all the sass

The Hero and the Fairy: Welcome to Madness

shiro’s bday

you guys have no idea how amused i am that shiro’s bday is feb 29th and so i must convey it through all these potential siblinglike sass moments??? think of all the possibilities??????

shiro: patience yields focus
keith: don’t use your dad voice on me you’re like four
shiro: THIS JOKE IS GETTING OLD
keith: unlike you

keith: shiro play video games with me
shiro: can’t now, i’m busy
keith: you’re not busy, you’re five
shiro: ok first of all, THE DISRESPECT, second of all, how dare you quote the english dub of ponyo to me in my own home

shiro: ugh i’m so tired…
keith: naptime for baby
shiro: had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered you

shiro: shit i forgot my wallet
keith: don’t worry i’ve got it this time just pay me back later
shiro: ah okay, thanks–
keith: one student and one child ticket, please
shiro: kEITH

(also all of shiro’s friends and family throw him an extra big birthday party whenever february 29th actually exists, and he’s embarrassed but also adores it because he loves Friendship and Teamwork)

Nazgul Giving Sauron Their Report After Getting Drowned in The River Bruinen.
  • Nazgul: So, we made a couple of small mistakes.
  • Sauron: You stabbed pillows thinking they were hobbits.
  • Nazgul: Okay then Lord Perfect, medium sized mistakes.