all that for this

keith and his time with the blade of marmora

  • on wednesdays they wear pink
  • ‘oh no this door is locked. however will we get past?’ keith, a part-time criminal: 'not to worry’
  • they form a cheerleader pyramid with keith at the top cos he’s the smallest
  • kolivan: 'why did you leave your team? they are your family are they not?’ keith thinking about the spider he found on his ceiling: 'i just had to get out of there’
  • their ears wiggle when they sneeze
  • 'kolivan, when did you join the blade of marmalade?’
  • they have a duel where the winner gets to braid keith’s hair, because it’s the softest thing they’ve ever touched
  • marinade member: 'what did you used to do on your old planet, black paladin?’ keith: 'i uhhh…i used to collect furbies’
  • majorca member: 'what are they?’ keith: 'vicious creatures. feared by many and with a terrible reputation’
  • marmite member: 'wow…so you were a great warrior?’ keith looking into the camera like he’s on the office: ’…yes’
  • keith gets his own blade of mango flannel pyjamas and fuzzy purple slippers
  • 'kolivan, did you know my mother?’ 'yes. when she yawned she would also say the word yawn out loud’
  • keith gasping: 'exactly like me’
  • keith teaches them a team chant which goes 'i say mar- and you say -mora! mar-!’ every blade member yelling at once 'marmora!!’
  • there are framed photos of thace, ulaz, antok, and regris in the dining room with the caption 'rip in pieces’
  • keith doesn’t tie his bangs back because the Aesthetic™. at mealtimes the blade watches in amazement as his hair flies into his mouth and he struggles to spit it out for 40 minutes
  • 'i’m keith and this is my boyband, the blade of margarine’
  • he sits on their shoulders to reach shelves, because everything is taller than him
  • 'keith, do you have feelings for anyone on your team?’ 'uh, kinda. you know lance?’ every blade member at once: 'ooooooooh’
  • kolivan: 'brothers and sisters, cease! we must not tease keith for his strong romantic attachment to the red paladin’ keith, cheeks pink: 'thanks’
  • kolivan in a whisper: 'you must tell me every single small detail’
  • they allow keith to fold their ears inside out
  • they formally introduce him as Keith Kogane, Black Paladin of Voltron, Warrior of Texas, Herder of Chickens
  • 'we are the blade of mustard and this is our small human son’
  • one morning he sees them spray painting their skin purple and bursts into tears

You know something went right in your life when you are drawing a huge pile mashed potatos with @markiplier in a bathtub on top of it! But I can’t say that I am not happy xD 

I may understand you now Mark… you know when your brain is begging you to stop but you are doing it anyway xD

Happy Thanksgiving everyone <3

No matter how damaged you are, there will still be love for you. No matter how unlovable you think you are, you will still be loved. You will always be loved.
—  Lukas W. // You are loved
Like Fandom? International Consumer? American Net Neutrality Rules Do Affect You. Here’s Why & How You Can Help

Are you involved in a fandom? Do you log onto a site called archiveofourown? Do you use Tumblr? Do you watch youtube videos? Do you use wikipedia when you are writing a fanfic and need to know a ton of information? Do you use a site called storenvy to find fandom related merch? What about etsy? Like gmes and use Steam? WoW? Battle.net? Are you a German artist who has a solid American following? Do Americans consume any of your fanfic, fanart, webcomics, original art or fiction? 

This will hit you in sales, lack of fan produced content, or removal of fandom websites

Nonprofit organizations like Ao3 rely entirely on donations of the consumers. That site will not be able to sustain itself when ISPs are squeezing it for premium fast lane prices. You will not enjoy it when its broadband is constantly overtaxed because it cannot afford premium prices. This will at best, just annoy you and you will have to try again and again to even get into the site. At worst, it will close the site. The American fanfic writer though? They may not even have access to the site anymore because they cannot afford to be “granted access” to it and will no longer produce content for you to enjoy. Tumblr is owned by Verizon, a company so excited to see net neutrality laws done away with. If you think American content producers will escape the premium price pay-walls on this site, you’re wrong. If you think Verizon won’t find ways to also hit you, you’re wrong. The very nature of the internet is globalized. What hits America, trickles into the international markets. Every site and every example I put in paragraph one will see dramatic changes, some of them will just outright end. The most immediate change you will see is fandom changing for Americans. No more American produced fanart, no more American produced fanfic. At least from those who cannot afford it. You better hope your favorite American fanfic author is rich. This is not even a party line issue. Americans across the BOARD do not want this. We are screaming at the FCC. We must KEEP screaming.

Here is what you can do to help. Email the FCC. You don’t need to tell them you’re international. You don’t even need to give them a last name, or just go ahead and makeup a pseud if you’re scared. Mind you, they know when an account is a spam account or a bot, so DO NOT USE THOSE. Remember, these are American governmental persons. They are not serial killers. They will not track you down and kill you in the middle of the night. You can even use what I wrote out on my own.

Ajit Pai - Ajit.Pai@fcc.gov (he is the champion of this and will unlikely change his vote but you should still tell him why he’s wrong)

Mignon Clyburn - Mignon.Clyburn@fcc.gov (Will vote NO)

Michael O'Reilly - Mike.O'Reilly@fcc.gov 

Brendan Carr - Brendan.Carr@fcc.gov 

Jessica Rosenworcel - Jessica.Rosenworcel@fcc.gov (Will vote NO)

[Introduce yourself, tell them happy holidays]

Please vote no against repealing Title Two Net Neutrality rules. These rules protect small business, non-profit organizations, individual American citizens. Repealing the rules will hinder American investment globally. Small businesses will cease to exist. in an online forum. Americans may be cut off from the international world. We do not want this. We have flooded your comments, we have created petitions. We have shared Facebook statuses. We have spoken and we say no. You as an agency must look out for the American people, not for a select few deep pockets. The American people say no. A competitive market is not an expensive market.

Again, do not repeal Title Two Net Neutrality rules.

[Insert salutations end]

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[OCs] Diego was the taller one when they were lil'uns, but fast forward 14 years and the tables turned (Allen’s only partly supernatural, Diego’s a jaguar shifter :3c) 

I’m finally getting things underway with this story!! there’s plenty more characters to come, just whittling away bit by bit o/

A headcanon I like to think about All Might is that, even after losing the power of the one for all, he is still really dangerous. Like, even though he lost most of his power and muscles, he still has the technique and ability to put someone down because his hero work was not just about strength, he had good skills in battles and strategies.

The Houses: *Playing Dungeons and Dragons*
Gryffindor: *Dungeon Master* Every time you jerks make a bad pun I’m giving you a disadvantage to your rolls.
Ravenclaw: It’s well worth it. After all I’m on a roll with these bad puns.
Gryffindor: That counts.
Slytherin: I think that was actually rather punny.
Gryffindor: You also get a disadvantage.
Gryffindor: *looks suspiciously at Hufflepuff*
Hufflepuff: Don’t look at me. I don’t want to face that punishment.
Gryffindor: You all are disadvantaged on your rolls.

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