all of the wheatleys

  • portal: probably like 15-20 minutes long in its entirety
  • portal 2: get ready to devote your entire weekend to learning GLaDOS' tragic back story

2:30 in the morning, I decided to give (a rather simple)human Virgil a quick go before heading off to bed. Oh and a Wheatley cause, yeah. I can’t draw one without the other now (-◡-)


Ever wish you could see all the times Wheatley falls during the Portal 2 (Unauthorized) Musical without having to fast forward through the entire performance? Well now you can!

The “Suddenly Wheatley” reprise...

…has caused a lot of feelings and emotional devastation, based on what I’ve read on Tumblr in the last couple weeks.  I remember thinking it was a neat idea when I was first told about the reprise, but I had no idea the effect it would have.

I’d like to make it up to you, fans of Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical, so that the healing may begin

Keep reading

tf2teen  asked:

"HO HO FREAKING HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU HORRIBLE PERSON! NOW, BE A NAUGH-/GOOD/ LITTLE BOY AND TELL SANTA CORE WHAT USELESS JUNK YOU WANT!" (Sorry Santa Core is probably gonna give you coal regardless...just a heads up...)


  • Wheatley: 9:01. Chell is officially late for the first time ever. Who's got theories?
  • Virgil: Uhh, her alarm didn't go off.
  • Wheatley: You mean that Announcer alarm that is programmed by GLaDOS herself? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?!
  • Rick: OH! She was taken in her sleep!
  • Wheatley: That's what I'm talking about, Rick! Much more plausible than Virgil's IDIOTIC alarm theory.
  • Fact Core: I bet she tucked herself into bed too tight and got stuck
  • Space Core: Maybe she fell into an alternate dimension where she's in space
  • GLaDOS, over PA system: It's 9am. Why is no one working?
  • Wheatley: Chell is late and we're all trying to guess why.
  • GLaDOS: ...I'd like to play. I'd say she' line at
  • GLaDOS: This is fun.
  • Rick, murmuring: (Is there a bank down here?)
  • Wheatley: Unfortunately, you're all wrong. She clearly slipped and fell back down into Old Aperture and is having TERRIBLE sex with a mantis man.
  • Chell: *walks in*
  • Wheatley: There she is! Chell, where have you been? We've been worried sick!
  • Chell: I'm just seventy seconds late, it's not a big deal.
  • GLaDOS: You will tell us and you will tell us NOW.
  • Chell: ...There was a line at the bank.
  • GLaDOS: *clapping sound* HOT DAMN!
portal as wolfpupy tweets
  • chell: if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted
  • glados: wow, i've never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i've already forgotten what you said, good bye forever
  • wheatley: my lights aren't all on upstairs because i am saving energy, just doing my bit to help the planet, not that you'd know anything about that
  • cave johnson: brontosaurus is a real dinosaur according to my new discovery that pointing a gun at scientists makes them say what you want
  • adventure sphere: its impossible to prove that i cant kick every extinct animals ass and i will be flexing in victory for the next several hours
  • space sphere: one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa
  • fact sphere: popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things
  • doug rattman: going to play devil's advocate here and say they shouldn't let bodies hit the floor

I was listening to Suddenly Wheatley again the other day for actually the first time in a while, and I have to say, one of the things I love most about it is how Wheatley’s part all but revolves around how genuinely devoted to Chell he feels right now.

-“You’ve given me purpose, I know what I’m for”

-“I used to guard humans, but now I will guide you”

-“Wheatley’s your core” (x2)

-“It’s what I’m for!” <— (After Chell’s line about him guiding her through this floor)

-“Right by your side, dear”

Like? Idk, I just can’t get over how he’s basically saying that he considers helping Chell to be what he was made for.

This core, who it’s implied has literally forgotten (or was just plain never told) what his actual purpose was supposed to be, believes he has finally found it in simply helping this one amazing individual win the freedom she deserves. Hoping also that perhaps he can share in that freedom as well.

It’s so pure, I tell ya! ;w; Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside every time~.