all my markers started drying out why

Things My Friends Have Said
  • Aries: "Her tits are fucking glorious."
  • Taurus: "Yea I have sexual daydreams about him."
  • Gemini: "I started a notebook where I just write down everything I say because I say a lot of funny stuff."
  • Cancer: "Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. FOR FUCK'S SAKE. MY BIRTHDAY IS JULY 16 WHAT'S MY SIGN."
  • Leo: "My brother said he's going to help me get abs. Thank God, he's fucking ripped."
  • Virgo: "Why are you sitting there? That's where my bag sits."
  • Libra: "Look at these. *pulls out a pack of dry erase markers* I have every single color."
  • Scorpio: " I told my mom jokingly that I liked My Little Pony and she fucking bought me a poster. *gestures to poster*"
  • Sagittarius: "This better be important I was watching Pocahantas."
  • Capricorn: "Watch this. This is something you would do.....if you were a lizard."
  • Aquarius: "3 words. Hello. Kitty. Underwear."
  • Pisces: "I will pee on you. I will literally pee all over you. I'll paint your house yellow with my piss. Give me the fucking remote."