time of the day with small talk, then went back to the residence. He was wearing a long sleeved turtleneck sweater and jeans.

1607 hrs. Subject came back out of Loc #2 wearing also a blue jacket and glasses. He walked over again to Sutlovich and stated that he was going to pick up his laundry, Sutlovich followed him to a cleaners at approx 42 NE and University Way, then back to Location #2. Arrived back at 1700 hrs.

1700 hrs. Subject contacted Sutlovich again and asked if the surveillance was for his protection. Sutlovich informed him that he could consider that. He then stated that’s good, that he doesn’t have anything against the police, that he was wondering why the surveillance just started since he came back to town a week ago. Sutlovich then asked him if he would be going anywhere soon. He asked “You mean back in Utah”. Sutlovich said no, tonight. He stated that he mey be going over to Vortmans in Magnolia, then walked back to Location #2 and entered.

12 - 9 - 75

0815hrs. Susp. left house with Liz Kloepfer daughter and got into his veh. Dropped daughter off at school. Susp. went E/B on NE 52 and lost us in traffic after crossing 15 NE. Search made for veh. Proved negative.

1 - 12 - 76

Bundy in the area of 47th and 16th N.E. He just disappeared.

2135 hrs. Bundy went out the front of the house. He approached Det. Gillis, who was parked on the southwest corner of the intersection of 18th and 52nd. He took Gillis’ picture. He then walked down towards the alley where I’m parked and come up to the front of the car and bent down to where he could see my license plate, and he wrote my license number down. He then walked south back through the alley up to 52nd. I got out on foot and followed him. He stopped at the corner and started talking to Det. Gillis, who by this time was out on foot. At this time I then approached Bundy, and we all three talked for a little bit. He wanted to know why we were following him, what took us so long - he’s been in town a week. He said he tried to get a hold of Capt. Leich and Capt. Mackie to find out why, and he said he didn’t have any beef with the guys out on the street, and he said he might have to go back to court on the 20th of this month - he doesn’t know yet, but he says definitely, for sure, on the 9th of February. We talked for approximately 10 minutes, and about 2145 hrs he went back in to the residence. Ted was wearing a blue nylon down jacket, light tan corduroy pants, brown shoes, no hat, and he had about a month’s growth of beard.

1 - 13 - 76

0825 hrs. Bundy came out of the front door and began walking south on 18 N.E. He had on dark rimmed glasses, blue down ski parka, tan flared trousers, dark shoes and was carrying a green satchel under his left arm. I got out of my car and followed him on foot after advising Keppel.

Bundy walked at a normal pace up to 17. N.E. and south into the campus and was aware that I was behind him. He walked in near the Burke Museum and then back out onto 45th. He turned south on University Way N.E. very aware that I was behind him.

0840 hrs. He went into the Coffee Corral at N.E. 42 and U Way and came out a moment later smoking a cigarette.

0850 hrs. He walked up through Red Square and into the undergraduate library. As we got into a crowd, he went downstairs and through the cafeteria in an effort to lose me.

0855 hrs. Bundy went into a phone booth in Suzallo Library. The portion of the conversation I could hear was “There’s a detective following me, where’s the car?”

0858 hrs. Bundy came out of the phone booth and went into the men’s room in Suzallo Library.

0901 hrs. I went into the restroom and discovered that there was a backdoor that opened into an employee’s locker room. (…) I checked for Bundy in the immediate area but he was gone.

(At that point, they lost track of Bundy until 1230 hrs.)

1230 hrs. I drove to Marlin Vortman’s apartment in an effort to relocate Bundy. As I approached the apartment I spotted Bundy walking along the sidewalk dressed in a grey hooded sweatshirt, faded green sweatpants, blue turtleneck and white tennis shoes. When he saw me he smiled. I waved and continued pas him to the corner of 36 W. and W. Gov’t Way. As I turned south I looked in my rearview mirror and saw Bundy sprinting into the woods in Discovery Park.


1328 hrs. Bundy walked up the street to the vehicle. It apparently didn’t start so he had to push it and then went to Gov’t Way.

I followed Bundy down into Ballard’s business district and it soon became evident that the only reason he was driving at all was to play tag with the cops. He would drive legally but try his best to lose me. Some typical maneuvers would be : park the car in hopes that I would have to drive by in traffic and or get out of the car (in sweats) and walk down the block, get one car between us at a stoplight and then make a free right turn and then a few more turns in an effort to get free of a tail. It became very easy to predict what Bundy would try to do but my car was not conductive to quick albeit legal maneuvers. Bundy was taking great delight in the ‘game’ and smiled when he would execute a clever evasive tactic.

1407 hrs. Bundy drove to the Ballard Locks, parked his car and jogged (in heavy rain) back along the railroad tracks and out of sight around the end of the government property.

I parked my car next to his and waited. 1416 hrs. Bundy came walking back to the car from the same direction. I got two impressions as to why Bundy uses a tactic of parking the car and walking away :

- He hoped that I would immobilize the operation of the car so he could scream “harassment’’.

- Hoped that I would get out and follow him on foot so he could double back to the car so he could drive off without a tail.

My impressions of Bundy during the day while I was following him is that he does not act like a normal, mature 29 year old law student. He seems to thrive on attention just like a spoiled child and that is the only reason he altered his behavior, which is to say the more ‘attention’ he gets, the more he eats it up. It would not be difficult to predict his actions in a situation like this, but trying to maintain a covert surveillance in hopes that he may go to a ‘stash’ or any other place that might tend to incriminate him would be fruitless and impractical.

Do Something Bad, Too - Part 3

Pairing: Alpha!Bucky x Omega!Reader

Summary: It’s like every single Alpha on the planet won’t rest until they’ve confessed their eternal wish for you to mother their children, and it’s getting old. Luckily, that’s a problem Bucky might be able to fix.

Warnings: language, a/b/o dynamics

A/N: part 3!! things are getting more intense, let me know if you like where its going! also just a reminder, the tag list for this fic is closed for the moment so please dont’t ask!

Part 1 Part 2

Waking up is torture because it feels so good. You’re warm in a way that doesn’t just feel skin deep, but more like every bone is glowing with something so satisfying it almost aches. It takes you a few sweet, sleepy seconds to realise exactly why you’re waking up more well rested than you’ve ever been in your life, and then the whole illusion shatters.

Sometime in the night you and Bucky had shifted until he was lying on his back, long legs dangling off the end of the couch and his arms wrapped tight around you curled up on his chest. Sun streaks warm through the windows and glass walls - glass walls, because you fell asleep in your office literally on top of Bucky. You make a highly undignified squeak and try to sit up, which only succeeds in dislodging Bucky’s grip on you and sending you crashing to the floor.

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A Blast from the Past (Part 3)

Summary: You didn’t know what to expect when you entered that factory, but you sure didn’t expect running into him.

Characters: Reader, Reader’s little sister, Simon, Negan, the Saviors

Pairing: NeganxReader

Word count: 1980

Warnings: Swearing, violence

A/N: Let me know if your want to be tagged in upcoming parts.

(Y/L/N) stands for your last name.

(Part 1)-(Part 2)

Virginia, three years ago.

The cafeteria of Fairfax High School was crowded at this time of the day. It was a little before the beginning of your first class. You were hanging out with two of your friends, like almost every day. Kate, Riley and you were in the same math class and gym class.

You were settled at a table situated in a corner of the hall. Riley was sitting beside you and Kate sat across from her. They were chatting about random things while you sat curled up on your chair, with your back against the wall, while writing a few things in your notebook.

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Fourth Lesson (M)

Teacher! Taehyung 

Anon requested:  OMG SINFUL SUNDAY!! Ur the best. ㅠ.ㅠ How about a Tae smut where you go to a concert together (he’s just attending with you). Hmmmm, n then spontaneous car sex? ^___________^ Ur a champ~ ;*

Lowkey a smut series ->  Lessons, First Lesson, Second Lesson, Third Lesson

Word Count: 3,385 words

god he’s so damn handsome

You woke up, looking at your alarm clock and sighing. It was time for school, the one place you wished to avoid. There was an error in your winter schedule, making you see Mr. Kim and Ms. Tight skirt at the beginning and end of your day.

Of course, your friends called it ‘destiny’ while you called ‘an error that is the school should take responsibility for’. As if the universe doesn’t hate you enough, you couldn’t pick an alternative. Even computer science was full and everyone knows Ms. Choi is a tyrant because of her divorce from her fourth husband. You were shocked that she still got dates.

You’ve seen her shamelessly flirt with the head janitor but you digress.

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anonymous asked:

hello! can i request a fic where mc and the rfa gang, v, saeran, and rika are high school buddies! it could be a headcanon too if u dont feel like writing a fic. hv a nice day!!

i’m currently backed the hell up on fics so headcanon list it is!! i’m sorry, this idea is super cute but i’m already writing two and helping write one ;~; 


  • zen is in the theater club and it’s an unspoken rule where everyone goes to his plays and supports him together.
  • zen’s such the pretty boy out of the whole group, everyone outside of their group always fawns over him and loves him and wants to be his girlfriend 
  • he gets loves letters in his lockers on the daily and jaehee helps sort through his fanmail
  • he’s at sharpay evans level and has two lockers but only because the girl next to him gave hers up so he could have more space for his stuff
  • he has a mirror in his locker and this is not up for discussion
  • owns a hand mirror and a comb and like one pencil nobody knows how he’s prepared for class ever and it’s like one of those pencils without an eraser
  • has a fanclub and jaehee runs said fanclub i will never not speak about this
  • even the guys love him and it’s actually really great they’re all super supportive of him
  • always stays after school to rehearse and goes home at like six
  • has snagged a lead role every year since freshman year when they heard him audition
  • all the teachers like him and nobody admits it but they kinda curve his grades sometimes because he’s such a sweet person
  • if he found out though he’d throw a hissy fit he’s all about working hard to get what you deserve


  • apart of a LOLOL school club and they meet Wednesdays at lunch and have fundraiseres to go to tournaments together
  • probably had a part time Summer job at a gaming store
  • is known as the hot girl’s cousin and some guys try to get their way to rika through yoosung
  • he’s always thoroughly weirded out by it and isn’t super into the whole high school hierachy thing
  • yoosung gets pranked the shit out of because of saeyoung, and somtimes gets dropped in trash cans or thrown into lockers by a loving saeyoung
  • once yoosung fell asleep in the PC room so saeyoung changed all the clocks in the room to 10pm just to freak yoosung out 
  • needless to say saeyoung cracked the fuck up when yoosung came out the pc room running
  • is actually super smart and passing all his classes, signed up for aps and honors and on the honor roll for sure
  • is surprisingly popular amongst people more than the gaming clubs though? nobody really knows how he met them but they all say hi to him in the hallways
  • girls ask him out, but he’s pretty dense about shit like that so it always flies over his head until they admit their feelings towards him and he’s like… “i have a tournament at seven…”


  • jaehee is the loudest person who cheers during zen’s performances, obviously, runs the zen fanclub and helps the theater club
  • she also has designed fan t shirts for zen
  • jaehee is somehow the class president of three clubs and we’re not even counting the zen fanclub. she also won last year’s math tournament and beat the president of the chess club… at chess. she’s magical and everyone is kind of jealous of her.
  • extremely smart and has a perfect gpa, the only time she’s ever slipped was at like a B for a semester grade but she almost died over it
  • super friendly with everyone and bakes her classmates snacks sometimes since she also volunteers at the baking club when she can
  • her secret aspiration is to own a bakery but she knows she needs to get geared up towards corporate jobs since that’s where the money is
  • the most reliable in her classes, everyone fights over her (literally) when there’s a group project that students can pick their own partners from
  • jaehees no fool though she’ll put anyone who doesn’t foot their work in the ringer if they don’t their part in the project
  • always finishes her homework in the classes it’s assigned in, she’s super efficient about finishing her homework before the school day ends and then she can go home or go partake in her extracurriculars 


  • probably the richest kid in school
  • always shows up in three piece suits for hangouts or the typical khaki pants and polo shirt with boating shoes combo of death
  • v has tried to convert his fashion taste but jumin insists on dressing like that 
  • likes sending random pictures of his cat to the squad group chat and it’s honestly all he ever really talks about it 
  • sometimes zen wants to kill him for it 
  • stats is like his bitch, he has no problem in that class and excels in it and is kind of a show off, to be honest…
  • is really great in all of his classes and super great at group projects because he’s very objective and is always thinking of innovative ways to get shit done and refuses to fail
  • has like 35993 classes he takes outside of school because of his dad and is great at the piano
  • girls keep trying to talk to him but he’s super dismissive of it and wants nothing to do with them most of the time
  • probably ends up offending most girls because he’s so awfully blunt and says borderline rude things
  • has a really intense glare like v even kinda scoots away when jumin is upset 
  • v and jumin hang out together and they’re their little own subdivison in the squad because they grew up together, save for rika who sometimes butts in and he doesn’t mind
  • that really awkward unrequited love between jumin and rika is present in the squad and nobody takes note of it but it’s there
  • they all vacation together because jumin and v always offer everyone to use their vacation house


  • saeyoung is always pranking the shit out of everybody, especially yoosung
  • poor yoosung never catches a break, always being shoved in lockers and trashcans primarly by saeyoung
  • known as the class clown of the school but lowkey hangs out by himself sometimes because he gets emo
  • that one weird friend in the squad that nobody has any idea what he’s saying but he’s still very lovable
  • always inventing weird shit and bringing it to school but they’re all pretty fun to play with… except that one time saeyoung made something that spit fire and zen has never hit a note so high screaming
  • has this weird stealth ability to show up everywhere without anyone noticing??
  • isn’t really in any clubs and doesn’t participate in school activities but he’s super smart and people try to recruit him for classes a lot even though he sas no like 999% of the time
  • disappears when they hang out sometimes, weirdly enough and nobody really knows where he goes?? 
  • knows most of the material in his classes even though he’s asleep a lot or always talking to other students during a lesson
  • probably sent to the principal’s office before for talking so god damn often in his classes but he’s always super funny and super fun to be around
  • always the one coming up with insane plans like trespassing an abandoned hospital…. saeyoung wyd


  • v is like the responsible father friend who’s pretty emotionally distant from everybody but loves everyone dearly, and also doubles as the artsy friend of the group who’s always taking pictures and candids of them
  • has an array of cameras that has pictures of all of them on it, and sometimes develops them and puts them in a scrapbook
  • always helps organize group hangouts
  • the friend that tries to pay for the bill whenever they go out to eat and insists on tipping 20% to the waiter even if service is god awful
  • probably one of the most affectionate people in the group and is always slinging his arm around friends or hugging them
  • always buys his friends food too whenever they say they don’t have enough money and buys food for them when they’re not paying attention
  • loves taking pictures of zen and uses zen for a lot of projects in photography class tbh
  • always wants to go to museums with the squad even though they just end up fucking around while v is actually enjoying the exhibits
  • has a completely monochrome wardrobe and the one time someone saw him wearing an outfit with color everyone was texting each other frantically
  • kicks everyone’s instagram’s asses because his is those minimalist pretty ones and takes cute couple photos with rika 
  • posts rika as his #wcw every fucking week and everyone wants to kill him for it sometimes he’s so fucking sappy and always declaring his love and shit
  • save him


  • super active in volunteer groups and is always volunteering on the weekends or enjoying dates with v
  • weirdly possessive over v and they’re always together anyways so she’s just always like that and it’s a little weird
  • then again a lot of the school tries to hit on v and it just flies over v’s head as them being super friendly to him 
  • friends with everyone weirdly enough and every guy in her class has had a crush on her at least once 
  • everyone in the squad likes poking fun at her because everyone likes her even people in their group have liked rika cough jumin cough
  • usually works with volunteer groups to replant trees or to help animals and is super preachy about saving the environment and helping the poor
  • that one friend who always lights up a room and nobody knows how they do it but they do and never run out of things to say, it’s never awkward with her and it’s fucking weird because there’s no way somebody human can do that????
  • a super people person and always helps organize parties for the class or school events, nobody was surprised when she ran for student body president and fucking won for christ’s sake
  • made a super efficient president though and made sure everybody’s voices were heard
  • lowkey falling apart on the inside but it was whatever and she was super good at hiding all of her problems


  • saeran is just really grumpy all the time and is always asleep in all his classes and overall is the coldest one of the bunch; honestly if he wasn’t saeyoung’s brother he wouldn’t have any friends
  • always super grumpy and pessimistic but sometimes can be funny if he’s in a really, really good mood
  • is like a package deal with saeyoung. if you want saeyoung you also get saeran.
  • they both have a really weird twin connection so whenever the other is sad the other knows and knows where to look for them it’s lowkey creepy
  • people sometimes mistake saeran for saeyoung so when they say hi to him in the hallways or play around with him saeran gets all heated and it’s just. not a fun time for everybody
  • super introverted and wants to be at home 99% of the time unless he’s talking to rika and rika has managed to reach past that ice cold exterior
  • probably is closest to saeyoung and rika if anything and kinda bonds with yoosung over not really liking v sometimes but they’re still friends with him
  • every girl ever who finds him hot always thinks that this is just some tsundere act he’ll shed but tbh he’s actually just a grumpy person who only has like two real friends and just tags around the squad because rika and saeyoung are there
  • eventually i mean, like mid junior year he starts really warming up to everyone and it’s really sweet he always remembers what people say they want for birthday presents and is actually really sweet and thoughtful
  • sometimes saeyoung and saeran mess around in the PC room and change all the backgrounds to something stupid

17 Things High School Taught Me That I Didn’t Learn in Class

1) Don’t change yourself for anyone. Not even the cute boy that shows just enough interest to make you want to. If you’re not enough for someone as you are then you will never be enough for them

2) You’re mom is almost always right. Trust her judgement, even if you don’t agree with it

3) Forgive people, but only once. If they hurt you twice they don’t really care about you

4) If you miss someone tell them. They probably miss you too

5) Sometimes it’s good to put on sad music and lay in bed and cry. It’s going to feel like you’re world is ending, but it isn’t and you’ll be okay eventually.

6) If you see someone do something embarrassing look away. Don’t make them feel uncomfortable about it.

7) You don’t have to justify not wanting to do something. “No” is an answer all on its own.

8) Don’t for one second think that you’re going to be the one to change a guy.

9) Dear God get out of your room and go outside. Go for a walk. Watch the clouds. Stargaze. It doesn’t matter what you do just get some fresh air into your lungs.

10) If you’re not comfortable doing something then don’t do it

11) When there’s something you really want, fight for it, and don’t give up no matter how hopeless it seems.

12) Keep your room, locker, bathroom, and car clean and uncluttered, an uncluttered life leads to an uncluttered mind.

13) Take tons of pictures but don’t forget to actually live in the moment too

14) There is no amount of guilt that can change the past. Move on and learn from your mistakes

15) If someone compliments you say “Thank you”. Don’t deflect.

16) You can wear leggings as pants. You can wear crop tops. You can wear whatever makes you feel beautiful and stop caring what others think.

17) If someone hurts you don’t give them the satisfaction of knowing it. Paint your nails, wing your eyeliner and put on your favorite pair of jeans. You own this.

I received an anon ask for a Stonathan first kiss fic. This is my first go at this ship, so I welcome your feedback! Enjoy!

“Why don’t you study with Jonathan? He knows this stuff even better than I do.” Nancy made the remark casually, as if the idea of her boyfriend and Byers hanging out together was the most natural thing in the world. With a history test coming up in less than a week, Steve just assumed that Nancy would insist on spending Saturday night preparing, so he was surprised when she announced a plan to head out of town for a campus tour.

“Studying” had begun as a euphemism for getting into Nancy’s pants, but in time their evening prep sessions were actually improving Steve’s grades. As anxious as the thought of being alone with Byers made him, Steve was at a loss to think of a better substitute study partner. His other friends weren’t a particularly scholastic bunch, and Jonathan was a dedicated student; he even had his college applications in ahead of the deadline.

After joining forces against the Demogorgon, Steve began to spend time socially with Jonathan, but Nancy was always with them, keeping any residual awkwardness between the two boys at bay. The trajectory of Steve’s relationship with Jonathan was so bizarre that it was challenging to classify as a friendship, but also impossible to define as anything else. Where do you really stand with someone who takes creepy pictures of your girlfriend then saves you from being murdered by an inter-dimensional monster?

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Side to Side: Tom Holland x Black Reader

Requested: Could you write one with reader and Tom going to the gym with reader’s best friend and Harrison? (reader’s bff and Harrison are dating) Reader and her best friend decide to tease their boyfriends by going on the exercise bikes and singing Side To Side (reader singing Ariana Grande, her bff singing Nicki Minaj) and the guys are turned on (by their own girlfriends of course)

*Smut (but not really😂)

You and your best friend were supposed to meet up with Tom and Harrison for a ‘double date work out session’, which was Tom’s suggestion. 

“Where are they?” She asked. “They said they would be here.”

You just shrugged, you grabbed her hand and you two walked around the empty gym. “It’s 6 in the morning and they wanted us to work out so bad, they should’ve been here first.” You pouted. The gym was a bit small so it didn’t take you two long to look around. “Nowhere to be found.” She said. 

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anonymous asked:

one night Andrew run out of whipped cream so he wakes Neil up to go to the store to buy more (they 'accidentally' wear each other's jacket with their last names on the back) and a fan sees them and takes a picture and puts it on Twitter

I had fun writing this

In which Andrew and Neil are outed because of whipped cream and horniness

  • so I’m not gonna elaborate on exactly what they need whipped cream for It’s definitely going on someone’s dick… probably Neil’s
  • all that matters is that there is somehow none in their room. Nicky, Kevin and Aaron went to Eden’s Twilight but Andreil are having a night in (read as: tons of uninterrupted sex)
  • Andrew and Neil are not patient people so they need to go out and buy whipped cream right fucking now
  • they get dressed in a hurry and drive to the store at about about midnight
  • For a couple of weeks now Neil and Andrew have been wearing each other’s team jackets. But only to practice so no one outside the foxes has seen them. Tonight however they are in a rush and the jackets are the first items of clothing they see
  • at the store Neil and Andrew have put nine cans of whipped cream in the trolley (yes nine) along with several tubs of ice cream, chocolate and other assorted candy
  • they pay and go back home presumably to continue whipped cream related sexy times
  • it is not until the next morning, when Neil checks twitter, that they realise a shitstorm has begun
  • a series of pictures of the two of them last night at the store in each other’s jackets has been posted and the Exy Fandom™ has collectively shit its pants
  • sidebar: I am a big fan of the Minyard/Josten rivalry headcanon in which because they act like they hate each other everyone assumes that they do indeed hate each other
  • in one of the photos Andrew clearly has an arm around Neil’s waist as they walk through the store
  • there are two groups of people in the Andreil tag 1) people who absolutely refuse to comprehend what they are seeing and/or are generally being homophobic dickbags and 2) the shippers, they’ve either shipped it forever or have just started last night but either way there are a fuckton of them who’ve just seen the most beautiful thing ever in their lives
  • it’s a game day and the stadium is packed and when the foxes walk out onto the court the crowd goes absolutely mental because Neil and Andrew have switched jackets
  • the foxes win because why tf not and afterwards Neil and Andrew take the interviews because Neil is a fucking instigator and all he does is put his hands on his boyfriends shoulders “yes or no?”“yes"and kisses him
  • questions and comments are being practically screamed at them but they don’t say a word. They just go back to the locker rooms to change
  • Wymack is like “I don’t get payed enough for this.” Kevin is like “Why are they such a fucking PR nightmare?” And Matt actually just slaps a had over Nicky’s mouth because he can’t be trusted to keep himself from saying something that will get him hit
Hope you like it (^ー^)ノ
all that glitters

((hey hey everybody! what a surprise, im a weak fool, so here’s more reverse au nobody asked for,,, ♥ reverse au created by @narootos​​!!))

summary: Victor keeps looking at his coach’s lips. He puts a hand to his chest in utter frustration. Yuuri is just so, so unfairly handsome, and this fact is slowly killing him.

Yuuri turns to him, pushing up his glasses and quirking an eyebrow at his Russian student. “What’s wrong?”

I love you desperately, he thinks.

Aloud, Victor says, “Oh, nothing.”
word count: ~1.8k
rating: teen
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Blind Hearts (3/7)

After returning from a tough mission, Aelin would like nothing more than a nice evening with the mysterious stranger she’d met online and had slowly been falling for over the last several months. That is until he suddenly stands right before her and she realizes that he isn’t as unfamiliar as she’d expected.

Chapter 3 of 7 (AO3) // Start at the beginning.

Rowan had fucked up. He’d known as soon as he’d seen the look of pure terror on Galanthynius’… on Aelin’s face when she’d looked at him. As soon as she had comprehended that he was her date for the evening. After that, all he could do was to try and somehow salvage what felt like a catastrophe in the making. It shouldn’t surprise him that he’d ended up making everything worse.

Never in a million years he would have expected the funny, charming, wicked woman he’d been texting with for the last several months to be the same woman he’d clashed with on an almost daily basis in real life for much longer. The same woman Lorcan loved to call “fire-breathing bitch-queen” which he not-so-secretly had always agreed with. Never in a million years he would have expected the night to end in her tears when she found out he was the one she’d nicknamed Buzzard. Never in a million years would he have expected it to hit him as hard as it did.

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Effy Stonem Back to School Guide

This is mainly based on Effy in school in season 3 and season 4. All pictures are not mine, however all of the edits are so if you use any please give credit! Hope you enjoy, if you have anymore questions my ask is always open :)


Here is a list of all outfits Effy wore to school that I recreated. But, Effy basically wears the same type of clothes no matter where she goes. So if you want more inspiration you can find more outfits on my outfit recreation page which can be found here.

Also here are three outfits for school that I created inspired by Effy’s style: 

What would Effy wear to gym class?
This is probably the time where she would wear leggings. Go for black leggings, a graphic muscle tee or tshirt, and converse. 

How can I wear Effy type clothes if I have a strict dress code?
Modify the outfits to your dress code! You can replace fishnets and sheer tights with darker matte tights, leggings, leather/disco pants, or jeans. Look for longer dresses and skirts. You can also cover your shoulders with a flannel, leather jacket, denim jacket, and cardigan.

How can I make my school uniform more Effy?
Focus on jewelry and shoes! For shoes stick with combat boots and converse. Wear lots of jewelry such as gold and silver long necklaces and black plastic bracelets, chunky bracelets, and studded bracelets. Occasionally Effy wears hats like a gray knit beanie and black fedora, so you can also wear those!

School Supplies

We only see Effy wear two types of bags; a black and white tote and a leather purse. Now in the world of Skins, that size of a bag might work, but I prefer larger backpacks that will fit all of my supplies. Here are some Effy inspired backpacks! Also here you will find Effy school bag essentials.

 Effy strikes me as someone who doesn’t bring a lot of supplies. Just very light weight items that are necessary for school. Most of her supplies have black and white geo print on them. Here are some more inspired items.

In the show we only get these short looks at Effy’s locker. The only stuff she has in there are a few pictures and her books. Out of experience this is the best way to go. The more stuff you have in there (like a locker shelf, mirror, magnets, containers, etc) the harder it will be to clear out at the end of the year. So like Effy keep it simple!


Season 3:
Effy’s makeup in season three was more intense (although not as intense as her party looks) and more put together. Usually she would use a black pencil liner to line the top and bottom of her eye, put on a good amount of mascara, and top that of with a little gray eyeshadow. For the days she’s feeling more girly (picture on right) add some lip gloss and some blush. 

Season 4:
In season 4 Effy became more vulnerable and it shows in her makeup. Her dark makeup that she used as a shield became lighter. For me, I think this a better everyday makeup look since its easier and doesn’t take as much time. She still uses a black pencil liner but only a little on her top lid and on top of that the only thing she wears is mascara. 


These are the main hairstyles we see Effy wear at school. On the left she keeps her hair down and naturally wavy but she takes the front hair pieces and pins it back in a slight poof. In the middle she keeps her hair down with it parted to the side and straightened. Occasionally she’ll wear this style with a headband. On the right Effy’s wearing her hair down and parted to the side, it is also in its natural curl, but for those with straight hair like me it’s probably a good idea to invest in a good curling wand or braid your hair the night before.

Gym hairstyles
Although we never see Effy in gym, I would assume she would wear her hair like this. The middle picture shows her hair in two messy fishtail braids, if you don’t know how to do this style, there are a ton of great tutorials you can find on youtube. The other two pictures show Effy with a ponytail. It’s almost the same style as the left picture above, but this time instead of her hair down it’s up. Also she keeps a few strands of hair out. 


Would Effy join school clubs or sports?
Effy isn’t the type to really join anything. But please don’t let that stop you from trying new things and doing what you like. Colleges/universities love to see students participating in extra curricular activities. So please please please don’t not join clubs or sports just because Effy wouldn’t. 

How can I act like Effy at school?
Walk the halls with confidence. Observe and know what’s going on. And don’t give away too much about yourself. Ultimately when you’re a teenager it’s the time to figure out who you are. So getting inspiration from someone like Effy isn’t always a bad thing, just don’t try to be an exact copy of her and don’t adopt her bad traits.Take her confidence and brains!

Would Effy get good grades? Would she raise her hand? 
Effy is smart. We know that because she was in a private school that would expell her if she didn’t meet grade expectations. The reason she didn’t get good grades in season 4 was because she was really struggling with her mental illness. Short answer, yes she would if she is mentally well. Effy is quiet and observant she’s not really the type to raise her hand unless she needed to leave the room. But hey, if you know the answer to a question and you’re not afraid to raise your hand go for it! 

What would Effy eat for lunch?
I think she would eat something really simple. In Naomi’s episode in season 3 we see Effy eating some sort of a sandwich. Besides a sandwich she would probably also have a bag of chips and for some reason I’m thinking an apple haha. Go for what you like to eat just keep it simple!

What books would Effy read for school?
We see Effy reading “Georges Braque: A life” by Alex Danchev and “The Demon Headmaster” by Gillian Cross (but that’s a children’s book). In school the skins kids were reading “Hamlet” by Shakespeare. Also Effy in season 2 read greek myths to Tony, you might be able to get away with reading that. 

Again if you need help with anything specific or feel as if there is a topic I didn’t cover feel free to leave me a message. Soon I will have more back to school advice from my personal experience on my own blog so keep an eye out for that :)x

where did your spine go

Title from the song Dead Bird by McCafferty

Rating: T
Warnings: some swearing, bullying
Word Count: 6800
Pairing: markson

Jackson had accepted his fate as Tommy’s punching bag as soon as the bullying began. What he never expected was for someone, especially a someone like Mark, to step in. 

that summary is disgusting, im sorry, heres the bully au: where jackson is bullied and mark is watching out for him

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Take A Dirty Picture (For Me)

Title: Take A Dirty Picture (For Me)
Author: Nary
Rating: Explicit
Genre: Smut
Universe: High School
Prompt By: Anon
Inspired By: [x]

Prompt: Prompt for high schoolers Eren and Armin are so enamored about each other, they send dirty pictures of themselves and sext every day. Doesn’t matter where they are. Dirty messages/pictures are sent. Masturbating ensues in private.

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