all the spaghetti

Sasha suffering because all his advisors and companions have terrible handwriting except for Josephine but he STILL can’t read her handwriting because it’s so curly and decorated it all looks like fucking spaghetti 

Sasha suffering eVEN MORE because he was left handed and Solas took his writing arm and now everyone is complaining about HIS handwriting being hard to read

Sasha fucking giving up and throwing reports turned into paper planes from the balcony until one lands near Cassandra and he gets yelled at 

[EDIT] Bonus: Sasha gets Cullen a mabari, the mabari gets sick because both Sasha AND Cullen keep feeding her the reports they don’t want to read.

One of my favourite Judy Garland stories is when she first hosted a Rat Pack gathering at her home and she promised them all dinner and she literally just made tonnes and tonnes of spaghetti and so Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr were literally sitting on her living room floor eating all of this spaghetti

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(Insp.) I’m sorry but awkward!Arthur just pushes all my buttons plus it’s funnier if you think Uther already knows and loves Arthur anyway and then has to listen to Arthur compare himself to linguini or something

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“Cool Dude” Spell

A spell for self-love and confidence with a little help from your favorite skeleton. Unless your favorite skeleton is Sans, in which case you’ll be assisted by your second-favorite skeleton.

You will need:

-your favorite cologne or perfume

-a funny t-shirt

-spaghetti ingredients

Dab scent behind your ears, put on the t-shirt, and look at yourself in the mirror. Say “You can see your reflection in a puddle, but… don’t let a body of water determine your self worth!”

Make some spaghetti. Infuse it with happy feelings, kindness and fortitude. Use whatever recipe you want. As long as your house doesn’t burn down and your dinner is edible, you’re meeting all my standards.

when u bf come home and eat hte spageti

this is Muffin Man and he’s 8 years old and 20 pounds even though he’s been on diet food for like 3 years :) He’s my sweet little baby and i love him with all of my heart!!!! :))) He’s chubby and friendly and nibbles/bites my fingers when he’s hungry (which is always) and also he sits like this sometimes like he’s about to clean himself up but he can’t reach and then just stops everything for a moment to look disappointed before licking his foot like that’s what he’d been planning to do all along :))))

(submitted by eerie-spaghetti)

The Signs as Famous Vines
  • Aries: A potato flew around my room...
  • Taurus: "Look at all these chickens"
  • Gemini: That one chihuahua with the flag of Mexico on it's back
  • Cancer: Wii music gets me crunk
  • Leo: When you trip and your spaghetti falls out of your pocket
  • Virgo: Mexican GPS (Starbucks)
  • Libra: deeznuts
  • Scorpio: "Chip didn't invite Jerome to the tea party"
  • Sagittarius: "oh my god goals" "Are you watching soccer"
  • Capricorn: THE LIL BIRD
  • Aquarius: When the substitute is hot
  • Pisces: Fresh Prince Little Einsteins