all of my best friends are dogs

Smash or Pass; Bungou Stray Dogs

So, my best friend Kelsey ( @rashomon-kelsey-stein ) and my friend Marcus were playing Smash or Pass with bsd characters. Obviously Jess

(I know it’s long, but it’s worth it, I promise) (✿◠‿◠)

SIDE NOTE: we’re all over the age of 18 (^_<)〜☆

Here are, what I thought were the highlights from this whole conversation:

Dazai fucking Osamu… who wouldn’t smash him amiright ? 

Atsushi Nakajima… was not disappointed with the response tbh

… ded

Poor Kenji

Can you tell that I really love Tanizaki ? Because I do… a lot. My boyfriend. Actual love of my life

My finger slipped. Yass give me some of that Silver Fox bitch


…And this is the point of the conversation where Marcus sent that picture of Kelsey’s boyfriend… to say she was pissed is an understatement.

This was the greatest idea I’ve ever had and I regret nothing. 

I was planning to go on an early morning hike with Buddy, but instead, I stayed up late comforting him as he was puking hourly…

Now, I have to attend a 4 hour mandatory work meeting (on my day off) while my dog may not live another week, let alone, another night…

My mom won’t stop talking about how I need to get a new dog. My roommate won’t stop complaining about the throw up.

I’m numb… I’m so fucking numb. My best friend, my brother of 14 years is on his death bed and all I want to do is comfort and reassure him he’s not alone.

Once a friend came over with his dog who was basically one of Ammos best dog friends, but he came in so enthusiastically that the house turned to absolute chaos. The friend dog ran in, one cat shot to the top of a book shelf, and the other cat literally went up the chimney. And Ammo, who had played with this dog every single day for probably 6 months, layed on his side and full-on pissed himself. And all this happened in like a span of 10 seconds.

I have no reason for telling this story other than I happened to think about it today and it’s one of my favorite things that has ever happened (even though apparently traumatic to the pets). It was seriously the funniest chain of events I’ve ever seen happen in such a short time frame haha

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.