all of them are dorks

No one can deny that the Koopalings are huge dorks. They all have unique interests, like Morton with construction and Lemmy with the circus. But which Koopaling is the biggest dork of them all? I firmly believe that it’s Ludwig.

I mean, look at this guy.

He marches to the victory theme during award ceremonies. No surprise there, since he’s a composer and a show-off. But still. He’s the most intelligent and cultured Koopaling as well, and has a lot of talents, so he must’ve spent a lot of time on studying and stuff like that, all for his own benefit.

So…the biggest dork ever? LUDWIG VON KOOPA.

You Deserve All Of This [Sanvers]

I loved every(short) moment we had with Sanvers tonight, but we deserved more. So I wrote more.
(The first chapter is all fluff and them being loving dorks, but the second chapter’s going to be fluffy smut)

DJ PLAY THAT SONG! SERIES: 
“Every little thing she does is magic. Everything she do just turns me on. Even though my life before was tragic. Now I know my love for her goes on.”
-Every Little Thing You Do Is Magic covered by Sleeping At Last

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Breathless and hopelessly in love was an understatement of what Maggie was feeling at this very moment. She couldn’t help but smile as Alex stepped through the doorway and into the overly decorated ballroom.

“Wow,” Maggie finally got out as Alex took in her surroundings. “You’re breathtaking.”

Alex continued to walk closer to Maggie, lifting her hands slightly motioning to everything around them.

“Maggie, what is all this?

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revoltaleau  asked:

Aww, you already make so many people happy, Val! I know i'm certainly one of them. Just coming onto the blog and seeing all these dorks brightens up my day tenfold. I hope that you have a great day yourself, man. You deserve it :D

aw gosh

thank you (ಥ﹏ಥ)

happy birthday to my fave twins!!
  • aaron and andrew’s birthdays were usually quiet
  • they spent their days with their respective partners, received gifts and an overload of texts, ranging from “happy birthday!” to “give your brother a fucking hug for once.” 
  • (promptly returned with a grudging “thanks” or a blunt “fuck off.”)
  • it was like this for years: andrew and neil sharing lazy kisses as they watched some shit show, katelyn and aaron holding hands and exchanging soft “i love you”s under the covers
  • it was simple. 
  • until, of course, it wasn’t
  • no one knew why the rest of the foxes had chosen this birthday, why they absolutely insisted when asking neil and katelyn’s permission, but they put up one hell of an argument anyway 
  • katelyn nodded eventually. “i think it’d be good for aaron.”
  • neil just shrugged. “whatever. it’s not my fault if anything happens to you guys.”
  • which is how nicky ended up calling aaron, telling him that he needed a ride back to his place since he was too wasted to drive, and allison calling andrew, telling him neil set one of their cats on fire by accident.
  • “why do you even need me to pick you up from neil’s place, get a fucking ca–wait, why are you even at neil’s place?”
  • “is that nicky’s voice? the fuck, reynolds?”
  • they both grunted their responses and seemed well beyond irritated, but it got them to show up no more than twenty minutes later at the door, realization dawning on both their faces once the door opened
  • instead of a burning neil+cats, or a wasted beyond belief nicky, there was a beaming dan, a good amount of foxes, a few vixens and trojans, and a shitload of food and drink, and a “happy birthday” sign taped sloppily over one of the beverage tables
  • worst of all, however, were the faces of their respective partners in one corner of the room, not looking the least bit repentant
  • but before anyone was killed, or one of the twins decided to run for it, they were hauled inside 
  • “happy birthday, you fucking weirdos! we love you!”
  • silence followed for almost a solid two minutes, and no one dared to say anything 
  • neil was staring hard at andrew, and katelyn bit her bottom lip, as if anticipating an outburst 
  • but instead, they saw a quick, shared glance between the brothers, a short nod from aaron, a barely there smirk from andrew
  • and together, a quiet “yeah. thanks.”
  • and just like that, the world seemed a bit more right
  • they were not happy, per se, but they were here
  • they survived and they are living and they are loved
  • they’re okay
  • and that’s more than they could have ever asked for
  • it was a happy birthday indeed
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.゚☆☆☆. MERRY MINGOMAS TO EVERYONE .☆☆☆゚.

Flaminions wish you a very happy and merry holidays from the bottom of their pink heart ♥

The only DnD tip you’ll ever need
  • Yelling is a free action, as long as it’s only up to six words

things you can therefore scream mid-combat without using any of your actions:

  • “FUCK YOU, YOU GOAT-SUCKING DILLWEED”
  • “YOU! I’M GOING TO EAT YOU”
  • “I’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S AN EGGPLANT”
  • “SUCKS TO BE YOU, ASS NUGGET”
  • “GO SUCK A FROST GIANT’S DICK”
  • “COME GET SOME, YOU MONKEY-DONGED TWATWAFFLES”
  • “I WILL SHIT ON YOUR CAT”
  • “EAT MY EXOTIC WEAPON FEATS, ASSHOLE”
  • “JOKE’S ON YOU, THAT’S SOVEREIGN GLUE”
YOONMIN MUST-READ FICS

some of my personal favorite Yoonmin fics i gathered from the past few months.I might be doing a few more of these,depends ;D,but warning that nearly all of these have smut in them so please read at your own risk~ these either:

A) Really killed me
B) Made me start squealing and emotional 
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C) Both of the above

You Spin Me Like A Record,Baby by yah94 (Rated M)
This fanfiction isn’t very well known yet,it also isn’t completed (it has only one chapter so far,and unfortunately is on Hiatus.But i swear this chapter made me feel so,so happy!  I really recommend~!!)

who ever said i gave a shit about you by namalumicent (Rated M)
I love,love this fiction so much i can’t even express it! the chapters had me jumping from this one,(3/?)

Say Hi,Yoongi by  i_ship_us
It isn’t well known once again,but this author deserves much more!beautiful and cute story.(Completed 1/1)

The world,as viewed from a park bench by  takakoyaki 
Holy hell this story is literally one of the best i’ve read in a long,long time,,it really made me feel the Yoonmin TT 

Drying Tears by  keopi (Rated M)
This was such a feels trip it was so amazing,one of my personal favs because it’s so long and takes it’s time to build up the relationship between Jimin and Yoongi..

maybe when we say love, we mean a safe place to fall apart by solstices (Rated Explict)
DEFINITELY GIVE THIS A GO,THIS IS SO ON TOP OF MY LIST,ITS SO BEAUTIFUL AND THE WRITING IS INCREDIBLE HONESTLY IT’S AMAZING.I LOOVE,INCREDIBLY FLUFFY/KINKY AT TIMES,SCREECH.(Incomplete 8/?)

ten things i love about you by  jonghyunslisterine (Rated Teens and Up)
And finally,the cutest,and very fluffy story that i enjoyed so much,still demanding some kid of sequel 

Andrew learning that touch isn’t always negative, that it can be casual and loving and doesn’t have to be suggestive

Andrew eventually allowing Neil’s hands to roam without a second thought

Andrew finding himself craving Neil’s touch in moments when he feels unsafe or just because he likes it

Neil never assuming, no matter how long they’re together