all that makes me MAD

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the only appropriate response when Shianni asks you this tbqh.

northsfire replied to your post “northsfire replied to your post “I’ve been drinking for the past six…”

i’m writing post s4 and it actually helps me… all those spoilers… they make me mad and i make my writing fluffier, happier, giving them everything they’ve been denied on the show… i’ll drink at night it’s only 3.36 pm here :)

I’ve got my screen split between PFMD and fake!boyfriend porn, I can’t even touch my canon fics. 

…and I started at 4:30…

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In which Furiosa accidentally rips her only pair of pants on their road trip (like seriously when did that happen?!) and Max is secretly an excellent seamstress.

How the hell is that right that everyone jumped down his throat for losing himself? And Caroline called him, telling him she needed him. She never once said let’s get through this together, let’s help each other, we need each other

What in the world is this nonsense? I somehow found this post in the steroline tag on mobile and it made me so angry that I needed to call it out because HOLY MOLY, did they miss the ENTIRE VOICEMAIL FROM 6X01??

Oh my fucking god she did indeed say exactly what you claimed she never said so I don’t even know where this person is getting their information from because it’s obviously not the show. People who want to shame Caroline for the beginning of S6 and refer to anything she did as “guilt-tripping” can miss me with that bullshit. Not ONCE did Caroline use anything but honestly with Stefan and it wasn’t HER idea to find Stefan in Savannah that was Enzo so stop fucking blaming Caroline. She had every right to refuse Stefan’s friendship and demand better after he used her to take care of Ivy after he tried to skip town on her, holy fuck. Even Stefan admitted he treated her poorly but as usual female characters aren’t allowed to show weakness or emotions but male characters can commit fucking genocide and the fandom will cry about them just being lonely… internalized misogyny at its finest.

About what Corypheus will do next:

Inquisitor: You’re sure that’s what he’ll do?

Solas: As certain as is possible, assuming I can plausibly predict a man who seeks to rise to godhood.

Originally posted by comedygifss

Can’t you tho Solas, CAN’T YOU

I’m smoking all these niggas so they call me Rachael Ray
I make these whites so mad because a bitch a racial gay
My box is a hotel and yes it’s a palatial stay
Now cum give me that spa; I’m talkin’ ‘bout a facial, bae

Good morning! ☺️

RANT (Not really) #2022202022

There are angels in VIP fandom, and at the end of the day, I will end up supporting GD&TOP subunit (NOT GTOP, the ship) because that helps BigBang in general. But if they have to use this kind of method to gain interest from people again, it’s as if BigBang has to rely on these two solely and not all five members.

What makes me mad is that they couldn’t just wait another 2-3 months to promote GD&TOP subunit but must include it in MADE as well. Some of you guys already mentioned this, but I almost forgot it was suppose to be an OT5 comeback as well because of all this GD&TOP promotion.

I support BigBang and love them all, it just so happens that my bias is Seungri since their debut. But each time they make a comeback, whether solo, subunits or as five, I always supported them through buying their albums and stuff. After 2-3 years since Alive, MADE became a very special time for me as a long time VIP because I finally saw Seungri and Daesung shine more. It’s as Seungri said in Happy Together “I thought it was finally my time to shine after 9 years.” 9 - 10 years, yet he’s still working hard and being persistent as a musician. Anyone else weaker would’ve raged quit by now.

It’s not as if the maknaes haven’t achieved anything as solo singers but they get put aside because YG is obviously more biased and doesn’t promote the two enough as they should. These two look strong and happy on the outside but sometimes I feel as if they’re just hiding their pain so their fans can’t see and that their haters can’t find their weakness to break them apart.

anonymous asked:

So I don't have a good relationship with my grandmother. All she does is say sexist comments like "Jesus Carolynn, you are so fat! you won't get a husband if you don't get fit!" And things like that. My back is big and that is why she thinks i'm fat. She does so many homophobic and sexist comments all the time. It makes me so mad. I understand she was raised to think those things, but for real, this is 2015. I don't need to learn how to cook and have a husband to have a "successful life".

You should tell her how you feel. There is nothing wrong with saying “grandma, I don’t like the way you talk to me and I find it very disrespectful”. It is important to remember that if someone is doing things to you that you don’t like, it is always okay to stand up for yourself. She should not be allowed to make you feel bad and she needs to know that. Yes she was raised in a different time with different values but I believe that when she was raised it was still important for everyone to respect one another. Good luck hun!

-The Daily Feminist 

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One Shots

It’s been over a year since Louis broke up with Harry and Harry still believes in forever. And maybe the world does, too. 

Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are the bane of each other’s existences. Unfortunately, they’re already in love–even if they aren’t completely aware of this minor detail.[A “You’ve Got Mail” AU]

Harry and Louis have been together for 20 years. Harry cheats. Louis cries. Harry is given a year to fix their marriage. 

“Harry’s a player. All he does is chat everyone up. And guys like him are just–so ugh. He’s got that arrogant, self-assured smirk plastered to his face all the time. Always smug and stupid, like he could get anyone he lays his eyes on. All he does is make me mad and laugh all the time like he knows something that I don’t. That is so annoying.”

“But that’s just Harry,” Niall shrugged at Louis. “He doesn’t even try to flirt or anything. He’s just naturally charming, but that doesn’t mean he’s a player nor that he’s trying to get into everyone’s pants. He’s just friendly. And he likes you. He doesn’t usually fall for people, but he fell for you.”

“Oh, should I feel special then?” Louis asked, snorting and rolling his eyes.

or Harry’s a frat boy who is head over heels for Louis and Louis wants nothing to do with him.

So there’s this boy, and he’s got a giant bouquet of roses and a laugh that makes Louis think of sunshine, and he called Louis pretty, so maybe Louis should go out on a Valentine’s Day date with him. 

The first Louis had heard of Harry auditioning for X Factor was the night he’d turned up on Louis’ doorstep the day before leaving for Boot Camp, with a DVD and an illicit bottle of vodka.

Thing was, Louis hated secrets, and he really hated being made a fool of, and he really, really hated Harry Styles.

or: the one in which they’re all in sixth form together, and Harry auditions for X Factor without them.

“So let me get this straight. You took Mr. Squiggles from the classroom habitat, took him with you on your fieldtrip to the zoo, and released him in the aviary?”

Harry Styles is a single father, just trying to keep his life organized after losing his husband four years earlier. Between his daughter, Liam’s hellion twins, and Sophia throwing him into any romantic tangle she can think of, life gets a little crazy. Of course, everything changes the moment Lo and the twins get interested in their school musical, The Wizard of Oz. Because the new director, Louis Tomlinson, is just about the most attractive man that Harry has ever seen.

Featuring adorable Dad Harry, hotshot actor Louis, three sassy kids, a badass Sophia Smith, and a Liam who just wants all their kids to be well behaved.

Louis has eyes that could burn down cities. Harry wants to be made of skyscrapers and bridges and concrete.

(or Harry is the editor of the university newspaper and has been in love with an anonymous poet for a year.)

Harry and Louis are best friends. Harry has the whole “crush” thing under control, honestly. Until, of course, he moves in with Louis and his baby.

AU. after eight years, louis finally has everything he’s wanted. except for harry.

“There’s a boy sitting on the opposite roof. He’s dressed in sweatpants and a hoodie, hunched over a book. Almost as if he can feel that Louis is (somewhat creepily, but, well) looking at him, he lifts his gaze from his book and meets Louis’ eyes.

Louis’ very first thought when their eyes meet is that the boy is really pretty.”

Inspired by the tags on this post. Louis and Harry are twelve and ten years old respectively the first time they meet, and everything after that just kind of happens, really.

Louis finally looked up from his mess on Harry’s face, looking him in the eyes. “You look lovely,” He said with a straight face, poking Harry’s nose.

“Thank you, Louis. Take me to the Prom, won’t you?”

“Maybe when you’re not twelve, bud,”

**

or Harry is a freshman and Louis is a junior and proms coming up and Louis is kind of in love with Harry and Harry is kind of in love with Louis and its just a mess of high school emotions and fluff

In which Louis is a designer at Burberry and Harry spends December wearing Lanvin… and Lanvin… and Lanvin.

Louis couldn’t be prouder of his bake, but there’s something—there’s something. Something about Harry Styles and the earnest way he measures, pours, mixes, scrapes. Something about the tip of his tongue poking out of his mouth as he knocks the air out of his batter.

or a great british bake off au in which louis cares about winning and winning only, harry is made of sunshine and rainbow sprinkles, and niall sticks his nose into other people’s business. also featuring liam as louis’s best friend-slash-concerned mother, and zayn as a macaron connoisseur.

Harry tags along with his (kind of, maybe) boyfriend Nick to football game and tries his best not to be annoying. He meets a pretty boy along the way.

louis and harry have been best friends for as long as anyone can remember, whenever somebody mistakes them for a couple, they are both quick to deny. until one day, they stop denying it.

basically louis and harry are best friends and one of them finally works up the nerve to make a move

AU. So, yeah. That year abroad helped Harry establish that he is in love with his best friend. Now, if Louis would stop treating him like a little brother, that would be awesome. (Additional ingredients: a collapsing tree house, a lot of pining, the other three boys as Louis’ new best mates from university, and a camping trip. Serve hot.)

Uni AU. Sometimes, Louis poses as Harry’s boyfriend. It doesn’t mean anything. Really.

On rainy days, Anne built Harry and Louis blanket forts in the family room and they’d spend hours inside, talking and laughing and reading stacks of books by torchlight. In the darkness, their silhouettes were stitched to the sheets of the brightly-lit tent like cameos in a golden locket. Part of her wished she could keep them that way forever, wished they would be children forever, their sun-browned skin smelling of salt, their little arms tight around her neck as they pulled her into a hug.

“We’re two different types of people, Liam. He likes sex and drugs, I like theater and tea. Trust me, we’d never date.” Except they would, they do, and neither of them plans on letting go anytime soon.

“Just because you can get me hard doesn’t mean I like you,” Louis whispered. The fact was, he didn’t like Harry right now, not at all. Not even a bit.

“Yeah, yeah,” Harry murmured, his breath fanning over Louis’ cock as he spoke. “You done telling me how much you hate me so I can suck you off?”

It’s strange, making the choice to face his past—it almost feels like he’s heading for the sun straight on, like he’s screaming come on and burn me, i deserve it.

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when a solar flare is announced to end the world in twelve days, harry reunites with the people that he used to know better than the back of his own hand.

Louis runs a record label and Harry is his daughter’s new nanny. Over the course of a year, Harry helps Louis learn what it really is to be a father and somehow they find an unexpected home in each other.

Or, the kid fic where Louis wants to make Harry a star, Zayn just needs everyone to stop being stupid, Niall laughs his arse off at everything, Liam attempts to keep things in order and Harry takes a chance.

“Oops!” A deep and slow voice fills Louis’ ears as an arm reaches around his waist, to keep Louis from rebounding into another white-outfitted body – this time a short young girl who could only be gymnast.

“Hi,” Louis replies as he turns to smile up at the person and thank him for preventing Louis’ life from dissolving into a real-life game of Pong, but the words dry up in his throat when he sees.

The person is a boy, tall and lanky with curly brown hair pushed away from his face messily and held back by a gaudy Union Jack scarf, green eyes sparkling from all the camera flashes and impossibly pink lips curled in a wide smile that nearly encompasses his whole face.

And Louis recognizes him instantly. And he thinks that maybe if walking into the Olympic Stadium during the opening ceremony wasn’t enough, having Harry Styles’ arm around him might be the killing blow.

Also known as an Olympics AU where Harry is a pro tennis player, and Louis is a pro footballer. They meet at the opening ceremony and fall in love, obviously.

ridiculous self-indulgent high school au. louis’s best friend’s little brother suddenly got very attractive.

Harry had tried to get used to the attention fame had brought him - had learned to at least pretend to deal with the rumours and speculation about every aspect of his life, had learned to pretend to be all right with the paparazzi shadowing his every move, had learned to pretend to cope with too-many-fans mobbing him whenever he went anywhere - but after being outed all too publicly, it all became too much. A break from it all on island in the middle of the Pacific, far away from everything and anything seemed to be just the sort of thing Harry needed.

A distraction was even better, especially when it came in the form of a gorgeous surfing instructor with a smile that could outshine the sun - even if a summer romance hadn’t been on the original agenda. A heart-shaped island in the middle of the ocean was probably sort of place to fall in love. But Louis had his own reasons for being in Tavarua, and those might just mean that neither of them get the happy ending they’re looking for.

Notting Hill-esque AU set in Fiji.

Harry falls asleep a 17 year-old who lives in Cheshire and is probably rockstar Louis Tomlinson’s biggest fan. He wakes up 24 with a wedding ring on his finger, two kids, and Louis Tomlinson attempting to wake him up with a blow job. The doctor calls it organic retrograde amnesia, says he might never get back the last seven years of his life. The only thing that feels the same is how he feels when Louis touches him, and maybe that’s enough to make him fall in love all over again.

Tumblr!AU.

Louis is an insecure mess and he hides behind his blog. Harry’s a boy with a personality too bright and he’s everything Louis thought he would hate. They end up falling in love.

AU. When Harry moves to a new city, his new flat come with a number of sweet, anonymous gifts and surprises that brighten his days. Could it be a friendly ghost? Another friendly presence in his new building is his tattooed neighbor, Louis, who seems determined to put a smile back on his face.

“Mate, you can dress him up in a tutu and upload it to YouTube, I don’t care as long as he’s alive when I come back.”

Harry gasps. “How did you know I have three tiny cat tutus?”

“You sound like the crazy type.”

Or, the AU where Harry is a pet-sitter for the rich and famous, and Louis is rich and famous.

AU. Louis’ ex doesn’t get jealous of anyone besides Harry. Harry helps Louis use that to his advantage.

“So here’s the thing,” he starts. “I didn’t mean what I said a few weeks ago to like, hurt your feelings or anything. If you like painting your nails, then you should do that, and not like, care if anyone else doesn’t like it because their opinions shouldn’t matter, you know?” Louis takes a breath, finally glancing over to see the boy wide-eyed and pink-cheeked. On a whim, he adds, “And like, I noticed you scraping it off and you haven’t been wearing any and I think you should because that’s what you like.”
or an au where harry paints his nails and drinks strawberry milk and is too nervous for it to be nothing and louis’ just trying to figure out whats wrong with him