all of the links

blogger sends anonymous message to themselves: ugh i hate farting do u have anything to help me stop farting

popular tumblr blogger: i have the fartmaster2000™ which is a vacuum that u use to suck out the fart before it happens, it works so well! im not going to be making any money at all on this shady product but u can buy it at *this link* with a discount code that absolutely does not benefit me but is directly related to my blog. it comes from china and it dies after one use! u will love it :)


fake ass tumblr: wow ok this product literally saved my life 😂😂😂

fake ass tumblr: i just bought 834 of them for all of my relatives

Send Some Positive Vibes? Help?

Hey everyone, my little brother is running for student government at his high school.  He’s not very popular, and he probably won’t win.  It’s not his fault, he just needs to get more in to the system and meet more people.  However, he has experienced some bullying at his school, and kids have said some really stupid stuff about him for no good reason.  At one point, he tried to represent his class in a speech festival, and when the popular kids beat him by a landslide, it about broke his heart.  One kid even said “I’m glad Rylan didn’t make it!” Ridiculous.

I realize that that’s just how kids are, and he’ll get the hang of it. He’ll make good friends and the rest won’t matter.  BUT I was wondering if I could get some help from some of you guys? They had to make a video to run for student government. I’ll post the link here.  All I ask is for a few of you to just click the link so the video gets a view.  Maybe even like it if you have the time.  I just think it’d help his spirit to know a lot of people viewed his video.  Maybe he can even get as many views as the popular kids.  Thanks everyone, it’s the little things that can really make someones day!

say what you will about the loz manga but i think we can all agree that the best adaptation that conveys what the canon scene is like within the whole series is when Link needs a canon for Linebeck’s ship in Phantom Hourglass and Eddo’s acting like “it’s expensive af kid, i don’t wanna cause you a heart attack upon telling you the amount” and then goes on to say “IT’S 50 RUPEES YOU GOT THAT MUCH??” flapping his casted arm like a bird

and then Link’s all “‘50 RUPEES’ ????” because we all know that’s jack shit and a freaking steal but then Linebeck’s like “shit that’s expensive” even tho it’s fucking not and then Eddo’s all “i’ll give it to you for free if you really convince me that you want it”

HOLY SHIT! FOR FREE?? THAT’S EVEN MORE OF A STEAL. IN FACT IT IS A STEAL! And so Link (you, the player) starts declaring in a firm voice that you want that canon but Eddo’s laughing at your lame attempts and so you gradually get louder and louder until you look like a fool screaming into your DS microphone with a mouth big enough for a motherfucking honeycomb

until you’ve caused mass destruction in order to get an item that will only allow you to cause even more mass destruction

just for you to pass out from yelling so loudly but you finally get the damn canon for free

here’s a gaylist (gay playlist) for some songs that can be read as sapphic. all songs link to youtube songs

combat baby - metric

dementia - humanwine

froot - marina and the diamonds

golly sandra - eisley

maiden voyage - the clockwork dolls

shepherd’s song - katzenjammer

shifting - now, now

tessellate (alt-J cover) ellie goulding

the waltz - dandelion junk queens

to the sea - katzenjammer

The Adventure Is Beginning...

(Psst.  This series will be tagged “Alya’s AiM series” and all posts will be linked in the ML Crack Post Master List.)

Y’all wanted Alya?  Y’all can have a whoooole series of Alya.  Starting tomorrow.  Here’s a preview for Alya’s Adventures in Matchmaking, where every post focuses on a different episode and is full of face palming, puns and snark.  So. Much. Snark. 

  • Meet Alya
  • Alya is on a mission
  • Her mission?  
  • …to play matchmaker…
  • …For these two.
  • …pfft.  
  • yeah, good luck with that
  • pray for her sanity, people
  • PRAY
  • also, pop open that wine ‘cause she’s gonna need it
  • along with all the help she can get

I want to redo the master post.

Since there’s an (eventual) character limit and I can’t stop writing del/toonz stuff I’m thinking putting that on its own in a separate post. Then h2o/wild and then the misc stuff..?

Or maybe I should just .. I dunno. I want to add summaries and links to the chapters on the mp.

Should I also link to them on ao3 and watt for each chapter? Like;

Chapters (also on these sites)

Also want to do word counts and genre (fluff or angst) if it doesn’t get too long.. So you know what you’re getting into.

If you take exception to a post!

If you see a post that is objectionable and you feel the need to report it please by all means report it. But when you report it put a link to the post please and state what the objection is.

Calling someone “classless” just gets the request deleted with no action and makes you look bad. This is not kindergarten. Please leave the name calling on the school yard and not this blog.


ABC’s of Simon Challenge

Originally posted by heartfulloffandoms

I think our favourite right hand man needs more love and appreciation. This challenge is open to fic writers and fan artists! I will create a masterlist of all the letters and link it at the top of the page for everyone to see. Anybody can take part!

How to participate:

1- Send me an ask specifying which letter you want to do.

2- Submissions can be a drabble, oneshot or a piece of artwork.

3- Post your piece with the hashtag #SimonABC and remember to tag Simons-Thirst-Squad.


1- There are only going to be 26 slots open and I’m only going to give them away one at a time so choose carefully.

2- If you want to take a second slot you must submit your first letter.

3- Simon must be featured as the lead character.

4- Your submission can be smut, fluff, angst, anything you want as long as it relates to the letter prompt.

5- Make sure to tag your work with any warnings.

6- Have fun and let please let me know if you can’t complete your prompt.

All ABC’s MUST be submitted before April 30th.

These are the prompts, chosen with the help of the lovely @daintyunicorn <3

A- Attagirl

B- Bubble Bath

C- Champagne

D- Daddy

E- Extreme

F- First

G- Gin

H- High Heels

I- Ice Cream

J- Jeep

K- Kneel

L- Little Black Dress

M- Moustache

N- Nurse

O- Orgasm

P- Pen

Q- Quirky

R- Right Hand Man

S- Secret

T- Tequila

U- Undressed

V- Virgin

W- Wildcard


Y- Yes

Z- Zipper

#Respect Artists

I just went through my followers and deleted about 80 suspicious blogs
( i suggest that every artist do the same) -
blogs that had no avatar,
blogs that were named with some weird random number letter sequence,
and a few blogs that have been following me for awhile that have not interacted with my work.

I woke up to more blogs adding links to my work and @staff is too busy working on new tumblr dog stickers to do anything about it.
I do not want someone’s first interaction with my work to be images of my work with spammy links all underneath.
People should not have to the option to add links or strip the original posters credits. It seems like common damn sense to me.

I really appreciate all the support that I receive on tumblr from the real artist who want tumblr to make changes and are willing to take a stand by contacting @staff about this serious problem.

Stay Strong and Be Vocal. You can’t be a great artist and be a pacifist anymore. Let @staff know creators are  unhappy and that there are other options beside this site. Please Tag #RespectArtists

We can create change together.You have to speak up and work for it.
REBLOG or Post Your Own Complaints and use @staff

#artistsontumblr #photographersontumblr #poetsontumblr #sexworkers #tumblr #modelsontumblr #art  

All of us are the reason why tumblr exist and makes money.

Have some guts, take some responsibility, and DO.YOUR.PART 

anonymous asked:

Clicked on the faq link and it took me to a yahoo search page is it broken?

I don’t know how everyone has so many problems with these links, lol. They seriously all work for me! I blame the app, which somehow gets worse with every update…