all my childhoods

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*slams fists on table* H E I G H T  D I F F E R E N C E 

feat. mah boys :D

i had a lot of fun with this, and it kinda tackles, like, several childhood au head cannons at once

  • keith starts off looking more like his dad, but as he grows up, more of his mother’s traits show (hair becomes more purple and floofy)
  • keith had to drop the bowl cut eventually cause his hair got too wild, now he does what he can to keep it at least a little tame (Lance: “He has legendary bedhead.”)
  • meanwhile, lance got his appearance under control (read: got super attractive)
  • keith was a soccer kid (but later got into knives?)
  • lance can eat whatever he wants and not gain any weight (keith is jealous)
  • they officially get together when they’re 17

god i love them

aLRIGHT AU TIME

Lance pokes fun of Shiro being a merman (not an actual merman unfortunately), and pidge and hunk, defending their father’s honour, dares lance to take some of Shiro’s classes (he teaches people how to become merppl n all that w allura). 

Lance takes the dare and finds out this guy from one of his classes, whom he has a one-sided rivalry with, goes for mermaid lessons as well and *insert oh no he’s hot moment here*

anyway there’s lots of pining and swimming and mermaids and keith being obsessed with the mythical merpeople n lance finding it endearing as hell

[edit:] I’m not planning to write this however I will be building upon this au If you wanna write this or whatever could you link it to me? I wanna see it :D

lil usnavi is a very good helper 

I can’t believe that there’s people who don’t start crying when they think about their childhood

People who slam doors and stomp their feet to show how much they want to physically hurt you shouldn’t be trusted