all the better to eat you with

anonymous asked:

You said your vegan, if you don't mind me asking what do you feed your cat? I've been vegetarian as far as diet for awhile but I've been trying to cut out all other animal products out. I also have two cats, who I still feed meat products because they need it to be healthy but I still feel guilty about it. Would switching them to fish based foods be at least better than poultry?

both my cats still eat meat. i avoid fish because of chemicals and other icky things in the water. a vegan or even vegetarian diet would leave them malnourished and unhealthy!

Got7 Reaction :: Their s/o is insecure to eat in front of them


Originally posted by mayfifolle

Mark only wants you to feel comfortable in this relationship. After you told him, that you felt uncomfortable eating around him, he would try to find the cause of this problem within him. It takes you both some time to realize that a) it’s ok for you to eat around him no matter what you look like eating and b) he is not necessarily the reason for your insecurites.


Originally posted by saranghaeyojw

You two were out, having some nice breakfast when he found out. After a while he moticed that you haven’t touched your food at all even though it was your favorite. He asked you and after you told him about your problem, Jaebum tried to think about what he could do to make you feel at least a little better. His best idea was to shoot some finger-hearts at you, tell you that there is no reason for you to feel uncomfortable around him and every time you tried to eat something he would purposefully look any other way.


Originally posted by stefelicity

Jackson first thought after you told him was ‘but why tho?’. He never had this kind of feeling especially as an idol. You two had to talk a longer time about this problem and your reasons for it until he could finally unterstand your problem. Jackson told you, that it was alright and he promised to help you find a solution, so that after all you could eat together! FINALLY HE IS BACK YAAAS


Originally posted by youngjai

Jinyoung likes to take you out for nice dates. One time he wanted to take you to a restaurant but you refused and told him about your insecurity. He was very understanding because he too has some things that are uncomfortable for him to show. But still he made sure that it was not his fault. After that he would try to find a way to make eating comfortable for the both of you. He also promised to take you out to a restaurant again when you felt okay to.


Originally posted by choiyoungjaeappreciation

Similar to Mark Youngjae wants you to feel good. He is a cute little ball of sunshine and when you told him that you were uncomfortable eating around him, he started to ask himself what he did wrong. Did he choose the wrong food for you? Wasn’t this your favorite? Yoi had to assure him that it was in no way his fault, just your own feeling. But after that he was very helpful, or at least he tries to be. If you tell him what he can do, to make it easier for you, he will definitely do his best at it!


Originally posted by umma-jy

I don’t really know with Bambam. I can see him reacting in two really different ways: 1st: 'Would you feel more comfortable if i fed you? ;)))))))’ where he is trying to make you feel better with some jokes and his flirtatious self or 2nd: 'Is it my fault?’ where he is a little taken back because he had never realised that you felt that way around him.


Originally posted by my-perfect-gyeom

Yugyeom is hungry and wants to eat. You are also hungry but you don’t want to eat. At least not in front of him. Yugyeom’s first thought is 'so what am i supposed to do now?’ because he still hungry. Don’t get me wrong, he is caring about your problem, but he can’t find a solution for it. That’s not his speciality to find solutions for problems like this. Yugyeom just can’t relate at all. He is probably going to talk to you about your problem again, after he had some food.


Seriously i really liked this concept but i am so happy that i finally made it. Through various ways my laptop deleted this at least 4 times (if not more) and i am done.

Tomorrow i will probably post the bts version of this!

Thanks for requesting @smolbeankay

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anonymous asked:

Them: "Sleep is for the weak!" Me, counting minutes until I can take another dose of sleeping pills: "Please, please let me be weak." Sympathy high five from fellow insomniac. Hope you get some sleep and out of the hospital soon. Feel better!

thanks friend and i’m sorry you’re dealing with the same thing. i’ve had maybe 6? hours of sleep total since wednesday. i can hardly
function and talking is hard and i can barely eat or hold my phone, even.

so yeah people who romanticise this can fuck off ive literally never wanted to sleep more in my LIFE. but i can’t! it’s not quirky or cute it’s horrible and i feel like i’m dying, all the time lol

also, i’m out of the hospital. same diagnosis as yesterday. i’m severely deficient in somethig critical to heart health and need to boost it up if i want to get better– funny thing is, the doc asked me how long i’ve been deficient, and i told him at least four months but the previous doctors never told me to do anything about it. this could have been fucking avoided. if i was at risk of dying, i’d deadass sue them for negligence. luckily i’ve had 3 blood tests and 2 ECG’s in the past two days and all my results are normal, except for that severe deficiency. so that’s good.

anonymous asked:

I unfortunately binge eating for a week. It makes me feel like shit but I keep getting these comments from my family saying "your legs look fat" "I don't think those pants fit you" stuff like that and with it comes the binge eating. Any tips to keep myself on track? I really want to loose weight quick for the upcoming summer and just to make my life style a little better. Please and thank you.

Hi okay so im really glad you did recognise the triggers of your binges and you decided to start a better lifestyle! Youre already a step forward! Okay so now that the first step is done, there are a few thips that can definitely help you overcome binge eating: take a break, like a minute or so to think through what triggered your binge and recognise what youre about to do (or what youre doing), if its good for you at all. And the most important is to forgive yourself! Be as gentle to yourself as youd be to others! Dont beat yourself for it as it can cause later binges too! Dont tell yourself you cant have it, that can trigger later binges, but that youre gonna enjoy it in moderation then go on. Stay safe❤

anonymous asked:

i also miss acidburnbaby not the username just... in general. u didn't deserve the hate you used to get though I'd imagine it was exhausting & I hope that you're doing better now that youve kept to yourself :( stay close to the stars.

I miss the username and everything about that account a lot & am really confused why i ever got terminated. It was just so strange because I didn’t glorify eating disorders and i was sort of finally getting the strength to talk about the stuff i’ve been through but you know what? i’ve realized that there’s no point in that shit anymore. no point in showing who I really am or letting anyone know who you really are publicly because literally 98 % of people don’t deserve to know me at all and aren’t worth shit. i’m better than them and those haters were so angry that i was better/more intelligent than them so they wanted to get me deleted for absolutely no reason

 It’s alright though, i’m cool with what happened because it taught me something about life and about myself that I didn’t really grasp before. Thank you btw <3 :) I appreciate this.

its-a-goddamn-heartbreak  asked:

Murray pulls a muscle dancing and then gives himself food poisoning eating fast food (bc, yknow, he's taking a week off anyway so he may as well. Karma is a bitch) and the pulled muscle flares up every time he pukes

A/N: So here is Murray’s first fic!! Sorry it’s taken so long to write, but I really hope you enjoy it - I felt bad for torturing him so much so you better enjoy 😛

           The searing pain ripped through Murray’s side and it took all of his strength to not cry out. He knew what had happened almost instantly – it was like he’d felt the sheath of his muscle give way as it tore across his ribs. He stood very still, his hand at his side, panting slightly as waves of pain washed over him.

           “Murray?” Leona’s voice penetrated over the pain he was attempting to bite back. He realised that everyone was staring at him, all the dancers had stopped as he clutched his ribs. Her voice was low as she tried not to alert anyone else. “Have you hurt yourself?”

           “Just a twinge, I think,” he tried to downplay it, even though the pain stabbed again as he inflated his lungs with a breath.

           “Why don’t you grab some water for a minute?” She suggested. “We’re nearly done anyway and we can just run through what we’ve learnt?”

           “Yeah, okay,” Murray accepted the offer, trying not to give away how much the pain jabbed as he walked over to his bag and sank onto the bench.

           “Alright, let’s run through everything from the top,” Leona commanded, starting the music up again. Murray was glad as the eyes that had been watching him flickered back to the front as they began the routine again. He wished he had some ibuprofen, but he’d swapped over to a new bag and he hadn’t quite gotten round to transferring everything. He sat mutely as Leona finished running through with them, and then dismissed them all.

           “Are you alright? You’ve gone quite pale,” Leona asked as she joined Murray on the bench and took a drink of her own water.

           “I think-” Murray tried to sit up straighter and felt the pang of pain again. “I’ve pulled a muscle…”

           “Oh no!” She exclaimed. “You need to rest then…”

           “This was my last class tonight,” Murray said thankfully. “It’ll maybe be fine by tomorrow so I can take contemporary.” Murray didn’t even believe what he was saying, but he could hope – he didn’t want to let anyone down.

           “Come on Murray,” she snorted, “if you’ve pulled a muscle then you need to give it proper time to heal. You need to ice it, and rest! I’m sure Tia will cover your class tomorrow, come on – didn’t you cover for her when she sprained her ankle?”

           “Yeah, I did…” Murray accepted, nodding slightly.

           “There you go then!” She was pulling her dance shoes off and shoving her feet into trainers. “Message her and tell her it’s time for her to repay the favour. It’s better for us to have you back at full.”

           “Yeah alright…” Murray nodded, as another class began to filter into the studio in dribs and drabs. Normally Murray would stay and either watch the ballet class after his jazz class, or even take part if he felt like it, but he decided that he’d just go home now. He’d maybe get ice on it as soon as possible and see if that helped any.

           The walk back to his flat was painful; nearly every step causing a wrenching pain. He could hear the noisy rumbling of his stomach. He was yet to have dinner and as he turned at the corner to the street his flat was on he caught a whiff of chips; almost instantly his stomach gave an empty gurgle and he stopped abruptly on the pavement. The smell of the chips and the fried food was making his mouth water, and he was very tempted. He was always so good… He only had takeaway on the rarest of occasions – he stuck to his very healthy and boring meals because it was what he needed to be the best dancer. But he probably wasn’t going to be able to dance for the next week at least – if he was practical about it. So would a takeaway right now be of any issue?

           It seemed Murray’s feet had made the decision before his mind had, as he found himself walking into the chip shop and ordering before he even realised he’d done so. Then, carrying the warm paper wrapped packages in his arms, he walked slowly back to his flat – telling himself he deserved this treat after hurting himself.

           By the time he heard the click of the door which heralded Aleks returning from his placement shift, Murray was situated at the kitchen table with his half eaten takeaway spread out in front of him and an ice pack wedged between his back and the chair.

           “Hey! I didn’t expect you to be back so early,” Aleks greeted him as he entered the kitchen, then his eyes fell on the takeaway boxes and he frowned. “What’s wrong?”

           “I’ve pulled a muscle,” Murray replied, popping a chip into his mouth and chewing.

           “Oh no!” Aleks had started filling himself a glass of water. “Where about?”

           “My rib,” he explained, taking another chip.

           “I’m sorry…” Aleks took a drink. “What’s with the takeaway?”

           “I kinda thought, if I’m not going to be able to dance for a week or so then,” Murray shrugged and instantly regretted it, the pain seemed to reverberate around his ribs. “Ah – urgh, I think I’m probably going to be on total rest if it stays like this.”

           “Have you iced it?” Aleks asked, and Murray nodded. “Have you taken any ibuprofen?”

           “Yeah, I took some when I got in,” he said as Aleks sat across from him at the table. “D’you want a chip?” Murray turned the packet round and offered them to him.

           “No, I’m okay thanks,” Aleks waved his hand as a no, “I had a break at 7 and I had some dinner then.”

           “Ah okay,” Murray accepted and began to eat his chips again.

           Murray couldn’t quite finish the two portions of takeaway that he’d bought. It appeared his eyes had been bigger than his belly, but he still enjoyed the tang of the salt and fried fish. He didn’t even mind the greasy coating the food left on the inside of his mouth, which was what he normally hated. But he could put up with it because Aleks had helped him into bed, after taking a gentle look at his ribcage and determining that the ibuprofen must be doing its job correctly as it wasn’t particularly inflamed.

           Now he was propped up in a position that didn’t hurt his ribs, with Aleks snuggled in beside him, and his laptop open on his lap so they could watch Orange is the New Black together. Through the t-shirt that he was wearing, Murray could see the little round dome of his overstuffed belly. Every so often he’d rub his hand across it, as though this action could determine how much more digestion it still had to do.

           But half way through the episode Murray’s belly felt like, if anything, it was bloating out further and on top of that he could feel a peculiar glugging sensation like his body was having a really hard time to try and process everything he’d put in his mouth. He was beginning to feel uncomfortable, like he’d eaten way too much.

           A small belch bubbled up and he could taste the repeat of the grease from the chips. His face felt a little hot and he tried to shift his position on the bed, but felt the twang of his injured ribs and stopped moving. Then his stomach let out an obnoxiously loud gurgle, and Aleks hit the spacebar to pause the episode.

           “Is that your stomach Murray?” He asked, turning a little to look at his boyfriend, then his eyes widened as he saw Murray’s face. The shift in movement caused his ribs to jar suddenly and his stomach gave an unpleasant lurch. “Hey, baby – do you feel alright?”

           “I – uh, why?” Murray mumbled, realising the back of his throat was tight and his stomach let out another ominous burble.

           “Your face is a funny colour,” Aleks reached out and put his hand onto Murray’s cheek. “You’re all clammy…”    

           “My stomach feels a bit weird, I thought I’d maybe just eaten too much,” Murray replied, but when he felt the coolness of Aleks’ fingers he realised how warm he was. He took in a deep breath and his insides jolted again, the burp that came with it tasted more of acid this time.

           “Would you like me to get you some water?” Aleks offered, he sounded worried as Murray began to massage a hand into his belly.

           “Maybe, yeah…” Murray nodded, he was beginning to feel the way his heart was pounding inside his chest.

           As Aleks left the bedroom, Murray rested his head back onto his pillow, almost instantly the muscle stung and he sat up abruptly. His sudden uprighting caused his stomach to catapult to the back of his throat and his mouth was full of saliva. Swallowing fiercely he clambered out from his bed, grimacing through the pain in his side and he stumbled a little towards the door as a cramp squeezed in his abdomen as the queasy discomfort rocketed into an impending nausea. He grabbed the door handle and pulled it open, coming face to face with Aleks.

           “Murray?” Aleks questioned, nearly dropping the glass of water he was holding.

           “Feel – hicculp – sick…” The jolting hiccup twinged at his ribs and he clutched his side, letting out a low moan.

           “Oh babe,” Aleks put his arm around Murray’s shoulders and ushered him towards the bathroom. “Perhaps something you ate isn’t agreeing with you…”

           “Uugh,”Murray pulled a face, and the hand that wasn’t clutching his ribs pressed into his sour stomach. “Please don’t – brruuuurrp…” The belch brought up a mouthful of acid which he swallowed reflexively. “Don’t talk about food…”

           “Of course,” Aleks agreed. “I’m sorry.” Murray was leaning heavily against the bathroom wall. “How are your ribs feeling?”

           “Mmm…” Murray groaned, closing his eyes and breathing heavily in the hope that his stomach would settle itself and stop the pain exploding out from his ribs. “Hic-guuhlp!” Murray clamped his hand over his mouth as he felt the contents of his stomach forcing its way back up.

           “Come on babe, let’s get you over the toilet,” Aleks encouraged calmly, trying to coax Murray away from the wall.

           “No – it hurts…” Murray protested, but his knees were trembling. “My ribs really – uuuurrp – hurt…”

           “Oh love, I know,” Aleks squeezed Murray’s shoulder gently. “Here, let me help.” Aleks pulled Murray away from the wall and over in front of the toilet.

           “Hibbbrrrrr…” Aleks could feel the aborted heave as he placed his hands firmly on either side of Murray’s ribcage, hoping to try and minimize the jarring of his boyfriend’s muscles. Instinctively Murray bent forward., a wet sounding belch bursting from his lips.

           “That’s it babe,” Aleks said, unsure of how else to help as both of his hands were at Murray’s side. “It hurts now, but it’ll be better once it’s out.”

           “I don’t – uuurrgh – wanna – oh it hurts!” Murray whined, each word sounding wetter and sicker. Aleks could see droplets of spit dripping into the water of the toilet bowl.

           “I’m sorry,” Aleks apologised.

           “Uuuurrr – kkkuuuuurrrrghhh!” With a jolt, a massive gush of partially digested dinner poured into the toilet.

           “That’s it babe,” Aleks patted Murray’s back gently, while Murray let out a ragged sob.

           “It – uurp – hurts Aleks!” Murray whimpered, the pain wrenching through all of his nerves as he belched weakly into the toilet bowl. “Bruuuuaaaaahhhhkkkkschhh!” The next burp turned into a retch, and Aleks held tighter onto Murray as more vomit forced past his lips and splashed into the water. Each heave brought up another wave of puke and sent searing twinges of pain shooting through his ribs, up his spine into his head, and down through his legs.

           “Oh Murray…” Aleks could hear the gasping, wheezing and sobbing from Murray in between his retches which were becoming drier; it sounded beyond painful.

           “I – huuuurrr – want it to – urrrp – stop…” Murray choked, he was starting to feel dizzy and wobbly from the pain. “Aleks-” His knees crumbled underneath him, and Aleks just managed to grab the majority of his weight before he went right down.

           “Alright, alright, I’ve got you Murray,” Aleks’ heart had missed a beat as he wrapped his arm around Murray’s chest, holding him firmly upright and incredibly aware of the way Murray’s torso was still convulsing. “Come on, deep breath in, and out…”

           The firmness of Aleks’ chest and the arm holding on tightly reassured Murray – even though the pain of retching was so intense, and his ribs felt like they were being deconstructed one by one. He took a deep breath in, but was cut off by a deep heave even though he knew there was nothing left in his stomach. His mouth tasted like grease and acid, and his whole body felt weak and shaky.

           “Hurts…” He whimpered, tears dribbling down his cheeks from the pain and exertion. From the position Aleks was in now he could see the tears coursing down Murray’s pale face.

           “Come on love, don’t cry…” Aleks brushed the tears away, then pressed a gentle kiss to Murray’s shoulder. “We’re going to stay here until you feel a little better, then I’m going to tuck you into bed.”

           “I feel – ulp – horrendous…” Murray’s voice was weak and raspy as he leant further back into Aleks for support.

           “Do you still feel sick?” Aleks asked, he could feel the warmth and stickiness radiating out from Murray.

           “Yeah…” Murray muttered, putting one of his hands to his belly.

           “How would you feel if I helped you back to bed so you can rest?” Aleks suggested, Murray seemed to consider this for a moment before he agreed.

           “Only if you’ll look after me,” Murray said in a small voice.

           “Of course I will m’love,” Aleks gave him a gentle squeeze, but loosened off when he heard Murray take a gasp of air in. “Oh – your poor ribs! I’m sorry Murray!”

           “It’s okay,” his voice answered. “But if I ever pull a muscle again, I will not be eating takeaway…”

anonymous asked:

I think he's still.... Nervous to be around you. He's sick because the "incident" made him stop eating. I know you care and that you're worried, but it's best for you to keep your distance for now

*prince looks down*…. okay I won’t go and see him… can you all look out for him I want him to get better

Get to know me

Rules: Tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better.

tagged by @animatedpretzelle 

Nickname: ktee, ducky, rice, katherine

Sign: aquarius

Height: i haven’t measured myself in a while but i think around 158cm/5′2

Last Thing You Googled: is it safe to eat soggy potatoes

Favorite music artist: tegan and sara………..shut your up i’m gay (also steel train)

Song stuck in my head: waterfall by tlc

Last movie you watched: scott pilgrim vs the world

What are you wearing right now: my pink tegan quin shirt and jeans

What do you post: what DON’T i post?

Why did you choose your URL: there was that meme where it’s like “your superhero name is the last thing you ate + your fav animal” or something like that and mine turned out to be bread dog and i thought that sounds pretty cool but there were several variations of breaddog taken on tumblr so i added the extra b, which is also there to balance out the double d aesthetic

Do you have any other blogs: i have a tegan and sara side blog @tesquin and another blog which i did own once about…a particular aspect……of steel train….which i regret…..i handed it over to a friend bc i didn’t want the username plaguing my screen every time i went into settings. she doesn’t use her tumblr much anymore so it’s just sitting there…out there somewhere… the world wide web. you’ll have a hard time prying the url out of my hands i’m never giving it out

What Did Your Past Relationship Teach You: i’ve never been in one before lmao

Favorite Color: blue or teal

Average Hours Of Sleep: like 6 ??

Lucky Number: 7 bc i’m harry potter trash

Favorite characters: FIRSTLY i know he can be a real dickhead sometimes but honestly??? i hate how relatable he is - connor walsh from htgawm. 

SECOND hernando fuentes from sense8 a REAL AND TRUE ANGEL he loves his art and he is so good at what he does and  he L O V E S LITO SO MUCH. 

also from sense8 AMANITA CAPLAN WHAT the fuc k she is so….SMART and amazing??? she loves nomi so MUCH she would do ANYTHING for her and she is so??? so smart about it what to heck she is so intelligent and incredible and her CLAP 👏 BACKS 👏 TRULY ICONIC. i would LET HER HOLD A GUN TO MY HEAD AND i would Thank Her.

fourth…maybe last, jacob kowalski from fantastic beasts what the fucking,,,he is so fucked over by all this wizard stuff but honestly???? he tries to wrap his head around it and with the things he can’t understand he just accepts without further question. admittedly he is scared bc really who wouldn’t be but even though he is scared he does’t try to fight whatever it is that’s scaring him whether that be wizard magic or a magical creature. and also he cares so much? he cares about the animals and he takes the time to understand and care for them. he doesn’t think newt’s weird for taking care of wild creatures like every other wizard does. these creatures are so (literally) otherworldly that yes he was scared of them at first but he was also?? fascinated and he was never aggressive to creature or human. he’s just….so…..caring….he is so kind and incredible and honestly i could see him cradling his and queenie’s daughter in his arms bye he is so loving and lovely and god what is there not to love about him

this has gone on for way too long

How Many Blankets Do you Sleep With: usually 1 but 2 if it’s cold

Dream Job: music theatre actor

i tag @beforethewaves, @ignoremeprettyplease, @saraquinsface, @sometimes-liz, @encircleme, @ramblesandreblogs, @hasobitt, @antonoff, @mosmodre, @biclasstrash, @teganslivingroom, @smolsasa​, @valeriianz, @remuslovestonks, @holyhairbrush, @singingundersmoke-filledlights, @rhiwolf, @saucysara 

i’m two (too) short but i mean  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

anonymous asked:

is it possible that I'm internalizing fatphobia? I went vegetarian last year and since then I've lost some weight. it turns out I have some sensitivity to the proteins in most meat products and as a result of not eating it my blood has become healthier and I've dropped a jean size. I know I shouldn't be focused all on my weight and size, but I can't help but feel happier that I'm thinner? do you think this is a problem, and if I should try to change this ideology?

If your blood levels and tests came out with better results and you feel better and you feel happier, then I’m happy for you. 

Also I don’t think you were specifically looking for the weight loss. It just happened as a consequence of actions that you wanted to do regardless. 

- Mod Guillermo

Every time I see “guilt” or “sin” associated with food I roll my eyes so hard I’m worried they’re going to get stuck.

“5 Super Bowl Snacks you Don’t Have to Feel Guilty About!” Dear God Brenda just eat the nachos. They’re special, they make you happy, and some nachos for the Super Bowl are not going to make or break anything.

By all means, make the lettuce wraps too, but do so because they’re healthy and yummy, maybe they align with your goals better. But guilt and shame and sin shouldn’t never be associated with food. It is not healthy. It should not be normalized.

Food does not have morality. Food does not change your worth as a person.


Hypothetical Handplates scenario in which Sans realizes he can teach himself Common.

(Ugh, tumblr is making them blurry for some reason so I guess full-view if you want the not-blurry version??)

Convoluted explanation incoming. Handplates is an Undertale fancomic by @zarla-s and if you like Papyrus and Sans, go read it, is good stuff. So I guess this is an AU fancomic of an AU fancomic? I dunno, the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until I did something with it. So. Zarla did a Christmas doodle where Gaster gave the boys a box of ginger cookies that had the word COOKIES on the side in big letters, and because my job gives me way too much time to think about random stuff, I realized something.

In Handplates, Gaster taught the bros to read and write Wingdings but deliberately did not teach them monster Common (ie: English) so they can’t read his nametag or anything. Thing is, Wingdings is a 1:1 substitution cipher for English. Every Wingdings symbol exactly equals an English letter; it’s not a different language, just a different set of pictures. As somebody who has taught herself a fair number of substitution ciphers, there are a few things you look for when you’re trying to translate a code and you don’t have a key in front of you. Most notably, single-letter words (in English they will usually be A or I) or double letters next to each other. Like the OO in “COOKIES”.

Sans is smart. Gaster has fed them junk food before and odds are good Sans knows how to spell “COOKIES”. The word is on the box in huge letters and Gaster just said it out loud, so it is fresh in Sans’ mind. That double-O is a huge tip-off. He would put it together that the word on the front of the box matches what’s inside. Once you figure out a few of the letters, it becomes steadily easier to decode the rest.

I feel like Gaster exposes the boys to enough Common (the nametag, food wrappers, computer monitors, the books Sans sits on) that Sans could pick it up with a proper starting point. Papyrus probably not, because he had a hard enough time with Wingdings, but Sans is eager for any opportunity to undermine Gaster and I’m sure he’d jump at the chance. In this comic he elects not to tell Papyrus, though. He doesn’t know Gaster has cameras in the cell (or even what a camera is) but he’s figured out that Gaster can spy on them somehow, and the last time Gaster caught them learning something he didn’t like, Papyrus got the ever-loving hell beat out of him. So Sans keeps quiet about it for now. And thus starts the long-standing tradition of keeping important secrets from his brother.

On the technical side, it took me a freakin’ week to sketch and outline this whole thing. Coloring and shading only took me like a day. In the meantime Zarla actually kinda addressed the cookie comic, but this was almost done by then so oh well. I’m finding my poses and proportions turn out a LOT better when I’m doodling skeletons, like what, drawing basic anatomy will make you better at anatomy, you don’t say?? A lot of this was a self-challenge to see if I could imitate Zarla’s art style, and I referenced previous Handplates comics a lot for the backgrounds and Sans’ face. Full disclosure: Gaster’s pose up there is basically copied from Zarla’s original comic because I was rushing through to get on to the actual meat of the story. He’s just here for setup. I had fun trying to figure out how to do his Lost Soul head though. Also, I hate Papyrus’ face from the front. Also also, it was tricky trying to convey “mentally translating an unknown alphabet into a known one” when pretty much everyone who sees this comic is already familiar with the “unknown” one and not the “known” one, but I think I pulled it off. 

TL;DR- I imitated somebody else’s style to do an AU of an AU; I am not Zarla; Zarla is the creator of Handplates and also Gaster’s pose in the first panel; I like ciphers too much and also I gave the cookies icing because that is the only kind of ginger cookie I know.

we need to take a moment to appreciate how viktor nikiforov, inventor of being extra, completely misread yuuri and was firmly believing he would get laid on night one

first, yuuri basically barges into the room where viktor is minding his business and relaxing after his long travel

so he just sees that like: oh great! so you’re just as eager for this as i am? better bless you with a display of my hot bod yuuri i can’t stop thinking about you since the banquet i’m desperate

then all we know is that yuuri screams (same tbh) and then we get this bit of information on the next episode:

so they barely spoke??? yuuri fainted and woke up when viktor was napping??? we’ll never know

but then viktor wakes up, exuding extra realness:


or maybe it’s just hungry for dick which all things considered is a possibility


ouch, vitya, that was harsh??? but it’s also important to remember we get a lot of examples that show viktor isn’t really savvy when it comes about reading people and that he’s capable of delivering harsh truths with a hear-shapped smile on his face

BUT NO!!! YA BOY VITYA IS NOT DONE, as soon as they get some alone time he tries to drop some questionable hints

oh yuuri i’m so sorry i had to be like that earlier, i’m just going for angry coach on the streets, passionate lover in the sheets

which,,,,you know…



if anything viktor nikiforov is a symbol of perseverance and has unshakeable confidence in what he does, bless him

Saving myself would require love. That is all. I have to love myself in order to care enough to even save myself. There are so many ways to slowly destroy myself: not eating right, not getting washed, isolating myself, leaving my personal area a mess. But you have to care. You have to make yourself better. Not anyone else. Because no one else will. Not because they don’t love you or because they don’t care. But because they have to save themselves. YOU are the most important person in your life. Not anyone else. You are the star. You were born with your Self and you will die with your Self. When I look in the mirror, it is I that I see. Not anyone else. Same with you. Being your own hero can mean just getting up and brushing your teeth. I know these things can be hard because I struggle too. But you have to want it. You have to want to get better. Once you have that strong desire, you’ll get to where you want. Little by little. And if not there, you’ll get to where you need to be.

i’m just saying that when i saw you like that, singing with your head thrown back, something good broke open my ribcage and the bad flew out. i’m saying watching you love music makes me feel every note like a flowerpetal. i’m saying i want to spend nights with wine bottles sitting on the floor eating takeout and talking about politics. i’m saying that i imagine futures with you that never come true. i look for excuses to touch you. i’m saying last night i dreamed i could control the weather and yet all i wanted was to be with you. i want to lie in meadows and hear you talk about mozart. i want to see movies with you where we pull apart the scores and dissect the acting. i want to write a better ending. one where i end up with you.

The Cons of Your Sun Sign

Aries: You treat everyone around you like shit, you think you are better than everyone else, you are inappropriate in social situations. 

Taurus: You refuse to compromise and do what other people want to do, all you want to do is sit around the house all day and eat, it is like pulling teeth trying to get you to speak. 

Gemini: Everyone in your life is expendable, you are fickle with your emotions, you get people to tell you their most personal information and then you go and tell everyone about it. 

Cancer: You refuse to go out and never want to leave your home, you use your emotions to manipulate people, you cry at the stupidest shit. 

Leo: Your ego is as big as the sun, you constantly talk over everyone else, you throw temper tantrums when you are not getting attention. 

Virgo: You are the most judgmental sign, you think your ideas are better than everyone else’s, you think you are the smartest person in the room. 

Libra: You are bat shit crazy, you are territorial in your relationships, you insult people to their face and make it seem like they are the crazy one who picked the fight when they insult you back. 

Scorpio: You automatically assume the worst in people, you think everyone is trying to sleep with your significant other and go psycho jealous, you’re still plotting your revenge against that kid who stole your toy in the third grade.

Sagittarius: You will insult people to their face, you automatically assume your opinions matter more than everyone else’s, you are one pretentious bitch or bastard.

Capricorn: You are rude to everyone, you are boring as fuck but you think you are sooooooo interesting, when you talk everyone is looking for a way to get out of the conversation with you.

Aquarius: You think you are better than everyone else, you shove your perspective down other people’s throats, you have the worst god-complex of the whole fucking zodiac.

Pisces: You rely heavily on drugs and alcohol, you are the fucking baby that everyone has to take care of at the party because you are always so fucking wasted, you use other people for your own personal gain.


☆Dating Jungkook would include☆

Originally posted by beatriceindre

-A WHOLE LOT OF AWKWARDNESS (before the emergence of the cocky muscle pig)

 -We all know kookie is a shy bunny so dont expect much from this fluffy meme ball at the begininning

-It would probably take few months(or years) for kookie to hold your hand 

 -FoR rEaL Tho

 -This bunny would be his own enemy when it came to intiating skinship 

 - ‘Y/N LimBs aRe finAlLy FreE–..oh no .. s/he’s eating some chips now… ‘oh man holy shit’ “ 


 - Your messages between each other would just be full on meme

 - because meme is his favourite language

-only being able to talk to you through text 

 - tHe poor bOY woUld bE fRoZeN iN front of yOU

-Going to the hyungs for advice

 -but ends up getting teased T.T

-Lots of amusement park and active dates… you better bring your asthma pump with you..i mean you are dating jeon jungkook after all


 - Taking nothing but ugly pictures of each other

-and using them as blackmail weapons

 - YOUr wHOle family lOVe hiM

 -you look like the devil besides him to them he can do no wrong

-you two being the 'no you hang up first’ couple in the beginning but now he just hangs up 

 -tbh you both get off of annoying each other

 - (video calling your dad) 

You:Daddy! How are you? 

《A wild Jungkook appears behind you》 

Jungkook: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Daddy’s fine… wHO iS– 

 Throws your phone out the window 

 -” Lets never speak of this again" 

“Since when did you become 'Daddy’? ” 

“Hussshhh~~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ”

 - You going to watch their dance practices = him forcing the memebers to dress up in live performance attire 

 -Jimin having to accept that kookie is taken T.T

- “Im okay rlly..anyways Taehyung’s free ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)…”

 -If you’re short》You being teased mercilessly; Picked up at random times; literally being smothered when you hug him ; being called cuTE all tHE tIME; SPINS ALL THE TIME

 -If you’re tall》 marvelling at your beautiful long legs; no discrimination YOU’D ALSO BE CALLED CUTE ALL THE TIME; Seriously kookie would marvel at how elegant you looked; him being able to rest hishead on your shoulder,; KOOKIE SAID HE LIKES TALL GIRLS SO~~(i nEeD tO gROw) 

 - A lot of inside jokes… people just end up thinking you two are dumb beans -

 - Dont forget all the meme dances #1 Dance couple

-You guys would probably end up uploading a video with all of your signature meme dances combined 

 -Anime marathons~~~ if your not a fan of anime. you soon will be



Originally posted by ultranicolet

Originally posted by mvssmedia

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Originally posted by kpoptrashandproud

Originally posted by mayfifolle

Originally posted by bts-yes-please

Originally posted by reneemallen

-You’d probably have to initiate any kind of intimacy 

-but once he feels comfortable with you –_-_-_-_-_-_ R.I.P YOU

-sERioUSLy- This boy would be a fuckin incubus once his shyness is gone

-kOoKiE tHe pErvErT iS bOrN

-You’d have to fence him off from you

-He wouldnt really be into public teasing because he’s a really private person

-if he decided to initiate it, he’d be fine




-You getting angry when he leaves visble hickeys but him still continuing

-You then plan on getting him back but then realise the massive sHit StOrm it would create so you back down

-instead you hide all his timberlands and replace all his white shirts with brony merch because you believe everyone should love my little pony 

Originally posted by kpopruinedmy-soul

- He wouldnt really be into PDA especially in front of the members. it would be too embarrassing for him.. he stiLl sHY and the hyungs have no mercy

☆Overall kookie would be a fun and chill boyfriend, a bit sensitive as long as you’re okay with dishing out hugs and affirmations then there should be no problem☆

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The Final Battle with Hawkmoth
  • Hawkmoth: I will steal your Miraculous' once and for all!
  • Ladybug: Lucky Charm! (Snickers bar lands in her hand). Hey Hawkmoth! Here. (hands him Snickers)
  • Hawkmoth: What's this?
  • Ladybug: Eat a Snickers. You get a little murderous when you're hungry. (Hawkmoth takes a bite, detransforms) Better?
  • Gabriel: Much better
  • Chat Noir: DAD!