all of his names have a reference to ryeowook of super junior

Haikyuu!! Captains Idol!AU HCs

Okay, I have been holding unto this headcanon for a while now, and I decided to let it out just in time for the Captains Week. (Let it be known that I blame Boys24 for all of this. If you don’t know what that is, then spare yourself. If you do, then I know your pain.)

Disclaimer: Most of my references and terms are from K-Pop, since I am better versed in it than I am with J-Pop, so promotions and concepts and stuff are leaning more towards that. Also, I know there’s a plethora of Kpop groups out there, but I only included those/referenced those who I am a die-hard fan and casual fan of, or just basically liked few of their songs so I know of them to an extent, so yeah. THIS POST IS HIGHLY SELF-INDULGENT. You have been warned.

Also my contribution for Captains Week 2016 Day 2: Music

Members and Positions

        Sawamura Daichi – Daichi is Leader of the group because he gives off this aura and feels that just screams responsible, but genial. Daichi is sort of a well-rounded member, able to dance and sing and rap a little, although his position really is vocals; plays the piano and drums; is considered by some fans to be a bias-wrecker. Daichi likes to post heartwarming messages to fans, thanking them for their support. Always gets teased by Tetsurou for being so responsible (which earns the latter a kick in the shin or a punch on the arm).

Think Seungho of MBLAQ… I HC Daichi as that kind of leader and member of the group.

·         Oikawa Tooru – Tooru is the self-proclaimed visual of the group, and acts as a sub-vocal; has omnipresence in social media, mostly on IG, and occasionally Twitter, which makes him the most famous member, and he does in fact have the largest fanbase among the members (a fact which he doesn’t stop reminding Tetsurou about); the aegyo machine and has an extensive knowledge of girl group songs and dance; on occasion have crossed dressed just to prove how good looking he is.

Super Junior’s Heechul (circa 2009-2010) is my reference for Idol!Tooru.

·         Kuroo Tetsurou – Kuroo is the ultimate bias-wrecker of the group; His position really is sub-vocal, but his smooth dancing earned him a spot as lead dancer; plays the guitar and is the one responsible for the acoustic versions of their songs (along with Daichi and Kaname); is the second famous member because he actually responds to tweets and sometimes trolls the fans for laughs (along with Koutarou).

He’s like Infinite’s Woohyun (greasiness) mixed with Block B’s Jaehyo, mixed with BEAST’s Gikwang.

·         Moniwa Kaname – Kaname is the resident flower boy and cinnamon roll, who takes up the role of being the mom and serves as the main vocal of the group. People used to underestimate him, but once they heard his voice, they immediately changed their minds. His fans would usually post edits of him wearing flower crowns; it doesn’t help that he always takes selfies of stuffed toys gifted by fans.

Think Ryeowook of Super Junior.

·         Bokuto Koutarou – Bokuto is the hyperactive main rapper of the group; fans consider him to have a reverse charm because off-cam and during fan meetings, he’s like a child and he’s so boisterous, you wouldn’t think of him as anything serious but on stage and on-cam, he does a 180 and just leaves fans breathless with his rap; the king of fan service (doesn’t hesitate to take off his shirt if fans asked).

He’s like Block B’s Zico (some traits) mixed with Ikon’s Bobby (his voice).

·         Ushijima Wakatoshi – Toshi serves as sub-vocal for the group; is the idol actor among the members, which makes him the leading man in most of their music videos (much to Tooru’s chagrin). Despite his nonchalant façade, he actually is one of the dorkiest members of the group, as he’s prone to posting lengthy posts about things he is interested in, ones he’s seen in advertisements and such (again, to Tooru’s chagrin because it doesn’t make sense to him); is their dark horse when it comes to variety because fans find his non-reaction very funny (AGAIN, much to Tooru’s chagrin).

Think of Big Bang’s TOP mixed with VIXX’s Leo (weird combination tbh)

·         Terushima Yuuji – Yuuji is the maknae of the group; because of his b-boy background he is easily made the main dancer, but he also serves as the second rapper. Fans find it hard to believe that he’s the maknae because he sells the bad boy image so well and Noona fans are wary of him because he is still jailbait (1 more year to go Teru-teru). It doesn’t help their resolve whenever he performs though. As the maknae, he has the ultimate burden of doing aegyo (which he claims he doesn’t have, but inadvertently shows it whenever he says that; Tooru likes to help him in that area though); thinks that Tetsu-hyung is taking too much of Daichi-hyung’s attention.

He’s like B.A.P’s Zelo mixed with Block B’s P.O. mixed with iKon’s B.I (wow that’s a lot of acronym-ed artists)

Concept/s and Songs

·         I haven’t really thought that far to think up of concepts and the details that comes with it, although I kind of see this group lean towards Pop or maybe RnB at first, until they are confident enough to try and tackle more challenging ones. Some songs that I think would fit them would be the likes of One Way’s Magic, Mr. Mr.’s Do You Feel Me, MBLAQ’s Smoky Girl, Infinite’s Last Romeo, SHINee’s View, Super Junior’s It’s You and 2PM’s Comeback When You Hear This Song

·         For kind of light-hearted love songs, and (borderline) cutesy concepts, I HC something along the lines of 2PM’s I Can’t, 2AM’s Love You, Hate You, Big Bang’s Let’s Not Fall in Love, then there’s also B.A.P’s Take You There, VIXX’s G.R.8.Uand Got7’s Just Right.

·         There are also other songs like B.A.P’s 1004 (Angel), and Rain Sound, DALMATIAN’s E.R., iKON’s Apology

·         Sub-unit songs: iKon’s Anthem for the rap line and MBLAQ’s Cry and 2AM’s Can’t Let You Go Even If I Die, for the vocal line.

·         They would also not hesitate to cover girl group songs (especially Oikawa), and make acoustic versions of it (courtesy of Tetsurou)

Yeah…that isn’t well thought of.

Other stuff

·         Their fanbase are generally supportive of the boys, and older fans are welcoming and are ready to introduce the boys to whoever they think is interested. And while they have their own biases that chose them, all of the members have special places in their hearts.

·         Fandom is generally a happy one because even when the boys are not promoting, they try to update their fans as much as possible, like they upload videos of self-cameras (whether through their official Youtube channel or through their personal social media accounts), covers, and other shenanigans, which just basically means that fans have always something to look forward to.

·         Just don’t get the fans started about the ships, because dear Lord this group HAS a lot of them.

PS: Would you like to suggest a group name? 

SuJu reaction when they are all in love with the same girl but she is a 98-liner req by exodarkwolf16

For reference, I’ll put the boys’ ages beside their names! 

If this girl’s birthday would have already passed, she would be 18…legal, but barely ^^;

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Leeteuk (32) : *realizing he has feelings for her*

Originally posted by isaobsessions

*realizes she’s a ‘98 liner* “…well crap.”

Originally posted by tokkiteuk

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Heechul (32) : *thinking* I’m…in love with her.

Originally posted by heechulie

*one of the jealous members tells him she’s 18* “Hey, I mean, she’s legal, I’m legal, and I’m sure in the end fourteen years isn’t…that much.” 

Originally posted by lillicesakura

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Kangin (31) : *comprehends his feelings*

Originally posted by bbsoul

*discovers her true age* “….Damn.”

Originally posted by bbsoul

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Shindong (30) : *realizes his feelings and so he does this??? idk man he’s just dealing with his feelings comedic-ly*

Originally posted by fyukjae

*realizes she’s only 18 and* “But….”

Originally posted by aegyopanda

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Kyuhyun (28) : *before he finds out her age* “I’ve totally got this”

Originally posted by kyucito

*after he finds out her age* “Aish, that might be a problem…”

Originally posted by blueprincez

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Ryeowook (28) : 

*before he learns she’s 18* “I’ve got this.”

Originally posted by sneezes

*after he finds out* “I’m sure we can work around it…?”

Originally posted by parkjngsoo

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Siwon (29) : *before* *knows how attractive he is and plans to use it to his advantage*

Originally posted by super-juniors-baby

*after*

Originally posted by meethi-boliyaan

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Yesung (31) : *before* *takes care to be literal perfection every time he knows he’ll be interacting with her*

Originally posted by hyukwoon

*after* *laughs humorlessly* “Damn.”

Originally posted by fyeahyesunggifs

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Donghae (29) : *realizes almost simultaneously that he may love her but so do the others, and jumps into the game of impressing her immediately*

Originally posted by coqonu

*then realizes her age* “At this point, age is just a number when someone’s in love.”

Originally posted by sapphirecamomile

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Eunhyuk (29) : *is totally ready to throw down with the other members over her*

Originally posted by hyukwoon

*then learns her age from Henry* *thinking* “I can do this I can do this I can do this I can’t do this it’s only 11 years? but I can’t do this.”

Originally posted by monkeilii

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Henry (26) : *is adorably flustered when he talks to her right after realizing he loves her*

Originally posted by 7emniscate

*one of his friends informs him that she is only 18*

Originally posted by blueprincez

“Well, I mean…eight years isn’t all that much in the scheme of things. I have a much better chance than the hyungs, don’t ya think?”

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Zhoumi (29) : *finds out that not only he but the others are in love with the girl*

Originally posted by hyukk-jae

*finds out her age* (minus the text ^^’)

Originally posted by fyeahsujumacros

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Hope you enjoyed! (This was really fun I was laughing the whole time)

~Admin R

@exodarkwolf16

ANALYSIS-MAMACITA (MEANING?)

Suju’s new mv got me really excited, the drama was funny and then the singing/dance segments were incredibly hot and serious. But here’s the thing, does anyone understand what Mamacita is about? I didn’t so I went and searched up a version with English subs and something instantly hit me. The words don’t seem to be singing about a hot girl. What’s the song’s meaning?

What I believe is that suju’s new song is meant to be satirical (in some sense)

If you watch the hilarious drama, whilst looking at the lyrics…you realise the words seem to correlate to the actual drama.

I’m not sure the English translation is entirely correct, but this is my opinion, you don’t have to agree with me…I’ve talked to Chinese speaking friends and when they watched it with Chinese subs they agree with my thoughts.

So here comes my analysis…I haven’t entirely worked it out and I welcome others to input too

“Why are you shutting your mouth right now?
Did you decide to just go with the flow?
Just say shh! Then everything will calm down
Everyone keeps nagging”

So this is Siwon’s opening lines-doesn’t seem like something you would say to a hot girl. But it seems more like he’s commenting on elf’s complacency-during the two year absence of Leeteuk elf seemed subdued and the nagging and such sounds like criticism’s and directed at suju.

Were you expecting us to be Superman?
This world is good enough to play in, right?
If you do as you always did, go as you always went
There’s no way you’ll stick out and be hit by a hammer


“Superman” refers to super junior being the best. The crown is their kingship, the theft of it is a metaphor of it being taken away by other idols. You’d think that if you went the way you went you’d remain king right? Then there’s a reference to king (sungmin) getting struck by a hammer-he was previously parading around his crown. It’s paradoxical cos if you’re a king, you’re bound to be noticed and there’s no way you can’t stick out-so obviously they’ll be people attempting to bring you down-I would say that SM is not promoting SJ as hard and basically they’ve been hit by the hammer in preference for a newer idol group.

We’ve strongly protected ourselves, yes!
Donghae also says that, yes!
We have this specialness, ooh!
Exactly what kinds of things happened?

This part is about SJ-how they’ve bounded together and protected each other, there are word plays on their names to emphasise that they’re talking about each other-but if you don’t look into the words you’d think it’s about protecting a girl and they’ve decided to be cheeky and throw in their names. But then we cut to a scene of Kyuhyun robbing Sungmin whilst the lyrics say “What really happened?” like they’re questioning how their popularity is being over taken (yes they are still popular, and I’ll love them only forever, but seriously, they’re not being supported by SM as much)

Hey! MAMACITA! I am a-yayayaya
The cruelly broken dreams are a-yayayaya
Something has broken and left, even the tears have dried
Those who wear the armor feel its weight, you can’t do that!

Now the chorus-broken dreams? Tears? Seems like what they’ve experience as they climbed together up to the top. They’ve been through so many hardships to get there. Now the last line…some translate armour some translate helmet? Lol what? But the Chinese translation says

That means crown…remember the crown in the drama? They then go on to say…you can’t do that! What? The weight of the crown-the suffering they endured to be named kings of kpop. Idols who haven’t got enough experience don’t deserve that name yet- SJ are still the kings-the chorus is kind of like their battle cry to tell us they’re still going to be here-singing as the most united kpop group. They aren’t going away.

Whoever started it first or not, I just want to stop and end this
Words that provoke each other, it’s like a war without purpose

Can be taken as-stop fighting in relationships. But if you look deeper-Donghae’s is saying “stop the fan wars” -they’re stupid and SJ’s not out to start fights. In the drama he points to Leeteuk’s thief character as he rants aggressively to Eunhyuk, I think he’s portraying SM as a money hungry person-but the lyrics basically saying…hating on SM doesn’t make a difference…they don’t give a shit…they just want money so there’s no point.

They just see the benefits right in front of them at the moment
They try to hide their sharpened teeth
Forgetting the really important things but asking again, so dumb


SM-money hungry…enough said. Could also be interpreted as the media-they’re hungry for stories- bringing up past rumors, comparing Hangeng’s leaving to Kris, provoking questions, trying to dig up dirt and ruin images…etc

Can’t you hear even when I’m yelling? Yes!
Did you make a promise you can’t keep? Yes!
Did you get a good solution? Ooh!
What exactly is going on?


Unheard voices and opinions, unkept promises (of lasting popularity? Of forever staying ELF?), conflicts resolved? (We get a tug of war gun fight between Shindong and Donghae, but innocent Ryeowook is suddenly caught in the conflict…)

For example: SM vs Kris (then Hangeng is brought up? Why did you need to drag suju into it?)

And then confusion ensues etc and Ryeowook sings “What’s going on!?” Whilst getting aimed at by a gun which kind of cements this idea.

Then we get the chorus again, this time with Kyuhyun and Ryeowook belting out in the background whilst Kangin’s lovely watermelon gets crushed before his eyes. By Leeteuk. So if Leeteuk is pretending to be SM then the watermelon is SJ’s dream or something along the lines of that. All portrayed in a funny, light hearted way that only SJ can pull off.

Turn around and go another way
I’ll comfort you, who is hurt
Going down so it fits that spot
You ain’t got no chance
Don’t lose this chance because once it’s gone, you’ll never have it again

In another translation it says, “I turn around and take a detour” first so I took that as SJ looking back on previous memories, comforting each other, taking the right path. Instead of “Going down so it fits that spot” another translation says “the right path to make it here”.  Then it talks about chances and we get “SM” shooting down SJ. Not sure how I’ll take that, but then it leads to my favourite sequence…Eunhyuk’s rap (Eunhyuk is my bias…kekeke) but anyways it leads in quite well.

We get a really exaggerated and funny shot of Siwon getting shot, SJ’s really good at being funny, but then we suddenly get hit by Eunhyuk’s powerful rap. It really hit me the first time I watched it with English sub, instead of being all “Wahh-hyuk is so hot” I was like woah, what happened.

(It’s) Funny, I don’t think so! Don’t preach to me
I’m the top of the top, you’re the bottom of the bottom
Do you think you’re the only one who lost this power game?
Just close your lips Shut your tongue


We were all laughing at their funny drama, and I really couldn’t stop laughing at their drama, but then I watch the English subbed version and I get a Eunhyuk telling me It’s funny, I don’t think so!

The words sung before could always be taken as the conflict between the hot girl and the guy. But well, the rap’s really intense…I don’t think you’ll tell the girl you like “I’m the top of the top, you’re the bottom of the bottom” then Shut up…wow…no you don’t say that to your girlfriend.

Basically, he’s saying the situation isn’t funny, SM pushing them down to promote younger idols isn’t funny, and the treatment of human being’s as products that aren’t sellable anymore isn’t funny. Power games, top/bottom, that’s a description of SJ’s experiences in the entertainment industry.

I can’t just dream a different dream by myself, I need you right now
I need you, I need you


SJ + ELF (SJ need ELF to survive)

With a lot of affection, a lot of laughter, when I’m with the people I love
Sometimes, I look back and I think to myself, you did such a good job
I am here, we are here, there is a future to be excited for
Until always, we will gain strength once again


SJ’s relationship with each other, their journey together, the future they’re working towards together. Even though in the MV SM exchanges the crown for money, they continue to always work hard as they always have, enjoying their job and performing together. Their confirmation to us that they aren’t gone yet, they’re far from done, they’ll still be here for us ELF and we should be excited to see them perform.

I strongly believe that no one can be number one forever, and no one can be in last place forever.Rather than who wins over whom, being able to have promotions together is a better thing,“ Leeteuk 

Thanks for reading all this-if you did (Lol ><)