all the slow claps

If The Marauders were Still Alive (headcannons)

(In response to an ask)

-If they were still alive…

•When Harry got his Hogwarts letter James immediately ripped it open without even showing it to Harry because he was just so excited for his son. Without even acknowledging Harry’s presence or Lily’s laughter, he just sits cris-crossed on the floor making little comments about Harry’s school supply list.

“What? You don’t have to read {insert book title}. It was the best! Don’t worry Harry, you can borrow my old copy, though it may have some old doodles in it from Sirius-”

•When Harry is really young he thinks that they have a dog because whenever Sirius is over he turns into his Animagus form and he’s over at the Potters’ so much that it’s kinda hard not to think that.

And James, Lily, Remus and Peter go along with it and one dayJames brings home a bright pink glittery dog collar and asks little Harry to put it on ‘Snuffles’. Harry does it and even though Sirius hates it, he keeps it on because he loves Harry so much (Remus like it too, but for *coughs* other reasons).

•When Harry turns eleven and has to go to Diagon Alley, It’s not just James and Lily that take him shopping, it’s the whole damn Marauders squad. They’re just casually walking through the streets and suddenly someone starts clapping for them, and then more people join in and it turns into just the whole street clapping for the Marauders because most of them remember hearing tales about what the group did, and many parents were friends of theirs.

Needlessly to say James and Sirius take a dramatic bow while Remus and Lily are looking at each other like

“These are the people we chose to marry”

And Peter is just laughing along and buying Harry a chocolate frog off of a street witch while Harry asks him why all those people are clapping for them. Peter just chuckles and goes “We had a bit of a reputation at school”

•When Harry goes into Madam Malkin’s and sees Draco, James immediately steps in front of his son as if to protect him.

“What’s wrong, Dad?”

“There’s a Malfoy there… can’t mistake him. I remember his father-”

But then Lily comes over and whispers in his ear

“Remember Sirius’s parents? They were awful people but look how Sirius turned out?” They look out the shop window to see Sirius with his arm around Remus’s shoulders sitting on a bench in conversation with Peter.

“You’re right”

And James himself introduces Harry to Draco, and the two immediately hit it off.

•Just before Harry is about to leave for Hogwarts, the Marauders get together (without Lily, because she’d definitely disapprove) and tell Harry all the stories they can. Harry just sits there in wonder like

‘How will I ever live up to that’

But at the end of the night, James goes and gets a box out of his room and puts it in Harry’s hands.

“This is yours now. Use it well.”

Harry opens the box and it’s the invisibility cloak. Remus then takes the Marauder’s Map out and shows Harry how to use it, then hands it over (“use it responsibly”)

•When Harry comes home for winter break he talks about how great Gryffindor is and his best friends Ron and Hermione, but also about Draco from Slytherin and how he has “the prettiest hair and his eyes sparkle-” and Remus and Sirius just give each other knowing looks.

And he’s about to say something else after talking about his classes but hesitates; everyone asks him about it, but he denies everything.

•He goes back to school after winter break and some time after his second Quidditch match as the youngest seeker in a century, one morning at breakfast he gets a howler.

He knows fully well what it is because he grew up in a house with the Marauders who liked to send them back and forth for fun-



But anyway, he gets one and looks at his friends and then at Draco across the hall because he’s absolutely terrified an doesn’t know what he did. Eventually (with much convincing) he opens it.


YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE SO PROUD OF YOU HOLY SHI-” and then it’s Lily’s voice.

“Harry, sweetie we’re so proud of you! You must’ve gotten some of James’s talent-” (you can hear James going crazy in the background; knocking stuff over and generally screaming like a psychopath) “where James got his, I have no idea”

And then it’s just Remus, Sirius and Peter going crazy (yes, even Moony).

When it finally ends, the great hall just sits stunned for a moment, before Dumbledore starts slow clapping and everyone joins in. All the teachers are just rolling their eyes because they definitely remember the Marauders. About 5 seconds later the Potters’ owl flies in with a new Nimbus 2000 and a note that says ‘Don’t tell your mother’

•Harry bringing Draco home in their 5th year to meet his parents over Christmas break, and when he goes home Harry has to remind his parents and uncles that “No, we aren’t dating! That’s absolutely absurd!” And everyone just looking at each other like ‘yeah, sure kid’

•Harry choosing to be a pro Quidditch player as his profession after admitting to his parents that he snuck out one night with Ron, Hermione and Draco to go try out for Puddlemore United because they had just lost their seeker and he made the team.

And James and Sirius crying with pride because their little Harry is going to be a world famous Quidditch player.

“There won’t be a person alive who doesn’t know his name” James said while ruffling his son’s hair.

•Harry in his 6th year asking Remus when he knew he was gay and coming out to Moony and Padfoot as Bi and both of them going

“Yeah, we know”

And Harry just looking so surprised and then telling them that he and Draco started dating in October and that he wanted to have him for Christmas but didn’t want to tell his dad why, and James (who was under the invisibility cloak)

“Yeah, sure he can come. But no sex after 11 pm.”

And Harry screaming like a girl from surprise and then sputtering like an idiot in response to the sex comment.

•Peter taking Harry to honeydukes before he was allowed to go with his school and Peter just completely spoiling him and buying so much that they can hardly get it home.

They sneak through the house to get to Harry’s room but meet James in the middle, who of course joins them.

They open the door to Harry’s room just to find Remus and Lily sitting on the bed with the most bored expressions on their faces. Harry looks down in shame and drops all the candy on the floor, but Lily just raises an eyebrow and goes

“Well? Aren’t you going to share?” An everyone eating their fill of candy just on Harry’s bed, and Sirius taking all the good stuff and running from the room and everyone chasing him around the house.

•When Harry turns seventeen the Marauder’s teach him to become an Animagus (and get registered). James is incredibly proud when he turns out to have a stag Animagus form as well.

Draco being terrified because he walks into Harry’s room over summer break and there’s a fucking deer casually chilling on his boyfriend’s bed like what

And Ron riding on Harry’s back to make a stupidly grand entrance picking Hermione up from her house in the middle of a muggle neighborhood

•Just the Marauders being alive please and thank you

Give me 11 year old Remus Lupin with a stammer.

Give me little boy who can barely get one sentence out without tripping over and stopping after every word.

Give me a scarred boy who is so nervous in the new school he avoids talking to everyone where possible.

Give me Remus Lupin with a really bad stammer in classes, meals and social interactions.

Then give me a Remus Lupin minding his own business in the boys dormitory, who then stubs his toe badly on the bed post.

Give me an 11 year old boy with a stammer who lets out the most eloquent, coherent and violent string of curse words one has ever heard.

No stammer, just air turned blue from all the swearing.

Then give me the most shocked slow clap ever from one Sirius Black and James Potter.

Advocates for Chaos (pt. 6)

Previous and Next

Mad and Bim meet Will, Peevils, and Mare as they all race through the halls. Mad raises an eyebrow, “The glitch?”

“Just down the hall,” Peevils says, closing her eyes against a brain-splitting headache. She starts to tip to the side, but Wilford is there to support her.

“We’ve got to hurry. She’s fading fast.” Will points to the third branch of the hallway that none of them have been down yet. “Let’s go that way.”

Since no one else has any better ideas, they follow Peevils’ suggestion. Mare opens the door to the room at the end of the hall, revealing a cluster of cubicles where other Egos are working. The bland gray and beige hues are surprising, and the Other Egos that look up from their paperwork and desktop computers are even more so. “They look… dead,” Mare says with a wrinkled nose.

“Or wilted,” Bim adds, stepping forward. When he does, one of the Egos stands abruptly.

“Bim?” It’s King of the Squirrels, but this typically childlike Ego has a very aged look in his eyes. He’s slumped forward slightly, and his eyes shift about the faces of the strange figments before him as though he’s nervous one of them might strike him. “What happened? How can you talk?”

Bim takes a step back. “What?”

There’s a scream and a crash from the main office past all the cubicles where the blinds on the windows fall to reveal Anti glitching around the tiny room. King forgotten, the group rush over to the glass door with Wilford’s name painted on it in careful letters, throwing it open to reveal the scuffle going on inside. Anti presses a knife to Other Wilford’s nose. “Yer testin’ my patience, Warfstache!”

“Anti!” Bim surges into the room much to the dismay of the Other Wilford and pushes Anti back away from him. “Where have you been? We have to find a way out of here!”

Anti looks ready to tear Bim to pieces when Mare forces his way between them. “As much as I’d love to watch you ladies duke it out, we’ve really got another pressing matter on our hands. So, why don’t we find out how to get back to our own timeline before one of us fades from existence?” His almost black eyes cut to Anti’s, and the glitch smirks.

“Fine,” he growls, knife twirling between his fingers with a flash before disappearing. “But don’t think this is over.” His voice pops with static as he turns a burning glare on Bim who gives it right back. “This one says that the Host won’t let us leave.” Anti points at Other Wilford who is still sprawled on the ground.

“It’s true,” Other Wilford says plainly. “He won’t let any of us leave. That’s why he took Bim’s voice.” Other Wilford glances over to the corner of his office where no one had noticed that Other Bim was sitting at a secretary’s desk. He signs to them, but no one but Other Wilford catches it. “He says that Host thinks we have power in numbers. If we’re together, we’re all stronger than when we’re apart. So once a new Ego shows up, he won’t let them leave, and if they try…” Other Bim puts a hand to his throat, and Other Wilford shrugs his shoulders. “Host takes something important to them.”

Peevils’ legs give out from under her, and Mare has to jump to catch her in time. “I need to lay down,” she mumbles to him, and he tries to make her as comfortable as possible.

“We have to try something,” he says, looking up at the others. “Anything is better than just watching her die.”

“What are the chances that if we recreate the explosion that got us here that it could reverse it?” Wilford turns to Mad, but the other figment can only shrug.

“It could work, or we could make it even worse,” MadPat tells him.

“I’m dying,” Peevils moans. “It can’t get much worse.”

Anti’s head glitches around. “Worth a shot. This place gives me the creeps!”

Bim’s eyes haven’t left his doppelganger since he noticed him there in the corner. “We can’t leave them like this.”

Mad rolls his eyes. “We’re not heroes, Bim. We’re the ones that mess things up. That’s how we got here in the first place, so ignore that bleeding heart of yours and help us recreate the explosion.”

Bim glances from Peevils to Other Bim and Wilford and back. “But they need help. I won’t leave a bunch of innocent Egos to be tormented by someone like that…”

Someone claps, slow and sarcastic, and all eyes turn to the doorway where the Host leans his shoulder against the frame. “Wow, that was touching, really. I’ll have to use it in a podcast sometime.” He reaches into his pocket and draws out a gun. “But as Wilford said, none of you are going anywhere.” The sick grin that crosses his lips and the unhinged look in his eyes make Bim’s heart jump into his throat. “I don’t know about where you come from, but I’m king here.”

Joker Imagine

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Imagine being in the cell across from the Joker. One day you get fed up with being treated like scum by the guards so you just snap and take them all down… A slow clap interrupts the silence as the guards lay silent at your feet. You look up to see the Joker grinning at you giving you a round of applause. “That my dear… Was incredibly sexy.” 

if you would like a one shot or series from this let me know…

Pittsburgh CLO Newsies 😍😍

I’m serious guys I almost died last night. This show was SO FUCKING GOOD! I’ve been dying to see this show since I was 12 and I finally got to and I’m just super happy 😁 Here is a veryyyyy long post of me rambling. Enjoy!
1. Before the show I was screwing around on Instagram and I found the video of Danny Quadrino (Crutchie) doing the splits and ripping his pants between the matinee and the evening show, 10/10 it’s the funniest thing ever
2. During the Santa Fe prolouge right after Crutchie’s “watch me stand, watch me run” part when he got all sad, Jack walked over to Crutchie and grabbed his face
3. Racetrack Higgins 😍
4. Specs and Romeo being adorable as usual 😘
5. Carrying the Banner was fantastic and it got a very long applause which it deserved
6. Right at the end of Carrying the Banner Davey walked out with Les and immediately grabbed Les protectively and I melted
7. Stephen’s Davey is fantastic!!
8. Will (Les) was such a bean good god
9. Right after Davey’s “that’s disgusting” line Les walked over and showed him the hand that had Jack’s spit on it with this really cute “I’m never washing this hand again” expression and Davey just gave him this horrified look and wiped the hand on Les’s shirt 😂😂
10. The guy who played Pulitzer had a very good voice
11. I loved the evening scene between Davey, Jack and Les too much! Joey and Stephen play off each other so well!
12. You could actually hear their chatter when Synder was chasing them
13. The Medda was vv talented
14. BETH 😍😍😍 she was an utter princess up there
15. “Somewhere out there someone cares!” Will always be one of my favorite lines
16. Joey’s voice during I Never Planned On Someone Like You was gorgeous
17. Danny’s delivery of the line “in the worst neighborhood” utterly killed me
18. My inner Javey shipper was dying during the scene where they form the union
19. Seriously what is it with Joey and grabbing people’s faces he did it like 3 times to Stephen in that scene
20. The pause after “unioned we stand” was great
22. I swear these kids started rehearsals like 2 weeks ago and they sounded like the OBC recording
23. “Take away our vote!” made me melt
25. Race, once again, was perfect in the first scene at Jacobi’s Deli
26. Everyone (except Les and Davey) putting their heads down when Jack said Brooklyn was so funny 😂
27. Watch What Happens was fantastic
28. Beth did flub a line but she recovered very very well
29. Crutchie’s battle yell when he showed Jack the strike banner was precious
32. I loved how Davey slowly gained more confidence as the song went on
33. “Behold the brave battalion that stands side by side, too few in number and too proud to hide. And say to the others who did not follow through, you’re still our brothers and we will fight for you” was so gorgeous. My heart was already a puddle at that point and it just melted further.
34. I loved that Jack immediately started yelling Crutchie’s name when they started fighting. Crutchie was his first thought.
35. Watching Crutchie get dragged off was depressing 😅😥😭
36. Santa Fe. Santa Fe. Santa Fe. When Joey hit that last note the audience erupted into cheers.
38. “Why do old people talk” “to prove they’re still alive” got the biggest laugh of the night
39. They gave Les the cutest little tap solo during the dance break I was so in love with it
41. They didn’t list it in the program and I was really upset cause I thought they had cut it but then I saw the bed being wheeled out and I almost screamed
42. I will never be able to get over Danny Quadrino’s voice. Ever.
43. There was a collective whimper after he said “your brother”
45. Stephen and Ben Fankhauser have very similar voices and I love it
47. Davey wiping his hand on his pants at the end of the song was so funny
48. There was a collective gasp during the daughter reveal and I loved it
49. They kept Katherine on the stage until the “You can’t have mine” line of The Bottom Line reprise and then she stormed off
51. Sky as Spot was perfection. His biceps are just 😍😍😍
52. When Davey realized he was gonna have to do the rally by himself I was not okay at all
53. There was about 15 or so seconds of total silence where Davey just stood there all nervous and shy and my heart melted all over again
55. When everyone saw Jack take the money Les went over and tapped on his shoulder. Jack wheeled around and went to punch him before he realized who it was. Les scurried back across the stage with a kicked puppy expression
56. Almost immediately after that everyone left the stage except for Jack and Davey
57. Davey just stood there shocked for a few seconds and then he made a very quiet dying animal noise and his expression was just… A mixture of shock, disappointment and a little bit of anger. Then he ran off stage.
58. Jack ran after him and once again my inner Javey shipper was dying
59. Something to Believe In was beautiful
62. During the scene in Pulitzer’s office right after Once and For All, Spot did this really adorable laugh and I melted AGAIN
63. When Crutchie came out during the last scene Jack ran over and hugged him so hard that he picked him up it was beautiful
64. The cat calls while Jack was kissing Kathrine 😍
65. The biggest cheer was for Joey during the curtain call but Danny, Stephen, Beth and Race also got quite a few as did the Delanceys (mostly Morris)
Side note-
1. When Roosevelt was speaking at the end I noticed Morris glance very tentatively at Oscar and when he saw that Oscar wasn’t looking he started clapping with the other boys and I just
2. They’ve acknowledged the existence of the “Morris is a bean and doesn’t want to fight anyone at all” part of the fandom. He’s no longer a one dimesional character.
3. The cast started dancing around after the curtain call finished and I saw Danny jumping around in the back. He then flopped down like he was going to make snow angels. He’s so cute it should be illegal.
In conclusion: I just spent over an hour making this post. This show has taken over my life.

Knight in a Tux

“You know, I kinda dig the new ‘you’.”

Castiel rolled his eyes, focusing his attention to the tall mirror in front of him. It was his brother’s idea to wear a tie to the banquet. Every other day he would’ve only been caught wearing a tee-shirt and jeans. But no, tonight was oh so special for his brother so Cas had to put on dress pants, a white button down, and a blue tie.

“Actually-“ his best friend stood up from Cas’ bed and strode over to him, “-you need to under a couple buttons and let the tie hang loose a little.”

Cas followed Dean’s instructions and did appreciate the tips. But he still couldn’t manage a smile as he looked at his reflection. His appearance wasn’t the only thing bothering him about tonight. “My mother is going to be there.”

Frowning, Dean shrugged and clapped his best friend on the shoulder. “It’ll be fine.”

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*mic drop* *slow clap* —- 1) I might actually end up trying to sketch that November spread >>;;; 2) Yuphoria backstory please please please XDDD

1) oh my god please! i would die of happiness. and let me know if you do!

2) hohoho it was in the tags to my post but, i might as well:

“You know, university in the United States wasn’t that cheap, especially when you factor in figure skating as well,” Yuuri mumbles through his fingers.

Viktor hums, pressing kisses along his husband’s clavicle. “What does that have to do with the name ‘Yuphoria’? It wasn’t a stripper name, was it?”

A pause. Yuuri vaguely wonders how his face hasn’t caught on fire yet. He peeks down, to see his husband’s eyes shining in the dim light of the hotel room.

“It was a stripper name!” exclaims Viktor, grinning from ear to ear. 

Yuuri nods, a little numbly. “Phichit coined it,” he mumbles. 

Viktor laughs. “I don’t judge, you know,” he purrs, raising himself up to force Yuuri to look at him. There’s so much warmth, so much acceptance in his eyes. “I bet you raked in so many tips! My own husband, the beautiful and sexy Yuphoria –”

Viktor,” complains Yuuri. Viktor chuckles, nuzzling against the crook of Yuuri’s neck. 

“No wonder you were so good at pole dancing at that banquet!” he adds. “You had all that practice here in Detroit!”

“Well, I started pole dancing as a fitness thing,” Yuuri mumbles. “Phichit just suggested that I use it to help defray living expenses. I mean, I had an athletic scholarship, but living costs and coaching fees kinda add up, so.” He shrugs a little. Viktor chuckles, kissing him softly. Yuuri hardens it, deepens it, until both of them are left gasping and yearning. 

Viktor moves to straddle Yuuri now, his body beautiful in the moonlight streaming through the window, and briefly Yuuri’s breathless. Viktor rolls his hips, and Yuuri almost forgets his actual name. 

“Make me feel –” and Yuuri should’ve known then and there, based on the wicked gleam in his husband’s eyes, that this was coming – “euphoric.”

Yuuri smacks him, lightly. “Not if you insist on using that word,” he chides.

“What, you’ll punish me?”

“You’re incorrigible.”

“You’re hot.” Viktor rolls his hips again. “So fuck me.”

And Yuuri obeys.

Lie To Make Me Like You


“Phil Lester.” Dan supplied. “He’s my plus one.”

Charlie raised an eyebrow, eyes darting between the two of them suggestively. “Oh? How long have you two been together?”

Dan blanched. “Sorry, we’re not…actually–”

“A little over seven years, isn’t it Dan?” his mum piped up cheerfully. “I remember the first time you stayed over at Phil’s. You still haven’t stopped talking about him.”

“Maybe the next Howell wedding will be yours,” Mae teased, flicking the end of his tie.

Dan shot a look towards Phil, panic rising. Enough awkward socializing had made them fairly fluent in speaking through eye contact and minute gestures, and as their eyes met Phil smiled lightly as if to say ‘I’m okay with it if you are.’ Dan, being the incompetent, horribly introverted idiot he was, latched onto the idea and ran with it.“Yeah,” he said, laughing in a way that he hopes comes off more as fond and less what the fuck did I just get myself into. “Maybe.”

Notes: This was written for alittledizzy as part of Fandom Trumps Hate using the following prompt:

-Someone assuming Dan and Phil are a couple who doesn’t recognize them and Dan and Phil letting them assume that and enjoying being able to act like a couple.

I had a lot of fun writing this and getting to work with you; thank you so much for bidding on my writing and I really hope you enjoy it :))

Word Count: 2302

    For the most part Dan tried to keep his personal and business lives separate. He wasn’t very close with most of his family, and enough encounters with viewers who didn’t quite grasp the concept of boundaries only served to reinforce this decision. Aside from his immediate family he rarely saw the rest of the Howell Clan, and so it was a bit of a surprise to receive an invitation to his cousin Mae and Charlie’s wedding.

    He vaguely remembered Mae–a precocious eight year old with a habit of pulling his hair, and the smiling woman on the front of the card bore a passing resemblance. To be perfectly honest he’d forgotten she existed; he didn’t think they’d spoken since they were children and he’d never heard of Charlie. His mum had wanted him to go, though, so naturally he’d forced Phil to come and suffer with him. While Phil might have had reservations about taking Dan to the Lester family gatherings, he had no such qualms about taking him to the Howells.

    His parents loved Phil, and even Adrian had a grudging respect for the man. Besides, Phil was better at tying ties, remembering general wedding etiquette, and covering Dan’s social ineptitude so there was that, too. The wedding ceremony had been quite long, but the food had more than made up for it. Dan had finished dinner feeling so full he felt a little like throwing up, but based on the heaping pile of food on Phil’s plate it didn’t look like the feeling was mutual.

   “It looks like you took half the dessert table,” he noted, taking a bite of the cake–some sort of lemon with vanilla frosting.

   Phil made a satisfied noise, popping another biscuit in his mouth. “It’s not my fault, I’m a growing boy.”

   “You’re pushing thirty.”

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When i see this:

and this

and of course this…..aww Kaya!!

How i feel:

Slow motion Clap for All the Caucasian Women who got to do and will do crossover photo shoots with Drop- Dead- Gorgeous Korean Men in Entertainment

You don’t know how lucky you are….

(Anyone who finds more pictures like this….feel free to add in and enrich this post)

To all fellow South Asian Korean Entertainment Enthusiasts

 isn’t it time that Brown chicks come in and get a taste too ???

Lets add all up!!!! Hahah!!!

anonymous asked:

Something a bit nicer, Companions react to the Survivor having fixed up and fully repaired a pre-war car.

So I meant to do this one after you sent and I posted the Hancock and Dogmeat gore one but I mean here it is now. Late not late.
And yes I changed the car from truck to bus because why not, it works y'know?

Danse & Preston:
“Just think what this could do for the Commonwealth!” Preston is ecstatic when Sole reveals the near perfect car. Preston would want to know how Sole did it, and maybe pick a fixer-upper himself to use for Minutemen purposes.
And although Danse would hate to admit it as he usually has this ‘no time to squander’ attitude, he loves to renew old rust-buckets for his leisure with Sole.

He thinks in a way it’s ‘cheating’ at walking, despite the hard work Sole puts into the restoration. Reluctantly, he sits in the back of the truck sullenly.
The only thing that changed his opinion about the truck was how Sole accidentally ran over a radstag.
Strong would feel on top of the world as they ‘accidentally’ ran over more wildlife..

He’s impressed with Sole’s innovation, yes, but hopes that it won’t go to their head as in they could potentially kill themselves by crashing into a tree or building. That being said, he wouldn’t go as far to ride with Sole whatsoever.
So, all they get is a slow clap from X6.
“Congrats, Sir/Ma'am, you’ve created yet another death trap.”

Immediately asks if Sole could fix up another one, just for the sake of having a drag race on those nice empty streets and highways..
“But what about the potholes, or like, abandoned cars in the way?” Sole chuckled.

“C'mon, it would be hella cool though.”

Piper, Curie & MacCready:
Timid at first, as they think about the repercussions like the car could explode in a freak accident, or the brakes cut at the worse time.. But Sole explains everything and offers to take it slow at first in a large field or parking lot if they chose to take a ride.
When they finally see it’s not to bad, they’d ask if they could be taught how to drive too.

She doesn’t know much about how they work, or feel in-motion obviously so of course she’s skeptical about how much trust Sole is putting into that tin can. It would take a while of seeing them NOT dead for Cait to be comfortable taking a ride.

“I gotta hand it to ya, kid.. This couldn’t have been easy.” He spoke, his eyes full of awe as he examined the beautifully painted car in all it’s flawlessness. ‘I mean.. it even isn’t dented or scratched!’ Nick thought to himself. He’s a bit eager to take a ride and see how she purrs with Sole.

He’d want to cruise around the Commonwealth ESPECIALLY near Diamond City to show off to that lard head McDonough and his sad excuse for a community..
Besides that, Hancock would love to spruce things up a bit by collecting a lot of prewar car accessories and maybe find some big-ass speakers?
He’d end up trying to install a lot of ‘recreational upgrades’, like maybe a wine cooler or chem dispenser, basically turning whatever they made into a party bus.
But Hancock’s incredibly impressed at the vault dweller, no less. In fact, what Sole made inspired him to plan out these little additions with both of them in mind 'cause if they’re gonna drive, they’re gonna drive in style.

The signs as “WTF, spn?” moments

Aries: All of Changing Channels.

Taurus: The fact that they used Paris Hilton in an episode and it worked beautifully.

Gemini: The unicorn that farted rainbows.

Cancer: All of Hunteri Heroici

Leo: Everything about the books, from finding them in 4x18 through the fantastic musical in 10x05.

Virgo: All of The French Mistake.

Libra: The talking, suicidal teddy bear in Wishful Thinking.

Scorpio: The slow-dancing alien in Tall Tales.

Sagittarius: All of Dog Dean Afternoon.

Capricorn: Clap Your Hands If You Believe and this little moment right here.

Aquarius: This.

Pisces: This two-gif moment.

Secret crush

(A/N): OH god, this one is horrible too, I’m so sorry

Request: Can you do a wanda x reader she has a huge crush on you but is to shy to talk to you and Pietro tells you about against her wishes please

Warnings: some swearing?

Tags: @mcuimxgine, @ifoundlove-x0vanessa0x, @saradi1018

Originally posted by dailyteamcap

   It was blatantly obvious that Wanda liked (Y/N), everyone could tell except for the avenger themself. (Y/N) was so oblivious to Wanda’s little crush even when it was do flamboyant and in their face. It didn’t take a rocket scientist to tell and it sure as hell didn’t take Wanda’s own twin to figure it out either. 

   Pietro knew Wanda like the back of his hand; he’d memorized her every thought, feeling, and emotion based solely of her facial expressions and Pietro could most definitely tell that Wanda was in love. 

    “Are you ever going to tell them?” Pietro asks as he speeds by Wanda on day, nearly causing her to drop the food she’d been preparing after she released an ear splitting screech of course. Wanda places a hand over her rapidly beating heart, sighing shakily before casting Pietro a glare. 

    “Tell who what?” She asks, obviously very upset with him for his previous actions. 

    “Are you going to tell (Y/N) you like them?” Wanda huffs, her cheeks turning a dark shade of red.

    “I don’t like them,” she grumbles, going back to cooking her food. Pietro smiles, rushing up to her side to grab whatever spices shed been working with.  

   "Wanda, everyone can tell you do plus I’m your brother, I know everything about you-“ 

    "Oh I’m sure you do,” Wanda smiles as she snatches back her spices, her cheeks nearly as red as the chili peppers she was working with. 

    “Well,” Pietro begins with that cute lopsided smirk. “If you aren’t going to tell them I will,” Pietro was just about to run off to find (Y/N) when a strong grip yanked him back, Wanda’s hand tightening around the collar of his shirt. Despite the intensity of her grip her following words are soft and whispered, a stark contrast to said intense grip. 

    “Pietro no,” she pleaded, her voice rather rushed too. “You can’t tell (Y/N)," 

   "Why not?” Pietro pouts, looking at Wanda once again.

    “Well…I’m just waiting for the perfect time to do it, I don’t want to ruin our friendship either,” Pietro smiled sadly at his sister, knowing the inner turmoil she must be in. When Wanda loved it wasn’t just some little crush, it was a deep and loving connection she had with a person; she didn’t just fall in love, she fell hard. 

    “Well,” his smile is replaced with that smirk once again. “I think the perfect time is now,” and before Wanda has time to even grab at him or blockade the room using her powers, he’s already gone, disappeared to go tell (Y/N) about Wanda’s crush.

    Wanda paced up and down the room, biting at her nails as she awaited Pietro’s return. She’d given up on cooking minutes ago, the stress of the entire situation finally getting the better of her. She was going to lose (Y/N), simple as that; they didn’t like her, they didn’t want more like Wanda wanted, they had just been content to be friends and now-

    “So you finally own up to your crush but I have to hear it from Pietro?” (Y/N)’s voice comes from the entryway to the kitchen, nearly making Wanda squeal in shock again. Wanda whips around to face them, only to be met with (Y/N)’s lopsided grin. “I would have preferred hearing it come from you but I guess the fact you like me makes up for that,” Wanda stares at (Y/N) confusedly, her brows furrowed in the cutest way possible. “I like you too Wanda,” (Y/N) smiles at her. “A lot,” Wanda’s frozen on the spot, hearing (Y/N)’s words but not quite registering them. 

    “Wait, you- you like me?” (Y/N) nods, pushing off the enter way to saunter over to Wanda, their smile only growing.

    “Yeah, I’ve liked you the minute I walked through the door, I’ve just been waiting for you to own up to your crush too,” Wanda smiles, blushing softly as she looks to the ground, refusing to meet (Y/N)’s gaze. “So…how about a real date, say this Saturday around 6?” Wanda looks up, smiling as she nods. (Y/N) smiles at Wanda, their hand reaching up to gently cup her cheek, their thumb running along her skin. “Thanks for finally owning up to your crush,” (Y/N) whispers, their gaze nearly trained in on Wanda’s lips. Wanda looks into (Y/N)’s nearly hazy like eyes, her own thoughts slipping away at the sight. 

    “Um…you’re welcome,” she breathes out, not really focusing on her words. 

   "Oh my god,“ a voice comes from the doorway, causing the two to whip around. Standing there is every single avenger, smiling sheepishly as they listen intently to the two. The voice, however, belongs to none other than Clint Barton himself. "Are you guys gonna kiss or are we gonna have to wait 5 months for that to?” With a smile (Y/N) turns back to look at Wanda, their eyes twinkling with happiness.

    “Is it okay if I-?” Wanda nods, her cheeks blushing even more. Without a second thought (Y/N) pressed their lips to Wanda’s in a slow, loving kiss and all around them the avengers cheer and clap, all happy for the new couple, but the loudest one there would have to have been Pietro. 

   Guess (Y/N) hadn’t been so oblivious after all.

The greatest part of Magical Beasts was accidentally the very homoerotic relationship between Credence Barebone and Graves, which you think is probably unintentional because this is a typical American-Hollywood bait situation, but you can’t help hooking cause….it’s freaking Collin Ferrell and Ezra Miller, which is hot af….

Then you realize that the plot twist is that Graves is freaking Gellert Grindelwald, one of the most famous gay wizards in the entire HP community, so….

Probably wasn’t so accidental after all. *slow claps*