all star week celebrity softball game

what we have now in the all star break: that same celebrity softball game with the same people every damn time, BACK BABCKBFBKABCBKABKCBKC BAKCBKABKKBBKBBACKBACBKABACK, a game that carries too much clout in the postseason to force it to matter to the players (correction: this has been modified, so now it’s back to just existing awkwardly in a sea of tedious profit milking)

what we could have: genuine global baseball; genuine excitement over a WEEK; actual baseball ambassador work, MLB & national camaraderie; more chances to make the racists angry