all of my clothes are from there tbh

my mom: what the hell were you thinking spending $290 on clothes in one day????

me: pisces season is all about artistic and creative pursuits. self expression through presentation is an art we each undertake daily and this coupled with the subconscious and intuitively healing nature of pisces season offers a unique opportunity to transform from the inside out

All right guys listen to my offer

Moulin Rouge AU 

anonymous asked:

Is it possible to be transgender without having dysphoria? I don't hate my genitals? I like female clothing, I like the idea of being a woman? I am attracted to figures like Wonder Woman and McGonagall but not sexually? I've always loved female heroes and more stereotypically female things. I've adjusted my clothes at times to look like dresses and stuff (not permanently @thatclosetlife) and liked it? I just don't hate my genitals. I would be open to bottom surgery though? I don't know...

hon, so many trans girls don’t get bottom surgery. i doubt i will, even! (maybe some day) you’re 10000000000000% valid; lots of trans people dont experience body dysphoria at all!! you sound like a trans gal to me tbh

okay from now on i’m gonna have to ask people to send their trans advice questions to @transgenderteensurvivalguide, sorry, it’s just i stopped volunteering there because it emotionally drained me haha

elithequeenbee  asked:

Hey ^^ I love your blog and all your headcanons. They give me life. 😍 What do you think how the RFA guys + Saeran + V would react to going to a sauna with MC, with or without towels. Would they be flustered about all the naked skin?

(Hey there! Sorry for the late reply =…= this was a lovely question! Thanks for asking it!)


Zen

- oh my. This boy…. he’d go totally ballistic. With him, you either need to be wearing all your clothes all the time or nothing at all… Towels?? Who needs them, right???

- but he’d be such a mess

- you can see him physically struggle to keep his eyes looking at your face

-his eyes keep snapping down… tbh he’s p much rubbernecking it lolol

- “all men are beasts”

-you’ve never seen him move to get away from you so fast

-also, you’ve never seen him move to get close to you so fast

-poor boy can’t decide what he wants


Yoosung

-this boy is  s w e a t i n g

-like… yeah, it’s a sauna but… you’ve never seen someone sweat so much in your life

- very awkward conversations

- he insists on towels. He brings like 4 extra just in case you need more

-he likes to stay close to you but he can’t make eye contact

-if you hold his hand while you’re both in the sauna he might actually die

-brings you both water when you’re done with the sauna


Jaehee (cause im gay)

-she’s a little uncomfy at first but she was the one that took you to the sauna in the first place (you had to bribe her to go to the spa because she needed it, but a couple’s sauna session was all her)

-after her muscles relax from the steam she starts to enjoy it and holds your hand

-she likes to play with your fingers

-she’ll tell you how much she’s enjoying spending time with you! She talks about work, even on her vacation, so every time you remind her to relax she does this cute little sound then melts back into the seat to enter Relaxation Mode™

-she gave in and sat really close to you to give you shoulder kisses

-after a while you gave in too and massaged her shoulders because she is tense as heck and because you totally aren’t trying to cop a feel of her very strong and toned arms nope not at all

-after she wants to get smoothies so you both get something very refreshing like an orange smoothie

-she sleeps like a rock that night



Jumin

-UGHH 

-shameless

-holds you close to him even though it is so freaking hot

-lots of kisses!! it is too hot for this!!! what is wrong with this cat man!!

-forget about a towel, he brought a robe

-he spoiled you and bought you a pretty robe too

-this man is in his element. He is loving it. Totally checking you out

-geez

-you know he owns the sauna

-he keeps touching your legs excuse me mr. Han now is not the time

-after he pampers you. Of course. Makes sure you drink lots of water. Like, a crazy amount of water. Each time you glance at your cup BAM it’s full, no matter how much you drank from it

-he really liked spending time with you p much nude and with no sexual stuff so he plans to do it more often. It feels like a bonding activity to him (it is)



707

-CANNOT KEEP HIS HANDS TO HIMSELF

-brought snacks in the sauna and immediately regretted it

- all the chocolate melted

-chips got soggy

-he sulked for a while but snapped out of it when you poured water over the hot rocks and steam came out

-he did that for like a whole 15 mins

-likes tickling you…pls… you’re supposed to be relaxing…..707 for once pls chill

-but you get him back by towel whipping him

-to turns into one big play fight and if you hadn’t arranged to get the sauna furthest away from the spa you’d probably be kicked out by now

-you both end up slightly dehydrated bc of all the roughhousing in the sauna…

-he likes leaning on you and acting like ‘gravity machine broke’ while you suffer from his weight and his sweat



V

-honestly???? One of the most therapeutic things you’ve ever done

-he has you sit next to him and he traces patterns on your legs and arms and wherever he can reach

-talks very softly and tells you how much you mean to him

-there’s no music playing or anything. You hear water dripping and steam hissing and his gentle voice whispering sweet nothings into your ear

-likes resting his head on your shoulder 

-but his hair got all wet so he stopped after a while because your neck got sweaty

-he doesn’t care whether or not you have a towel. He’s gonna touch your skin anyway tbh and it’s not like he can really see you anyway

-lots of sighs and cuddling



Saeran

- you are both  W E A K L I N G S

-every 10 mins you have to go out of the steam to cool off a little bc it is just too dang hot in there

-towels are a burden and it doesn’t even matter that you’re both naked because it’s way too hot to even think about getting hot and heavy

-at the end of the session at least one of you will be overheated 

-stays very far away from each other…… too much body heat……wtf why would you stay close together???

-if you thought this would be romantic you’re wrong

-worst date idea ever

-you have to bail and you both do a couple’s massage instead. That’s more your speed

-couple’s massage goes so well you both fall asleep on the table and the staff want to wake you up but they’re kind of afraid of Saeran…….

-he refuses to admit he couldn’t handle the sauna and when you tell him to get back in the sauna if he’s so tough he just pinches your cheeks and refuses to answer you

-hours pass by and it’s still too hot to touch each other because why would you do that your internal temp is still similar to lava wtf

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Wow! Here they are, sorry for the wait I thought I’d post them in a bunch. You guys really wanted Kaito in that f3 shirt lol. I really like that e2 sweater it would probably be the only thing I’d actually wear from the list.

@yes-hello-i-am-useless @dont-touch-my-sons @rachello344 and that anon that wanted Kaito in g3 that is trash love you to

EXO headcanons on having a 5′2″ S/O

Requested by; anon

Thank you so much for the 5'2" s/o bts headcanons, they were perfect (also whoever requested the got7 version is a genius). If you have time could I request an all of EXO headcanon for having a 5'2" bf/gf. -sincerely a tiny anon who loves your blog very much 💕 (tbh you’ll probably figure out who I am because I’ll shout about how perfect it is in the tags)


Xiumin;

  • short power couple
  • matching clothes couple
  • you’ll both fight chanyeol
  • “we’ll be hobbits together forever, won’t we?”
  • forces you to workout with him

Suho;

  • laughs at your cuteness
  • suble bully
  • “i feel bad for you, you can’t even reach the shelves. Kidding!”
  • always gives you hoodies because he thinks you look adorable
  • does protect you from chanyeol tall people

Lay;

  • he’s the big spoon
  • “my baby looking good!”
  • doesn’t often show affection but really loves you
  • on-top-of-your-head-kisses
  • piggyback rides!

Baekhyun;

  • ready to fight Chanyeol aswell
  • back-hugger type of bf
  • often rests his head on your shoulder
  • kisses!! cheek kisses!
  • “I’ll kick anyone who mocks you about your height!”

Chen;

  • an actual angel
  • “how’s my cute sweety doing?”
  • sings around you
  • helps you chosing clothes
  • lowkey mocks your height

Chanyeol;

  • biggest bully
  • he’s 100% the big spoon
  • holds things above your head
  • kiss him and you get the thing
  • “you’re so short! oh my god! you can’t even follow my walking pace!”

D.O.;

  • “are those my sweatpants? aren’t they way too big?”
  • same as Suho; suble bully
  • knows when to stop
  • compliments you from the moment you two wake up
  • tickles you if you refuse to kiss him

Kai;

  • heart eyes
  • always supporting you with the biggest smile
  • brings you to the gym
  • “ah, you’re adorable, I can’t even describe your beauty!”
  • loving kisses!!

Sehun;

  • shy baby
  • put things on high places
  • can be very petty but can never stay petty at you
  • “how can I stay annoyed at you? You’re too adorable!”
  • subtle kisses and affection things

I work at my college admissions office answering the phone and emails, and I got an email one time from a woman who swore that her neighbor was practicing witchcraft on her. Apparently, the emailer had dated a guy that the witch was in love with, and so the witch got revenge by turning all her clothes gray or something. Not sure what she wanted an admissions officer to do about it, though.

Unbelievable tbh I’m so glad

Don’t forget I have a whole blog for story submissions right over here!!!

I weighed in at 181 this morning, 7 pounds up from my lowest weight back in April.

Tbh, I’m not really discouraged at all! I almost maintained in the 170s, and my eating was as close to perfect as it’ll ever be when I saw 174 on the scale, and that isn’t sustainable in the long-run. AND the clothes that I was wearing (looking at you, size 12 dress pants that I’m so happy finally fit!) still fit just fine. I’m wearing the jeans from the pic in my header right now and they look exactly the same, so we good 😊

SO! On to July with regular weigh-ins again on Friday’s :)

how many people in this picture are bending their knees or leaning forward so shepard doesn’t look so short? TRICK question it is ALL OF THEM. 

disclaimer before I inevitably get people whinging in my inbox and in the tags about how the heights/weights are inaccurate to the game: YES I AM AWARE THAT IN-GAME ALL THE FEMALE CHARACTERS HAVE ESSENTIALLY THE EXACT SAME MODEL THEREFORE THE SAME HEIGHT AND WEIGHT. I am choosing to totally fucking disregard that fact because it makes for really really boring character design.

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Hi my name is Alucard Prince of Dark’ness and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and crimson eyes like blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Vlad the Impaler (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Integra Hellsing but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I work at a vampire hunting company called Hellsing in England where I’ve been for a few decades (I'm five hundred and fifty years young;) ). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black waistcoat with a red coat around it and black polyester slacks, white gloves and black combat boots. I was wearing white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hellsing. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of humans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
cosmog’s fashion shopping guide

ITS ARI!! ive been wanting to share my stores n tips for a while so… here goes. if u want more stuff lmk tho! these rnt all of my links (i left out all of my accessory+bags+jewelry+make-up stores especially so i might make a separate post 4 those) and i can give recs for specific styles/looks/items/budgets/etc bc i have a place(s)…..4 everythinggg

tips:

  • make an amazon wishlist (or a few!) to organize what u want. get the browser extension tht lets u add from websites other than amazon!
  • read reviews and customer feedback if theyre available to u!!! i literally……dont even consider buying something online w/o reading reviews if im unsure tbh. theyre rlly helpful.
  • be wary of buying rly cheap clothes on sites like amazon, sheinside, and choies, theyre often pretty bad quality and not what is advertised. ive been burnt before and trust me its better to get something better quality than to get something u can never wear bc it isnt made right!
  • consider basics first! think abt some pieces that are going to be the lynchpin of your wardrobe. u can pair more out-there pieces w/ them and theyll give your looks more versatility in what u can make!
  • good colors for basics are neutrals and a bit of colors you plan to wear a lot of.
  • thrifting is….so good if ur on a budget and even if ur not!!! u can find so much in thrift stores…..go thrifting
  • dont trust letter sizes. take your bust, waist, and hip measurements, and use every store’s individual size chart!
  • if youre debating between getting something a size smaller or a size larger, always go larger
    if u have a tailor available to u make use of them!! if u have a garment that u love but it doesnt fit u quite right u dont have to send it back!
  • make outfits while u shop! dont just buy pieces by themselves unless its something ur specifically looking for
  • if u have nowhere to start look at a store’s lookbooks, new in, and bestsellers
  • some websites also have features where u can shop the entire look the pictured model is wearing, or looks from their instagram, which i <3 to utilize!!!
  • take inspo from celebrities, instagrammers, and models! a rlly good way to get started is recreating looks uve seen before, esp if u have no idea what youre going for with a new outfit! 
  • i have an outfit curating instagram @stylegrinch and u can also find me on polyvore @solgaleo !
  • speaking of polyvore, its a really cool site for curating items and stuff into outfits!
  • use the extension honey to get huge discounts on most online stores!! it searches for all available coupons for u and stacks them if it can.

key:

  • $ = mass market (forever 21, h&m, etc)
  • $$ = contemporary (urban outfitters, topshop, etc)
  • $$$ = designer (michael kors, etc)
  • $$$$ = haute couture (versace, oscar de la renta, etc)
  • favorites are italicized! 

price marks are dependent on what is being sold; a price mark for a store selling glasses for $100 will be different than a store selling a romper for $100.

stores:

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love joans

namjoon/you | smut/humor

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Big hands sliding up your sides, Namjoon pushes your dress up your body and you sit up to pull it the rest of the way off then lay back onto the sheets as his lips press kisses all over your skin. After one last kiss between your breasts, he trails his mouth to one of your nipples, sucking and delving his tongue against it through the lace of your bra while he pinches and rolls the other between his fingers.

Your fingers thread through his hair as you arch into his touch and moan for the way he does just what you like. His mouth and hands work you up, send jolts through you, switch positions to lavish equal attention on each nipple, before he moves to unclasp your bra. It only takes him one hand and one second, and as he’s sliding the straps down your arms, the lyrics pop into your head. Why you think about it now out of all the times y'all have done this, you don’t know, but you can’t stop the giggle from bubbling out.

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IT’S SUNDAY MA DUDES

*incoherent screeches*

Welp another week’s passed and I’m here once again with my dump of drawing’s I’ve done XD NONE OF THEM ARE REVOLTALE but I have something in the works thanks to an anonymous ask
(also shamelessly gonna remind y’all that I’m perfectly open for random asks at any time, I may just be slow because I always wanna draw stuff for them and I’m a slow artist XD)

BUT YES, TODAY’S ART HAUL (the rest of my spiel is gonna be under a cut, this is long enough already)

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kazbrckkers  asked:

ahaha that's a nice way of putting it. "what height are you?" "armrest height." i was reading from this one author in ao3 that has like 59 kagehina fics and they were all beautiful but i finished them in a day and now i don't know what to do with myself, do you have any recs?

OOH YES YES YES ALRIGHT KAGEHI RECS I CAN DEFINITELY DO

(I assume you’re talking about buu, they have a billion fics out that are all pretty great (and if you arent, look up ‘buu’ the author).)

OKAY SOME AWESOME RECS:

Love and Victory by bigspoonnoya, SO GOOD SO GOOD 

Not Alone by saigennaku (ok this one is incredible and I actually wound up doing a drawing for it later on and now the author is one of my very good friends (ily cyn :D :D), I HIGHLY recommend it)

Both of these fics by rocketlaunchers, incredible

By this time next year by reeology, SO FREAKIN AMAZING (all the descriptions are gonna be like this so I’m just gonna list them but know I’m equally excited about all of them… haha)

Smitten by bohemianraspberries

Forever and Always by volleycrows

As Forking Pasts Converge into a Single Point by anilee0510 

I like the way your clothes smell by mysecretfanmoments (kind of a classic for kagehi in general tbh (ily val <3))

also for genderfluid kageyama, kagehinatayama wrote this adorable fic, How Things Were Meant to Be and it’s SO CUTE

okay and basically I just went through and copy/pasted my kagehi bookmarks from Ao3, it’s fine… READ THEM THEY’RE SO GOOD

Listen up y’all

I get so frustrated about all those things that let’s people doubt my MBT. So let’s get something straight, right away: 

As a female INTP, I personally 
- care about my appearance 
- am able to put on makeup and enjoy wearing it almost every day
- have a sense of fashion and my own personal style of clothing
- like to wear bold jewelry and high heels once in a while
- get my nails done if I like
- have a shitload of tattoos
- need and love skin and haircare
against all the stereotypes. ‘

And tbh I think this whole (female) INTPs don’t care about their own looks and shower like once a month partly comes from the misconception that women -or nerds for that matter- can’t be intelligent and slay at the same time. 
And let me tell you, introverted people may not be in need for company all the time, but then again, we all dress to feel good about ourselves and not for others, or don’t we?!
And yes, to me putting makeup on and getting my nails done is a rational decision to make myself feel better. I’m a 22 year old woman with responsibilities and an agenda, so please stop doubting my MBT just because I don’t live in an oversized sweater and a dirty pair of glasses 24/7.





BTS Reaction| When they come home to their S/O waiting for them in lingerie

| Bts reaction to coming home and you’re waiting in lingerie? Also could you put photos of what lingerie you think they’d like on a girl/what you are wearing? Lol ty |  
y'all fam I’m wheezing is it bad that i’ve already had pictures for this for a while i just like pretty things especially underwear ~Admin Hedgehog (lingerie pictures under the cut)


Jin/Seokjin: he knew when he saw you on the bed that there would be very little resting going on for the both of you. He stood by the doorway, eyes roaming over your every curve, committing the image of you sprawled on the bed, in such beautiful lingerie to his memory, before walking over to you and getting your long night started.

Suga/Yoongi: tbh if yoongi comes home he’s gonna be home late at night so he might just see you and then lay down on the bed next to you and closes his eyes with a sigh, making u confused af until he props himself app and starts dragging his fingers on the areas that your skin is showing through the fabric.

J-Hope/Hoseok: when Hobi sees you laying on the bed in his favorite style of lingerie he’s not even going to hesitate for a second, he’ll start shedding every article of clothing he’s wearing as he makes his way to you,until he’s down to his boxers, and then he’ll gently kneel on the bed in front of you, drinking in the sight of you all laid out for him.

Rap Monster/Namjoon: if namjoon came home and found you wearing the lingerie he had suggested you buy, he would sigh deeply and and start to slowly take off his clothes, jokingly suggesting the idea that one of the members might have walked in instead of him, and what would you do then?? He would keep teasing you until he was gently rubbing your thighs, admiring how ethereal you looked.

V/Taehyung: tbh my darling spacey child would not even notice you were wearing lingerie until he turned around from putting his stuff away, and then he wouldn’t realize why you were dressed all sexy until you came up and hugged him, laughing at how goofy your boyfriend is. He would get the idea of your outfit when you kissed him though.

Jimin: would be super giggly, he had brought up the idea before of you waiting for him all dolled up like this, but never expected you would actually do it! He’ll gently slip himself onto the bed next to you, talking about his day before he asks about yours, and if you had happened to have a bad day, he’d pull out all the stops on the cheesiness and tell you that it was about to get much better~~

Jungkook: you had told him that you had a surprise for him, but he didn’t expect this of all things. International playboy here would try to act suave and shit but lmao as soon as you started to walk towards him he would panic and say you looked better then any fried squid he’s ever seen and god dammit jungkook u had one job and u blew it but if ur gracious please give him a BJ that will put him back in the mood for fun times lmao

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spicydoodle  asked:

Hey, I really like your art and if you could, maybe do a short tutorial on how you do you anatomy? Its alright if you don't. Thanks anyways. :)

I bs anatomy all the time ahaha I don’t rlly have any…tips..? in my art classes for the past 2 years we’ve been lucky enough to have live models to practice anatomy with (I mean they were clothed students but still). it’s just a matter of observation and practice :)


but I’ve also learned some other stuff (from manga and anime how-to-draws when I was 11) to speed along the process..like the average body is about 7-9 heads long?if I remember correctly…and the elbow is where the waist is…
tbh I don’t rlly think about specifics when I’m drawing - once you’ve got observational basics on anatomy down it’s a lot easier to get into a more fluid process w/o stopping to think


it also helps A LOT to have references