all of the gaga faces

anonymous asked:

Please more of Steve getting turned on by women holding his shield.

It wasn’t often that Maria Hill joined them on missions.  She was typically back-of-house, behind-the-scenes, sees-all-knows-all.  

Steve knew, objectively, she earned her position within S.H.I.E.L.D. She was competent and clever and calculating and had courage in spades.  

Steve had never really seen, first-hand, Maria Hill in combat.  She was brutally efficient, like Natasha. She didn’t have the same grace as Natasha, but where Natasha had a dancers grace, Maria Hill had a martial artists.  

She also had his shield.  He’d thrown it into an oncoming Space Pig (how many weaponzied versions of Earth animals were out there, anyway?) and Maria had grabbed it as it rebounded, using it to both defend herself from one creature and attack another (she decapitated it with ease and a sleek, efficient movement that was all brutal force).  She tossed it back his way with a word of warning, without which Steve was fairly sure he’d have been hit in the face by his own shield.  

”So that’s how it is?” Came Sam’s voice over his earpiece.  

“Don’t you have ‘space bacon to fry’?”  Steve asked.  

“Don’t be jealous I have all the good lines.  But seriously.  We need to work on your poker face.” 

Steve groaned.  “It’s not like anything. I need to work on nothing.”

“Steve.”  That was Maria Hil.  “Thanks for the shield.  And the once-over.  It’s nice to know the suit’s still flattering.” 

“See?!” Sam gloated.

“Fine.  Poker faces. We’ll work on it.”

Music Shuffle Meme

Tagged by @branchofcinnamon

Rules: we’re snooping on your playlist!! Set your entire music library to shuffle and then report the first 20 tracks that pop up! Then tag ten additional victims.

1 Chariot’s Rise- Lizzie West

2. Poker Face- Lady Gaga

3. All The Pretty Little Horses- Becky Jean Williams

4. Go Figure- Everlife

5. What’s love Got to Do With It- Tina Turner

6. Niki Fm- Hawthorne Heights

7. For Your Entertainment- Adam Lambert

8. Chop Suey!- System of a Down

9. Hello- Adele

10. Crazy- Aerosmith

11. Wherever You Will Go- The Calling

12. Crushcrushcrush- Paramore

13. I Hope You Dance- Lee Ann Womack

14. Blitzkreig Bop- The Ramones

15. Looks That Kill- Motley Crue

16. Carol of the Bells- Mannheim Steamroller

17. Truly- Lionel Richie

18. Everything- Lifehouse

19. Why Can’t I?- Liz Phair

20. One- Metallica

I tag the first ten people to see this post.

Too much talk about Leonardo Dicapro’s face when Lady Gaga bumped into him, not enough of him honoring the First Nations/Native Americans. I seriously tried to scroll through the “Leonardo Dicapro” timeline on Twitter for any mention of it but all I got were of him making that face when Lady Gaga passed by. 

He called for us to recognize their history and their lands and I was so proud of him when so many ears were listening, but apparently this doesn’t matter because he made a face. This shouldn’t be happening. Honor and dignity should be given to those that have been constantly exploited throughout history. 

Things I liked about the Golden Globes:

. The Revenant winning for Best Film, Alejandro Iñárritu winning for Best Director, Taraji P. Henson winning for Best Actress in a TV Drama, and Oscar Isaac winning for Best Actor in a Mini-Series 

. Leo’s speech calling for recognition of First Nations peoples and protection of Native land from corporations. Also his face when Gaga won.

. All three of the Tom Hardy mentions (although I don’t like Amy Schumer). I’m proud of my bae and his work. The Revanant swept.

Things I disliked about the Golden Globes:

. Quentin Tarantino’s speech 

. J. Law’s predictable win 

. All of the cringey jokes that flat-lined