all these dresses

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POTO doodles…i love drawing Thrawn as phantom….there’s something so elegant about him. 

Two Weeks - Tommy Shelby

Originally posted by meandmyseries

Request: Could you do the movie “Two Week Notice” in the Peaky Blinders universe?? where Tommy relays too much on his assistant which drives her crazy, then she quits and they search for a replacement. - @samascara 

Two Weeks - Tommy Shelby

It was five o’clock in the morning. Or at least it had been when banging on your door had woken you and possibly all your neighbours. You had dressed quickly, opened the door, and found one of Tommy Shelby’s men standing in the hallway.  

“Ma’am,” he tipped his cap to you, “Mr. Shelby says it’s urgent.”  

“Does he?” You were certain the sarcasm was evident in your voice. Even so you followed the Blinder out to a car that was waiting for you.  

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You ever really think about how terrible Star Wars characters must smell? Unless they’re Padme Amidala, most of them are running around for days on end in the exact same set of clothes. Take Leia, for example. She gets captured, gets tortured, jumps down the garbage chute, and runs around the Death Star, all in her signature white dress. By the time she got to Yavin, she must have smelled like an appealing mix of terror sweat and sewage. And don’t even get me started on Rey and little Ani who probably never even saw a shower let alone used one. You really think scrubbing down with sand and whatever the heck a ‘sonic’ is are going to make a dent in years of accumulated B.O.? During Anakin’s introduction, the Jedi Council acts like they’re smelling something terrible because they are.

anonymous asked:

Tell it to the Marines: Wardrobe malfunctions. Or even the necessary evil that is shopping for clothes, alternative could be that they have to learn how to make their own clothes (during the time at Dawn Island) since they grow in spurts, and their clothes would need the upgrade to compensate for it. How would the ASLR deal with that? And which one of them turns out to be a hidden gem at making new clothes?

This is bullshit, Ace thinks. 

He’s sat on the floor of Ace Country, needle in one hand and the hem of his shirt in the other. It’s getting a bit short, so instead of going looking for new stuff, he’s undoing the hem, lengthening it. 

Because Sabo (no matter how he tries to hide it) is very much still all about dressing correctly. There’s nothing wrong with that, other than the fact Ace can’t lump his sewing off on the blond, because Sabo knows shit about thread and needle. 

And Riskua- 

He’s not dared to approach Riskua about clothing ever since that fucking disaster with that cupboard in her room. If he brings up the topic he’s just a bit terrified it’ll all come tumbling out his mouth and he’ll crash and burn when she finds out he’s seen her underwear. So of course he’s here working through his own clothes, because he’s got fuck all other options. 

Like hell he’d leave it to Luffy; it’d come back in pieces, maybe even covered in saliva from where he’d mop at his face post meal. 

Nah, he can’t really trust any of them to do it, which is why Ace’s sewing his own clothes. Even if it is a shit job, it still needs to be done. 

Practice, for when he becomes a pirate. 

Plague is good for sensual things tbh. After battle care with your partner making sure to kiss all their wounds after you dress them. The flight that probably invented the term wrestle fucks, side effect of kissing a plague dragon is getting blood on you but specifically on your face making you smell like copper.

what if we dressed according to the temperature?

like, if it’s gonna be 50 something degrees we all dress like we’re gonna go to the diner then bowl with poodle skirts and slicked back gel hair and leather jackets and stuff and sing doo-wop music and fangirl over elvis?

or if it’s gonna be 80 something we wear MTV shirts and bleached jeans and too much hair spray and listen to Devo and Duran Duran?

I really need this in my life

(bonus points if you wear something more specific, like down to the degree/year)

TalesFromThePizzaGuy: The other drivers fucked up so now we all have to wear black dress clothes and a tie

I work for a private Italian restaurant and everyone inside has to wear all black with a tie, but the drivers were required to wear a button up/polo shirt and with jeans or whatever, and we could wear hats and jackets. Now, because a few of the other guys have been showing up in t-shirts and the managers never did anything about this, the owner came by and decided that the drivers have to dress the same as the people working inside.

I am pretty annoyed by this as the job requires tons of movement and lifting and climbing on top of the fridge to get boxes etc… I also sometimes help bag the food, but I am not standing there cooking in dress clothes by an over while the chefs are in bob marley tshirts, fuck that make me a front person or a delivery driver and I’ll dress accordingly

I am thinking of getting the owner’s phone number or email and anonymously explaining that poor management and specific employees are the problem, as their incompetence has left us all in a shitty position. Oh, we also used to have driver shirts provided by the owner and now I have to go and buy a new wardrobe and I honestly don’t have the money so I’m wearing these pants and shirt all week.

Any advice or tips or other stories can help me chill out and I’m just curious if anyone has dealt with something like this. I like this job a lot but the managment is so terrible.

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anonymous asked:

Can you explain to me why people are annoyed at Emma for making the dress?

Okay, Emma is not a designer. It’s very obvious she isn’t. So she gave herself a job which she can’t handle. First problem there.

Secondly, Emma is all about feminism right? Okay so why did she take away the job of costume designing away from another woman? Like she wanted to play feminist by making this ugly dress but she also kinda screwed over the costume designer.  Jacqueline Durran could not work again because of that ugly ass dress. All because Emma wanted to try and be progressive.

And lastly, the dress it just ugly. When you compare it to all the other really lovely costumes in the movie, Emma’s gown just looks fake, ugly and dull.

So hopefully this answered your question anon.

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VERSE EVENT OUTFIT: HOMECOMING

i put in a ridiculous amount of thought to this but okay we’re all gonna pretend the dress ends like an inch or two above the knee and that the shoes are a little more matchy and i shit you not she’ll probably say 800 times “i couldn’t find the right shoes” but also comfort is key, okay? okay.

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haha let’s dress link up as a GIRL for laughs. this’ll be great. the gamers will love this one

this isnt really adding to the sexism of the game in any way but il just say yeah that part really pissed me off. it especially pissed me off cause they were so close to playing it perfectly, like they just gave link the girl clothes and then the person giving him the clothes says he makes a cute girl and link blushes, and it also makes sense given the gerudo are an all female group and always have been so it didnt feel shoehorned in, it also plays on the fact that link historically HAS always intentionally looked very androgynous for the sake of girls playing the game as well

like all those factors let him dressing up as a girl actually WORK and like, make sense contextually and also not be him dressed as a girl as a joke

and then as soon as you get the clothes the person giving you the clothes has their face mask thing blown off by the wind and it shows their beard and thats Supposed To Be Funny HaHa, They Dressed As Girl And Have Beard

transflatwoodsmonster  asked:

so do u believe in gender?

Gender is a social construct used to oppress women.

Social constructs are like big games of pretend that all of society plays together

Social constructs only exist as long as they are perpetuated.

For example, money is a social construct. Japanese yen has no value in the USA because the people in the USA don’t have a sense of the socially constructed value of yen. They have no idea what yen is worth.

In this way, gender only exists because we pretend it does. Men can pretend to be women because our society is convinced that anyone who wears makeup and a dress and acts according to feminine stereotypes (which were also made up by men) must be a woman.

Gender abolition means ending the idea of gender.

That means men can wear all the dresses they want and it is totally fine and socially acceptable, it just doesn’t make them women.

The goal of feminism is a society where nobody associates dresses with women, the only thing associated with women would be our bodies, and the only thing associated with men would be men’s bodies

Because everything else would be for anyone.

Like how water isn’t gendered it’s for everyone? Dresses and makeup, the same way, imagine that?

Not defining womanhood by stereotypes?

Acknowledging the lived material reality of existing in a female body, and women being allowed our own public culture revolving around our bodies??

Respect for the female body??

Like dude, i am a writer, I am a smoker, I am a stoner, but those things aren’t aspects of my womanhood.

I am more than my body, but my body is the only womanly thing about me.

Womanhood is just the name for the group of experiences that have to do with female bodies, it is straight up offensive to include anything else as an experience of womanhood, because then you are making up stereotypes about women.

Our bodies are not stereotypes, our bodies are aspects of our lived material reality, the experiences which result from our bodies and are unique to our bodies deserve to be named, respected, and bonded over.

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Older Klance? older MARRIED klance (they are like 30ish and still in space)

Mashing up my favorite things: Lance being Allura’s diplomatic ambassador (@worlds-shortest-astronaut) , and in a nice committed relationship between them.

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Day and Night

“when in distress, draw a dude in a dress” is what i always say

and man a lot of you have been mentioning me on this post and the first time i saw it i fell in love but before drawing yuuri in that dress i had to find something for viktor and lo and behold i found this on my dash