all ogre now

  • me: *takes a deep breath*
  • me: i lo-
  • anyone who has ever spent five minutes around me: yes, you love Shrek, we know, you love Shrek so much, he's the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Shrek, we KNOW, you love Shrek, you fucking love Shrek, ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE SHREK. WE GET IT.

when u bf come home and eat hte spageti

The signs as things I’ve heard highschoolers say

Aries: “The rare pepes”

Taurus: “Toothpaste fixes everything.”

Gemini: “I call it.. Jet Fuel CAN Melt Steal Beams.”

Cancer: “You gotta try that chocolate milk. Then you’ll understand.”

Leo: “Hentai?” “Yeah! Hentai!”

Virgo: “I wanna go shit on a rock.”

Libra: “Yo you saw the Eiffel Tower? Was it big?”

Scorpio: *pulls large container out of backpack* “Does anyone want a fried Oreo? I woke up at 4 in the morning and got bored so I made a bunch. 

Sagittarius: *in a serious voice* “….Buy the chocolate milk.”

Capricorn: “It’s all ogre now.”

Aquarius:  “Just fucking JOHN CENA out of nowhere.”

Pisces: “He literally thinks milk is a government conspiracy.”

This is a Shrek Pepe.
It is a very rare and holy Pepe.
It appears once every 500,000 Pepes.
Reblog in twenty seconds to appease the Ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek is everything.