all the things they say and

anonymous asked:

HC: What if Keith actually has really cold hands and Lance super hot hands? I just find it so cute when the obvious is switched :33 (Que Pining Keith madly wanting to hold Lance's hands)

yes !!!! i love this !!

i mean there’s the whole keith runs hot thing but lance is so active and he moves a lot so he would naturally be warmer

and like why do you think keith wears gloves all the time ?? it’s bc he’s usually colder than most people

he doesn’t really realize it but when other people grab his hands they’re like “keith why tf are you so cold ???”

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Timothy Olyphant and Drew Barrymore attend the ‘Santa Clarita Diet’ special screening at CineStar in Berlin, Germany [January 20, 2017]

i think the epitome of why i can’t stand my older sister and her husband is the fact that my parents want to buy my niece candy for valentines day, but they know they can’t because if they do her parents will eat it without her getting a single piece 

Notting Harbour: Part 2 - The Course of True Love

A/N: endless love to my favourite person, @nymphadoraholtzmann, who provided the idea, the plot, the cheerleading, the beta-ing, and just being the best. also tagging (cause I tagged yall in part 1 and I’m sure you don’t want to miss this) @flintwoodandco @mxrcusflint @provocative-envy @dramione84. I hope you all like part two!!!

Summary: Theo Nott purchased a bookstore on the seaside, after the war. It was supposed to be a source of solace, of quiet contemplation, far away from the hectic world of Wizarding London. Far away from prying eyes, from nosy reporters, and the prejudiced gazes of his peers.

All of that was true, until Hermione Granger walked into his shop, looking for obscure books on agriculture, dragging a trail of reporters in her wake, and stealing his heart - utterly and completely.

or: more or less the plot of Notting Hill, honestly.

(part 1 on ao3) (part 2 on ao3) (my other writing) (enter my fic giveaway!)


WAR HEROINE SPOTTED WITH MINISTRY OFFICIAL - LOOKING TO MOVE UP THE POLITICAL LADDER?

It was two months before he saw her again. Two months of awkward dates that Pansy tried to set him up on. Two months of wondering if he should write her. Two months of trying his best to forget.

And then all of a sudden, one Friday night, there was a knock on his front door.

Marcus wasn’t home that night, for once he’d actually gone to the boyfriend’s house instead keeping them all awake there. Theo wasn’t entirely sure who it could be outside but he pulled the door open anyways.

Hermione Granger was standing on his front step, in a thick hooded jumper and baggy grey joggers – far too warm for a rather balmy June evening. Her hair was in a messy bun on the top of her head, coils springing free in all directions. There were still tear stains streaked down her cheeks and she hiccupped softly as Theo looked her over.

“Hermione?” He asked, more shocked than anything that after two months with no contact she would show up on his front step, shaking with tears and nearly sagging where she stood.

“I’m sorry,” she sniffled, lifting a hand up to scrub at her cheeks with the heel of her palm. “I… I didn’t know where else to go. I’m probably imposing, I can…”

Theo shook his head and reached out, tugging her into the flat. “Come in, please.” He urged, and shut the door behind her. It took him a minute but finally he got her seated on the couch, holding a cup of tea, with a blanket wrapped around her shoulders. “Okay,” he said, sitting down on the couch next to her. “Tell me what happened?”

Hermione hiccupped again and took a drink of tea, sighing softly and finally leaning back against the couch. She shook her head softly but finally took a breath so she could speak. “You didn’t see The Prophet this morning?”

Once again, Theo shook his head. “No. It’s all rubbish.” He mumbled, and Hermione managed a tiny smile.

(keep reading on ao3!)

Don’t fret or worry. Instead of worrying, pray. Let petitions and praises shape your worries into prayers, letting God know your concerns. Before you know it, a sense of God’s wholeness, everything coming together for good, will come and settle you down. It’s wonderful what happens when Christ displaces worry at the center of your life.

Summing it all up, friends, I’d say you’ll do best by filling your minds and meditating on things true, noble, reputable, authentic, compelling, gracious—the best, not the worst; the beautiful, not the ugly; things to praise, not things to curse. Put into practice what you learned from me, what you heard and saw and realized. Do that, and God, who makes everything work together, will work you into his most excellent harmonies.

—  Philippians‬ ‭4:6-9‬ ‭MSG‬‬
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Here’s the gang. 

A silent trans
A alcoholic and drug addict
A gay cinnamon roll
And a emotionally unstable positive dudette.

They are each based off a part of my personality so… I think I might have problems.

I gave tonight’s ear drops via sneak attack while PK was dozing. While she still didn’t enjoy them, she did seem slightly less distressed about them than when I made a whole Production of them. She actually purred during some of the ear squishes! These squishes were dedicated to @roachpatrol because she’s my newest mutual and I wanted to add slightly more positive energy to the universe surrounding her name. 

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It’ll all work out in the end, I won’t leave your side

So how about an Otayuri mafia AU where Yurio is the rebellious troublemaker grandson of the mob boss and Otabek is hired to protect him (from himself, and others). Because I can’t stop thinking about it :’)

  • Ravenclaw: *stares blankly at chalkboard*
  • Slytherin: Are you okay?
  • Ravenclaw: *turns to stare blankly at Slytherin*
  • Slytherin: Ravenclaw?
  • Ravenclaw: Do you think dogs know about thumbs?
  • Slytherin: What?
  • Ravenclaw: Or do they think all humans are magic because of thumbs?
  • Slytherin: This is why everyone said I shouldn't be your friend.
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Funny how that works, huh?

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Jongin for Esquire Korea 2017 Feb issue

i can’t believe supergirl just had a 5 minute long scene of alex talking about her sexuality with kara and how she had childhood crushes and didn’t realize it and how she doesn’t know if she’s gay and she stays up all night thinking about it and they just….. went into everything…. i’m so shook

can you believe there are people who think blood sweat & tears is a song about a girl when the only mention of anyone else at all in the song/video were

  • namjoon’s narration, which uses specifically male pronouns
  • “he too was a tempter”
  • gender neutral song 
  • jin kissing a male/androgynous statue 
  • which was strongly implied to be a stand-in for taehyung, aka a man
  • that moment of softcore porn on the mama stage
  • seriously
  • how are you all this determinedly heterosexual