all the sass and sarcasm

Dating Draco Malfoy Would Include...

- Dating a legitimate genius, which means he helps you study, and you get great marks on all your exams
- Always sitting in between his legs, leaning your back against his chest
- Wearing Slytherin quidditch sweatshirts with his name and number on the back
- Whispering in each other’s ears
- Getting your hair played with and your back rubbed all the time
- Reading to each other while the other massages their back, plays with their hair, cuddles them, etc.
- Loving being with him when he wakes up
- like his husky/groggy morning voice
- and messy hair
- and super warm and sleepy cuddles
- just everything about morning Draco is great
- He literally just wants to touch you all the time
- Cute little smirks
- Being super flirty, secretively during class
- Chivalry at a whole new level - holding doors open, fetching things for you, always making sure you’re warm/full/happy enough, standing up for you against others, talking you up to his friends
- Hickies/love bites
- Stealing his socks when your feet get cold
- Him complaining about it
- Even though he secretly thinks it’s the most adorable thing on the planet
- Passing each other notes in the shape of different things during class
- Kisses upon kisses upon kisses on your neck, shoulder, cheek, temple, back of your hand, forehead, lips…anywhere, really
- Seriously so many kisses
- Sometimes he just needs to chill
- But maybe not
- Sass and sarcasm back and forth
- Seriously…All of the sarcasm. All. Of. The sass.
- Holding your hand or resting his hand on your leg underneath the table during class/meals
- Being kissed with your back against the wall
- Having the literal best smelling boyfriend on planet earth
- Firewhiskey
- Sneaking into each other’s rooms
- Him loving you despite your non-pureblood status, and you loving and helping him even through his difficulties with death eaters/Voldemort
- Baths in the prefect bathroom
- Warming your hands up underneath his shirt and him just smirking at you
- His black suit
- Receiving incredibly nice holiday/birthday gifts
- Being hopelessly in love with his rare, but precious true smile and laugh
- The best cuddles in the world
- Jealous Draco
- But that not being a bad thing at all, really
- Him carrying your books to class, shopping bags at Hogsmeade, etc. for you
- Being fiercely, fiercely protected
- Alone time in the common room consisting of a warm fire, two glasses of firewhiskey, soothing music playing on a crackly ancient record player, and him eventually tugging on your hand to slow dance and kiss you


By @hphogwartsimagines

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EXO as Dads

Xiumin: Calls all his daughters princesses, his sons are his princes. Is the dad every other mum wishes she found, makes them regret life choices, spoils his kids so much as if they’re actual royalty , makes stupid faces at them 24/7 and would put on a silly voice no matter what age they are, ‘No princess you can’t have candy yet~ Mummy’s making dinner.’

Luhan: Calls them his little deerlings, hates it when they call him cute so he picks them up and throw them around, loves taking them to parks and playing football with them, wants them to be the next soccer star. ‘One day you’ll be even better than me little deerling.’

Suho: Buys his kids a new toy everytime they cry because that’s the only way to shut them up, saw him burn money so any time they get their hands on some they throw it in the fireplace, living the stress life lowkey wants to die, dad jokes, loads of dad jokes.‘Just stop crying and daddy will buy you a new race car.’

Kris: The first word he teaches his kid is swag, lets them feature in his new music video,  his little swags, dresses them up so they look fly, won’t catch them without a small baby chain, teaches them english before speaking a word of chinese to them ‘You’re gonna be swag just like your dad and everything will be your style, even chicken.’

Lay: Would start crying if they cry, would be 100% confused when they speak gibberish, doesn’t know what he’s doing to be quite honest with you, but he gets through it anyway and is very good at playing with the kids, he’s lowkey their favourite. ‘Don’t cry because look now I’m crying, come give daddy a hug.’

Baekhyun: The type of dad to pull pranks on his kids to make them tough, really just turns them into little shits, his whole plan back fires and he went from the prankster to the prankee, one big tease, lives to embarrass the kids, loves them to bits though and hates seeing them cry, is really good at cheering them up ‘No no don’t cry it was only a joke little one~’

Chen: The sweetest dad out there tbfh, sings his kids to sleep if they’re restless or had a nightmare, takes them everywhere with him, they got his loud ass voice that kinda makes him think he needs to shut up or have some volume control, constant smile on his face when he’s with them, on his mind all day, always comes home with sweet treats for them. ‘Another nightmare? It’s okay dad will sing you a lullaby.’

Chanyeol: Is he the dad or is he the child nobody knows, he broke the rocking horse in 0.5 seconds of having built it, multiple tickle fights with the kids, he probably plays on the park more than the actual kids, got himself stuck in the baby swings once but don’t ask, loads of forts and playing with the kids, loves his job as dad ‘Come on we need to save princess mummy from the evil dish washer, let’s go!’

Kyungsoo: Definitely would bake treats for the children everyday, tells them to eat their damn greens, gives them knives to play with and tells them to go chase uncle Chanyeol or Baekhyun with them, turns them into his evil minions, but makes sure they look cute on the outside so nothing looks suspicious, pure satansoo ‘Hey kids remember what I told you, don’t tell mummy that you’re chasing your uncles with knives okay?’

Tao: Turns all his kids into little ninjas and puts them into competitions, they’ve all won ribbons but he takes all the credit, walking the streets with rolex on their wrists and a gucci belt, his children wouldn’t be caught dead without wearing at least one thing gucci, calls them his little pandas and he’s daddy panda, actually makes them call him daddy panda. ‘Here little pandas, this is a present from daddy panda and mummy panda…New gucci socks!’

Kai: Can’t get enough of his kids, demands selfies of them when he’s at work or on tour cuz he misses them, would face time every night so he can say goodnight to them, turns them into little dance machines, they now know every exo choreography there is thanks to him, doesn’t ever let them out of his sight, got them each a new puppy each, that was just an excuse to get more dogs though. ‘Look little ones a dog for each of you, they’re definitely yours and not secretly mine haha.’

Sehun: Those who share the same blood together judge together, he taught them the ways of sarcasm and sass, now they’re all little shits who back chat all the time, he’s so proud of them, his kids share the same resting bitch face so they just look like a bitchy family, don’t mess with them, doesn’t let the kids anywhere near his precious Vivi no matter how many times they ask, just no. ‘For the last time, no you can not touch my dog. Don’t touch what you can’t afford.’

Reaction (Vixx): When their girlfriend is a sarcastic asshole during an argument

Ravi: *Tries to stay mad, but thinks your comeback is funny*

Originally posted by at-taekwoons-mercy

Leo: “Girl, are you sure you want to escalate this fight?”

Originally posted by wontaec

N: “Why must you hurt me like this?”

Originally posted by vixxtvgifs

Hyuk: “Girl, did you just sass me?”

Originally posted by hong-buns

Hongbin: “Where did all that sarcasm come from?”

Originally posted by hugbin

Ken: “I find this not funny. You can’t out-sass me.”

Originally posted by paetoi


“Ever since I started using Marcurio as a follower with my first dragonborn, I immediately fell in love with his sarcasm and sass. All my other dragonborns have had him as a follower, too, but when I made a female redguard dovahkiin, I decided not to hire Marcurio simply for a change, so I hired Vorstag, the mercenary at the Silver-Blood Inn in Markarth. Directly after hiring him I had to complete a quest in a dwarven ruin and the entire time I couldn’t stop thinking about how much Marcurio would have enjoyed seeing it and kept picking up random dwemer artifacts wanting to give them to him later. I ended up dismissing Vorstag right after that and running back to Riften to hire Marcurio again, and I was so happy to hear his snarky little voice.“

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anonymous asked:

If you have the time, how about some papa head canons for Denmark, Netherlands, France, England and Spain? Dankie <3


  • Outdoor activities aLL THE TIME
  • He bakes with them. And he does it amazingly.
  • May be one of the most supportive dads ever to live


  • acutally chill af
  • the art of economy will be introduced to his child
  • an actual Sweetheart when it comes to his child


  • he’s incredibly tolerant.
  • he really enjoyes to spend much time with them
  • c’mon we all know he is amazing with People, including children


  • teaches the art of sass and sarcasm from day one, I’m telling you
  • protective af
  • he actually Shows affection towards them. that’s a lot for him XD


  • also, protective as hell
  • Football will be played if their child is a Girl or a Boy, he just wants to play, man xD
  • He sings to and with them all the time

darkinsidelight  asked:

Badass taekwondo cousin here! Upon realizing how large this family is, and how many people are sassy (including me, the sass is strong with this group), I wonder how the Dark!boys would handle it?

Dark would not handle it well. Considering how a lot of us would probably make jokes and poke fun at him, he’d get very irritated and probably just leave. Not before having a stern word with all of us. 

Natemare would just sass back. His sarcasm demolishes our combined powers and he’d leave us in a laughing fit and slightly shocked by what he was saying. 

Anti would pull pranks to get revenge. Some are really obvious but a few of us would still stumble into them. 
Others take days leading up too, but once the trap is sprung the person caught will see about four more pranks unfold before them as they just tripped the chain reaction of screams. 

A and Gear are banned from the house. I’m making that a rule! I don’t want none of my kids and family harmed! 

Wilford would sass back.  Not as much as Mare, but enough to rival alot of us. Then when he got fed up, he’d wave a gun and Light would probably have to tackle him to stop any one of us from getting hurt.

Host would find the whole thing amusing. Narrating everything that was going on, but adding his own little voices to each of our actions just to make it a little funnier.

flabbergabst  asked:

Captain canary + fluff + 31 & 34

Here you go dear!
I’ll admit neither quote is used exactly as it is on the prompt list (just couldn’t get it to flow with this two) but I think I kept the spirit of them well enough.
Fluff all around!!

Hope you enjoy!

Captain Canary - Established
Goldenvibe - Established
WestAllen - Established
Olicity - Implied

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               Sara sits at one of the many decorated tables, watching the people of Central City talk and dance at the reception around her. Barry and Iris’ wedding had been lovely, and despite her initial hesitancy she was glad Leonard had asked her to come. If for no other reason than getting to see Team Flash, as well as Ollie and his group. Most of which they hadn’t had time to talk with about saving Leonard, aberrations and the aftershocks of broken time keeping them busy.

               “You’re looking lovely, and dangerous as ever.” Cisco states, motioning to the knife she’s absently twirling. “May I?” he motions to the seat next to her.

               “Of course,” she smiles, shifting to face the younger man. “You’re quite dashing yourself Ramone, Lisa has good taste.”

               He flushes slightly at that, then lifts his chin slightly. “She does, doesn’t she?” At this the pair laugh, and he drops into the seat beside her. “My feet are killing me though.”

               “Been there,” she nods sympathetically.

               “So, where is your date?” he glances around the room, “I’m still not sure it’s safe to leave him unsupervised.”

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“I come bearing gifts!“ You exclaimed as you burst into your father’s office, setting the bag of goodies on his table. Kissing his cheek, you left quickly, putting a similar bag on Jordan’s desk as he wasn’t around before leaving the station altogether.

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tuvaisdevela  asked:

Can you do ereannie?

Sure I can!!!!

  1. Eren and Annie’s relationship grew out of a strong admiration for each other as people. Eren admired Annie’s physical strength, her ability to defy all expectations. Annie loved Eren’s persistence, his unwillingness to give up, and his eternal drive to improve. This prompted an unlikely friendship that opened them up to a closer friendship and once they saw the inner workings of Eren and Annie, the admiration only grew into something more. And here we are.
  2. Eren loves to make Annie blush. He’ll give her compliments at just the right moment to catch her off guard. He’ll grab her hand under the table as a restaurant, with an air of secrecy as if they were doing something forbidden. He’ll profess his love to her loudly in public. He just loves to see her just a little bit flustered cause she’s cute when she blushes.
  3. They make fun of each other all the time. The amount of sass and sarcasm in their apartment is unreal. 
  4. They both get really bad nightmares sometimes. Annie is both a light sleeper and a borderline insomniac, so she’ll always wake up/be up to help Eren through a panic attack and get him back to sleep. Eren, on the other hand, doesn’t often wake up when Annie has a nightmare unless she wakes up screaming. He feels bad about it, but Annie tell him not to worry and that just having him there to cuddle helps. 
  5. Annie like to take pictures of the two of them. She’ll document all their adventures from dates to a night spent at home, and puts them all in scrapbooks. 
  6. They could talk to each other for hours, or be completely silent and still comfortable. They really understand each other, and feel comfortable baring their soul to the other. They know they can trust the other with their whole heart and it won’t even get a smudge on it. 
  7. Whenever Eren gets stressed or sad, Annie will make him mac and cheese. She did it before she knew it was what his mom always made for him at home. She’d observed that mac and cheese was his comfort food, and took it upon herself to provide him with that source of comfort. Eren cried the first time it happened. 
  8. On that note, Eren is one of the only people Annie will openly cry around. She is so protective of her emotions and hates to be seen as vulnerable. But it doesn’t matter with Eren; he’ll love her anyway. 
  9. Whenever they get really excited about something together, Eren will pick Annie up and spin her around. He was terrified that she’d slap him the first time it happened, but she was so happy that she didn’t care, and it became a tradition. 
  10. Annie steals Eren’s shirts and sweatshirts all the time. 
  11. They both always get really sick once a winter, and it usually happens at the same time, and they have to call in Mikasa or Reiner or Bertholdt to make sure they don’t die. But they justify it and say that at least they’d die together. 
  12. Eren writes songs for Annie. Annie writes poems for Eren. It’s all very artsy and cute. 
  13. They have matching tattoos: a bird on the ankle.

I’ve had a few people recently ask me about Percy and Nico’s kids. Since I don’t go into much detail in my fic I think it’s cool if I write a bit about them.

Azarias: Their adopted, feisty red head. He literally walked into their lives (and their house) when he was five, took one look at Nico and held onto him for the rest of the night. They were confused at first but Aphrodite appeared and said that he was a demi god child, and if they raised him as their own she would in return help them with having their own children.

Needless to say, Azarias grew on them very fast. He was quiet and shy at first but once he settled in he copied all of Nico’s sarcasm and Percy’s sass. This amused most of their friends, but Grover loved it the best because he could get Azarias to do anything to torment his dads.

Azarias has red hair and blue/gold eyes. His birthday is April 19.

Aurelia- She’s the first biological child of Percy and Nico. When Azarias is 7 they decide to add to the family. Aphrodite makes good on her promise and their first princess arrives 9 months later. She’s the complete opposite of Azarias as she’s quiet and never fusses. She was such a good baby that Jason referred to her as their baby doll, since she never cried and after she was a few months old she would sleep through the night.

When she’s older she’s a lot like Nico, she loves nerdy stuff and reading (not to mention she has a bit of his shadow abilities). But she definitely got her natural talent with a sword from Percy.

Aurelia has long curly black hair and dark blue eyes. Her birthday is March 27.

Hector and Helen- when Aurelia is 5 they decide to add a final member to the family. Nico and Percy were hoping for another girl but would have loved to have a boy as well.

They were very surprised when they found out they were having both.

Whatever miracle graced Aurelia, it did not work on the twins. They were full of energy the moment they arrived and it never changed. They definitely took after Percy more with his hyper side mixed with Nico’s stubbornness, they were kind of a nightmare until they were around five and could really burn off their energy.

Helen is very competitive and likes to goad her brother into doing dangerous things. She has a tactician level of intelligence and can be very intuitive (things she got from Percy) but she’s all Nico’s stubbornness.

Hector is the quieter of the two when he’s on his own. He has a great interest in music and already knows how to play a few instruments ( a three year old with a drum set, yikes). But now at 5 it’s less about hitting things to make noise and more about rhythm. Both he and his sister are competitive about everything but they have different interests.

Helen has dark brown hair and green eyes and Hector has black hair and green eyes. They were born May 17.

What a family I must say.


HP next gen sketchies! specifically scorpius, rose, albus, hugo and a bit of the other potterkids. 

headcanons as follows: scorpius turns outs to be so happy-go-lucky that people - including his family - are really not sure what to do with him. rose inherits all the hair - and all the feels - in the world. albus has serious anxiety and is born already done with life. hugo - my one true favourite child - has a fantastic afro and forms real friendships with his chess set. and is short. forever short. james II and lily II carry over all the sarcasm and sass from their parents. there are more cousins floating around this school - “wait, are we related???” - and lots of hand-me-down friends - “oh wild, my mum sees the same PTSD therapist as your dad!”-  at this point no one is keeping count. everyone hates each other. everyone begrudgingly love each other too…i guessss.

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Her amazing ability to take our stories from smut to intense angst in .2 seconds 

Being one of the best friends I’ve had in my life 


I like my neutrality in listening to others or giving advice 

I LOVE how I do my nails~


Her soft, gentle personality

How she looks like a mermaid princess in all her pictures~


Her unhinged sass and sarcasm XD 

Her ability to listen to me rant and not just blow me off 



Her caring attitude and the way she listens to her friends~

Grave Mistake: Chapter Four

“I made friends with a police officer today, err, yesterday.” Was the first thing out of Allen’s mouth after he had summoned Nea.

The summoned corpse in question cocked a brow as he yawned, stretching his arms above his head (more of a habit than actually needing to stretch.) “No, “Hello Nea, how are you tonight?” or  the simple,“Hey Nea.” at all? I’m hurt, kid.” Nea shot Allen a pout, placing a hand dramatically over his heart.

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Until Dawn/ Supernatural crossover idea/ AU

The Survivors realizing that “wait, if that’s real, is maybe this real?” And they all start looking into strange deaths, and start putting two and two together.

The survivors essentially becoming hunters (Think: Men(and Women) of Letters) Sam and Mike are the Hunters who go far and wide across country, even sometimes to other countries. Ashley and Chris being home base hunters, checking out cases around the states their in, or the ones around it, Matt, Emily and Jessica being, essentially the Ellen and Jo and Ash of the group, source of income, and the diplomats towards other hunters. They’re the ones to meet and greet/ most times discover and send the cases to the Hunter Teams, Daring Duo(Mike and Sam) and Homebound( Chris and Ashley)

They all specialize in Wendigo hunts, and throwing everything they have into finding a way to make them go ‘extinct’, The survivors learning of differences begween Northern and Southern Wendigos, or all the Wendigo subspecies, and learning along the way how to deal with other supernatural creatures.

The survivors having codes like Dean and Sam in the actual Supernatural show, like
“Any sign of Hannah”= any fully transformed Wendigos?
“Is Josh there”= any partially transformed Wendigos?
“I’ve got a stranger with me”= I ran into another Hunter
Ect ect

(Jessica is totally a barmaid at Ellen and Jo’s Bar, and Matt and Emily are essentially Bobby smushed in one + younger body + All of Emily’s sass and sarcasm)

(Wolf it goes where Mike goes, and is rather adept at funding supernatural stuff)

7 Minutes in Heaven- Kyungsoo

A light nudge from Kai made your arm shudder as you hesitantly reached out towards the hat held before you.
“Go on,” he urged with a kind smile. “You might end up getting someone you’d enjoy it with.” You glanced at Kai, biting your lips nervously and quick as a flash, your eyes flickered towards Kyungsoo. He was a handsome twenty-two year old, not much older than you, with smooth heart-shaped lips, wide round dark eyes, dark silky hair and a slightly rounded face. His current facial expression was slightly unreadable; both his lips were pressed together, his eyes were rounded and vacant and his slender fingers played with a black lock of hair in an absent-minded manner. A sense of insecurity hit you hard in the chest. You were only playing this stupid game- Seven Minutes in Heaven, you think Baekhyun called it- with a single, slightly stupid hope that you’d be able to spend the minutes with Kyungsoo and confess your barely-concealed feelings for him, but Kyungsoo looked as if he didn’t have a single care in the world.

“And what if I don’t?” You whispered, scarcely audible. Kai knew immediately who you were speaking about, and a warm, comforting smile brightened his face.
“What are the chances, Y/N?” He replied with another urging nudge. You sighed, delving your hand into Chanyeol’s hat which held every member of Exo’s names written on small sheets of paper.
“One in twelve.” Kai pretended not to hear your sarky grumble, and he clapped his hands excitedly as you brought out a small piece of paper.

The tremble in your perspiring hands was inevitable and the twelve members of Exo watched with interest as you were about to unfold the paper. Before you could, however, Xiumin suddenly stood up with his phone in his hand.
“Sorry, I’ve got to take this call.” He said, holding up his phone which was flashing and vibrating. “I’ll be back soon- continue the game without me.” He left the room, shutting the door quietly when the boys turned back to look at you.
“Well, tell us who you got then!” Cried Tao. The paper rustled as you unfolded it and your breath became hitched in your throat. Your heart stopped, blood pounded in your ears and with a small croak you choked out a name.

A frown flashed on Kai’s handsome face as he snatched the paper from your hand.
“What?” He demanded and he frowned as he read the same name. “But Xiumin isn’t here.” He turned to look at you, his face falling upon seeing the disappointment in your eyes. “Here, Kyungsoo will take Minseok’s turn.” Kyungsoo frowned as the boys began to argue and chatter loudly.
“Why Kyungsoo?! I should go!” Sehun whined.
“No, I should- have you seen this beautiful face? Y/N and I would look great in pictures together.” Tao snapped before winking at you subtly. You blushed and glanced at Kai who was smiling broadly.
“Y/N, you choose.” He said and you blushed even darker.
“Don’t do this to me, Kai.” You mumbled, certain that Kai knew exactly who’d you choose, but he ignored you and with a huge grin, he announced.
“She chose Kyungsoo! Off you go with Kyungsoo-Hyung, Y/N.” You swallowed, slowly getting to your feet and keeping your eyes away from Kyungsoo. Out of the corner of them you saw the handsome singer do the same.

You entered the cupboard first, pressing your body against the wall. It was a tiny cupboard, just big enough for you and Kyungsoo to fit in along with some other clutter stuffed in there. The light from the room was the only source and as soon as the door snapped shut behind Kyungsoo, darkness flooded like a huge thick sea.

The space was tiny and immediately you began to pant heavily. You felt like the walls were pressing into you, squeezing your ribs and pressing down onto you until at last you’d finally collapse and break under the pressure. But that wasn’t the case at all- it was just the fact you were locked in a cupboard for the next seven minutes with your huge, not-so-secret crush which you were expected to make out with. For some reason, it sounded daring, promiscuous and exciting when the game was being explained but right now you realised it was anything but that.

“I don’t like this! I don’t like this at all.” You had begun to whisper desperately to yourself, your sweating hands fumbling. It was a habit you had that whenever you were nervous and uneasy you’d speak to yourself in that panicked wheeze, unaware of anybody around you. At that moment you were unaware of Kyungsoo, too focused on getting out of the cupboard to realise when he said your name.

Kyungsoo sighed. His eyes were beginning to adjust to the dark and he could see your figure squirming in the dark.
“Y/N!” He repeated, much louder this time. Your name echoed off the four tight walls and you fell silent, turning to the caller. Kyungsoo stepped closer to you and he reached out, sliding his fingers around your wrists.

His touch was like a drug. Immediately, your heart rate slowed down and you felt the calmness wash over you in slow gentle waves.
“Are you okay?” Kyungsoo enquired. The concern was audible in his kind tone.
“I’m okay now.” You breathed and Kyungsoo smiled even if you couldn’t see him clearly.

How sweet, he suddenly thought to himself. He had never really appreciated how adorable you actually were. All the innocence, the kindness but then the sudden, unexpected sarcasm and sass you could unleash- you were almost like his perfect match and to be honest, Kyungsoo liked that idea.

“Kyungsoo?” Your quiet whimper brought Kyungsoo out of his thoughts.
“Yes, Y/N?”
“You’re still holding onto my wrist.” There was a pause.

What happened next you didn’t fully understand but Kyungsoo’s heart-shaped lips were on yours. They were sweet and soft, and he kissed in a gentle way that was still injected with dominance. He allowed his fingers to trail up your sides, play with your hair and dance on your skin, burning like fire. You couldn’t help yourself either. Immediately, you kissed back and trailed your hands through his hair, ruffling it and deepening the kiss. You couldn’t control your lust for him.

Something struck and you suddenly broke the kiss. Your lips began to miss Kyungsoo’s sensual touch but you ignored the craving. You needed answers first.
“What’s going on, Kyungsoo?” Kyungsoo blinked, silent and speechless. You sighed, continuing to question. “Why did you kiss me? We’re not dating..a-and I like you so I don’t want to be played and ruin our friend-”
“I’m testing a theory.” Kyungsoo blurted out, your words echoing inside his head. Silence fell and you raised an eyebrow, snatching your hands away from his grip.
“A theory?! What kind of theory?!” Kyungsoo grinned.
“A theory we’re a perfect match.” A smile began to make its way on your face as you couldn’t help but think, that is an extremely good theory.

sass levels

when people are giving me shit, I don’t hande it the same way. 

so there’s the times when I’m feeling deeply fragile, and ready to break in a fraction of a second, and cry

and then there are times when I litterally don’t give a fuck, and if someone’s making fun of me, I laugh with them, so they are kinda disoriented

and then, there are times when I feel like I’m the motherfucking queen of the universe, and whoever decides to even merely disrespect me will get crushed, and I have such sass hidden in me, that I think of such beautiful sarcastic comebacks, and I become my biggest fucking fan. 

idek.. I think it all depends on my blood sass levels…